#not tagging all the characters because oh my god that would be 64 tags

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#bro i don't even blame wished he stabbed me to but with....

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#5

SCP INCOHERENT QUOTES

Y/n: EEEEEEE *holding clothing hanger*

Able: Why are you holding that?

Y/n: Thank the Lord your here, any chance you have a sandal on you?

Able: Why the hell- Are you seriously afraid of such a small thing? *stares at roach*

Y/n: Easy for you to say- Aaagh-! Don't poke it-!

Able: Pussy-

Cain: Whats with the screaming?!

Y/n: Do you have a sandal on you by any chance?- Oh my fucking gosh it's gone-

Able: Where- *Looks at cain* Oh- Oh *Grin*

Cain: Huh?

Able: *Untying shoe lace* This will only hurt a bit...Hehehehahahaha

Cain: Why are you laughing? *steps back*

Able: Oh God how long I've waited for this moment *raises boot*

Cain:No wait-

Dining Room

Cain's Screams and Able's manic laughter in the distance*

049: I should go check-

035: Don't,go.

049: But-

035: But nothing.*Sips tea*

Meanwhile

682: *Watching Able chase Cain with a boot while Y/n struggles with her life trapped in a corner trying to swipe the flying roach with a clothing hanger*

999: *Worried noises*

Duvet: tweet (Pathetic)

682: Agreed *Nods*

240 notes - Posted May 29, 2022

#4

SCP INCOHERENT QUOTES

Y/n comes home after a fight

035:And what happened to you? (Knows you got into a fight but also wants to know the gossip)

Cain:Are you alright?(Concern)

049: Oh dear, come here I'll disinfect those scratches (Disappointed bird noises)

682: (Doesn't care just watches)

999: *On verge of tears, gives you candy*

Able:... Did you win? (Not worried only wants to know if you won or allowed yourself to get your ass beat)

Cain:Able!

Y/n: Yes (Proud)

287 notes - Posted May 28, 2022

#3

SCP INCOHERENT QUOTES

Able opens Y/ns room: Hey woman make me pizza- what the fuck-

*Y/n yelling at mic*: YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH PENNYWISE DANCING CLOWN LOOKING TRIP ASS MOTHER FUCKING LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE-

Y/n: MOTHER FUCKER I SWEAR ON MY MOMMAS GRAVE I WILL FUCK YOU UP DOG-

Able: *Silently watches you rage*

Y/n: YOU DUMBASS BITCH GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY- NO NOT THAT WAY!!!

049: What is with all this screaming-?!

Y/n: I WILL FUCK YOUR DAD AND GIVE HIM A CHILD HE ACTUALLY WANTS-

049 Shocked: Oh my....

Y/n calming down: Yeah, yeah, that's it!!!

682 entering: Shut the fuck up your too fucking loud I'm trying to sleep-

Y/n: Yeah that's it- NO YOU MOTHERFUCKING PV$$Y ASS BITCH-

682:....I'm not even surprised-

Y/n: Okay so go left and there you will see the exit to the maze- No not that left- YOUR OTHER LEFT DUMBASS-

049: I believe we should leave...

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329 notes - Posted April 15, 2022

#2

049 x sick y/n because I love him?

°~•SCP HEADCANNONS 5

(Weird thing is while making this I'm sick too)

(049)

*Dramatic sound of scalpel hitting the hard concrete floor*

Your... sick? How did that happened? Is she/he receiving attention?Are they eating well?-

A million questions will come out of his mouth. His worry is very clear from the start.

Is it a disease you have? A virus perhaps?

Or have fallen ill because of the dreaded pestilence?

The researchers through the intercom try their best to calm him down, saying you just have the common flu.

They are not real Doctors, they can't sense the pestilence like himself.

He would try to get the researchers to let him out to find you and tend your sickness. Alas, he isn't allowed anywhere away from their line of sight.

He made an effort to break out that entire week but it was futile so he went on and refused to cooperate with the foundation staff.

In the end they let him see you. Not so nicely shoving you inside the chamber quickly locking up behind you.

He carried you immediately and brought you to bed, mindless brutes! Treating a patient so horribly! No wonder you haven't recovered yet!

What was that? Your alright?-No no no no, He knows you well. You are sick- No buts!!! You will be resting in that bed young lady/young man!

You'll only be able to get up to use the restroom to shower/take a dooky, daily check ups and- damn that's pretty much it.

Don't worry! He'll make sure your never bored during your stay!

He will make sure your comfortable in bed, that one star pillow well be replaced with a softer one from his Doctors bag. He will read whatever books he has to offer in his chamber or will Recite you poems that he himself made for you.

Fuck you wanna sleep with a lullaby he'll also do that. You'll be hearing the most soothing songs he has heard during his time exploring Europe. Your mind filled with the most beautiful melodies

Any paper work staff try to give you will go back untouched, he'll make sure not to tell you so you don't stress about it.

"Don't worry Dear they were just asking how you've been" a small little inoffensive white lie. No harm done!

Now let us imagine if you were sick with something incredible hard to cure? Just like, let's say the pestilence?

Well... There is nothing much more left to say other than you will be brought to his cell but met with a very much different approach...

408 notes - Posted July 20, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

SCP INCOHERENT QUOTES

*Cue calming morning music*

*Able sleeping in peace in his room, finally letting his guard down*

Y/n: Pass it over here

035: Here

*Passes another red cup*

049: You are aware he'll get mad if he wakes up and sees this?

035: Oh cmon doc, like live a little! *Balancing wooden plank*

682: *Watching from afar*

Cain: He won't be very happy when he wakes up-

Y/n: This is for destroying my homework-

Cain:But you shouldn't take revenge-

035: He burned your crops in minecraft

Cain: That bitch-

464 notes - Posted March 8, 2022

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That's 3,620 more posts than 2021!

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Longest Tag: 140 characters

#i straight up thought my aunt was gonna announce her divorce!! she starts off talking about getting married the day mt st helen's exploded!!

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

episode 3 of pride and prejudice 1995 may be the funniest

“shelves in the closet? happy thought indeed”

“i thought at least the pigs had gotten into the garden”

“what - *camera zooms in on lady catherine* - all your sisters out at once?”

“colonel fitzwilliam why is your cousin staring at me” - darcy comes over and makes awkward small talk. colonel fitzwilliam smirks at lizzie like “he’s got it bad, girlfriend”

“if i had ever learnt [to play piano] i would have been a true proficient”

colonel fitzwilliam sitting back to watch the carnage as lizzie goes for darcy’s throat. darcy’s little smirk as he says “I am not afraid of you”

darcy rolls his eyes when lady catherine interrupts his flirt-fest with lizzie

I had to pause it for a while but in the last 15 minutes of this episode:

Darcy’s first attempt to propose where he mostly tries to communicate his feelings via intense staring

lizzie  brings up that jane is in london and for one second you can see darcy go “wait... does she know that i’ve ruined jane’s chances with bingley? no, no it’s cool, i’ve covered my tracks”

darcy and lizzie having two moments of agreeing on a point: when they roast mr. collins and when they say how great charlotte is

“you would not wish to always be near longbourn” lasjldfalsdf you’re NOT SMOOTH

then he just BAILS like “OH NO I’VE SAID TOO MUCH”

when col. fitzwilliam meets up with lizzie in the park I think he’s trying to talk up darcy, like “oh yeah, my cousin’s hot for this girl, i’ll be a good wingman” then he’s like “actually what if we roasted darcy a little, we had fun with that yesterday”

next day darcy comes back and lizzie’s like “fuck it, he can carry the conversation this time, i’m annoyed as hell with him and he hates me anyway”

AND THEN HE GOES FOR THE WORST PROPOSAL IN THE WHOLE SERIES AND I’M INCLUDING MR. COLLINS’ ATTEMPT, OKAY?

the LOOK she gives him. and she’s POLITE. DEVASTATINGLY POLITE in her refusal. and he’s gotta ask, he’s gotta know why and lizzie’s like “SINCE YOU FUCKING ASKED, ACTUALLY, HERE’S MY LIST OF GRIEVANCES, listed chronologically from most recent --”

*blank stare* “and this is your opinion of me”

when he leaves the doorknob squeaks and I feel like he fumbled that in his panic

lizzie left standing in the cottage going "what the fuck just happened"

625 notes - Posted April 19, 2022

#4

I'm casually looking up information about the Wild Hunt and I just found this:

there's a Motif-Index of Folk Literature?!

There are multiple motif-indices?

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730 notes - Posted March 2, 2022

#3

okay the reason the “darcy wet t-shirt contest” scene works in p&p1995 as a fan service scene is because we’ve spent 3.5hrs watching these people be incredibly buttoned up and correct and suddenly Lizzie is in his HOUSE ogling his PORTRAIT and his WELL MAINTAINED LAWNS and then there’s the man himself and he’s in a wet shirt and you can see that he has skin? under his clothes? is that chest hair?!

lizzie literally stares at his tits for a solid two seconds before she’s like “oh god his eyes are up there”

1,724 notes - Posted April 19, 2022

#2

I'm going to make a collection of quotes about Anne Elliot that make me clutch my heart in sorrow

Half the sum of attraction, on either side, might have been enough, for he had nothing to do, and she had hardly anybody to love;

She had been forced into prudence in her youth, she learned romance as she grew older -- the natural sequel of an unnatural beginning.

"I cannot possible do without Anne," was Mary's reasoning; and Elizabeth's reply was, "Then I am sure Anne had better stay. for nobody will want her in Bath." To be claimed as a good, though in an improper style, is at least better than being rejected as no good at all.

She knew that when she played [piano] she was giving pleasure only to herself; but this was no new sensation: excepting one short period of her life, she had never, since the age of fourteen, never since the loss of her dear mother, known the happiness of being listened to, or encouraged by any just appreciation or real taste. In music she had been always used to feel alone in the world.

