#not to mention how he'll just randomly zone out sometimes

[thevoiceofdesertbluffs]

Wowzas, it's Kasperbot!! He is real!!

[000-pawz]

hi dai :33 i saw u mention himbo sungho and i had to RUN to come talk about it because i have been calling sungho a himbo for the past two months bc the deeper i get into bnd the more i start to notice his little himbo-like antics and i just love it so much. i started calling him a himbo when funnextdoor 2 came out and they were going in that room to get their missions and it took sungho so long to realize everyone else was leaving 1 by 1 to also get missions. he was like, "you guys have missions?!?!?" as if taesan wasn't randomly standing there with an entire fruit basket in his hand 😭 then they all further confirmed my sungho himbo agenda in their comeback show when the boys told him that his brain is narrower than his shoulders and i was just sitting there like "awe 😭" cuz he's so precious, like it's so true. he's so smart but asks the most obvious questions and he's just a little like,, idk if this is the right word but he's a little ditzy at times and i just think that's so cute. he sometimes contrasts so much from how he's normally super organized and put together and sometimes it's like he's all cloudy in his head and i think that's how he'd be during sex. he'd shut his brain off for you, like your touch triggers something in his mind that makes him all floaty, he'll ask the same thing over and over, his voice would be all soft as if the words can barely come out. he definitely has a thing for you being like, "oh my pretty dumb baby, don't think, just feel" or smth like that cuz he gets sooooo zoned in on the feeling of your hands on his body that his mind turns even more into mush and sometimes he tries to keep it together but in turn he just sounds even more silly cuz he can't think. i just love himbo sungho so dearly, feel like he's the type to almost burst into laughter in the middle of sex because the feeling is too much and it's like his body is having a reaction to it so that little giggle he always does would come out cuz he just can't think like idk IDKK 😭 idek what i said in this ask but yes,, welcome to my brain 😭

bunny omg. ur brain is genuinely magnificent... delectable... yummy... LIKE YES ditzy is the perfect word to describe him >3< and in the new what door episode, he and jaehyun just stood there reading the sheet music upside down like that was so cute <\3

and omg yes when it comes to sex, he just stops thinking completely... he'll literally exist on autopilot, just letting you do whatever to him because he can't use his brain so u have to think for him!!! the sweetest himbo ever... and he doesn't even realize it!! you'll say you want to ride him and he just looks at you with big eyes and goes "you want to ride me?" like yes sweetheart that's what said <3

HE GETS SOSOSO GIGGLY like your fingers will brush over his nipples and he starts giggling and goes "that tickles!!" while covering his chest >3< and i will forever keep bringing up how he covers his face because it just gets too much and he doesn't know what to do with himself!!! the dumbest cutest kitty ever.... ^_____^

bunny this is so great like i need more of this himbo sungho meal... <3333

[piratefishmama]

The only issue is, it's one of those campaigns.

It's one of the campaigns that has the party rolling their eyes and groaning in deep misery when the OBVIOUS Steve NPC is described from head to toe in painfully obvious clarity, especially because they all know he'll have some kind of importance, he'll be useful in some way, and Eddie's own personal characters, will constantly be flirting with him in some shape or form.

Yeah, even the villain characters.

They'll mention his looks, they'll compliment his muscles, his strength, his daring, they'll openly marvel over the feats of bravery he daringly launches himself into.

Yep. Even the villain characters.

Eleven picked a good one to throw Steve into, because he's just. There. In this fantasy land mindscape, his real body passed out in his room, in his bed at home, his mind stuck there having to follow this ragtag bunch of weird little dudes wishing he'd paid a little more attention to Dustin when he was ranting about D&D cause he's pretty sure the pointy eared ones are Elves, and the small one that kind of reminds him of Dustin... is dwarf socially acceptable? Is that their actual names?

He doesnt know.

Anyway, he's following this weird little party, words put into his mouth that help them along so he doesnt mind that sometimes the words don't actually sound like something he'd ever say, he survives all the fights, is flirted with by pretty much all the random characters along the way which... y'know, it's not bad, definitely an ego boost since he'd been having a bit of a dry spell lately, but...

They do all kind of remind him of a certain someone.

