#not to mention I need Danny and Wheeler to be in the ring together again
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Okay yes four pillars matches happening we get that yeehaw or whatever.
I propose an additional match. Give me a five way match between Konosuke Takeshita representing the Elite, Wheeler Yuta representing BCC, Lee Moriarty representing the Firm, Hook representing the Hardys, and Daniel Garcia representing JAS.
Give me five of the greatest rising men stars in the industry going after each other for no belt, but for instead the honor of their factions. Imagine how cool it would be to see Kenny, Mox, Jericho, Matt Hardy, and Ethan Page ringside for the kids they are training to take over the industry. The ringside shenanigans. The bonkers level wrestling between five incredibly different and absurdly talented individuals.
And then, only when the mentors are thrown out from ringside, the stipulation gets dropped: winner gets a title shot at MJF.
Who maintains loyalty to the styles and teachings of their factions? Who drops all pretense of a fair fight and goes for broke? Who gets busted open first, and who wears the blood on their fist?
And who, when it's all said and done, wins?
#look i know its overbooked nonsense#but it's my overbooked nonsense and I love it all the same#not to mention I need Danny and Wheeler to be in the ring together again#as soon as possible#in which sara dream books#wtf i like wrestling now???
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AEW Fake Rankings, 5/16/2021
Men's singles division - babyfaces
Darby Allin
Cody Rhodes
Orange Cassidy
PAC
Hangman Page
Christian Cage
Lance Archer
Sammy Guevara
Dustin Rhodes
Jake Hager
Men's singles division - heels
Kenny Omega (AEW men's world champion, Impact world champion, AAA mega champion)
MJF
Miro (AEW TNT champion)
Brian Cage (FTW champion)
Matt Hardy
Shawn Spears
Anthony Ogogo
QT Marshall
Powerhouse Hobbs
Nick Comorotto
Unranked: Alex Reynolds, Christopher Daniels, Colt Cabana, Danny Limelight, Dante Martin, Frankie Kazarian, Lee Johnson, MT Nakazawa, Wardlow
It feels premature to rank Darby Allin so highly. But given that Chris Jericho's hurt, Kenny Omega's a heel, and Jon Moxley's chasing the tag title, I can't argue any other babyface is ahead of him. Cody's clout and presentation goes a long way, but that only goes so far when he's been barely been on TV and feuding with QT's band of trainees. AEW deserves a lot of credit for giving Allin the ball and letting him run with it. Even though he just lost the TNT title to Miro, his chase to get it back ought to be even hotter than his run as champion.
A lot of the key fueds right now involve factions--Cody's Nightmare Family vs. QT's The Factory, Jericho's Inner Circle vs. MJF's The Pinnacle, and the Hardy Family Office vs. the Dark Order, Orange's buddies vs. Pac's Death Triangle--not to mention Team Taz and Kenny Omega's group running around. As a New Japan fan I dig it, but it does make it kind of tough to decide where one faction's minions rank relative to another's.
Men's tag team division - babyfaces
Jon Moxley (IWGP United Stats champion) & Eddie Kingston
Santana & Ortiz
Best Friends - Chuck Taylor & Trent Beretta
Lucha Bros. - Penta El 0M & Rey Fenix
Jurassic Express - Luchasaurus & Jungle Boy & Marko Stunt
Evil Uno & Stu Grayson
Varsity Blondes - Griff Garrison & Brian Pillman Jr.
The Gunn Club - Billy Gunn & Austin Gunn & Colten Gunn
Matt Sydal & Mike Sydal
Alan Angels & Preston Vance
Men's tag team division - heels
The Young Bucks - Nick Jackson & Matt Jackson (AEW tag team champions)
FTR - Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler
Scorpio Sky & Ethan Page
The Acclaimed - Max Caster & Anthony Bowens
Private Party & Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy
The Butcher & The Blade
TH2 - Jack Evans & Angelico
Chaos Project - Luther & Serpentico
Cezar Bononi & Ryan Nemeth
Unranked: Sonny Kiss & Joey Janela
(Names not listed on the AEW website's roster are noted in italics.)
With Christopher Daniels and Frankie Kazarian disbanding their team, the top title contenders on AEW's official rankings are Garrison and Pillman. However, the team that's actually getting a title shot at the May 30 pay-per-view is Moxley and Kingston, because they trashed the champs' dressing room. Just in case you were wondering why I bother doing this when AEW does it every week.
Women's singles division - babyfaces
Hikaru Shida (AEW women's world champion)
Thunder Rosa
Tay Conti
Kris Statlander
Ryo Mizunami
Big Swole
Red Velvet
Leyla Hirsch
KiLynn King
Women's singles division - heels
Britt Baker
Nyla Rose
Jade Cargill
Abadon
Penelope Ford
Diamante
The Bunny
A year ago I was griping that AEW wasn't doing enough with the women's division. They're still not giving them enough time on the main show, but it definitely feels like Shida, Baker, and Statlander are more important to the product now than they were back then. I wanted them to bring in more women and give them a chance, and that paid off big time with Thunder Rosa. Swole, Conti, Abadon, and Velvet feel underutilized, but I'm confident that will change. Cargill is going to be great once they decide she's ready for more than simple squash matches. Granted, There are others on this list that seem to be just...there. But it's amazing how much less frustrating that is when more than two women on the roster are getting pushed.
No matches in over 30 days: Awesome Kong, Emi Sukara, Karl Anderson, Leva Bates, Doc Gallows, Mel, Peter Avalon, Riho, Shanna, Shawn Dean, Serena Deeb (NWA women's world champion), Yuka Sakazaki
Same old story with Riho, Shanna, Sukara, and Sakazaki (travel restrictions), and with Kong and Mel (no idea). Deeb is booked for the May 19 show, which is probably a relief for the NWA, since they can finally book some title matches again.
When the AEW/Impact storyline started, I expected a lot more Impact wrestlers to appear on AEW programming than just Gallows and Anderson. As it turns out, even Gallows and Anderson haven't wrestled much on AEW lately. I'm really starting to wonder what the point is for all of this.
Part-time/semi-retired: Dasha Gonzalez, Paul Wight, Rebel not Reba, Sting, Tully Blanchard
I feel weird having Tully here but hell, he's probably had more ring time in 2021 than everybody else in this list put together.
Inactive
Anna Jay (right shoulder - dislocation)
Brandon Cutler (orbital bone - unspecified injury)
Brandi Rhodes (pregnancy)
Chris Jericho (right elbow - dislocation)
Kip Sabian (right arm - storyline injury?)
John Silver (right shoulder - dislocation)
Ricky Starks (neck - fractured vertebrae)
Darius Martin (knee - unspecified ACL injury)
Miro "injured" Sabian's arm recently, and Sabian announced on Twitter that he's getting surgery. So is he just playing into the storyline on social media, or is the storyline designed to cover for an actual injury? Either way I don't expect him back in the ring for a while.
In contrast, Jericho's arm injury is legit but he's still appearing on TV and trying to get a match like it's no big deal. MJF challenged Jericho to a Stadium Stampede match two weeks from now, but Jericho reportedly needs 4-6 weeks to recover. So either the reports are overestimating how hurt he is, or Jericho's going to have to creatively avoid doing anything physical...or they'll have to postpone the match right after setting the date. I'm not sure what they're thinking with this one. (Maybe Jericho could call his new buddy Mike Tyson?)
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