1,893 notes - Posted June 22, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I love Cecil. He's like "incomprehensible horrors happen every day! Not to me though :)" and then they do happen to him and he's like "WHAT THE F–" every. time.

2,309 notes - Posted April 7, 2022

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#i feel like it will be very obvious to anyone who reads this fic that i was a big fan of a certain mtv werewolf show circa the early 2010s

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#5

If you still want prompts, may I suggest number 11 for Geraskier? <3

11. Calling them nicknames

Here's some pre-relationship Geraskier! No warnings.

“We need to step it up,” Jaskier tells Geralt. “No one here thinks that you and I are actually lovers.”

Geralt frowns at him. It’s been two days since Jaskier snuck Geralt into a week-long wedding celebration (where the bride may or may not be sacrificing local maidens to a fertility god for immortal youth) under the guise of Geralt being Jaskier’s lover. “But we’re sharing a room.”

“We share a room all the time, Geralt.” Jaskier rolls his eyes at the ceiling. “We need to find a way to sell it. Luckily, from what I’ve overheard, no one thinks you’re a witcher here to investigate the disappearances. They just think you’re an escort I’ve hired so I would have some lovely arm candy for the week.”

Geralt shrugs. “That’s alright then.”

“No, it’s not!” Jaskier’s voice goes high with indignation.

“We visit brothels all the time. What’s the difference?”

“It’s one thing to seek out the services of a professional for an evening and an entirely different matter to pay someone to pretend to love me for a week. The first is perfectly lovely and reasonable. The second is a cry for help.”

“Probably more believable than me choosing to be here.”

Jaskier swats him on the chest. “Like I said, we need to be a more convincing couple.”

Geralt pauses a beat, waiting for him to elaborate. When he doesn’t, Geralt asks, “How?”

Because Geralt has never really had the kind of serious, steady lover that he and Jaskier are pretending to be. And when it comes down to it, neither has Jaskier. His love affairs usually only last however long it takes for a jealous husband to start wondering where his wife wandered off to.

“You should touch me more,” Jaskier says. “Hold my hand, put your hand on my knee when we’re at dinner, sling an arm around my shoulder when we’re walking.”

Geralt nods. None of that sounds difficult; he and Jaskier have always been tactile with each other.

“You should try to gaze at me dreamily across the room, then act embarrassed when people notice you.”

Geralt spends a lot of his time gazing at Jaskier across rooms, though he doesn’t know if he can make his expression look dreamy. “Fine.”

“And.” Jaskier taps his chin, looking thoughtful. “Pet names. We need to find pet names to call each other. Something suitably soppy, like two people madly in love.”

“No.”

“Oh, come on! It’s an easy way for us to show affection. I already call you ‘love’ and ‘dear heart’ all the time.”

“You call everyone ‘love’ and ‘dear heart.’”

“Excellent point, Geralt!” Jaskier says with a grin. “I need a pet name tailor made for you.”

Geralt shakes his head. “That’s not why I was—”

“You have an easy time coming up with my pet name,” Jaskier says. “Lots of people call me ‘songbird’ or ‘buttercup.’”

Geralt doesn’t know why, but the thought of calling Jaskier something that lots of other people do rankles him. “I’ll just keep calling you ‘idiot bard.’”

“That is not a pet name, Geralt.” Jaskier crosses his arms over his chest. “You need to call me something nice.”

Geralt considers for a moment, then says, “Blue jay.”

“Oh.” Jaskier’s cheeks turn a bit pink. “I like that. Blue jays are lovely birds.”

“They’re noisy as shit,” Geralt tells him. “And they destroy other birds’ nests and eat their young.”

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#4

If you do prompts right now, how about 14 for geralt/jaskier or geralt/aiden (someone once had this as a side pairing and it kinda bit me and won't let go) Thank you for all your writing, i adore your stories and ficlets and prompt fills all.

@j-pankratz also asked for this one, so here's some Geraskier!

14. things you said after you kissed me

There are a thousand ways that Jaskier has thought about kissing Geralt of Rivia.

When it happens, they’re packing up camp one morning, both weary after yet another day of sleeping in the swamps. Geralt has been tracking a katakan through Velen for days and while it seems like they’ve run into every other monster in existence during their travels, their quarry is nowhere to be seen.

“Geralt?” Jaskier asks, turning away from saddling up Roach to face his friend. “Have you seen my q—”

He doesn’t get to finish asking after his quill before Geralt is kissing him. For a moment, Jaskier thinks it must be a mistake, that Geralt must have tripped and just happened to smash his mouth against Jaskier’s. But the witcher doesn’t immediately jerk away. Instead, he keeps kissing Jaskier. It’s a quick kiss, almost hesitant, like Geralt is just as taken about by his actions as Jaskier. When Geralt pulls away, Jaskier can only stare at him, mouth agape.

Because of all the scenarios Jaskier envisioned for their first kiss in the past decade of pining, not a single one was this mundane. His fantasies have varied from sweet, achingly soft kisses exchanged in the wee hours of the morning to rough, possessive kisses when Geralt’s eyes are still black from potions and the adrenaline of the hunt still courses through his veins. He’s pictured the casual brush of lips against his cheek or filthy, claiming kisses late at night in the privacy of an inn.

“Sorry,” Geralt mumbles and Jaskier realizes that he’s let the silence stretch on for far too long.

Jaskier shakes himself out of his haze. “What… why… what are you apologizing for?”

Geralt shrugs, averting his eyes from Jaskier to adjust one of Roach’s saddle bags. “Thought you wanted to.”

“I do!” Jaskier’s brain is still struggling to catch up with what just happened. “I just… why now?”

“Seemed like the right time.”

“Why?” Jaskier demands. Because he hasn’t bathed in a week, he’s in desperate need of a shave and a haircut, and his doublet is covered in grass and mud stains from where Geralt shoved him out of the way of an incoming kikimore two days ago. He looks and smells like a man who has been trudging through a swamp for days on end. Nothing about him screams “kissable” right now. And yet, Geralt still kissed him.

Geralt still isn’t meeting his eye. “I don’t know.”

“Hey.” Jaskier reaches out and grabs his hand. “I’m not upset. I’d just like to know what I did to make you want to kiss me so I can do it again, because if you hadn’t noticed, I’ve been crazy about you for the better part of a decade.”

Finally, Geralt looks at him. “You’re important to me. One of the most important people in my life. I’ve wanted to kiss you for a long time, but I’ve been afraid I would ruin everything. Guess I was waiting until I knew you wouldn’t leave.”

“I won’t leave,” Jaskier tells him. “Geralt, even if I hadn’t wanted to kiss you, though I want to reiterate, I very much did, I wouldn’t have left.”

“I know.” Geralt’s lips curve into a tiny smile. “I realized last night that you wouldn’t be trudging through a swamp with me just for a song.”

“You just realized that?” Jaskier laughs incredulously.

At least Geralt has the decency to look sheepish. “Like I said, I needed to be sure you would stay with me. Because I can't lose you, Jask.”

“And are you sure?” Jaskier cups his face in his hands.

In answer, Geralt kisses him again. This one is long and lingering, all trace of hesitation gone. When they finally surface for air, Jaskier is breathing hard and wondering if the middle of a Velen swamp would really be such an unfortunate place to make the beast with two backs for the first time.

“I used your quill to stab that werewolf in the eye last night,” Geralt murmurs in his ear. "I'd dropped my swords."

Jaskier squawks. “Geralt! That was my last one!”

“I know. I’ll replace it when we get back to civilization.”

“And when will that be?”

“Hm.”

Jaskier groans and leans their foreheads together. “You’re so lucky that I’m crazy about you, witcher.”

“Yeah,” Geralt says and Jaskier can hear the smile in it. “I know.”

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436 notes - Posted February 21, 2022

#3

41 for Geralt/Jaskier if you feel so inclined! <3

41. Overhearing they have feelings for you

Geralt can hear the murmur of Jaskier’s voice as he limps towards their campsite, basilisk head in hand. He frowns to himself, confused. They’re miles away from the nearest village, so he can’t think who the bard would be talking to. There’s no fear in Jaskier’s voice, so Geralt doesn't think the bard has run afoul of bandits. Geralt walks to the edge of the camp and stops dead when he sees Jaskier brushing Roach’s mane, his back turned to Geralt. Neither horse nor bard notices his return.

“Yes, I know he’s the one I should be talking to, dear lady, but the problem is that I don’t know how. And I know what you’re thinking. ‘Jaskier the Bard, who always knows what to say, can’t talk to a man he’s known for nearly two decades?’”

Geralt barely suppresses a snort because “always knows what to say” isn’t how he would describe the bard who once introduced himself by talking about the bread shoved into his pants.

“But I’ve tried showing him how I feel so many times. I’ve written him hundreds of songs, Roach, and I don’t think he’s really heard a single one of them.”

Geralt’s humor dies. This isn’t the first time Jaskier has fallen in love with someone who hasn’t returned his interest, of course. Geralt almost prefers the people that Jaskier does take to bed, because whenever the bard suffers a heartbreak, he moans relentlessly about it. The fact that Jaskier hasn’t spoken of this man that he’s apparently known and loved for nearly twenty years tells Geralt that he must truly care for this man. And yet, he hasn’t said a word to Geralt.

Somehow, that stings more than the claw marks the basilisk left in his shoulder.

“Perhaps I’m a coward.” Jaskier’s voice drops to a whisper only audible to witcher hearing. “Perhaps I’m making excuses to cover for my own failings. If I were a better and braver man, I would have told him how I felt years ago. If he doesn’t feel the same, fine. But what if he wants nothing to do with me once he knows the truth, Roach?”