Even the weird obviously evil guy in the pointy hat that keeps popping up and randomly proclaiming that "no matter how handsome your guide may be, no matter how strong, and i can tell he's strong, yep very strong--those muscles--what was i saying?---" which honestly Steve would have laughed at if he wasnt in the zone. (read: forced into stasis until his turn to 'act' came)

And then there's the obvious one.

The Bard.

They meet him in a tavern in some town that Steve couldn't pronounce and didnt want to butcher it in an attempt to try. Steve, leaning against a wall close by the Party's rowdy attention getting table because 'Sir Stephan of Harring Town' only leaned. He looked prettier when he leaned apparently, he never sat down, had to wonder how his legs werent aching yet. Fantasy magic maybe.

The Bard is singing his songs, playing to his audience, gathering coin from anyone willing to part with it, and then he spots The Party.

Or rather, he spots Steve. Because what self respecting charmer would go after a table of rowdy elves, sorcerers, and Dwarves when they could go after the hot knight (Paladin??? God Steve had no idea)

The bard is...

Okay, it's basically Eddie. Down to the slim waist, pretty brown curls, and the big brown doe eyes that really put truth to the idea that the eyes were the windows to the soul, those eyes held everything.

Robin had been right that one time, watching those big doe eyes break? Torture. Total, complete, and utter torture.

He could excuse the others. He could make up excuses, could reason with this weird dreamscape he's somehow cooked up cause surely he must be dreaming -and if he is dreaming it's a sign he's spending way too much time with the kids- the villains, the random people he's never met, the weird side characters, all of them flirting with him or fawning over him but this one.

The Bard.

He cant excuse the bard. It's Eddie. Right down to his rings and his perfectly plush lips. He can't make excuses for how the bard sidles up, flits around the table playfully ribbing each party member as he goes, before settling beside him to strike up a conversation that's made up of mostly come ons with a spattering of information about where they (meaning the party) ought to be going next while the party talk amongst themselves.

He cant make excuses for how he leans in, how while usually his words arent his own, now, in that moment, he could speak, he could make the bard swoon, playful and suggestive in his own words as if his dream was finally giving him time to talk.

He had no idea that it was because somewhere out there, Eddie had set it up for the bard to have engaged in conversation with the party's guide, no guidelines for what they were talking about, the bard was simply spending time with an NPC while the Party took their time to make a choice on their next action.

He'd almost managed to coax the little shit into sneaking out of there, when the Bard suddenly returned to his actual role of information giver and shit stirrer, when Steve finally caught sight of her.

In her own clothes, standing in the middle of the little tavern, the people around her ignoring her as if she werent even there, she stood there, expression deadpan, arms crossed over her chest.

Eleven.

"This... isnt a dream, is it?" He'd hazard a guess.

"This is Eddie's current campaign happening at the Cabin. Please tell me you finally understand how he feels? There have been more than enough things here to show you so far and there would be more if i were to leave you here." Uhm. yep. yep he got it. but--

"You shouldnt meddle like this, Eleven, I could react any way to this information, i could be angry or worse! It's dangero--"

"You like him. It is obvious." Yikes. Was it? Or was that just Eleven being brutal again? "Now you know he feels the same. Do something about it. We're all exhausted."

And then he woke up. No chance to argue. Didn't even get a chance to warn the Party that the Bard was absolutely unintentionally sending them into a for sure trap set up by the evil flirty wizard. How did he know that information pray tell?

Dont ask him, he didn't have the foggiest. It was just in his brain. Much like the fact that Eddie liked him. which. awesome. great. fantastic.

One problem however: How the fuck was he supposed to know how to ask out a guy?!

Steve getting literally STUCK in one of Eddie's campaigns.

Like. Actual normal Steve isekai'd into one of Eddie's campaigns.

Maybe by El, who was tired of them dancing around each other like, "i'm going to help him see." Cause Eddie keeps making bard characters that flirt heavily with the 'Steve' NPCs or couple NPCs that are basically Eddie and Steve just being painfully obvious, but Steve is blind to it and El has had enough.

[stray-kids-react]

Sleepy but clingy SKZ

Masterlist

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Bang Chan

° Bang Chan doesn't get a lot of sleep, he's gone days without it and usually just stays up working while your cuddled into him dead asleep.

° So when he is tired, you force him to sleep. Because he will complain when you try to pull him away from his laptop. Even though he's fallen asleep sitting up 5 times now.

