#not that Quackerjack minds he has a lot of fun playing this game!

[shootingcookielover]

Quackerjack and Negaduck bonding but it's just Negaduck throwing knives at Quackerjack

[moonbeam-dragon]

Positive Charge Part 5

Moonrise! This is going to have a few little skips in it. Once again, I'm short on time. To clarify, this story isn't about their developing relationship, so we can jump past that and nobody gets mad. I want to get to the juicy stuff. Also I re-arranged the time-line for my AU because DWD91 snd DT17 crossover.

"Thanks again, Launchpad," Drake said as his brushed off his shirt. "It means a lot that you're looking after Gosalyn while I'm out."

Launchpad waved his hand, grinning. "Aw, it's nothin', Drake, " the tall duck said. "Besides, I want to spend more time with her before I make the move."

Drake frowned a little. He didn't want Launchpad to move away. He'd been a huge help for years now. Since Gosalyn was nine, he'd had a part-time job with him and Scrooge McDuck. After the incident with F.O.W.L, he'd fully moved to St. Canard. But now he'd been back in Duckberg off and on because of his recent engagement. Darkwing was a soloist. But he found it lonely without him. It was going to get very lonely when he officially moved back to get married. Not that he'd say that, of course! "Ah, yes. Well, I should get going. It's almost time!" he said, excusing himself.

"Dad, wait!" Gosalyn called, running down the stairs. She held something in her hand, a small flower of some sorts. "I was talking to Honker about first date ideas and-"

"Gosalyn!" Drake warned, hands on his hips. "I told you it wasn't something you could tell people! This is a top secret mission."

Gosalyn's beak turned red and she shook her head. "Oh, no! It was for a uh- A writing project, that's it! Anyways, he said that daisies were a good flower to bring on a first date because they represent new love and blah blah blah. So here!"

Taking the small white flower, Drake asked, "Did you cut this from the Muddlefoots' garden?"

Gosalyn rolled her eyes. "You know you wouldn't get mad at me for that!"

Drake peered his eyes at his daughter before laughing. "Ha, you're right. Just don't make make a habit. Stealing isn't nice," he told her half-heartedly. He gave her a quick kiss on the forehead. Yes, Gosalyn was fourteen now. But she was never too old for parental love.

"Goodbye. Have fun~" Gosalyn said in a teasing tone.

___

"He's going to ask what I've been doing the past fifteen years!" Megavolt exclaimed. "What am I supposed to say? I've been galabanting around the city fighting a short-ass vigilante?"

The rat turned to the other people in his apartment. He'd called over the Fearsome Four to help him. He had a lot of things to keep in order and a meeting with all them sure would help. They'd lodge everything into place.

Quackerjack hummed, tapping his chin. "So we're playing a backstop game! Well, let's start from the beginning!"

(Adam and Eve bought knowledge for the small price of a little sin~ If you get that, I love you!)

"Well I don't know much about the beginning," the rat admitted. "My childhood was probably-"

"I think he means when you ran away," Bushroot said, smiling at his boyfriend. "What have you already told him?"

"That I ran away because of issues. I was pretty vague. I think," Megavolt told them, scratching his head.

Liquidator shook his head. "That simply will not do! You'd best explain your memory issues," he advised.

"Ooh! Good point!" Quackerjack said, snapping. "Guess you can't say you fried your mind!"

"Say you got your head hit, Kit!" Mr. Banana Brain suggested.

Quackerjack nodded. "That's so cliche. But it works!"

Megavolt raised an eyebrow, "And how did I hit my head?"

"Uh- I dunno, a car accident?" Bushroot piped in.

"Yeah, okay, I can say that!" Megavolt noted. "But the police went looking for me. What happened then?"

"If you find it difficult to set up your back story in St. Canard? Consider re-locating somewhere else, such as Duckberg or Heron Cove?" Liquidator pitched.

Megavolt hummed. "Heron Cove? Not to far, but far enough they wouldn't fine me. So I ran there and was in an accident and forgot a bunch of stuff. I already told him I work as electrician. So I just moved there-"

"Just call it nostalgia," Quackerjack told him. "You missed it here is all! Or you recently remembered that you did!"

"Okay. Sure. I moved back to St. Canard for the ambience. Sound good?"

"Yep yep, Depp!" Mr. Banana Brain affirmed.