If Roach has some wisdom, she doesn’t offer it. Geralt wonders if he should try to offer some comfort of his own, but this clearly isn’t a confession meant for his ears. He wonders who Jaskier’s beloved is. Could it be that rival troubadour Jaskier is always bitching about—Valentine or something? But no, their relationship seems to be comprised purely of hate fucks and the occasional admission of grudging respect. Perhaps it’s that marquess from Beauclaire or the prince from Kerack or that wealthy merchant from Novigrad. It could be any number of people; Jaskier has had what feels like a thousand lovers since Geralt met him.

Just never Geralt.

Jaskier lets out a woebegone sigh. “I suppose I should be grateful. A broken heart is an excellent muse, after all. My art would surely suffer if I were happily in love. I just… excuse me, I’m trying to have a serious conversation with you here.” He huffs in offense as Roach starts nuzzling at his pockets. “Here I thought you were being a good listener, and it seems like you’re just after treats. Fine, you fiend.”

Despite his hurt, Geralt can’t help but smile as Jaskier fishes out a sugar cube and holds out his hand, palm flat, to offer it to Roach. It’s sweet how the bard spoils the mare, even if he gives her far too many treats.

“If only it was as easy to talk to Geralt as it is to talk to you, Roachie,” Jaskier says quietly. “I would have told him that I’m in love with him years ago.”

Geralt drops the basilisk head with a wet squelch.

What the fuck?

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511 notes - Posted January 16, 2022

#2

oh if you still doing the h/c prompts what about geraskier with “ you need to distract me. do something, anything. “

It’s the quiet that worries Geralt. Jaskier is dramatic about everything from the rain ruining his hair to spilling a drop of ale on his doublet. He once stubbed his toe and yowled so loudly that Geralt came sprinting back to their campsite, convinced that the bard had just been disemboweled by some creature. So the fact that Jaskier has barely said a word since they got to Yennefer’s cottage and is just sitting there, staring at the wall, seems all wrong.

“He’s lucky he didn’t lose the foot,” Yennefer says, examining the wound on Jaskier’s leg. “What did this?”

“Manticore,” Geralt grits out. If he’s just been a little faster… He shakes the thought away. He can replay the battle in his mind and figure out where he went wrong later, once Jaskier is well. “Can you help him?”

Yennefer gives him a look that indicates the answer to that question is so obvious that she won’t deign to answer it. “You took him to another healer. Who?”

“Katrine of Gulet.”

“She’s a charlatan.”

“Well, I know that now.”

“You should have brought him straight to me.”

“She was closer.”

Jaskier cracks a smile, though it’s not very convincing. “If you’re not careful, Yennefer, I’m going to start thinking you care.”

“Hardly.” Yennefer sniffs. “But if you die in my sickroom, I’ll never get the stench out.”

Geralt ignores their sniping. “Yenn, can you fix this?”

She must see the worry in his eyes, because she softens. “Of course, Geralt.” To Jaskier, she adds, “I need to undo Katrine’s shoddy healing job before I heal the wound. It’s going to be excruciating and because of the magic involved, I need you to be conscious.”

Jaskier swallows hard. “Are you sure you’re not just looking for an excuse to torture me?”

“If I was, I would be much more creative than this.” Yennefer glances at Geralt. “You’ll need to hold him still.”

Geralt nods and slips behind Jaskier, wrapping his arms around the bard’s torso and bracketing Jaskier’s thighs with his. The fact that his bard doesn’t make a single innuendo-laden comment is more worrying than anything that’s happened since Jaskier was injured.

“Are you ready?” Yennefer asks Jaskier, her voice more gentle than Geralt has ever heard directed at the bard. “The longer I delay, the worse it will be.”

Jaskier nods, face ghostly pale. “Do your worst, witch.”

Yennefer puts her hand over the wound and Geralt’s medallion starts to vibrate. Jaskier makes a strangled noise and Geralt tightens his hold on him, putting one hand over Jaskier’s chest to steady him.

“Oh, fuck,” Jaskier hisses through his teeth. “Yennefer, I thought we were becoming friends.”

“We’ve barely started.” Yennefer’s eyes don’t leave Jaskier’s leg. The leg twitches and she snaps, “Jaskier, don’t move.”

“I’m trying!”

“Try harder. Undoing someone else’s healing is a delicate process.”

“It doesn’t feel delicate.”

“Do you think you could do better, bardling?”

“Geralt.” Jaskier’s hands scrabble at the arm locked around his chest. “Distract me. Do something. Anything. Talk to me.”

“Um.” Geralt’s mind goes blank. When Jaskier lets out a pained cry, he forces himself to speak. “Shit weather we’re having, huh?”

Yennefer snorts inelegantly and Jaskier twists around to stare at him.

“The weather?” Jaskier squawks. “Geralt, we’ve known each other for twenty years and have been lovers for ten, and the only thing you can think to talk to me about is the weather?”

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598 notes - Posted March 22, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

prompts! werewolves + arranged marriage + truth/lie revealed + on a cruise :D

Here's a Geraskier modern with magic AU! Warnings for mentions of past character injury and child abuse:

The cruise was Jaskier’s idea.

“We need a honeymoon, Geralt!” Geralt’s new husband told him barely five minutes after they’d exchanged their stilted, awkward wedding vows, and barely twenty minutes after they’d clapped eyes on each other for the first time. “This marriage may not have been what either of us wanted, but we still deserve a proper celebration.”

In retrospect, that should have been the first indication that something was off. No werewolf with a working nose would subject themselves to all the smells—never mind all the sounds—of thousands of people trapped together on a boat.

“You’re not a werewolf,” he says slowly, letting the words sink in. He and Jaskier are sitting by the pool on the top level of the cruise ship, surrounded by the scents of chlorine, sweat, and sunscreen as children shriek and parents shout around them.

“No.” His husband looks the picture of decadent ease, wearing indecently tiny, bright yellow swim trunks with a neon pink, flowered shirt that’s unbuttoned nearly to his navel, with a colorful, frozen drink replete with an umbrella clutched in his hand. Only the faint, sour scent of nervousness gives him away.

“But you’re a Pankratz.” That’s the whole point of this damn marriage, to seal a peace treaty between the Lettenhove and Kaer Morhen packs. The union between Geralt, the second son of Vesemir Morhen, and Jaskier, the fourth son of Alfred Pankratz, is supposed to symbolize the new union between their packs after decades of tension.

“In name only, I’m afraid.” Jaskier flashes a smile that’s only slightly strained at the corners. “I bear a startling resemblance to a human journalist who visited Lettenhove to do a piece on the pack about nine months before I was born. It seems I take after him in more ways than one.”

At the wedding last week, Geralt noticed that Jaskier looked nothing like his burly, fair-haired father and brothers with their humorless mouths and beady hazel eyes, but he thought nothing of it, assuming that Jaskier resembled his late mother. But if Jaskier isn’t even a Pankratz…

“This renders the treaty moot,” Geralt says. “Your father realizes that, doesn’t he? If you hadn’t told me, I would have found out in two weeks, when you didn’t shift at the full moon, and the treaty would be as good as over.”

“I imagine he fully realizes that, yes.” Jaskier looks away, smiling at a pack of children wrestling over an inflatable orca in the pool. “My father is many things, but he’s not a fool. “

“If he had tried this with Calanthe or Vizimir’s pack, he would be signing your death warrant,” Geralt says, then goes cold when not a single flicker of surprise crosses Jaskier’s face. Instead, the nervous scent grows stronger.

“Yes, Geralt,” Jaskier says lightly, taking a sip of his drink. “I assume that was the point. He marries me off to you, you rip me apart on the full moon when you realize that you were deceived, and then he has legitimate reason to declare full-out war on the Kaer Morhen pack. Plus, he gets rid of his wife’s inconvenient human bastard.”

Geralt closes his eyes. Suddenly, a lot about this past week makes a horrible kind of sense. “That’s why you wanted to go on this damn cruise, so you could tell me somewhere we’d be surrounded by human witnesses, far from my pack.”

“I do apologize for that,” Jaskier says. “I knew all the sounds and smells would leave you off-kilter, which I thought might give me a chance if I needed to defend myself. By the time I realized you weren’t the kind of man to tear my still-beating heart out, it was too late to turn back. Plus, after I booked the tickets, I learned that a truly alarming amount of people vanish from cruise ships every year. Apparently, it’s much easier to make people disappear at sea than I counted on.”

Geralt grunts. “I’m not going to make you disappear.”

“I know that now.” A gentle hand touches his wrist and Geralt opens his eyes to see his own reflection mirrored in Jaskier’s oversized sunglasses. It’s the first time Jaskier has looked at him since they started this conversation and suddenly, Geralt wishes his husband weren’t wearing those sunglasses, so he could see his eyes.

“Then why are you still afraid?” Geralt asks, because that nervous scent is only growing stronger, nearly overpowering the scent of Jaskier’s sunscreen and the strawberry-and-rum scent of his drink.

Jaskier grimaces. “Well, you have other options, if tearing me apart and dumping my mangled corpse overboard isn’t your style. My father married me off to you under false pretenses, after all.”

Geralt watches him for a moment. “You’re afraid I’m going to send you back to Lettenhove.”

“I doubt anyone could blame you if you did,” Jaskier says. “You wanted a proper werewolf mate and instead, you got a defective halfbreed who will never do your pack a damn bit of good.”

He says those last words in a cadence that isn’t his own, like they’re something someone else has said to him many times.

“What will happen to you if you go back to Lettenhove?” Geralt already knows the answer.

He can practically feel Jaskier’s gaze on him, even through the sunglasses. “He’ll find another way to get rid of me, I imagine. Or he’ll try to turn me again and see if it sticks this time.”

