#not that he isn't a snacc

[existingingrey]

He protecc

He attac

But most importantly he a snacc he give Goh Jeong Woo snacc

[klaramarieleblochova]

Someone on Facebook just pointed out "little Lord Featherington is the heir, but he should have a spare, right?"

Fear nothing, dearest.

Colin Bridgerton isn't stopping there. He's a hungry boi and his wife a snacc.

In fact, there's no way they end up with just 4 kids like book Polin. That man is fucking STARVED. Like, if they're not pregnant again in season 4, that's fucking bullshit no one's gonna believe.

[justabiteofspite]

Started a multiplayer BG3 campaign last week with @bhaalsdeepmuse, with them playing origin Astarion as the leader of our team romancing a necromancer Gale and me playing a girlypop gith war cleric of Selune Tav named Catha romancing Shadowheart, of course.

Isn't she a cutie?

Anyhow, this is Catha after Astarion made some Decisions on Day 1, now referred to as Astarion's Big Day. (Shout out to Bat for committing to the best most on point character decisions ever that led to a hilarious series of unfortunate events.)

It turns out trying to steal Arabella's body was enough justification for the druids to go aggro on our group and the tieflings. Which meant we had to kill Kagha and try to escape (while robbing, of course) the grove. At level 2. On tactician.

Poor Catha almost made it but died via bear so that cute little half-elf could get out alive.

Astarion had to eventually sneak his way back in to revive poor confused Catha who thought he was in the right. He was just trying to bring the girl's body back to her parents! (Definitely not as a snacc and body for his necromancer bf to try to reanimate).

Anyhow, had the freaking TIME OF MY LIFE and almost died laughing multiple times.

[atomicwrite]

Hi there, I know you’ve already done NSFW headcanons for Sonic the Hedgehog but just hear me out… NSFW headcanons for Sonic the WEREHOG? Huh? Like that idea? Or the headcanons more or less the same?

Ooooh omg my heart- Werehog Sonic is a total snacc ngl 😳 Here you go, I hope I fulfilled your expectations~

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💙 NSFW Headcanons - GN!Reader x Sonic the Werehog

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⚠ Warnings: NSFW; suggestive/adult content

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Werehog Sonic doesn't always have a horny streak, but when he does, he REALLY goes for it

In bed, he can be a bit of an animal (obviously), always wanting to be in charge and on top

During sex, Sonic is VERY vocal. He enjoys wailing and yelling his partner's name, and likes it when you do it as well

He loves it when you hug him closer and run your hands through his fur during sex

pls (gently) scratch his back

enjoys performing oral sex and is really skilled at it 😳

He also loves to flaunt his body to you and is not bashful about doing so

has a habit of whispering inappropriate things into his lovers' ears

always tries new things and pushes limits in the bedroom (with consent)

Werehog Sonic enjoys being the one in charge of helping his partner experience orgasm in bed

he is a bit of a rough lover

Sonic's werehog form is exceptionally well-endowed, and he enjoys grabbing and pulling his partner's hips toward him and getting a little bit messy in bed

is a little more kinky than in his regular form; he enjoys experimenting in bed and is open to new experiences

In bed, Werehog Sonic enjoys being forceful and isn't afraid to take charge. He enjoys ravaging and pinning down his partner so that they have no choice but to give in to his demands

Sonic is an ardent romantic. After sex, he enjoys kissing and cuddling his partner, and he always takes the time to make sure they are happy. He's a true gentleman werehog

is always up for a round two, or three (or more) 👀

[vex-bittys]

Can I get a match up? Uh, I have ADHD, I am introverted basically until I know you, I like music a lot and I also like to bake! I like puns, but I make a lot of them after a bad event (if someone died, I'll make puns about a different topic to, like, comfort myself?) I pace a lot, and I like to doze around. I would definitely throw hands to protect my bitty, but would feel very loved if they wanted to protect me. I have low self esteem and I have some trouble sleeping at night. I like astronamy and mythology, and my method of showing I care is praise and gift giving? Probably food or something. I need a semi-independant bitty, and I'm a bit forgetful, so they may need to tell me of they need something. I don't like yelling or particularly loud noises, they scare me a bit, and I can get stressed pretty easily, and I'm pretty polite myself.

I hope I asked correctly and thank you!

(Sorry for the long wait!)

*My recommendations for you are:

Corny (UT!Sans): Corny is a laid-back and low maintenance lamia. Cornies love astronomy, naps, and puns. He will remind you to take care of yourself and get enough sleep, and he'll eat pretty much anything, especially any baked goods that you make.

King (UF!Papyrus): If he knows that loud voices stress you out, a King will make sure to keep his voice quiet. Kings are very protective and will certainly throw down to protect their adopter. Kings love mythology, and many of them also enjoy baking. Praise is the perfect reward for any King.

Chain (SF!Papyrus): Chains form a unique SOULbond with their adopters that helps them to be aware of their emotions. A Chain will protecc, attacc, and also accept a rewarding snacc. Chains enjoy a good nap, and will make sure you're getting enough food and sleep too!