° Chan is very cute when he's sleepy and it isn't often that you get to see it, his lips are pouted and eyes are practically closed. He also tends to lean onto you when walking to bed.

° You take a couple photos while he's sleeping because he's so cute, cheeks squished against the pillow as he shifts his face closer into it. And very pouty lips.

° Makes soft groans when you aren't near him, pulling you towards his bare chest. When you are next to him, he'll place your hands on his back so you can hold him.

° Usually a big spoon, but when he is very tired and needs sleep. He is an adorable little spoon who wants nothing more than to sleep and have you holding him.

Lee Know

° When Minho is tired he usually will just fall asleep in bed or on the nearest furniture whether you are there or not. But when he's sleepy and clingy, he'll need you with him.

° He only gets tired and clingy when he's had a bad day, his eyes will resemble a sad puppy and his lips are naturally very pouty. Then he'll just curl up into your arms.

° Likes it when you play with his hair, it makes him fall asleep faster and distracts him from the minor headache he has. He'll literally melt when you do this.

° Do not mention his clingy state to any member, or he won't cuddle you for a week. The members will tease him non stop and it embarrasses the hell out of him.

° He's not mad at you, he just gets embarrassed and is cautious doing any affection when he is rethinking his life choices at the moment.

° Even though he is labelled the savage member, he can't be mad at you. He sees you as an angel and is glad he has someone to hold him when he needs to be held.

Changbin

° Shy when you first began to date, but now he is very very clingy. He'll randomly walk up to you and just peck you hundreds of times before walking away like it's nothing.

° Can get a bit whiny when he's tired, begging to go to bed and cuddle him. It gets to the point where he doesn't care who hears him begging for your attention.

° When you finally give in, he'll murmur the softest 'thank you' before cuddling into your chest. He'll sigh in content once he is comfortable before falling asleep.

° Knows when you aren't with him, and will wake up instantly. Understands if you need to use the washroom or grab a drink/snack, but will complain if you just leave to leave.

° Tracing his jaw line will soothe him tremendously, he'll fall asleep in seconds. Changbin enjoys the feeling of your fingers against his skin, it is comforting to him.

° Once talked in his sleep lightly, whispering about how much he loves you and even mentioned how he wants to marry you. Whispering a small 'I do'.

Hyunjin

(Our prince is coming back soon!! ❤️❤️❤️)

° Clingy is his middle name, the only member more affectionate than him is Felix. And it's only because Minho slightly intimidates him.

° Will walk into your shared bedroom and just flop next to you, or gradually lean all of his weight onto you. He always greets you once he's comfortable, making you laugh.

° Will talk about how tired he is from the day while you stroke through his hair. If he isn't feeling talkative then he'll just lay there, enjoying your warmth and presence.

° Will fall asleep accidently most times, not wanting to sleep because he missed you but ends up doing so anyways because he is so tired. You understand nonetheless.

° Once wrapped himself around you during movie night with Stray Kids, and ended up missing the whole movie because he fell asleep on your shoulder during the opening.

° Will tease you if you are being clingy, but it doesn't last long since you remind him of all the times he clung to you and whined for your attention. Making him embarrassed.

Han

° When tired he zones out alot, you usually just hold him while he slumps into you and thinks about the creation of life itself. You'll sometimes laugh at how serious he looks.

° You can't get over how cute his cheeks are when squished against you or a pillow. It pouts his lips out and makes him look like an adorable soft baby because of it.

° Will fiddle with your fingers to try and stay awake, but it ends up soothing him at one point and he falls asleep anyways. His head will fall back onto you once he falls asleep.

° Will randomly ask you questions he was thinking about. Like 'why is blue called blue?' 'if I punch myself and cry, am I too strong or too weak?' 'what if unicorns are invisible?'

° Some of them do stick with you, so your up at 3am wondering why blue was called blue. But you won't tell him that since it will only encourage him to ask more questions.

° Likes to be the little spoon in general, and he will become more curled up when he is tired. Burrowing into your body as you hold him, he usually will fall asleep in seconds.

Felix

° The only differences between sleepy Felix and regular Felix is that he is quiet and is wearing pajamas, and the pajamas aren't a guarantee depending where he is.

° Felix is a naturally affectionate person who is impossible to dislike, he's a literal angel that makes you wonder how you ended up with him. But you are grateful that you did.

