#not tagging bc i am tipsy and this is incoherent lmao

[susandsnell]

If you stuck those bloodsuckers on a one way trip to Gotham, who do you think is getting into a midnight brawl in a gas station parking lot and who's having a candlelit dinner at the Iceberg Lounge? Also, the kittens say hi!!! <3

hi to the kittens buddy!!!!!

Louis de Pointe du Lac is probably making it to the iceberg for that fancy rooftop terrace dinner, at first as a potential mark for Selina Kyle (but he doesn't swing that way and they'd probably hit it off so perfectly they wind up being best friends).

Lestat would piss everyone off (but particularly Joker and Music Meister), and somehow winds up crashing the dinner at the Lounge so he can show up on the piano in some over the top gesture for Louis. The Penguin and probably several others, both hero and villain, are in hot pursuit.

In an ideal world, it would be a Claudia and Madeleine + Harley and Ivy double date, but given they're all such strong personalities, I doubt they'd get along all that well - Claudeleine would wind up on a killing spree that doesn't really put plants at the forefront with continual asides about what the fuck is up with these weird get-ups in this town and mon dieu you américains avez des fétiches bien bizarres. (As an aside, Claudia has strong parallels with BTAS' Baby Doll, but she doesn't show up enough for me to suss out a way for them to meet lol)

Armand being who he is would get extremely, extremely into 1) figuring out if the man who dresses up as a Bat is in fact a vampire or not, and 2) fixated on solving every single one of Eddie's Riddles to 100% completion. He would then engage in something that would make whatever saw trap Riddler came up with look like child's play, possibly on the question mark guy himself.

As for the old man? Daniel cannot get along with a soul (he once attended a guest lecture on the science of fear at Columbia university to heckle the presenter on dubious funding/ties to the League of Shadows), but his old student Vicki emailed him telling him he wouldn't believe what goes on in this city, and, well, he's never one to step away from a tempting lead like that, even in his semi-retirement.