*Let me know if you'd like an adoption scenario. There isn't a second wait time for adoptions after a matchup.

[leffee]

Do you have anymore Vinnie head cannons laying around?

Oh sweet sweet ask about Vinnie headcanon, how I missed thee! Of course I do, I always have. I will try to keep them new but like, I shared so manyI might not remember what I already said and what I didn't, so I guess those might be kinda obscure. Oh well.

he's much better with his hands than he is with his legs, just in general. I mean you saw him dancing, it's not going good, is it? But his hands, now they are quite good - he knows how to solve a rubik's cube, is pretty good at drawing and just manual things like origami or quilling. That also includes walking upside down

he has to show ID almost every time he wants to buy alcohol cause his shortness makes him look younger than he is xd. He's so used to it he has that thing ready even before they ask for it, but being used to it has not lessened his irritation with this cause they will tell him he looks like he's 15 and Vinnie will be just "I'm literally almost 10 years older than that but sure."

he speed-walks a lot of the time cause again, short, and since basically anyone is taller than he is, especially Sunil, when he walks with him Sunil naturally takes longer strides so Vinnie has to accelerate his speed to be at his side and so his normal walking speed changed to speed walking

buying gifts for him is really easy, whatever the occasion. Like, if you don't have any better ideas just buy him energy drinks and/or sweets. This isn't a "consolation gift" for him, he genuinely just likes them so much all 6 of his friends could bring those and he'd be the happiest person alive

he is not immune to being tempted by vending machines, whether with snacks or coffee. When he is close to one he really, really wants to buy something, I mean he's already close to it and he could use a little treat :3. He... wasted so much money on those stuff but he doesn't really want to stop cause holy crap snacc!

he pretty much never wins any board games. At first he was all chill about it cause whatever, but once it became a pattern he got secretely insecure about this cause how the hell does he lose every single time? Is he that stupid...? (He is, everyone else has much better strategies). He gets really mad afterwards in the "wanna destroy everything" style, but he tries not to show it because showing that he's insecure about anything is a big no-no.

the gloves he wears have a double purpose, sure, they're mostly there because he just thinks they're really cool, but at the same time they help slightly when he falls, specifically when he falls forward and reaches his hands in front of himself to soften the fall like ppl do. Of course he falls down a lot so that happens really often, and without those gloves he used to have such battered palms cause they would like rub against the rocks or pavement etc. So those gloves protect his hands a little bit too

out of all of them he's the first one to go pee in bushes if there's no toilet available/there's a long line to one/etc. He does prefer going to a normal toilet but like, if anything like that happens he's not holding it in damn it, he needs to pee and he's not waiting if he doesn't have to

he has different mugs for different drinks: one for coffee, one for tea (not that he drinks much of it but still), one for hot cocoa, one for water, one for juice, etc. He just can't stop himself from buying mugs when he sees a cool one so he ended up with so many mugs he might as well give each of them their specific purpose

he's really, really fond of all his friends' parents, especially Sunil's yes, but he likes all of them just for the fact that they're parents and they actually take care of their children and Vinnie just really craves parental affection and attention (tbh, I never really thought about what everyone whose parents weren't canonically shown (aside from Vinnie ofc) would be like so I don't really know if they would be good parents cause I just don't have thoughts about them but Vinnie just really likes them as long as they're decent at least

Aaand my 10 headcanons per post reached cause I think it's a pretty good number for it to be a lot to read but not too much

[whysojiminimnida]

Maknae Line Sipping Things, Pt. 1

Maybe it's tea but more likely it's gonna hit and make us dizzy, knowing these guys. Because it's always something with them, isn't it?

WAIT BEFORE I GO ANY FURTHER PLEASE TO READ THE DISCLAIMER

ARMY is many things to "our boys" - who, by the way, have not been "boys" for nearly a decade, now. Can we just normalize letting grown ass men be, IDK, GROWN ASS MEN?

They DO LOVE US. More than we realize. We are their validation. We are their audience, their personal search engine, their friends in a weird kind of two-sided parasocial relationship (which I guess makes it nearly a social relationship). But we are also their paychecks.

BTS is at a point where none of them need to work. Ever. They could fuck off to Bora Borahae (don't get me started) and spend lavishly for the rest of their days and still leave an enormous inheritance to their pets. They're fine, financially, in a way that most of us will never be. It's a heady experience, I'm told, having fuck-you money, and they have that. And yet they continue to work.

They continue to move their lives within a very tight, very enclosed but entirely too visible bubble. They always will, because their level of fame is that, now. Their lives don't really belong to them - they belong to us. Which is a heavy and often uncomfortable reality for them. So that's my angle going into the whole What The Fuck Is Up With The Maknae Line thing. They are in an unhealthy relationship - with ARMY - and it's changed who they are to each other, over time.