° Half of the time he will come home for work and whine until he finally reaches your embrace. Immediately letting out a content sigh as he turns into putty in your arms.

° The other half of the time is he will be waiting on the couch in a onesie, waiting for you to come home. Once you do he'll giggle softly and open his arms wide for you.

° Rubs his cheek against yours like a cat, and can't stop his smile from beaming brightly at your presence. Felix also has a habit of of burrowing into the crook of your neck.

° He'll fall asleep on top of you, whispering one last 'I love you' in his deep but now groggy voice. Resting his head on your shoulder as you fall asleep seconds later.

Seungmin

° Is probably the member who is the shyest when it comes to affection, no matter how long you two have been together. He prefers soft and short affectionate touches.

° His favorite type of PDA is hand holding, and when in private he will embrace you gently in bed. Usually being the bigger spoon, but isn't opposed to being little spoon.

° Will become more clingy when he is tired, wanting to go to bed with you very badly after a long day. He'll look at you while resting on your shoulder, waiting for you.

° Doesn't want to force you into a cuddle session, but will hint that he wants one to happen. You catch onto these hints eventually, but it can take some time.

° The main hints that you know are, cuddling on your lap, looking at you with puppy eyes, kissing your neck, rubbing your tummy, and talking about dreams that he's had.

° When you finally go to bed, he'll scoop you into his arms. Usually placing soft kissing on the top of your head, and whispering how much he appreciates you.

Jeongin

° Your usually more of the clingy one in the relationship, but there is a rare occasion where the roles reverse. And this happens the week he returns from tour.

° Jeongin will be exhausted from going nonstop and reaching his limit multiple times, but he'll be so happy to be back home and have you right there beside him.

° His eyes will be very sparkly when looking at you, just so happy to be back home with you. And he notices your blush when you see his gaze but is too tired to tease you on it.

° Will chat with you in a hushed tone, asking about how you were when he was gone and what you thought of the the performances you saw online. Tiredly smiling throughout.

° Smiles when you kiss him softly, missing the way your lips felt against his. He'll cup your face before resting his chin on top of your head as you curl into him.

° Falls asleep with you as his last thought, and his dreams continue his thoughts by making him imagine how truly beautiful you would look walking down the aisle.

[br-kker]

I've been waiting a long ass time to write Shinsou's birthday headcannons, and here we are! It's time to see how you'd meet and date everyone's favorite sleep-deprived child!

Pairing: Hitoshi Shinsou X Reader (gender neutral).

Media: My Hero Academia.

Content and/or Warnings: Language, mentions of sex (all characters are aged up to legal age), sleep-depravity, cats.

The Meetup

You and Hitoshi met in class.

Let's pretend for a moment that he is in Class 1-A, for convenience sake.

There's 22 people, and 11 pairs are formed randomly thanks to Aizawa. He put people together based on who really need to work together (cough Bakugo and Deku) or people who could bounce off each other well.

Falling into the latter of the two, that's how you and Hitoshi ended up paired together.

You've seen him around school and know of his reputation: "Evil."

Sure, he looks a little intimidating, but you never thought he was bad because he has a "villainous" Quirk.

After some time of working in silence, you decided to compliment him. "Good job for getting into the Hero Course. You were very misplaced."

He looked up and gave you a little smile. "Thanks." but then quickly dove back into his work.

"No, I'm serious. Mr. Aizawa is right: The entrance exams aren't effective." You stated, which led to a conversation with Hitoshi about Quirks, UA, and eventually anything but the task at hand.

After the exchanging of numbers, you both left school with the gladness of making a new friend.

Late Night Adventures

We all know Hitoshi gets .2 hours of sleep, so depending on your sleep schedule you either stay up at night talking to him or get a text message when you wake up.

When you do pull all-nighters (of course assuming every night isn't already an all-nighter), you spend it walking around town or in a coffee shop that is still open.

If there's nothing open, then it's late night chats in the dorm rooms.

Both of you spar and train together at least once a week.

I can see the both of y'all passing notes to each other in class and generally bullshitting around.

Ok, but I can see Hitoshi being a book guy, so sometimes you two get together and read

This man is a park kind of guy, so frequent walks in the park.

I dunno why, but I can see you guys passing answers to each other during a test.

Like, your bag is open and you can see the answers that you wrote down and he has a water bottle on the floor with the answers on it.

