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stupidthoights · 3 months ago

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So I attended a murder mystery dinner party where we all went as different musicians. The best bit of the night was when the “private investigator” said she would be answering individual questions.

I (dressed as Sinead O’Connor) just had Cindi Lauper whisper to me the phrase, “Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is asking her what Scissoring is”

#i don’t know how to tag this #lesbians #mozart #it was a very fun evening honestly #not the least of which because mozart was shocked by the lights and flushing toulets #but definitely did hit the vape #Jimmy Buffet’s secret task was to spread a rumor about me #that turned into a game of telephone that ended when Elton John accused me of being part of the NRA #i think the rumor was supposed to be IRA fraud #the murder was them chucking a skeleton onto the floor #and she had been murdered by an ozempic overdose #stolen from liza manelli #simon and garfunkel were going through a nasty breakup #and i got to be in character to tell people about Luce the pope’s anime girl mascot #it was amazing #irl

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