To be fair it's not ARMY's fault, either. If we must lay blame somewhere throw it on the idol system, maybe. They were assigned their roles in the beginning and SO WAS ARMY. It goes both ways.

The hyungs handle it better, overall. They were a few very crucial years older. They were given more responsibility and less, I think, insecurity. Don't get me started on neurodivergency. Or gayness. I'LL PONTIFICATE, IT WILL TURN INTO A DAMN FILIBUSTER, LET'S JUST NOT OKAY.

"But we LOVE THEM," I hear you cry. How can our love be unhealthy? Oh let me count the ways.

I LOVE a good fansite photographer. And Black & White is the best of the best - supportive, great shots, excellent with boundaries. See that? Jungkook recognized and was not upset to see them - because he sees them. A LOT. Here's Jimin taking notice:

He ain't mad. But cameras are as normal to BTS as breathing. Kinda like stylists. They get so used to having them there they don't quite seem real without them. To us, certainly, but maybe also to themselves. And as we've been let in to (almost) every facet of their lives we've become a little entitled. We think we know them - and in many ways we do. We see them cry, laugh, snort, fart, snore, sneeze and cough. We've even managed to be privy to inconvenient wood and bathtub photos - usually dressed, but Namjoon is not here today. "They're so relatable", we sigh. "How are they even real," we swoon. And yet we know they are, because we see them like this:

Little derpcakes, all of 'em. And we go "must protect!"

We protecc, we attacc, we give a boy a snacc, we make up memes about it and feel a little superior to all those fans who don't protect their idols - as well we should, we're the bomb. THE BANGTAN BOMB BITCHES.

And in so doing we have "protected" the maknae line right into eternal teenhood.

I've done it myself. Ask me how old Park Jimin is and I am as likely as not to tell you he's 24. (He's about to turn 27 international. At the end of the year he turns 29, Korean age.)

Again, much of this is marketing and is done deliberately because teen girls spend money. They also write fanfiction, draw and paint fan art, and attend concerts. And some of the fics are amazing, most are porn-adjacent or straight (gayyyy) erotica. Ditto a chunk of the art. But keep in mind that minors produce and consume all manner of media. A Minors DNI warning might as well be a neon sign. And fiction and depiction are SAFE ways for ARMY to explore their own and other sexualities. Put a pretty boy naked in a high school locker room with a tattooed, musclebound alpha quarterback and the metaphorical or literal jizz flings itself into the stratosphere. BUT LORD HELP A GROWN ASS ADULT MAN THAT ACTUALLY GETS A GIRLFRIEND.

Or boyfriend.

Stay tuned for the rest of this mess, probably.

[cityandking]

for the ships thing! how about vesper + which LI you think she'd romance from the other two games? (for bonus points: free space to talk about a minah dynamic that's made you go "oh hmm. maybe")

thanks tabby!! // alt oc ships

vesper + zevran

honestly they'd be really sweet together, especially if they're both origin-aged (little 19/20 y/o vesper, bless). one thing vesper really appreciates in a relationship is someone she can laugh with, so she'd like zevran's good humor. he'd uncover her mischievous streak and they'd have a lot of fun laughing together. I also think they are both maybe a little weird about autonomy and freedom and agency (circle mage + crow assassin) and they'd find common ground there. vesper would feel like she's able to be honest and open with zev and zev would feel respected and understood.

(vesper/morrigan is also very good, but when they're both inquisition age—the two of them get along magnificently well while morrigan is at skyhold and there's a bit of an 'in another life' vibe there)

vesper + fenris

so what I'm learning about vesper is that she's kind of soft for a sad man with a sense of gallows humor and a lot of trauma around autonomy and power. fenris is unfortunately vesper catnip—she likes strong warriors, she likes a sense of humor, she likes someone who's going to give her time and space when she wants it, she likes someone who will take things slow. she'd completely understand his distrust of mages—honestly it would be a comfort to know that he could put a stop to her if she lost control. she'd be furious and protective on his behalf without diminishing his fight or his survival. and they'd communicate well, when push came to shove — they're both pretty level-headed grown ups about most things. I think they'd have a really nice relationship

bonus: minah + ???

it's so funny you would ask this because I've had this post in my drafts for weeks now:

but also, she doesn't really have her eye on anyone at the moment (she'd have to have a friend first 💀) so it's hard to say. most of the wardens are too tightly strung and it's not exactly like we're meeting a bunch of new people. obv warden recruiter nora is there being a Whole Snacc but she doesn't seem the type for casual flings and minah isn't that interested in sleeping with authority. honestly I think she could have some short-term fun with riya but also minah would rather peel her skin off than be intimate with anyone in the party, so maybe not. damn. can't believe I gotta add "find minah a hookup" to the timeskip to-do list

[variousqueerthings]

hiiiii this is the latino ralph macchio anon again, just writing to say that thanks to you i've become obsessed with the exorcist show and it has taken over my entire brain and so i am saying thank you but also oh my god this is the second show you have successfully hyped up to make me watch you're tempting me with ted lasso now the hyperfixation is STRONG and i can't stop thinking about the spooky sad gay priest show helpppppp (/lh) (but also oh my god i have sent so many texts to my poor friends and family) (i cannot stop talking or thinking about this show)

OH FUCK YEAH EXCELLENT CHOICE ALL AROUND!

listen, I am firmly convinced that the exorcist tv show is the best kept secret queer horror that people didn't know about at the time (hence the cancellation)

it was marketed in the style of cool slick horror and so naturally the completely wrong audience found it and didn't like it at all, when I think if tumblr had only known....

that, and of course the guest-cast is stellar -- geena davies in season 1?? john cho in season 2??