Anyway, late night study sessions.

You two are the kind of friends where one of y'all will start to do something stupid and the other is like "Don't do that!" while recording.

Sleepy Kisses

Damn, the title of this part sounds good for a story title.

So, it's another late night get together with Hitoshi and it started off as normal.

Somewhere down the road, you laid your head on his shoulder (something you both had been doing for some time) while zoning in and out of consciousness.

Hitoshi, who has been crushing on you for a bit, decides to boldly kiss your head. He completely believe you were asleep.

However, his thoughts were shattered when he heard a sleepy "Feels good..." from you.

So, he then kissed your forehead, causing you to giggle a bit. He then kissed your nose, and lifted your chin up to meet your lips.

The feeling of sleepy kisses felt better than crack cocaine, you thought as you run your fingers through his indigo hair.

You two could've remained like that forever, but thankfully you guys have plenty of time for sleepy kisses.

Speaking of...

The Sleep-Deprived Couple

Sleepy kisses!!

There's this adorable oneshot I found that involves Hitoshi and Reader kissing sleepily, and it's adorable. I'll link it right here.

Give it some love, please.

But yeah, you two constantly share sleepy kisses.

Hitoshi is a peck kind of guy, I believe, so I feel he'll just randomly peck you on the lips or cheek.

Oh yeah, PDA is maybe a 3?

You guys hold hands in public, and we discussed the aforementioned pecks, but that's about it.

Late night drives and stargazing. That's it.

I made headcannons of Hitoshi dating an insomniac reader, so if you want to read them it's right here, but I'll give a shortened version of it.

If you two are up by 10 pm, expect a trip to the local 7/11, various activities, and cuddling.

This boy is a cuddlebug; he is on you like white on rice in bed.

Speaking of, Hitoshi adores sleepy sex.

Before you go crazy, I'm not talking about somnophilia. I'm talking about the both of you being tired and both of you deciding to do the do.

This dude is very handsy. Like, his hands are all over your body.

I can't remember who said it, but someone on this site said that he is the god at giving oral and I can't get it out of my mind.

Staying up until 3 am watching movies or binge-watching a show.

Wearing his hoodies/sweaters CONSTANTLY!!!

I feel like he's a blueberry kind of dude, so you give him blueberry related stuff.

He likes to give you various small gifts. It ranges from your favorite candy to a shirt.

Overall, dating Hitoshi is a very chill time.

Birthday Special!

Hitoshi tends to keep his birthday lowkey. He doesn't want anything expect an acknowledgement that it is his birthday.

Alright, you respect his wishes. So, you wake up, give him a good morning kiss, tell him happy birthday, and that's that.

You got a little trick up your sleeve, however. You're gonna give him something for his birthday.

You go out, get the stuff, and come home to a confused Hitoshi.

"(N/N), what's all this?" He asks. You ignore him and pull out a blueberry cake that says 'Happy birthday 'Toshi' and sing the happy birthday song to him.

(If you've seen "The Way of the Househusband, that segment is similar to Tatsu celebrating Miku's birthday.)

"Why did you-" He was cut off by a 'Mrreow.'

"No..." You nodded, and he ran to the pet carrier that had a cat in it.

That might have been one of the only times you seen him cry.

Now for your birthday. Hitoshi doesn't want to have a big party. He wants to keep your birthday lowkey like his.

For your birthday, you tend to invite a few friends over and you all chill together, so he's cool with that.

He wants to get you something nice, though. Remember how I said he likes giving you small gifts? It might come into play here.

All your friends left to give you and Hitoshi one-on-one time. Now's the chance for him to give you the gift.

What was the gift? A bracelet (of course, up to your interpretation) that you had been eyeing for some time.

You smiled a big smile and hugged him tightly. "I love you, 'Toshi!"

(A/N: Man, these were kinda hard to write! I hope I did fairly good on these, and I really want blueberry cake. Speaking of...)

Hitoshi, the Night Owl

You don't mind Hitoshi staying up and all that, but you do get a bit concerned when he always stays up until 4 am, and sometimes not even getting any sleep.

He shrugs it off and tells you that he's fine, but you insist that he get at least one good night sleep.

He agrees, and everything is normal. Or so you think.

At about one in the morning, you have to go use the bathroom. You walk out the bathroom and stop in your tracks.