Something hot and furious rises in Geralt, not so much at the words, but at the matter-of-fact way Jaskier says them. He schools the rage from his expression, so Jaskier won’t think it’s directed at him. “Again?”

He remembers the scars he’s gotten glimpses of at various points in the past week—a slash across Jaskier’s thigh, a bite mark on his shoulder, the curve of claw marks on his side. He’s thought nothing of them. All werewolves have scars, but Jaskier isn’t a werewolf. He’s a human.

“My mother died when I was sixteen,” Jaskier says. “My grandfather passed away not long after. Once they were gone, there wasn’t anyone to stop my father and brothers from doing what they’d been threatening to do since I hit puberty and they realized I couldn’t shift.”

“They tried to turn you.” Geralt swallows back the bitter taste the words leave. There’s a reason turning humans is banned by all the major wolfpacks in the Northern Kingdoms, except in extreme circumstances. It’s a brutal process, one that requires bringing humans to the brink of death before biting them. Most of the time, it’s unsuccessful. Geralt only knows of one werewolf that was successfully turned: his younger brother, Lambert.

A woman walks by them, carrying a wailing toddler in her arms while another young boy trails behind, loudly protesting his innocence. “He said I smelled like cheese!” the younger child blubbers.

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#5

@sneverussape Your tags! A lot of these are things I've been considering for a while now.

Students have tried to bring regular plastic pens to Hogwarts before and it always ends in frustration. The softer plastics, like the ink reservoir in a Bic, go first. You're generally left with a pen with an unstable reservoir first, and it usually ruptures before the body of the pen will break. Sometimes, for maximum amusements of one's peers, the whole thing just explodes.

Synthetic rubber, like a pen reservoir, goes fast. Real rubber is okay, but synthetic...there's a reason Harry's shoes go from serviceable to unusable in record time. Poor Hermione, though. It is frustrating because her parents buy her good quality footwear.

(Although Minerva is not aware that the Board meddled and kept the pamphlets from going out for several years. She will be, soon. And then the Board will remember why Minerva has so very few discipline issues in her classroom.)

Magicals tend to have a 'use it all' sort of system. Families that run cattle send the hides to the tanneries (some of which they also own), which are mostly located outside of town. They don't have as much of a problem with pollutants as Vanishing exists and helps immensely. Ventilation is also easier with Runes and enchantments.

There are similar arrangements with families who grow flax or run sheep herds; some of them also own the mills. Same for silk (er, not that anyone is running a herd of silkworms and acromantula silk is so expensive precisely because one may not come back from an acquiring expedition.). But the silk mills still exist.

Magicals tend not to be quite as sniffy as non-magicals about where one gets one's cash. Land? Excellent, good investment. Industry? Well, that's sorely needed, too, and it isn't as if landowners aren't talking with overseers or managers half the time, same as a mill owner.

I spent precisely one 24-hour period in London (oh god..20 years ago now? where did the time go?) and it was kind of a whirlwind tour of the city, so I'm happy it sounded right. Google Street view is a wonderful thing, especially when combined with several historic maps that helpfully point out places of interest. :) The survey of London that gives a precise history of various streets was also extremely helpful.

(I couldn't nix a bookshop. Hermione needs something familiar and it stands to reason that some families would have had magical members who relocated and kept things going.)

122 notes - Posted July 4, 2022

#4

Many HP fans would like to blame all of Neville's Potions woes on Snape.

But we never see Neville ask anyone for help. He never approaches Hermione outside class hours to ask a question (because she's much more approachable, honestly) or to ask for her help understanding the material. He never mentions having a tutor over the summer. We never see him doing any outside reading on anything Potions related to try to improve.

While Snape's teaching style isn't great for a sensitive child, that child also has to take some kind of responsibility for his educational success, especially in the 1990s.

I was in school at similar times to Harry Potter. If I didn't ask for help, my teachers wouldn't necessarily clock to my struggles. Even at a youngish age, we were expected to speak up to our teachers or ask friends or parents for help understanding things if we were struggling with the material.

Now, we could say that it isn't important to the narrative so we don't see it, but if Snape was supposed to be some monster of a teacher, wouldn't this be better pointed out by even one scene of a child struggling but trying to improve and still failing (due to having an awful teacher)?

Or is Snape a teacher frustrated by a child who will not ask for help from anyone despite repeated failures? As presented in canon, he feels more like the latter.

He even seems to give Neville more latitude than other students—it took 6 melted cauldrons before Snape gave him a single detention. The one in first year rated a scolding, yes, but no other action (other than an unfair point taken from Harry).

126 notes - Posted February 21, 2022

#3

Can you imagine if Dumbledore had access to email and instant messaging? Like, pre-ubiquitous-cellphone level of tech?

Snape would have yeeted himself out the window well before 1998, straight to Malfoy Manor.

McGonagall would master 'as per my last email' in record time.

145 notes - Posted June 20, 2022

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Every time someone says that Snape would roam the halls at 3AM eating cereal out of the box I get a mental image of him eating raw oatmeal out of a package because I'm pretty sure the magical world doesn't have packaged breakfast cereal. Or at least Hogwarts doesn't.

He totes roams the halls though. The raw oatmeal may be a prop to frighten firsties.

164 notes - Posted June 23, 2022

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Why is my favorite genre of fic "Much to his consternation, people want to wrap Severus up in blankets and spoil him"?

Hubert Prewett, Sr., having seen him for 5 minutes is poking me that he'd very much like to get to know the sarky arsehole better.

Lucius and Narcissa keep being solicitous and worried. "Oh yes, he's a bit delicate. His lungs you know. Grew up in one of those wretched industrial cities with bad air and the most atrocious smog." (Lucius will explain to anyone who stands still for 30 seconds). Narcissa frets about warm enough underclothes and drafts.

Minerva wants him to have a nap and a nice cup of tea.

His 1983 7th year students are conspiring and a few of them are knitting or crocheting blankets as fast as they can work around NEWT prep.

And Albus worries about cold and damp feet. Can be injurious, you know, cold feet. Lead to all sorts of colds. Pneumonia, even.

Pomfrey keeps trying to offer him some strengthening broth.

Honestly, he's about to leave the castle altogether if one more person offers him a warm anything.

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if it's not too much to ask, can I ask for (n)sfw hcs of itto x shy afab reader who's an oni just like him? and the reason she's reclusive and doesn't feel comfortable showing her personality is because of how people see her as aggressive due to her horns :( i just need a comforting fic ngl

OOOO BET.

Featuring: Aratakki itto x Oni AFAB Reader

Comfort, Fluff, smut/nsfw elements, improper treatment of oni horns heheheh

SFW Headcanons:

👹 The moment this dingus lays his eyes on you, he's down bad, how could he not be? when was the last time he'd seen another oni? and a GIRL no less??

👹it's basically that one bit from inside out where the boy's emotions are running around, screaming while GIRL. GIRL. GIRL. blares in the bg.

👹 He's not too offended when you shy away from him at first, his first impressions can always be a bit much, and even he knows that, he may have been especially grandiose about it because oh my god pretty oni girl.

👹 Tones it down pretty quick, gets your name, and picks up pretty quickly that you're mad shy, and that's something that takes him a long time to get used to, because he's so used to...well, himself, it's difficult for him to actually imagine an oni being shy, heck, even the blue oni are assertive in their own ways.

👹 He continues to come and see you, slowly trying to coax you out of your shell, he talks about the gang alot, telling you they'd LOVE to meet you, but doesn't try to force it, especially not when he mentions that the gang are all humans.

👹 He does not miss the way your eyes glance upwards to your own horns whenever the topic of humans come up, or the way your shoulders bunch with anxiety. He may not have many brain cells rattling around up in that gnoggin of his, but he's not a total idiot.

👹 Though, eventually he asks if he can bring Grandma Oni with him one day, explains that she's a human, but she's raised him since he was a child and you had nothing to fear from her. Which was absolutely correct.

👹 Grandma Oni, of course, absolutely adores you, adores the fact her little chaos child had found you and wasn't being too pushy (and secretly also having a proud 'my boy wanted the object of his affections to meet his mama' moment.

👹 But the way you act with itto and the way you interact with Grandma Oni are so...different, it doesn't go unnoticed by him either, the way you sit a little straighter, move a little slower, you even cut your nails? why would you need to do that? oni are meant to have pointy nails, not like cutting them does much, they regrow back into little points within the day....

👹 So when he visits next and sits down, he asks about it. The response breaks his heart a little. Not every oni could take the backlash of humans and roll with it like he does and apparently too much negative reaction from them as a child, with no one to fall back on for support like grandma oni could have some pretty serious effects on a young oni's self esteem.

👹 The moment you tell him you hate your horns and pull aside some of your hair to show him the several attempts you'd made at cracking them off over the years (with no luck save for a few score marks you'd made with a saw, but trying to get something on your head off is difficult alone) his heart shatters.

👹 This is the first time he actually bucks up the courage to kiss you. Because you're crying and sad and have so much fear and that's just not ok by him and you really looked like you needed the tightest hug and a few good smooches.

👹 To be fair he'd gone to kiss your cheek, but you'd shifted at the wrong time and ended up kissing you square on the lips, but hey, you dind't pull away instantly, that's gotta account for something, right?

👹 Dumbass makes it his personal mission to try and help you see that not all humans are scary, and in time he does finally convince you to meet the gang, as expected, they lose it, joking that the boss had finally found someone who had a decent head on her shoulders to lead the gang (Itto pretends to be huffy about it)

HERE THAR BE NSFW TERRITORY

👹It takes longer than itto would want to admit before you two get down in the sheets. Heck he thought you were adorable enough whenever he kissed you that the thought never came to mind.

👹It's one evening however as you're making dinner (you were a way better cook than he was that was for damn sure) when he finds himself staring at your horns, and a thought comes to mind, because it's something he'd always wondered, but never been able to test on his own.