I will say - as a horror aficionado that gets scared super easily - that it's not the scariest thing out there. this is potentially good (if horror isn't usually your bag this is relatively entry-level, although it does get in a couple of good spooks!), or bad (if you wanted it to be as scary as the original exorcist, but then, that is a high standard), but it certainly makes up for it in both character writing and themes (and having said that, it is definitely not devoid of scares!)

for anyone else wondering, it's partially a rumination on the violence perpetuated against kids and a traumatised queer man who's trying to break that cycle, alongside another man who's unfortunately got "Destiny" written all over him, and therefore demons think he's a fuckn snacc (tomas, bby, you are trapped in the narrative, but at least marcus would crawl through hell to save you)

I watched ben daniels (marcus keane) in a play the other day and my goodness is he just as electric onstage as he is on the screen. he's going to be in the next season of interview with the vampire as well, which is perfect as I am conspiracy theory convinced that the exorcist laid the groundwork for something like that to exist, while alfonso herrera (tomas ortega) is known for having been in sense8 around these here parts (my house), where he plays a beautiful bearded university lecturer in a secret relationship with a closeted gay actor. not to throw even more shows out there, but my goodness is there some wonderful storytelling in this world

wish I could chat with either of them about this show and whether they had a sense of what they wanted to happen next, but hey, at least we had it to begin with! (don't cry because it's over, etcetc)

again, if anyone is tipping over into maaaybe could watch, the individual seasons are their own stories, alongside the overarching plot, so one can watch and get two good horror stories out of it. the first one references back to the og movie, but I hadn't seen it when I watched and was still easily able to go along for the ride

if memory serves, this is like... the very first time they meet

Please let me know about your thoughts, I am parched for anyone to talk about this show with!!!

*

as a last thing, can absolutely recommend the football show. I'm currently rewatching (as you may have seen) and it really is very well constructed + my not-so-secret-secret is that I really really like football. playing it, watching it, as a thematic structure -- as Dani Rojas of the show would say: FOOTBALL IS LIFE!

[gryphons-n-kelpies]

Morogh and Bird with a werewolf mc? Ahem

helpingthemwhentheygetahemhorny

Morogh would find it slightly troubling, considering that MC's ex ... is also a werewolf! He'd have to fight tooth and nail just to make sure MC is his. All his.. Only his. Should they ever be in heat, he can last as long as they need him. Even to the point of closing his bar so his focus is all on MC. Bird would be ecstatic. While He does enjoy making meal puns out of himself (Never say you are hungry around him, he jokes about being a full course chicken meal a bit too easily. He's not into vore, Yet he claims he's a perfect snacc)... It's more heavily implied with a Werewolf MC partner. When they go into heat, Bird would enjoy playing the hunting game, teasing them by rubbing under their chin with his tail before booking it to the nearest woods to let them be free to be themselves. His stamina isn't as long as Morogh's, but he'd be damn sure to do everything in his power to do the most he can with them.

Likewise, both would actually *let* MC be rough with them, so if MC has cravings to bite, scratch, or roughly handle them. They'd bare it for them

[nikethestatue]

Antis in this fandom when MMC makes one mistake/ whatever it is: “He is the worst! How can he do something like that??? I hate him!!” *goes on and on with dragging him/them through mud*

But they are no doubt the same people who read “Haunting Adeline” and call Zade Meadows the best book boyfriend ever. Like bffr right now.

I happen to think that Zade is a twisted but delicious snacc, BUT, I also think that's what happens when people bring too much of their opinionated morality to a fantasy book.

Relax and enjoy it for what it is.

But that's just me. When you start opining too much on therapies for various ailments and post-SA recovery, then it's time to step back and understand that this isn't what these books are for. And yes, pretty much ALL of these people are serial killers and committed atrocities that wouldn't pass muster with the Geneva Convention but you just gotta deal with that.

