#n gov x mass if ull practically close ur eyes

[bthebeachboi]

since i should be doing actual work, have some content <333 (also bc of twink florida stuff, i will now talk about some states that i can think of n their "bodybuild") LONG POST TBH, DONT WORRY ABOUT IT, IT JUST GETS LONGER AS USUAL.

Also "possible" mentions of E(ating)D(isorder) since Louisiana is mentioned to have a rather unhealthy "eating" habit from youth.

California is tall (6'4 around?) and skinny, with nice muscles. He isn't built, but he has the typical skinny surfer dude that throws u a peace sign aesthetic on point. (B's first body, real body, was better with strength. He thinks they "are" around the same height though, yet he misses the power to throw a man with ease.)

New York is rather short, not the shortest, but he's likely quite close to the middle if not in the middle. (5'9/5'7 idk, i think they r "mid heights"??) and man is built! Since he prefers physical fights and he builds mass as easily as he burns calories, he just learnt how to be ideally in the middle. He is one of the strongest states physically and he likes to pick on Texas because of it.

Texas is tall, slightly taller than California (6'5? 6'6?) and as much as he is build (ill give u a strong southern man, here), he has problems with maintaining a good balance between his love for good food and his diet. He usually ends up having a "hyperfixation" on one and then changing to the other. He also finds building more than basic muscle rather tiring.

Oklahoma, who is way shorter than Texas, not that much taller than NY (going here from their "size" even if I usually give the height depending on what I feel like, I'd say he's 5'10). He is way more used to fighting (sooner thing makes it hard to not fight from a young age for what you want, especially when you are as impulsive as him) but he is in pure strength worse than Texas and NY. Since he's rather hairy it's hard to say anything about his build, because he doesn't like tight material always touching his body n said hair, so he wears worn out old hoodies n that hides his body. (He is a strong southern with a strong mf accent, but for some older people he just looks like a punk bc of his hoodies being full of holes((lazy cunt wont go n buy himself more bc he gets whiny in shops)))

Florida is good height (6'1) and has a good build, he is very close to Cal, but slightly stronger. He has it naturally easy and he got them good metabolism genes so he doesn't worry about shit like diet or anything. He loves to show off his strength n he loves to wear a shirt with no sleeves so it shows his nice arms. (Loui hates meetings when the weather is nice n warm bc he cannot not look at his bestie, man's fine, anyone could say so, it's not his fault((lies)))

Louisiana is tall n skinny, he is close in his build to Colorado, who is also quite tall n skinny, but the "younger"(idk if Cole is younger aight?) can and usually puts on some fat on winter or if it's the depressive time (he like de snacc), yet Loui cannot put any fat on since he remembers. He ofc isn't weak, but he is embarrassed bc he could not beat Cal in arm wrestle (they both agreed to not talk about it since California wasn't up to fighting anyone else and Louisiana wouldn't handle the laughs, cuz it is Cal). He sometimes hates that only in winter, when he doesn't do much, he can put enough weight on to not show his hip bones that easily (since he is built like a mf dorito((CDC actually knows that bc of Louisiana's drinking habit since forever, somehow his body just won't take the fat and when he was younger n still getting used to having a body at all, he threw up a lot n that's why he was so skinny that you'd count his ribs easily.)))

New Jersey, like most of NE states, is rather mid height and built nicely enough for you to notice his muscles. He likes to wear hoodies that are tight on his arms, but wide in the waist. Sadly, since mf NY is natural at building his strength, he is a lil behind him. (He doesn't care about Texas n never checked his strength with him, but he would probably win a fight just because as bitchy Texas can get, he doesn't know that much about a normal fistfight. OK never checked his strength with him bc most states don't even know he has said strength)

Alaska, tall boi with a nice built - is around 6'7 and knows enough about having a fight to win some, so what stops him in "power tower" from being the worse to fight? He's rather clumsy with "human vs human" fights. Of course there are crimes where he lives (where he is) and he likes hunting a lot, but humans are rather different than a bear or just fish. Sometimes their fear or anger(Texas) is enough to stop them from fighting him, but of course most of NE doesn't know how to fight without feelings. They come and attack, smartly and well, and he suddendly is the clumsiest mf ever, like he's the main fem love interest in a romance. He is rather happy that NY never recorded any of their rare fights, because he still tries to pick up his ego after that one time in winter in the back of a pub. His ass and pride were hurt that day, no matter how much he tries to act cool about it. (NY knows that Al doesn't get why he is such an easy targer for them when he got attacked by bears bigger than him and NJ togheter. Anwser being that he never actually even thinks about getting his ass handed to him, somehow because he learnt that the only actual danger might be a wild moose. It's just that confusion that hits him at the start that makes him dumb enough to slip and fall all the time. Also because NY might be stronger physically, but he won't mention that)

MA, our last one bc am tired n lazy, is actually a little taller than NJ and shorter than NY, but it's so idealy in-between that no-one but them notices that. He is nicely built, strong and still. He is way more "a stone wall" type than "buff dorito" type, and trust me if you are shorter than him, you will probably think that someone just made a new wall in the middle of the room. Gov - even though he is taller - has a bad habit of bumping into him, just to bounce back like a ball and loose everything that he held in his hands. He lost for now two mugs, few important documents and almost a hand (thanks to Florida playing with swords and Louisiana not noticing any of it). One of many pluses of his body is how warm can he be, but in summer most of the others will absolutly get away from him.