Megavolt nodded, smiling at his friends. "Thanks! I couldn't have come up with that on my own." He checked the time on one of his watches. "Aw, shit! You guys gotta get out!" The man waved his hands. "I need to get ready and you've got better crap to do!"

"Have fun! But not to much fun!" Quacjerjack called as he was pushed out.

From the hallway, Bushroot called, "Don't do anything illegal while out of costume!"

"And if you need an escape, give us a call. Operators are standing by!" Liquidator added as the door shut.

Elmo sighed, smiling. "Those dorks."

___

Drake stood outside the coffee shop, waiting fir Elmo. He twirled the daisy in his fingers gently. That was sweet of Gosalyn to do. He did wonder, thought: Why were Honker and Gosalyn talking about first dates? She'd said a school project. But that sounded fake. Could she be going on a datebwith Honker-

"Hey, Drake," a raspy voice cut through his thoughts. He looked up to see Elmo standing above him, grinning nervously. He looked a little more groomed. And he was wearing a tie. Huh. "Sorry I'm late."

Drake looked up at the clock by the window. He was ten minutes late. Knowing what he knew about Megavolt's memory, it was impressive he was here at all. "It's no biggie," Drake assured him. "I'm glad you made it." There was a best that Drake quickly filled with the motion of holding up the single daisy. "Uh, here," he said, blushing. This was ridiculous! Why had he agreed to play into this date thing? Why was he flirting with his arch enemy? Was this really the best approach? Who's idea was this??

Elmo blushed deeper, stuttering. "Oh, thanks. You didn't have to," he said.

Drake cleared his throat and put the flower into Elmo's shirt pocket. "Yes, well, I did," he said. That was a horrible comeback. Wait, it wasn't a comeback; it was a response. Well, it was a bad response. "Ahem, shall we?" Drake asked, opening the door for his date.

I'm going to leave it short. I'll add on in the next chapter. As usual, I hope you enjoyed. Like and comment. Please comment, I want to know your thoughts! Farewell, best of luck, avoid roasted cabbage, don’t eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life! Moonset!

[wiz-witch]

DuckTales 2k17 3x03: Double O Duck In You Only Crash Twice

"The Lost Harp of Mervana!" So fun fact: all I know about James Bond is from the Mythbusters episode, that Jimmy Neutron special, and Goldmember. And I haven’t seen either of those in over a decade. So let’s see how many references fly over my head.

Also this is my second viewing but I’m going to try to keep my commentary as if this is my first

“Dew-ble O Duck” Dewey, sweetie, I will pay you to stop

Wait her name is Red Feather? Boo

Obviously evil guy is obviously evil

“What are you doing?” Being a theater kid with middle child syndrome

...Wait, Ben can sing??

Okay, that was impressive

Yay foreshadowing

Dewey: “Oh fuck, he’s messing up, this was a bad plan”

Daw, Dewey calls him LP

Also I cannot get over the fact the glasses they were wearing in the released screenshots were VR glasses

Hey, it’s the Phantom Blot! I can’t wait until you do something cool this season

My favorite House of Mouse shorts were the ones with him (and one where Von Drake tried to take Mickey’s heart. Yup, the show had more influence on Epic Mickey than causing the company to get Oswald back)

Aw, he sad :(

“Am I a joke to you, lad?”

“Uncle McDee”?? :D :D :D

Webby is a bro, and Scrooge is everyone’s uncle

Ball pits are terrifying, and this just proves it

I love how Heron’s welding mask is built to compensate for her mask. It makes her look like a plague doctor

Yes, intruders in the very public Chuck E Cheese knock off. Geeze, got Magica working there, got Phantom Blot as the mascot, got a FOWL lair underneath... Frank? Why is there so much evil in the Chuck E Chee--oh, wait, never mind

Are we ever going to get the full intro with Della?

Yeah, his kids come here all the time, why are you surprised at this?

He’s asking the important questions

She didn’t want to answer because she made it

I love Whack a Mole. I had a home version even

That is such a mood. I hate being in public.

...Ouch. Those things are heavy

...That’s all.

That legitimately looked like something out of the Carmen Sandiego choose your own adventure

Wait, how did they even know the passcode in the first place? It’s not like they were given a briefing or anything

...what.

Dewey has the brain cell at the table

jlkajlkdajlkdsj SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME A REACTION GIF OF DEWEY SILENTLY GOING ‘WHAT?’ WHILE WATCHING THIS DISASTER

I love the cutting between the game and reality. I also love how Steelbeak felt the need to put on the glasses to beat them up

Webby, that is not how you hold a skee ball

Himbo versus... Is there a term for a himbo who’s an ass? Is it just “attractive idiot”?