[tragcdysewn]

small little plotting/starter call for hwevent 15 under the cut! honestly, a lot of my muses are not gonna be very interesting ic for this one, but they will still join in the fun

abigail mckinnon

vaguely concerned about her family, but is ultimately going to be living her life as normal until something happens to one of them, because she is not a detective nor does she want to be

ahsoka tano

unfortunately she's legally obligated to care even though she's pretty sure this is just palpatine nonsense part 79, so she will be looking into things and setting up security at the white house

allana solo

nope, absolutely not, you can not pay them enough to get involved in this shit. she's got her own problems and girl is exhausted

ariana dumbledore

it honestly would not even occur to her to try and involve herself in this. she's a little nervous for herself and her family but they're all smart enough to protect themselves barring the twins who are babies and not likely targets so

ariel

honestly, idk if ariel understands the concept of a serial killer, but she's definitely a little concerned that people seem to be dying. she could definitely be convinced to sleuth, but it's not her first instinct

arlecchino

arlecchino is having fun. girl is gonna plant some fake evidence, maybe steal a few bodies from the morgue to harvest some organs if she can. she's only here for cause chaos

bela dimitrescu

see arlecchino, bela is just taking advantage of the bullshit going on, having a little snacc if she stumbles upon any bodies

beru lars

bop bop bop beru is getting her gun out if anyone comes too close to her so do not try it i'm not sorry

cassie lang

will be genuinely investigating and trying to find out what the hell is going on. she will also be very protective over her friends, sorry not sorry

danika barnes

honestly is laying low, girl is paranoid and wants absolutely nothing to do with any of this. she has almost no attachments in this city and has no intention of getting involved for random people

davina claire

there's a very good chance davina investigates a bit but only if she starts getting worried magic is involved. a normal serial killer is so many levels of not her problem

dewey riley

man is on edge. they are armed always anyway but now he is about two seconds from shooting at any moment. any and all ghostfaces will be getting shit, and tatum is getting a gun happy early birthday

elphaba thropp

hell no. elphaba doesn't like people enough to get involved, and her history with trying to do the right thing tends to end with her getting accused of murder and other crimes so hard pass

eula lawrence

she's a cia agent so she will be looking into it a bit but really this isn't her job, could probably get dragged into shit if amber pouts at her enough but it's definitely not her priority

feng xin

fuck no!! the last time he tried to scooby a mortal massacre his whole life went to shit!! he is wrapping tara in bubble wrap and making sure his clown friends stay the fuck out of this thank you very much (they won't, and he'll cave and help in ~10 seconds)

feyre archeron

she's going to protect her family, but beyond that, she doesn't put much stock in her own investigation skills, so unless someone asks her for help, she won't be doing much

hallie parker

she's posting conspiracy theories on twitter and retweeting any posts she can about it. prepare for a very long video essay when the first killer is caught outlining everything they know about them

hazel levesque

demigods are not supposed to deal with mortal problems, so unless they or her brother is affected, hazel is pretty much staying out of this whole thing

he chunyu

no thank you this is an easily stressed out bitch! girl is hiding in her bedroom until this is all over thank you good night

howl jenkins pendragon

they'll make protection spells for anyone who asks, no charge, and will be worrying about his family and his little group of obnoxious teenagers way more than they'll admit

james potter

man is physically incapable of staying out of shit, he will be investigating way too often, might get himself into some shit because it's james

james witherdale

i mean... this is just a buffet for him sorry

jin zixuan

he could easily be pulled into an investigation, and will be very on edge, but it probably won't occur to him to look into this on his own because he's Just Ken™️

jun wu

honestly man is waiting to get blamed for this, he's not sure who's gonna call him out first but he's sure it'll happen and is just ready to be like 'if i'd done it no one would know they were dead also why would i kill some random mortals idk'

kiyi

they have no intention of being a part of this. kiyi is not a fighter at all, despite their best efforts, so the most they'll do is try to protect their friends that don't have any abilities

kore sekkari

lol, kore is honestly thinking this is a fun time. she's not one for senseless violence, but watching the jedi scramble and fail over and over again to stop it is pretty funny to her

korra

she's gonna help people if they get the chance, but they're not gonna go hunting down a magically powered serial killer until the situation gets more serious

lan wangji

man is out to protect people, and will probably keep an eye on things where he can, try to keep people safe, but his priority is his family and keeping them alive and keeping himself alive for their sakes

li susu

she's also big on protecting people, but she also has a very small child to take care of so she's not going to throw herself into anything without enough knowledge to know she can handle it

lumine

honestly will probably be playing scooby doo with amber and hu tao, will probably also drag zhongli into it to help keep an eye on childe because she does not trust that man

luo fumeng

most of her loved ones are not people she worries about in something like this, maybe penelope and sabrina but even them not so much. she's confident they can all take care of themselves

lysandra ennar

she has done their part saving the world, they are done thank you very much, she wants to take a nice little cat nap

manon blackbeak

she does not care. i'm sorry but she doesn't give one single shit unless one of her friends gets killed

marinette dupain-cheng

will be patrolling as ladybug as often as possible, trying her best to at the very least stop murders from happening, even if she can't manage to catch anyone she'd rather save someone if she can

mj jones

girl is in full investigative journalist mode and she will not be stopped. catch her poking around places she should not be and possibly getting herself in trouble