There's Hitoshi, sitting on a chair with the cat on his shoulder. An uneaten slice of blueberry cake is next to him while he's scrolling aimlessly on his phone.

You clear your throat and he turns to look at you. "Oh, hey." He gives you a lopsided grin.

"C'mon, get your ass in bed."

He looks back at his phone and says, "You can't remove the night ow- hey!"

You cut him off by grabbing his hand and dragging him onto the bed, the cat nestling in between you.

"Sometimes, I don't like you."

"I love you too."

(A/N: Boom, that's my influx of headcannons done until at least a month! We're already in July?! That's bonkers, man. Well, thanks for reading my three sets of headcannons in the span of five days! I don't care how many updoots they get, I'm just glad that at people take the time to read my work. Not to get sappy or anything, but I noticed how many updoots I got on a single oneshot and was like "Woah!"! Anyways, I hope you enjoyed my writing for this sleepy child, and tune in for Jiro's birthday headcannons (and coincidentally my birthday) on August 1st!

Signing off for now,

-Libby)

[mavisartstuff]

Someone asked about it, so here's some context! I'm gonna split the hcs about the au into characters and story so it'd be a bit easier -

Billy

Billy in this au is in college. He's there there so he could be an actor! Now technically you probably don't need a degree to become one, but he really just kinda said fuck it and went to get one anyway.

He did it end up starting it a bit late due to some family issues.

He still makes fun of Romeo and Juliet. So far that he still goes "I should've been Juliet!" Bet you could hear some of the sorority girls roll their eyes at his rant about the movie. He rants about it anytime you mention it to the man

Jess do be his bestie even though he makes fun of her accent- He usually gets told off by Barb since he for some reason has one like a British professor

He can weirdly mimick anything he hears perfectly. Claude? He's got you. Anyone in the sorority house? Yep. He can do that. Which is why everyone in the house thinks he has a promising career up ahead of him

Claude only hangs around Billy. No one knows why. That's why he's termed as the "cat king". Also because he'd come back with cat fur all over his sweater

He's tired asf but still fabulous

He's also basically friends with everyone in the sorority house due to just being really social. Though he does have those days where he's just like "go away :(". This mainly happens when he's stressed or just not feeling it that day

He's actually pretty smart since he'll just start analyzing anything he randomly takes In interest in. The girls usually ask for help or just borrow a note sheet he might've written notes on. Though sometimes it's not helpful since 1. It could be about anything and 2. He absolutely hates it if you go through his stuff. So you'd have to ask him for one

Maarten (or our moaner in this case)

Now this man is tall. Very tall. No one knows how he's managed to walk around and about In the attic. If you include his flip outs as well. But man he's pretty stealthy

How did a Dutch man get all the way in Canada on his own? No one knows

He's obviously pretty paranoid. Just even the thought of being spotted makes him freak out a bit

His calls are just like the original Billy's. But he will up the anti If he so ever feels like you're not effected by It. He'll even alter It a bit if you tell him that you're a guy

Instead of his past being like Billy's however, his is more so has violence. Which is where the line "You violent little shit!" comes from.

Has stolen Claude away for a bit. Usually whenever he feels cold. Otherwise he let's Claude go if the fella wants out of the attic

has a lot of bandages due to accidentally hurting himself up in that attic. Smashing glass, falling asleep on the floor on his arm, anything.

He tends to sing a lot. He only does it when he's the only one at the house of course

unlike Billy, he will respond If you start questioning a bit. As in he gets worse

Story (giving everyone a lil tidbit!) Tw for cussing and Maarten overall being deranged- If you've heard the Billy phone calls you'd know what I mean

-The party had been pretty boring for Billy. Of course it was fun discussing stuff with everyone, but once the girls started bringing up their boyfriend's.. He just got pretty bored. He sat on the couch with Claude in his lap. Claude was vibrating. Of course he was just happy to get attention. Billy on the other hand had been zoning out. He wanted to go up to his room. But if he did he'd certainly be asked about It In the morning. He sighed. He hoped something eventful would happen. Or for the party to just end already. But to his surprise, It's like his prayer for something eventful had been answered. Not in the way he thought though.