👹 So right as you turn, content to let the soup simmer a while, that you find yourself caught in his strong embrace with an almost predatory look in his eyes.

👹 You're naturally confused, especially when he ducks his head forward and- oh my god he just licked one of your horns. The way his hands tighten on your hips when you gasp is all the warning you get before he chuckles and grazes teeth along the horn instead.

👹 Sir that should be illegal.

👹 It's all downhill from there, it really is stupid how easily this man can just pick you up like you weigh nothing and carries you to bed. it's especially frustrating when his mouth keeps assulting your horns, how dare he use part of you that you dislike to make you feel good, that's not fair!!

👹In itto's eyes, using your horns to make you feel good is a great thing!! especially if it's him making you feel good, so he's absolutely going to exploit the hell out of it.

👹 You hate the fact he doesnt keep this information contained to the bedroom either. In fact, he absolutely starts running his fingers along your horns as a sign of affection, which feels good yes, but it draws attention to them, something you were still very much not used to.

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466 notes - Posted January 18, 2022

#4

🌊 - hehehe me slipping into your asks as an anon-

but anyway, how would zhongli and diluc deal with an s/o who is the embodiment of "haha, i'm a gremlin with gremlin ass attitude who cracks all sorts of jokes but wait a second a lot of them are kind of self deprecating and whoops it turns out that on the inside i am very sad and i want comfort hugs and cuddles and i use humor as a coping mechanism to make myself and the people around me feel a little happier because god forbid i feel like shit under all this and the least i can do is act as a la comic relief."

( and ahem, since i'm a degenerate, some comforting or angsty nsfw to accompany it because i'm a sucker for comfort or angsty nsfw with feelings and shit- )

and no, i am not projecting myself again absolutely not stop looking at me like that-

ooooohohohohohooo lessgo!

Featuring: Diluc & Zhongli + Afab Reader

Hurt/comfort/smut smut, body worship, soft diluc, posessive zhongli.

Diluc Ragnivindr

🔥 He picks up on it pretty quickly, but it actually takes him longer than he'd care to admit to realise it was a coping mechanism.

🔥 Notices it properly one drizzly day as he stops by the shop you work at right as you're finishing up, you'd dropped a bag of grain and it had a sustained a slight tear in the side, making a bit of a mess.

🔥 alot of 'ah that's just my luck eh? fuckn' dumbass' and 'there goes all my damn brain cells all over the damn floor, ah well'

🔥 He does not like it, not one bit.

🔥 What really draws the line for him is when he tells you you're beautiful on the way home, an honest, heartfelt compliment, and your immediate response is to grin at him and tell him that you think he may need to get his eyes checked, you're medium ugly at the most.

🔥 It's all down hill from there. He grabs you by the wrist and all but drags you back to the winery, your protests and questions go unheard as he blows past his maids and up the stairs into his bedroom with you in tow.

🔥 It starts as a 'sit down and let me lecture you' moment, with his arms crossed as he grumpily explains that you're not stupid, not any of the horrible things you say about yourself as a 'joke' and he certainly does not need his eyes checked.

🔥 His grumpy lecture comes to a stuttering halt however the moment the first tears fall. oh fuck, oh fuck he made you cry- shit fuck goddamn it that wasn't what he'd wanted at all.

🔥 His tactics are quickly thrown to the wind as he clambers into bed with you, pulls you into his lap. Peppering your face and neck with kisses between hushed apologies and affectionate compliments.

🔥 Things only seem to go downhill from there. Running his hands over every part of you and telling you why he loves that part.

🔥 Hands? sure they're not baby-soft, and they have a few scars, but to him that's proof of hard work, something he can appreciate and respect more than some little doll who sits up and is waited on hand and foot all day.

🔥 Hair? always soft, it's one of his favorite things to play with, you're the only one who know's just how skilled diluc is at braiding, because he absolutely refuses to do it to anyone elses hair.

🔥 Face? Eyes? gods he could stare at your face all day and never grow tired, could drown in your eyes and die a happy man.

🔥 Despite what you say about yourself, he think's you're supremely smart, calculating and strategic when you need to be, kind and charismatic when the moment calls for it.

🔥 Thats when he starts getting handsy, roaming along your body proper, murmuring about how much he loves every inch, how he'd happily worship you like a goddamn archon. He very much enjoys how flustered you get.

🔥 yeah, worship is exactly what he devolves into like the horny little degenerate he can be at times. Hands are replaced with hot mouth as soon as he shimmies you from your clothes and presses you into the sheets.

🔥 mans is relentless, if you think so little of yourself then obviously you need to be overwhelmed in all the right ways. You're stuck on the verge of overstimulation before any sort of actual intercourse happens.

🔥 When he's fucking you however, he's teasing, keeping you right on the cusp of that one fucking orgasm, but never letting you spill over, not until you nearly scream in frustration and admit that he's right about everything.

🔥 Even then? man's doesn't push you over that edge until you promise to think a little more highly of yourself, lest this become a repeat treatment.

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577 notes - Posted January 16, 2022

#3

*ahem* may this wayward soul request some demon zhongli spice please and thank you? the man IS named after a duke of hell after all-

( go crazy, moth, make this shit kinky )

also hi i'm sliding into your inbox again-

oh bitch you know me so fuckn well, also cheers for this ask keeping me in brainrot hell for several days-

LESSGO-

Demon Zhongli/Morax x Exorcist G/N Reader

NSFW, Ritual sex, fuck or die, Virgin Reader, corruption via sex, sadomasochism

"He is trapped within...we've tried multiple times ourselves to excorcise him but...we simply are not strong enough.." The priest before you sighs, you nod in understanding, placing a reassuring hand on his shoulder.

"I've never met a demon I could not exorcise, my friend. I will see this beast off." you reassure, the kindly old priest smiles warmly at you, nodding his head.

"Be weary of the beasts wicked silver tongue, may god have mercy."

It's your turn to nod, making your way down the hall and to the heavy wooden doors leading to the room they had managed to contain the demon within, even from out here you can feel the strength of the magics used to keep him at bay...just what on earth had brought such a powerful creature to your world? The room is dark as you enter, lit only by torchlight. Before you sits a man...well, what used to be a man.. if not for the golden horns branching from his head, the dark scalera, the fangs and the long, serpentine tail, tipped with shimmering golden fur, that is.

The demon raises an eyebrow, golden eyes roaming your form, and you shudder.

"State your name, demon." You demand, his lips slowly form into a smile.

"My, my, such spunk from such a little thing...surely they must be scraping the bottom of the barrel if this is all they have left to attempt an exorcism."

you dont respond, he was goading you, you knew that. Demons did so love to try and get a rise out of their captors. if they found a weakness, they'd exploit it. you held no weakness here.

"State. your. name." You repeat again, his grin only widens.

"Zhongli."

"That is the name of the human you have posessed, demon. your real name."

he chuckles, leaning back in his chair. you're sure if it wasn't for the ritual circle drawn around him, he would have already attempted to attack you, this one was smart.

"You should know a demon does not give his name so easily, little one."

"If you want your exorcism to be swift and painless, you should."

'Zhongli' tilts his head back and laughs, cold and malicious. "Oh little thing, you've no idea who I am... how quaint.."

"you are a demon, plain and simple"

"And you are nothing more than an excorcist. you have never been anything else, I can see it in your eyes... you showed promise as a youngster and have been forced to preform these silly rituals for the public's peace of mind since....you are tired, are you not?"

"Silence-"

"You were sold off to the church as a child, you have no friends, do not know your family, the church is all you know, all you are, all you will ever be.-"

"Cease your words-"

"You have so much more potential, so much untapped power, you are who I have sought for millenia."

wait, what?

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676 notes - Posted June 30, 2022

#2

hihi! may i request genshin men/women whom you wouldn’t expect to cry or break down easily crying in the reader’s lap? no specific gender for the reader hehe

OHOHOHOHO HELL YEAH

sorry this was so late, had to pull a sicky from work yesterday because If i didn't I think I would have really had a gd mental breakdown, so I needed rest, and apparently so do

Diluc, Jean, Zhongli, Ningguang, Childe, The Kamisato siblings and Yae.

Fluff, comfort, sadtimes, lotsa smoochies

Diluc

When he breaks, it's quiet at first, barely a sniffle as he turns his head into your belly to hide his face.

However it doesn't remain quiet for long. Years of grief and pain will do that to a person, especially one who insists that he's fine on his own, bottling up his emotions and his true thoughts until he physically, mentally and emotionally just can't do it anymore and it explodes outwards with harsh, wracking sobs.

There isn't much you can say comfort-wise, you know why he's upset, you know there's no bringing his father back, there's no reversing everything. So instead you sit and you card your fingers through that stupidly soft mop of red and you hum quietly, sounds and touches for him to slowly focus on when he's ready.

You wont speak of it afterwards, these private moments with diluc are to remain exactly that. the fact that he trusted you enough to come to you when he felt that vunerable was special enough.

Jean

The poor, overworked, underappreciated acting grandmaster. She was always friendly and approachable, uncaring that at times, her job seemed thankless. which is exactly why you're caught so off-guard when you decide to show your appreciation by bringing her a Pizza, fresh from good hunter, to share for lunch.

She blinks down at the meal on her desk, and then back up at you, and at first, you think you'd done something wrong, but then she sniffles and tries to rub at her eyes, and before long there's torrents of tears and you're so caught off guard that the only thing your brain tells you to do is pull her into an embrace and just let her cry it out.

She's muttering apologies the entire time between wet, shaky sobs and you can only shake your head, tell her it's alright, let it out.

You make a mental note to kick some of her higher-standing officers into gear and have them show her little acts of appreciation more often, if simply bringing her a pizza had caused all this.