mo ran

he cares about protecting chu wanning and is debating killing xue meng while he can get away with it because he wants that man aware

mobei-jun

could not give less of a shit as long as qinghua isn't getting hurt, because if binghe and sha hualing get attacked lord help the bitch who did it honestly

nangong jingnu

she's not getting involved please just let her chill in her apartment and avoid the hell out of all of this thank you

nie mingjue

*dinkleberg vc* jin guangyao. not but really man is gonna be trying to help where he can and also really debating just killing jgy but probs won't actually do it :(((

qi rong

i mean... its free real estate right? gotta have a little snacc every now and then

renesmee cullen

she honestly is staying out of it, they have no interest in sleuthing or figuring things out, it's not her business at all

rosamund du prix

see nessie, she honestly isn't a detective, and the whole thing just feels very out of her depth in every way

sheev palpatine

he is investigating because he's the vp and he has to, but he's not really fussed unless his siblings or daughter end up injured

shen qingqiu

man is paranoid and probably has a knife on him at all times, but most of his friends are pretty indestructible so he's not too concerned about them

shi wudu

he is concerned about qingxuan. that's really it, honestly

thanatos

people die, it happens, they aren't too fussed as literal death

wanda maximoff

she's going to be trying to protect her friends, but wanda is very unsure of doing anything else atm so we'll see

wen qing

has been getting followed by some random guy for a bit now so is um very concerned but ultimately trying to be cool

xiao lanhua

she thinks dongfang qingcang might have done it. that's all they got but if one of their friends get injured she'll be starting problems

xiao qing

could absolutely be pulled into checking things out, though they're definitely not much help in terms of finding clues she'll go with you for moral support

yor forger

if you hurt her husband or her kid you will die but beyond that? she's staying out of it

[bthebeachboi]

since i should be doing actual work, have some content <333 (also bc of twink florida stuff, i will now talk about some states that i can think of n their "bodybuild") LONG POST TBH, DONT WORRY ABOUT IT, IT JUST GETS LONGER AS USUAL.

Also "possible" mentions of E(ating)D(isorder) since Louisiana is mentioned to have a rather unhealthy "eating" habit from youth.

California is tall (6'4 around?) and skinny, with nice muscles. He isn't built, but he has the typical skinny surfer dude that throws u a peace sign aesthetic on point. (B's first body, real body, was better with strength. He thinks they "are" around the same height though, yet he misses the power to throw a man with ease.)

New York is rather short, not the shortest, but he's likely quite close to the middle if not in the middle. (5'9/5'7 idk, i think they r "mid heights"??) and man is built! Since he prefers physical fights and he builds mass as easily as he burns calories, he just learnt how to be ideally in the middle. He is one of the strongest states physically and he likes to pick on Texas because of it.

Texas is tall, slightly taller than California (6'5? 6'6?) and as much as he is build (ill give u a strong southern man, here), he has problems with maintaining a good balance between his love for good food and his diet. He usually ends up having a "hyperfixation" on one and then changing to the other. He also finds building more than basic muscle rather tiring.

Oklahoma, who is way shorter than Texas, not that much taller than NY (going here from their "size" even if I usually give the height depending on what I feel like, I'd say he's 5'10). He is way more used to fighting (sooner thing makes it hard to not fight from a young age for what you want, especially when you are as impulsive as him) but he is in pure strength worse than Texas and NY. Since he's rather hairy it's hard to say anything about his build, because he doesn't like tight material always touching his body n said hair, so he wears worn out old hoodies n that hides his body. (He is a strong southern with a strong mf accent, but for some older people he just looks like a punk bc of his hoodies being full of holes((lazy cunt wont go n buy himself more bc he gets whiny in shops)))

Florida is good height (6'1) and has a good build, he is very close to Cal, but slightly stronger. He has it naturally easy and he got them good metabolism genes so he doesn't worry about shit like diet or anything. He loves to show off his strength n he loves to wear a shirt with no sleeves so it shows his nice arms. (Loui hates meetings when the weather is nice n warm bc he cannot not look at his bestie, man's fine, anyone could say so, it's not his fault((lies)))

Louisiana is tall n skinny, he is close in his build to Colorado, who is also quite tall n skinny, but the "younger"(idk if Cole is younger aight?) can and usually puts on some fat on winter or if it's the depressive time (he like de snacc), yet Loui cannot put any fat on since he remembers. He ofc isn't weak, but he is embarrassed bc he could not beat Cal in arm wrestle (they both agreed to not talk about it since California wasn't up to fighting anyone else and Louisiana wouldn't handle the laughs, cuz it is Cal). He sometimes hates that only in winter, when he doesn't do much, he can put enough weight on to not show his hip bones that easily (since he is built like a mf dorito((CDC actually knows that bc of Louisiana's drinking habit since forever, somehow his body just won't take the fat and when he was younger n still getting used to having a body at all, he threw up a lot n that's why he was so skinny that you'd count his ribs easily.)))