The phone rang. Billy's brain perked at the ringing. Someone calling this late? Who could it be? He carefully removed king Claude from his lap and got up. He walked up to the table holding that phone. He answered the phone in his usual happy voice. "Helloo?" Oh, the insanity that phone call was. It started out with noises. Random noises. Laughter. Pig oinks. The girls had gathered around at that point. Finally, the man on the other end had finally said something at least understandable to hear. "Let me lick It, lick it! Let me lick your pretty piggy cunt" Followed by laughter and repeating of what he'd just said previously. Billy just laughed a bit. "I mean.. I'd be down if you go for guys" Billy said jokingly. The horror in the girls eyes when Billy said that. Billy was used to these prank calls. Hell, he's watched past friends make them. That was his usual response to said call. Everyone hoped the man on the other end would stop. But.. He didn't. "Oh? You want my juicy cock anyway? Or do you want me to beat you senseless?"

Billy felt himself go cold. "E-Excuse me?" Billy asked nervously. It's been awhile since he's had to deal with... Threats. The look of horror just grew on the rest of the girls faces. "Yeah! So you want me to? Huh? You filthy fuck?!" The man on the other end asked ever so tauntingly. Barb rolled her eye's and took the phone. "How about you go somewhere else for whatever the fuck you're on about" She hissed. His taunting didn't stop. "How about you suck-" Before then, Barb had interrupted him. "Oh go stick your dick in an electrical outlet and see If that gives you a charge" The girls laughed a bit at that. Billy giggled quietly. But he still had a nervous smile on his face. There was a short silence on the other end. "I'm going to kill you" The man on the other end said before hanging up. The way he said that was.. Frightening. So.. Normal. Before that the man had been speaking in different voices. Barb at that point just put it back. Of course as usual, an argument had started after a few bickering. With Claire leaving the room to get packed In the end. Billy at that point nervously sat on the couch.

Jess took note of It. She leaned down a bit. "You should probably head to bed.. You look tired. Especially after hearing that" She whispered. "Thank you.." Billy thanked before getting up. He started heading up the stairs. Of course, Claude noticed and followed. Billy started thinking. He remembered talking to a man about his missing brother. Could that be him?.. It was impossible. The guy he was told about disappeared at the age of fourteen. All the way In the Netherlands mind you. He just couldn't think that he'd somehow get all the way here. As he thought this he'd finally made it to his room. He let Claude in before closing his door. He walked over to the bed and laid down. Claude jumped on his chest immediately. Billy was used to that. He sat there. Creaking came from the ceiling above him. He started getting nervous again. Only to reinsure himself that the attic was old.. No one could get up there without being caught. He still couldn't shake off the feeling of being watched though....

[apollothe-sungod]

so, honestly, im really only gonna answer the ones i really wanna answer, soo... enjoy :) i'm acually adding Phil, apollos bestie on here. (phils power allows him to speak to birds, control birds, and have different bird wings. why does the different species matter? some birds are made for power, some speed, some diving, and some gliding. anyways thats all for his power so far) Phil is green, and Apollo is red! The dynamic duo! Again, I will only be answering a few of these, sorry, im just kinda tired rn.

7.

Absolutely. His normal living situation would probably be either Wingston (I'll talk about this later, for lack of time its a HUGE mountainous cave dragon-topia he lives in :D) or a cave he hangs out in. For Wingston, its a huge dragon-topia with markets, medical areas, sleeping quarters, little homes, kitchens, food courts, and more. Yes, almost anything could survive here for a long time. Even if the thing needed a certain type of area (desert, plains, etc) theres a HUGE area surrounded by ENORMOUS mountains that offers LOTS and LOTS of different territories for dragons! In his cave, he gots lots of food, water, and good areas. So yes.

Yes. His house has lots of siblings, 6 to be exact. 7 including him. His 5 brothers, and 1 sister. he could no matter what, take care of a kiddo. he's the oldest, so naturally, hes like a dad.

10.

BAHAHA would LITERALLY be such a Gen Z. The aliens would be like "we're gonna take over your planet!" and he'd go: "REALLLY???? YES PLEASE, TAKE THIS OFF OUR HANDS" and the aliens would be like "what?" and hed be like "yea so long story short theres a huge pandemic going on and shits bad. while your at it can you take care of my dad? thx homie" and just vibe.

somehow is prepared? this mans knows how to LIE. hes barely ever lied but is very good at it. he'd say things that arent true, but also not fully false. if aliens come here, we better hope the king phil will save us.