Once she's finally calmed though, she smiles at you, soft and warm, if still a little wet.

As it turns out, lukewarm pizza tastes amazing after a good cry.

Zhongli

The usually stoic ex-archon of liyue? considering how much he'd seen, felt, loved and lost in his lifetime, it's really a wonder he didn't cry more.

Even then, he's very...quiet about it. Simply laying his head in your lap without a word, which was the first clue something was off, for him not to be speaking, the second clue was that he hadnt asked. In all the time you'd known him, Zhongli always asked before doing anything, be it as simple as holding your hand, or kissing you.

So you can only sigh softly when you see the glimmer of gold slide down his cheek, his eyes shut, but his brows furrowed, before another golden tear slips out, and another.

You don't ask him what the matter is, there could be several thousand, or there could be one. He would tell you in time.

You simply run your thumbs across his cheeks, collecting the little golden tears, even they tingle with his raw geo energy, and are sinfully beautiful for such a sad moment.

When he finally opens his eyes again, you smile and lean down to press a kiss to his forehead. He could very well have had a full break down, to cry and scream and sob, but he never does. Part of you wonders if that's due to his own self control, or if he simply...didn't know that was an option. But he smiles back at you today, and mumbles a quiet apology, one you wave away

Despite this, he does not deign to move for some time, nor do you force him to. you might not have godly levels of patience like him, but for him? you'd happily sit forever.

Ningguang

It is so very rare for the Tianquan to finally snag a moment alone, and in those moments, she often chooses to spend with you. She apparently very much enjoyed the fact that you treat her like a regular person, treated her as an equal and not as a ruler. Which is why it was you who most often saw her cry, but even then, these events were few and far between.

This one however, you had somewhat expected. The jade chamber, her dream, her lifes goal, now lay in ruin, sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Everyone had branded Lady Ningguang once again as a hero, a noble sacrifice... That didn't mean she wasn't allowed to be sad about losing all her hard work. which is why, whent he dust had settled, she'd come to you. The look on her face was all you needed to open your arms and let her engulf you.

Her grief is loud, screaming sobs that remain muffled by your shoulder, sharp nails scratching your back as she lets that sadness consume her, and you smile, because she needed this, even if it was ugly, even if it hurt.

It feels like hours before she finally begins to settle, her chest heaving with the exhertion of such forceful emotion, and she slumps. you're there to catch her, you always would be, winding your arms around her middle, rubbing her back and mumruring words of comfort and reassurance.

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🌊 - hehehe, okay so we all know that sex can be super awkward and as someone who loves a good fluffy laugh and cute moment between something serious and intimate, genshin men having that one awkward or funny moment during sex that just makes them laugh.

i just want me some soft genshin characters and smut with feels-

ehehehe this one goes out to all the awkward flounderers!

Ft: Diluc, Zhongli, Childe & Thoma!

Nsfw, smut, general chaos, Bully Ayaka hours

LESSGO-

Diluc

¤ For the most eligable batchelor in Mondstadt, Diluc is only one thing and one thing only, something you don't find out until he takes you to bed.

¤ Two words: awkward. virgin.

¤ you both are in fact. oops.

¤ "Y-you're a...? o-oh!" it's said in synch as you both sit up, stark naked, staring at eachother. You know what they say about assuming, and apparently you'd both assumed that the other had some semblance of an idea of what to do.

¤ So now you're both stuck in this little...situation, horny and clueless.

¤ You expect that to be that, that you'd both calm down, re-dress and call it a night, try again next week maybe after you've both absolutely raided the library on resources; you're not sure why but the thought makes you snicker.

¤ You're also not sure why but your snicker breaks something in Diluc, who cracks with a wheeze, and before you know it, you're both laughing, laughing until your sides hurt, and then you'd look up at eachothers tear-stained faces and lose it all over again.

¤ Somehow through it all, once the laughter has subsided, you both end up falling back into the sheets, bodies intertwined, with the silent conviction that you'd figure it out from there.

¤ Diluc personally brings you pancakes with ice cream the next morning, he's a sweetheart like that.

Zhongli

¤ He'd made sure the night was perfect, of course he had, it's Zhongli.

¤ Lovely dinner, serene walk along the docks, candles, glaze lily petals, the whole nine-yards, because he'd been courting you for nearly a damn year and the moment you'd told him you were ready, he began planning.

¤ You were so very pliant under his gentle touch, you'd already admitted that pleasure was something you'd scarcely felt, and never with someone else, but your reactions were lovely.

¤ He was absolutely meticulous with it all, keeping tabs on every little reaction, it had been a very, very long time since he'd last taken a mate, he wanted this experience to feel as good for you as it did him.

¤ so your comment comes so wildly out of left field that it has him stopping dead in his tracks.

¤ It's as he finally sheds away the last of his clothing, you'd been naked before him for so very long now it seemed unfair to leave you alone like this. You knew of his past identity and all that came with it, the reasons he always covered his arms and hands, to hide away the marks of an archon who'd toiled the land with his people for centuries. You also knew of his more carnal form, which is why it really shouldn't have surprised him, but considering how breathless and wanton you'd been just moments before...

¤ "Huh....No ridges....oh...oh I said that out loud didn't I?"

¤ Your eyes meet in silence for a moment, you look absolutely embarassed and terrified; you thought that of all the things that may have carried over into his new human vessel, apparently a ridged dick had been one of them.

¤ So it comes as a welcome relief to you when Zhongli laughs, pure, hearty, a very rare sound, and yet here he is, with his forehead pressing into your shoulder, knelt between your legs, laughing. If Zhongli's laugh was one thing, it was contagious, and soon your worries melt away with the laughter.

¤ To his credit, he does offer to change up his form a little if ridges are what you desired, easily shifting the mood right back into a heady, intimate state.

¤ You think, at least for tonight, perhaps a human dick would be the better option.

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I posted 3,855 times in 2022

That's 3,609 more posts than 2021!

648 posts created (17%)

3,207 posts reblogged (83%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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@phantoids

@journal-number-3

@las-nevadas-corporate

I tagged 1,355 of my posts in 2022

#lr likes your art - 182 posts

#dsmp - 75 posts

#ua reblogs - 47 posts

#lehhohgoeszoom - 34 posts

#cdc reblogs - 29 posts

#cw food - 29 posts

#haha - 27 posts

#yeah - 27 posts

#passing ships - 27 posts

#creb - 26 posts

Longest Tag: 137 characters

#you know i don’t remember what an ost is but there are many people who go by ranboo and followers knowing your music taste isn’t atypical

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

@americans how many blazes are you getting???

i see a lot of post complaining about blazed posts but im in australia so ive gotten literally like none

15 notes - Posted September 26, 2022

#4

you know i rewatched the whole minecraft bu the sky is eating the world thing where mr soot kept saying that he was being an iron slut

i am beign a whore for copper. i need more fucking copper. 64 of those only translate to 7 blocks (and there should be an extra one but there isn;t because... maht?)

listen I have this massive room and it’s made of snow. and copper. 

16 notes - Posted August 31, 2022

#3

“At this rate I see literally no difference between kicking your ass out of the balcony and not.” oh my god.

this is the bullshit that keeps my love of centricide going

how would one describe centricide, genuinely? EDIT: oh my god I am so sorry I forgot to mention this is a quote from the politi-girl fanfic series on ao3 sorry for forgetting to give credit to @politigirls on ao3

19 notes - Posted July 7, 2022

#2

you know, with all this reboot stuff, i just want to say that the ccs... idk, i feel like they dont completely get how funky the fans are. they’ll be real upset that you tore away the plot and characters and storylines they drew to love with a potential of everything failing more, and many will pull away

but even more so, i think many will stay.

im not sure if they realise that dsmp is really important to a lot of people, and how upsetting it would be to have it torn away after waiting and being paitient, endless fan content and community based around a plot that essentially got “Abandoned Work: Unfinished or Discontinued” slapped on it, but its important enough that even when you mock your fans for being there, even when you fuck them over, etc, etc, they will still watch because it was so good and they care enough and hope enough that theyll keep going until you reach really really shit

yeah lol. idk man

25 notes - Posted July 10, 2022

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for me specifically as a teenager who has asthma, i just. maybe its just me, but i swear it can’t be. asthma is this frustrating creature who you get very sick of very quickly. when i have an asthma attack, i might be experiencing like. physcial struggle to breathe but cognitively im just annoyed and tired, and the most emotional reaction you’ll probably get out of me is just frustration or a little bit of fear if it goes on a little bit too long.

everyone is prickish about it, when i was younger i could never participate in sport and people thought i was so lucky when everything just hurt and my head was always light and the office ladies fucking despised me. no one wants to call it a real disability (what else is it? I dare you, tell me what a disability is), it makes you scared to do things, you dont want to run that race or try that sport because you know you won’t be able to do it. you need breaks while running. inhalers are more expensive the price stacks up over time 

like when i have an asthma attack, i literally cannot just breathe. that is the entire problem. i cannot do breathing exercises, it does not matter whehter or not i look you in the eyes, i need the medication for my chronic illness. 

i had this whole thing where a bunch of student in primary school like year 5-6 made videos about me, mocking me and calling me asthma attack girl, and pretending to have asthma attacks to be like look at (name) and how much shes faking!! and putting them online and they got a lot of shares. 

“stop doing that stupid wheezing thing and just breathe” “why are you coughing like that? don’t you want to breathe?” “look at me, no, NO, HEY, HEY, look at me and breathe in- NO NO, BREATHE in and hey no-” “you just lost control of yourself, you need to stay in control and not give in to the asthma”

like. fuck you. treat us with respect. also because your ableism is easy to clown on. 