New Jersey, like most of NE states, is rather mid height and built nicely enough for you to notice his muscles. He likes to wear hoodies that are tight on his arms, but wide in the waist. Sadly, since mf NY is natural at building his strength, he is a lil behind him. (He doesn't care about Texas n never checked his strength with him, but he would probably win a fight just because as bitchy Texas can get, he doesn't know that much about a normal fistfight. OK never checked his strength with him bc most states don't even know he has said strength)

Alaska, tall boi with a nice built - is around 6'7 and knows enough about having a fight to win some, so what stops him in "power tower" from being the worse to fight? He's rather clumsy with "human vs human" fights. Of course there are crimes where he lives (where he is) and he likes hunting a lot, but humans are rather different than a bear or just fish. Sometimes their fear or anger(Texas) is enough to stop them from fighting him, but of course most of NE doesn't know how to fight without feelings. They come and attack, smartly and well, and he suddendly is the clumsiest mf ever, like he's the main fem love interest in a romance. He is rather happy that NY never recorded any of their rare fights, because he still tries to pick up his ego after that one time in winter in the back of a pub. His ass and pride were hurt that day, no matter how much he tries to act cool about it. (NY knows that Al doesn't get why he is such an easy targer for them when he got attacked by bears bigger than him and NJ togheter. Anwser being that he never actually even thinks about getting his ass handed to him, somehow because he learnt that the only actual danger might be a wild moose. It's just that confusion that hits him at the start that makes him dumb enough to slip and fall all the time. Also because NY might be stronger physically, but he won't mention that)

MA, our last one bc am tired n lazy, is actually a little taller than NJ and shorter than NY, but it's so idealy in-between that no-one but them notices that. He is nicely built, strong and still. He is way more "a stone wall" type than "buff dorito" type, and trust me if you are shorter than him, you will probably think that someone just made a new wall in the middle of the room. Gov - even though he is taller - has a bad habit of bumping into him, just to bounce back like a ball and loose everything that he held in his hands. He lost for now two mugs, few important documents and almost a hand (thanks to Florida playing with swords and Louisiana not noticing any of it). One of many pluses of his body is how warm can he be, but in summer most of the others will absolutly get away from him.

[tsuki-sennin]

Deliciousmile~! ...hey wait a sec, that doesn't seem right. Well, y'know, what's a festival without food, eh? And, well, this is a very special watch for us today, y'know why? Why, because today is Inoue-sensei's birthday, of course~!

I don't exactly know how best to celebrate, but I do want to congratulate him for keeping Donbrothers as a non-stop banger of a season. Perhaps not the best we've ever had, but certainly not one I'd ever forget.

Now, enough delay! As they say in that other town with a Toei superhero team unified by a common theme, food brings smiles~! And it's the dog cooking, you know this'll be great~!

-Sonoshi will be back.

-Fancy eatin'...

-Flavoooooor!

-...are you some kinda circuit board?

-Oh dear god, she vores.

-Inoue what the fuck

-Have you been spending too much time on the internet again?

-Yeah, the Juto forest is... absolutely horrific, I don't blame Tsubasa for wanting out.

-"...can I go now? I wanna wash all this forest stink off of me."

-Freedoooooooom.

-Nice weather :)

-Dog go nyoom!

-There he is.

-Inuzuka-san!

-Oh hi Kijino.

-Are... you alright?

-"Okay I know I sold you out, but like... wanna go eat at a fancy restaurant with my wife?"

-"What the fuck, no."

-Tsubasa, this man who snitched on you is married to a doll and your first instinct is to hug him?

-Oh hey Rumi-chan! Jirou-kun!

-Byeeeeeee

-"My cringefail boyfriend is too pure to be alive."

-Dinner!

-Gotta say, big missed opportunity to have a ton of Hoka-Hoka Hearts everywhere.

-"Y-you can have her man, Jesus Christ calm down."

-Oh hey, the cat came back.

-I gotta ask Tiger Jirou, are you perhaps a Juuto in some way?

-Keep things professional with your editors, folks.

-Oh yeah, Sononi did shoot you down lmao

-Sorry Shinichi, she's got a point there

-Jesus Christ, we couldn't have ONE peaceful dinner, could we!

-Shaddap!

-That chef is about to kill a man.

-Ohhhh...

-Tsubasa, jkh,hlbl

-Shef Off

-"Wow! This reminds me of my imaginary food that I eat because money burns my skin off!"

-Hello food critic lady!

-Iida-sensei, okay!

-A cooking contest!

-Damn, a hundred million yen isn't even enough for this restaurant, huh?

-No wonder Tsubasa got all uppity.

-What is he cookin'?

-Tsubasa what the fuck why is the fugitive gene a thing

-Deliciousmile~!

-Pipipi~!

-"Good, but not award winning" is the highest praise I've ever heard Tarou give any food.

-Ingredient

-Mop those floors, Tsuyoshi!