11.

will literally NEVER not dance to Classic by MKTO. he'll also always sing or dance to Moves Like Jagger. he knows exactly what its about, but does he care? no. will blast that shit all the time and everyones probably pissed.

he doesnt have a specific song, but he'll dance along if it sounds catchy.

12.

sleeping upside down. like a bat. since he has a very strong tail, he'll easily grab onto anything he can on the ceiling and just vibe. mostly he'll fall asleep, and cover himself with his wings. his dormmates will be like: wtf is this weird, feathery cacoon? and once they touch it, he pops out. terrifying. he also sometimes just plays with matches? the boy is fireproof. he'll like spin them, twirl em, toss em, and once someone told him to stop or else he'll get burnt, and he just- ate the match. still lit. they flipped out. he was okay. dont eat matches kids.

i cant think of too many, but you'll randomly find a bird, and you'd be like: hUh? and the bird will just- stare at you. then it'll fly back to phil like nothing happened.

15.

*sigh* time to out myself. so y'know how apollo is a self-insert? that means, he has a lot of the same habits i do... he zones out. a LOT. this happened to me, therefore it happened to him, i was walking to my next class, and because i was on autopilot and so lost in my thoughts, i didnt process i was supposed to turn, so halfway through the hallway i stopped, turned around, and went to class, never mentioning it again. he doesnt do it during training or battles, but sometimes during class. still gets good grades :)

nope. a very well focused man. mainly only goes on autopilot if he's alone on a walk, in a place he knows is safe. if he doesnt know the area, he is on a bit of alert.

19.

very dehydrated. one like= one bottle of water for apollo. do it. just- get the man some gatorade 😭

very well hydrated :) ALWAYS has a bottle of water on him at all times. and since regular water bottles are made of plastic, ew, he usually has apollo melt the plastic and put it to a better use? apollo usually melts plastic and forms it into something, so donate your water bottles to him :) sometimes they'll walk around,a dn if they see a water bottle, pick it up, and keep it. almost anything meltable they keep. very good at hydrating himself. be more like phil. stay hydrated.

thats all. very tired rn. not sleep tired, just mentally tired haha. anygays hope you enjoyed this! phils one of my favorites, he'll gt the spotlight soon!

OC questions that helped me with characterization:

On a scale of “is occasionally forced to bathe” to “Instagram model with sponsors to hoe for” how involved is your OC’s Skincare routine?

What are your OC’s food preferences (flavors/textures/spiciness/calories/ when and how they eat) and how did they get that way?

What’s something pointless/petty/unimportant that IRRATIONALLY ANNOYS THE HELL out of your OC?

What’s your OC’s response to being asked for money by a homeless person?

Does your OC get lost easily? What do they do when they do get lost?

What would STOP your OC from Doing The Right Thing in a tense situation?

Realistically, could your OC (in their normal circumstances- i.e. at thier own house/battlecamp/spaceship etc.) keep a small child alive for a week if they had to?  A Dog?  A Houseplant? A rock with a  smiley face painted on?

If your OC had to take the S.A.T. tomorrow with one night to prep, how would they do?  both emotionally and academically.

What would cause your OC to chose to do something petty/pointlessly cruel?

On a scale of “Complete and Justified nervous breakdown” to “Conquer The Entire Galaxy and become an Immortal God-Emperor”, how well would your OC handle being abducted by Aliens?

What song is 100% garunteed to get your OC beyond turnt and will be sung loudly and emabarrasingly, either in public or the shower?

What perfectly-normal-to-them-thing does your OC do that confuses/pisses off/terrifies thier neighbors?

Under what circumstances would your OC appear naked in public?

What thing did your OC’s parents do that your OC wishes they had a better explanation for?

How often does your OC “zone out” or do things on autopilot and how severe have the problems that have arisen from that been?

How strong or weak is your OC’s Impulse control? What’s the worst thing that happened becuase of thier Impulsivity or inability to be so?

How does your OC sabotage themselves? 

What’s the trashiest item in your OC’s wardrobe, when was the last time they wore it and why do they still have it?

How Dehydrated is your OC right now? Are they going to fix this?

What’s your OC smell like?  no, not that “Vanilla and Anxiety” evocative stuff, realistically.  Body odor? what have they been touching all day? When was thier last shower? Did they put on any kind of artificial scent?