...Did I just imply that Steelbeak is attractive? Ew

Webby was right, it is a trap!

Okay, as someone who’s been hit in the face a lot and wears glasses, those glasses should’ve broken from that

Oh my gods...

Aw, sad baby

Ooh, are these the guys I have beat up Huey in my FOWL fics?

Did Steelbeak spend too much time with Quackerjack or something?

...Okay, part of me is actually highly disturbed at the fact Steelbeak changed their clothes while they were unconscious

Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip and Dale! Rescue Rangers...

they play the f*cking theme song...

Daw, he helped them, and they helped in return

Oh snap

Webby is DoneTM

“This department has worked 322 days without an accident” I feel like that’s a facility record. Would be at my work

.......what.

I love how he didn’t know what the device did and knew it was a game and still sacrificed himself for Dewey. That’s adorable

Did you guys really get multiple lives in that game? Because it seemed kinda insta-lose

Also, are the glasses currently off or are they still seeing things differently than we are?

Oh, I think this is a direct Bond reference--it looks like something from Jet Fusion

Why is he British?

...Please give us our himbo back. Please. I will pay money for that.

Aw, he calls him Dewford now. I do not like this, please make it stop.

...was that English?

Me either

“Oh heavens, you don’t want them to think you don’t know what you’re doing” My constant monologue at work

that was epic

Why is he still wearing the glasses?

“They’re back?” Okay, those two words bring a lot of questions I want answers to

Huh. Guess I wrote the wrong triplet getting kidnapped by FOWL

#priorities

Scrooge... Sweetie...

I love how Webby keeps wanting to kill Funzos employees... Oh, what if all of them secretly are part of FOWL?

...Except Magica. Maybe she was hired so they could see if she was FOWL material

Oh, I wanna break that innocence so much...

....... [slams head on desk]

Okay, how could Launchpad hear Dewey clear as day, but Dewey can’t hear anything Launchpad is saying?

Aw, that fear on Dewey’s face when Launchpad crashed... Oh, what if unconsciously Dewey knows this is real now but hasn’t quite consciously processed that?

He’s Launchpad McQuack, that’s how.

Dewey is Done with this guy and is showing signs of being like his brother

Well that’s unnecessarily badass

How can you be so DoneTM when being tied up like that. Also why is he tied up up there

Boo, bad pun

No, “Me” was correct there

I’m sorry, is that just going to become their thing? Just casually coming into a scene to help rescue the Ducks and then leaving?

...Oh you are not doing this.

We were robbed of a hug

Okay, the subtitles say this is Dewey singing, but it doesn’t quite sound like his voice while his song earlier did. WTF

"Stop the evil conspiracy out to get us.” Hey, Launchpad, before you do this, PLEASE TELL HIM ABOUT FOWL SO SOMEONE KNOWS

Launchpad has ADHD and RSD

That was adorable. Dewey is a good kid. Reminds me of half my cousins, but a good kid

...Wait, wasn’t that shot in the original season 3 promo?

Dewey, why did you jump, that was really unnecessary

Well, there’s that hug I wanted

...what.

Because of a joke from a friend, I’m mentally retconning that line into “Huey’s going to freak when I tell him that I--we beat the game.”

Seriously, I love how it took him not being in an episode to not have a mild breakdown

I hate how realistic that is

Let’s see, one ball got him 2 tickets, and one quarter gave him 5 balls...so one quarter equals 10 tickets, which means a dollar equals 40 tickets... That comes out to 75 grand. Scrooge, wtf

I love how Dewey clearly is trying not to crack up

I’m sorry. I cannot get over the subtitles calling him “Suave-Pad”. Who on the crew came up with that.

Ooh, are they going to learn?

...I hate everything.

Scrooge’s reaction is mine

Well, that explains a lot

Okay, if she specializes in rays but Bradford doesn’t want more rays... Imagine them looking for fresh brain...

Shut up, I like hurting Huey, let me do so in peace until canon gives me the conspiracy theorist Huey hunting down FOWL I was promised

...Okay, that is the most terrifying thing this episode.

Me picking up pretty much anything in the house for the first four years of my sister’s life

So what’s next week? ["The Lost Harp of Mervana!"] ...ARNY MAERMADIDS NEAZXT WEK!