-Retrieve Egg

-The remaining

-SONOI WHAT

-"Give me those fucking eggs. Sonoshi ate all my spare like the fucking gremlin they are, and I can't send someone to the store. Sonoza scares the cashier too much, and if you ask a condor-themed woman for eggs, she gives you a very strange look."

-I love this.

-Yeah good job fellas!

-A field of flowers~!

-Damn Haruka, you really drew that background in five seconds, huh?

-Oh god here she comes

-SHE ATE MY DOG

-What the fuck, Vore Dimension?

-Oh?

-OH FUCK

-Tsubasa, you don't just eat fruit you find in a random forest dimension!

-"Murasame! Let's cut them into sashimi!"

-Fruit~!

-Back off, everybody!

-Seiya Seiya!

-Nooooo, Murasame! Pick him up, Sonoza!

-Oh, good, we're not eating Helheim fruit. Good.

-OVERFLOWING?

-OH SHIT

-Recolor!

-"YOU ASSHOLES, I HAVE AN OMELET ON THE STOVE, IT'S GONNA BURN THE KITCHEN DOOOOOOOOOOWN-!"

-Wow, Tarou really said "A gold bird does the job just fine, unlike you Kijino."

-Poor Murasame.

-"Good job buddy."

-Fooooood~!

-Blue pasta!

-Iida-sensei's imagination is a good bit more professional, huh?

-Awwwww, Sonoi... :)

-Oh?

-Have a snacc, Tarou-san

-jklhkilh;k'

-Holy shit, Tarou

-Holy shit, Rumi's cooking must cure every disease ever if it's that good!

-M

-Miho-san.

-CRANE LADY????

-WHAAAAAAT

-WHY YOU BACK

-DONKILLER JKHLHJ'

-My god.

-Does this "button" just have an "Evil" setting you can press with all the sensitivity of a space bar?

-Oh well, this episode is either going to be peak comedy or absolutely horrifying. Or both. No in-betweens allowed here.

-Alright, let's pack it up folks, episode's done! We're done talkin' for today! Happy birthday again, Inoue-sensei!

[ratwars]

okay to simplify the intricacies of train station snaccs, have 3 possible scenarios:

1. small station – he would have to leave the station to look for a bakery or convenience store. the chances of actually finding one are low, but there is no crowd at the station and the stores are likely to be mostly empty. he’d be in and out of the train within 5 mins +2-3 mins if he actually finds a place to get a snacc. if he misses his train he’s stranded for a day.

2. medium size station – small selection of bakeries, fast food places and convenience stores within the station. less than 2 mins travel time between train and store, but at least a small crowd and if he happens to embark during a busy time the stores would be too full for him to get his snacc within a reasonable amount of time. if he misses his train, the next one will come in 2-3 hours (he could go get a proper lunch in that time tho).

3. large central station – always crowded, but many snacc options at the station (he’s likely to find a store with a short enough queue to get something in time). if he misses the train he can wait for 2-3 hours for the next one, but he also has a good chance of finding an alternative connection with significantly less wait time.

there are vending machines with overpriced chips, candy and soda directly on the platforms in all 3 cases. the alternative is staying hungry for 8 hours + possible delays. what risks and inconveniences is he willing to deal with in each scenario?

(i don’t know if this kind of thing is enjoyable to think about. please do ignore me if you’re not having fun)

Okay okay so first of all thank you for explaining the train and station situation 💀 For option 1 I do not think he would take the risk, just because it might be cutting it too close and if things do not go perfectly then this is going to suck a lot for him.

Option 2 I think he would because if he misses getting back on in time waiting 2 or 3 hours someplace where he can sit down have lunch and relax would probably be fine for him (assuming he isn't on a tight timeline for his travel plans)

Option 3 same as option 2. It is risk vs reward for him so this would also be a fine trade off in his eyes I am guessing.

Like changing plans, waiting if he has someplace comfortable to do so for a few hours, that sort of thing I see him being fine with. Being stuck at a small station with nothing around for a day like no, I think he will remain parched though maybe he would just use a vending machine if he really needed something.

And no worries I am not going to ignore you lol. Assuming you are the same anon with all these questions I am (pleasantly) suprised you have not run out of things to ask yet or gotten bored with me. I appreciate the questions and conversations believe me, I hope you also enjoy reading my answers but I am guessing if you didn't you wouldn't send these I would think.

[shamelessrabbithole]

They didn't date. Zoey was in a relationship with someone else.

This is the only comment that still exists.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B3a4SxLFOPj/

https://i.imgur.com/LlWmCCo.png

I looked through every post on the account up to the time of the tweet (November 2019) for potential context (someone mentioning a comment he might have made or potential fan reactions) but found nothing.

This is the only time I've seen the word "snacc" used in a comment:

https://i.imgur.com/8rNpJZU.png

That comment would fit in with how other friends of his comment on that person's posts, so it being real isn't ruled out.

"Gotham post"

💚💜-🔍

Thank you 🔍. This is very thorough research. I guess we can conclude that the "thicc" comment was likely an edit. 😉