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He compartido 20.599 publicaciones este 2022

122 publicaciones originales (1 %)

20.477 reblogueos (99 %)

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#lonelyeyes: 66 publicaciones

#peter lukas: 64 publicaciones

#tma: 60 publicaciones

#flurby gets an ask: 55 publicaciones

#the magnus archives: 51 publicaciones

#elias bouchard: 46 publicaciones

#myartf: 38 publicaciones

#flurby art: 37 publicaciones

#god au: 20 publicaciones

#yes: 18 publicaciones

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#but its just fun plus the way to find the soulmate is always the most interesting part concept wise and i utterly love it as world building

Mis publicaciones más populares este 2022:

5

A fic list of mine because why not! Pretty much all lonelyeyes my dudes i only commit to one sort of content and its bastard old man.

Buzzfeed Unsolved the strange life of Gerard Keay you like buzzfeed unsolved and Tma? I got you covered.

They are only human A twist in canon in which most of the pupulation are descendants of supernatural creatures. Lonelyeyes of course, but we can see the archive crew pov occasionally too.

Back to black a TMAxSCP foundation crossover, post s3. Elias and Peter get stuck in the foundation as subjects. Mind the tags please.

You spin my head right round, right round Peter is stuck in a timeloop repeating the day he dies over and over again.

The haunting of Mooreland Manor Ghosts and Peter childhood being even more fucked up than regular canon by a long shot.

Welcome to Wonderland Tma characters as wonderland characters, with the fun appereance of canon Jon as this is his somewhere else.

Time of your life Time travel shenanigans, in which child Peter and Jonah end up in the care of their adults selves, childish crushes gallore.

God damn you got me in love again Urban Fantasy lonelyeyes, with tatto shop/flower shop setting. Witch Peter and Eldritch monster Elias.

Oh Dear how do the seasons change when im with you A hades and persephone reimagination. It is a long work but a favourite of mine.

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You know when an idea wont leave you alone till you do it? Well this is it. Poor Martin having to listen to these two.

I live for Peter dancing like a dad he is just adorable. Elias you little devil (affectionate)

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Honestly I like to think that the divorce thing started out as Lonelyeyes running a scam on the Lukas family. The Lukases never would have let Peter give Elias funding if they had thought that they were actually happy together, so they started dramatically pretending to be bitter and miserable and breaking up all the time so that Peter's family wouldn't suspect they actually had a good and loving relationship.

GHFFDK ANON I WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND, this is the funniest and crafitiest idea ever.

Just the mental image of Elias and Peter sitting down one afternoon and planing how to potantially get the Lukas out of their trail so they can be happy in private is hilarious.

I have my own idea that they have fake divorces on a list, so that they can complain about something and write it down as a motive to split up while not actually doing it cause its too much effort.

But this? This actually makes the serial divorcee thing much more fun cause its a scheme to get the Lukas to fuck off from their business. Elias and Peter must feel so clever whenever anyone mentions the break ups, internally they must be laughing their ass off and thinking of their last date.

shgkfd this is a gift i love it, thank you so much for sharing this with me. I would love to do a one shot about it eventually cause it sounds hilarious. Bless you anon.

105 notas. Fecha de publicación: 27 de abril de 2022

Mi publicación más popular de 2022

The backgrounds for Elias and Peter's cellphones i used for @lonelyeyesweek

In case anyone wanted to use them

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I posted 1,760 times in 2022

That's 565 more posts than 2021!

7 posts created (0%)

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I tagged 1,411 of my posts in 2022

Only 20% of my posts had no tags

#funny - 108 posts

#ahsoka tano - 61 posts

#tales of the jedi - 42 posts

#lotr - 37 posts

#captain rex - 33 posts

#the clone wars - 27 posts

#the bad batch - 27 posts

#stargate sg1 - 26 posts

#tales of the jedi spoilers - 26 posts

#the elder scrolls - 25 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#do you know how many times i've flipped to a random page because i didn't know what to read and it was like god slapped me upside the head?

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

There have been so many times where this song was my prayer to God. I've sung it in the car as I've driven back to school after a weekend at home, crying, feeling lost and scared and a little hopeless because I had no clue where God was taking my life or what would happen after college. I've sobbed it while out for a drive just needing to get away because I was struggling with feelings of insecurity, inadequacy, loneliness, and hopelessness. So many times this song has been my plea. But also my pledge. Singing along, from my heart, telling God that I CHOOSE His hope, even if I don't feel it.

2 notes - Posted October 25, 2022

#4

I had a VERY vivid dream about cotton candy this afternoon. Being sick is weird.

2 notes - Posted March 6, 2022

#3

From my dearest @madivandoren who kindly reminded me my asks weren't turned on 😅🤣 (they are now😘)

asks are turned off, but for the Spotify wrapped: 17, 47, and 64 (my fave numbers) :)

17: "Carry You" by Ruelle, Fleurie

47: "Five Foot Three" by Flannel Graph

64: "Exeunt" by The Oh Hellos

Yep, all good songs 🎵

4 notes - Posted November 30, 2022

#2

In s1e11: “Devil’s Deal”, Crosshair is shown chewing a toothpick again. I don’t remember him doing that the entire time he was under the influence of the inhibitor chip, and this is the first episode where we see him after it gets blasted. That is the kind of brilliant symbolism and visual cues I love to see in storytelling.

36 notes - Posted October 24, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Did I wake up and immediately watch Tales of the Jedi. Yes. Yes, I did. And you know one of the things I loved most?

It feels right.

What do I mean? Well, it feels like these stories, these characters and situations and scenes have always been a part of The Clone Wars. It feels like I'm just rediscovering episodes that have always existed in the canon of the show that I loved as a kid and a teen. They fill in little cracks--little breathing spaces of mystery between the moments I watched growing up. Nothing seems out of place, forced, or unusual. It very much feels like the work of George Lucas' team.

And I love that.

I adore The Bad Batch, and it certainly feels like the successor, if you will, to The Clone Wars. And I love how TBB sort of fills in certain cracks and spaces between TCW and Rebels, linking the two even more concretely. But it still feels very different from TCW. Different, not bad.

But that's not what Tales of the Jedi felt like. It was The Clone Wars. Just more stories that feel like they've always been there, we've just never seen them.

Well done, Dave and team. Well done.

199 notes - Posted October 26, 2022

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I posted 19,919 times in 2022

232 posts created (1%)

19,687 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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@origulator

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I tagged 1,587 of my posts in 2022

#ruff - 18 posts

#yeah - 18 posts

#oh my god - 11 posts

#me - 10 posts

#prev tags - 6 posts

#youtube - 5 posts

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#fr - 4 posts

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Longest Tag: 140 characters

#if i don’t understand (or more importantly if i don’t want to understand) a piece of art because i’m broke then it probably wasn’t very good

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Guys who don’t have a lot of body/facial hair, or are not very large, or are not “daddy” old yet or are transitioning, or feel excluded because it feels like most bears aren’t brown or asian, or aren’t GNC, or overall feel you don’t match the stereotypical image of “Bear”, yet still identify as one?

You are a Bear. I love you. I see you. I believe in you! Whether you’re aspiring to change your body in one way or another or are happy exactly how you are, you are welcome in the Brotherhood. We all love you so much. Being a Bear is about so much more than your outward appearance. It doesn’t matter how you look, you belong here. If you think you do, you do. You are one of us, and I’m so happy to call you my brother/sibling. 🐻

60 notes - Posted June 24, 2022

#4

I will help you write.

Hey all! I’m in a bit of a tough spot this month. Rent is fast approaching and I’m probably going to be short. I’ve already reached out to my friends and family and none of them are in a good position to help me, or already helped me last month. I just moved to my dream apartment in a new city and I would really appreciate the help.

Services I’m willing to provide include editing, proofreading, ghostwriting, and illustration. Pricing for these services will vary depending on the request, however I’m more than willing to work with whatever you can provide. Generally speaking if your commission involves any writing on my part, beit creative or collaborative, I’d generally work for around $2 per page.

Donations are always appreciated as well! I can be reached through tumblr messaging if you have a request, or would like to donate to my paypal. Any help is appreciated! Thank you for reading!

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#3

Taika Waititi just throwing this one out there: Gay Cowboy show starring Lil Nas X as a heroic young deputy and Orville Peck as a masked Zorro-esque vigilante. Gimme a call I’ll help write it.

105 notes - Posted March 29, 2022

#2

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I was just reading about the cambrian era and

How can we all gush over hallucigenia and eurypterids and anomalocaris and not talk about what the Earth looked like at the time.

It’s so beautiful. It’s a whole different planet. So young and full of so many trilobites. How amazing is that.

480 notes - Posted April 8, 2022

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I posted 947 times in 2021

230 posts created (24%)

717 posts reblogged (76%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 3.1 posts.

I added 904 tags in 2021

#art rec - 254 posts

#fic rec - 209 posts

#asks - 71 posts

#witcher - 64 posts

#the witcher - 59 posts

#ask game - 52 posts

#my fic - 51 posts

#jaskier - 51 posts

#geraskier - 47 posts

#geralt of rivia - 46 posts

Longest Tag: 137 characters

#thank god his name has an established tag because no way in a stone cold frozen hell would i have known how to spell all the rest of that

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

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#4

“Who are you?” Geralt asked.

“The man who’s gonna marry you,” the stranger answered. “I’m Jaskier.”

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#3

Oh hell yeah, you know I had to elevate this prompt.

2049 notes • Posted 2021-02-16 02:53:55 GMT

#2

“Dandelion,” Geralt repeated.

“That’s right.”

“Then why call yourself Jaskier when we met?”

Jaskier looked off into the distance, staring somewhere beyond the trees and farmlands that lay below. The campfire flickered and cracked, the wood hissing, popping between them. Its light cast long shadows over his face, aging that which would never grow old enough to wrinkle.

“I suppose I wanted to escape it. To become something else,” he said. He twiddled the buttercup between his fingers, regarding it with a wistful air. “I’d rather I were something poisonous. Something not to be used. A buttercup doesn’t disappear quite so easily. I’d wish it, but I can’t use the wish myself. It is meant for someone else.”

“Is it a curse?” Geralt asked.

Jaskier shook his head. “No. It’s worse than that, I’m afraid. It’s my nature. My purpose in all this. I’m here to give one wish, to see it granted, and to disappear. I don’t know who sent me or why, or for whom the wish is meant, but that’s my lot. I suppose destiny will make itself known in time.”

“That’s a shit lot,” Geralt said.

“It is. Yes, I suppose it is rather shit to be make something so undesirable, to be nothing but a tool for the use of others, no destiny of your own but that which you can scrape together between the hours.”

Geralt looked at him from the corner of his eye. The meaning was not lost on him. “Do you have to grant the wish when it comes?” he asked. He could not imagine Jaskier being forced into anything he did not choose. Were dandelions not also stubborn, impossible to be rid of? Impossible to control?

Jaskier looked back. All he could offer was a shrug in reply. “Melitele knows,” he said.

-

A dandelion is an unwanted thing. It is taken only by those starving in hard times, a desperate nourishment, last chosen. Romantic fools will croon over them, but still those romantic hands will tear them from the stem to be used as an accessory to a passing fancy, soon to be left somewhere to be pressed and forgotten between the pages of poems or left withered alone, just as forgotten in a vase, in a corner, as a cast-off in the fields where children play fickle games.

What good is a dandelion? What harm? If it is not a pest, it is too insignificant to be bothered with. It is nothing. It is torn to pieces to grant a wish.

“If life could grant me one blessing,” Geralt said, “it would be to take you off my hands.”

Jaskier stood above him, looking down with his strange eyes, his expression hollow and far away. He clenched his hands at his sides. He set his jaw and nodded. And it was like nothing at all to speak, the words drifting soft on the wind.

“If that is your wish.”

And he was gone, as if he’d been plucked from the world by the hands of a careless god. He left nothing in his wake, just as he’d never been. Nothing but a wide-eyed disbelief and a sudden chill in Geralt’s blood.

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At long last, it’s the coast! I decided to color this one after all. I just liked it too much to leave it as lineart.

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Master Post

If you’re looking for my Master List, check out this link:

https://shutupanddance.tumblr.com/masterlist

Okay cool cats and kittens, I’m creating this master post to help you navigate my page and stay updated :) It will be pinned to my blog, and it will have my fandom list, my prompt list, my to-do list, any current events, and a few frequently asked questions. So, looking for information about requesting? Suggestions for requests? Or wondering what I’m currently working on? Don’t know if I’ve received your request? This is the place to look! Just keep on reading <3

Current Events 

None!

Fandoms

Here are the fandoms I write for!!

+ Marvel (MCU)

+ DC (DCU)

+ Sherlock

+ Star Wars (trilogies, Clone Wars, Rebels, Mandalorian)

+ Star Trek (reboots, original series)*

+ Pacific Rim

+ Knives Out

+ Night at the Museum

+ LOTR / The Hobbit

+ Jurassic Park/World

+ The West Wing*

+ NCIS*

*fandoms that you will see the most of on my blog.

Prompt List

(Does not include prompts from any current events) Here are some prompts that you can use for your request, or for your own writing! As a reminder, not all of these prompts are properly credited. Please let me know if you have the original creator’s @!

#1: “I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”

#2: “Should I ask why you have a knife in your purse?”

”It’s a dagger, actually, and no you shouldn’t.”

#3: “Close your eyes and listen. And trust me.”

#4: Rosemary, broken glass, and an old gun.

#5: “Do you remember when I loved you?”

”No.”

”Good, because I never did.”

#6: “He saw the notice in the paper.”

”Why would you let him see the paper?”

”What was I supposed to do, eat it?”

#7: “I didn’t catch your name!”

”I didn’t throw it.”

#8: “I’m not better than you, but at least I’m not you. And right now, that’s worth a whole lot.”

#9: Romantic dinner, but something is wrong.

#10: Forehead kisses during an apocalypse

#11: “This isn’t BBC Sherlock! You can’t just run around administering justice as you see fit!

#12: Trying to get a smoke detector to shut up

#13: Falling out of a closet during Hide N Seek

#14: Revealing a dark secret, but it turns out that they already know

#15: Once upon a midnight dreary

#16: The odds were never in our favor

#17: If I should die, think only this of me

#18: Attack hugs

#19: Afraid of ladybugs

#20: The dumb*ss God couldn’t stop

#21: “There’s a rumor going around that you’re the one to ask if someone needs to acquire rare and dangerous objects.”

”There’s a rumor going around that you’re an undercover cop.”

#22: A parking lot, a coroner, and snails

#23: “You’re the only person I know who calls me that.”

#24: This is not a drill.

#25: It’s the price we pay to feel

#26: A character is cleaning/sweeping the floor when someone walks by with dirty shoes (via @writingprompts365 )

#27: “I’m back from my mission!”

““You failed it.”

““How’d you know?”

They point at the TV.

#28: A character is pushed into some bushes/plants/flowers (via @writingprompts365 )

#29: A character picks up a very shiny rock (same @)

#30: A character combs another character’s hair (same)

#31: A character is forced to have a conversation with someone they don’t like (same)

#32: Laughing hysterically at their own joke

#33: Stuck under the same umbrella

#34: ““Well, this is a nice change of scenery!”

““It’s a jail cell.”

““I was being sarcastic.”

#35: ““Let me just be perfectly clear that this was not my fault.”

#36: ““Can I buy you coffee? For old times sake?”

#37: Fake dating

#38: Huddling for warmth

#39: Being high on painkillers and confessing undying love to everyone

#40: “That’s starting to get annoying.”

#41: “I fell asleep on the bus and woke up here.”

#42: “It’s freaking cold.”

#43: “You’re not exactly known for your great ideas.”

#44: ““Can you keep a secret?”

#45: Character A lives above character B, and always drives B insane with how much stomping they do. One day, A’s foot goes right through the floor, into B’s apartment.

#45: Character A and Character B, sworn enemies, are chosen to prepare the company Christmas Party.

#46: you’re a security guard at an art gallery and you held the door for me so I left you a note in the door where we met I hope you read it

#47: Person A and Person B both trying to break into the same place on the same night by accident, only to be chased by the police upon meeting and having to hide in a closet/cupboard/safe together until they leave.

#48: the first and the last word they said to each other

#49: your kid hates my kid

#50: ‘picking them up’ hugs

#51: an incredibly loud and painful high-five

#52: "Let me fix that for you."

#53: “Can’t we listen to something else? We’ve been listening to this CD for three hours now.”

“You know, I would but the CD slot is broken so it’s either this or talk to each other.”

“I wouldn’t mind talking.”

“[turns up the music louder]”

#54: "My kiss quota for the day hasn't been filled. I need a thousand more."

#55: Person A making fun of Person B's bed head

#56: Squeeze three times for “I love you”

#57: writing a love letter but keeping it to themselves

#58: Messing around in IKEA

#59: “Hey - what’re you hiding behind your back?”

#60: going to a bookshop and selecting books for each other

#61: smiling at each other from across the room

#62: arms wrapping around your waist from behind while you’re on a phone call

#63: “ rich coming from the guy who tried to kill me three days ago. “

#64: message in a bottle

#65: becoming the parents of the friend group as soon as they start dating

#66: “I love you.”

“Ouch.”

#67: “We...we did it. We did it! Oh my God, I could kiss you.”

“Well, don’t be shy.”

My To-Do List

Here is everything that I’m currently working on! If you’ve sent a request in, and I see it, it should pop up here!

REQUEST SLOTS: FULL

+ Sherlock / Reader (not requested) undetermined topic

+ Rusty Ryan / Reader (not requested) #4

+ Sam Seaborn / Reader (requested) slow dancing

*anything with an asterisks has already been started.

Tag List

@girloncorneliastreet​ for The West Wing

@wolviesbabes​ for Gibbs / Reader

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I submit a request? When you look at my blog, there is a link titled “Asks/Requests”. Click that, and submit something!

How specific does my request have to be? More detail is always better if you’re looking for something specific, but if you’re not picky, it’s no big deal! Even if you just say “could I have some more Spock content please?” I’ll answer it!

Do you write smut? Nope! Not for me.

Are your requests open? Not at the moment! They will be soon, though.

What do I do if your requests are closed? Send it later, when they’re open again!

Do you have a master list? I do! I also have a tag called #masterlist, which all of my work is under. You can access the master list itself by navigating to the page on my blog, or just clicking the link at the top of this post!

What’s your name? You can call me C :)

Why didn’t you reblog my post about social justice? In order to avoid burnout for myself and my followers, I am doing my best to keep this blog free of anything other than fan content. This does not mean that I disagree or agree with you, it just means that I’m not commenting. I do not need to participate in internet social justice activity when I am already an activist on other platforms, including real life.

What can I send asks or messages about? Anything!! Life updates, random questions, whatever! I love to hear from you <3

That’s all, folks!

[facewithoutheart]

AO3 Stats Meme!

Thanks for tagging me @captain-aralias; I do love stats and I finally have the brain power to dive into some of mine.

For some backstory, I started reading fics in the summer of 2020 and wrote my first fanfic in November 2020.

Total works: 64 Average word count: 6,968 Average hits count: 950 Average Kudos count: 96 Average no. of comment threads:  15 Average no. of Bookmarks: 19

Some musings on works closest to the average 👇

Closest to Average word count (6,979)

We Used To Be Friends (AKA Mean-O-Ween) - love that this fic gets a spot on the board. I loved writing this; it's sweet, it's sexy, it has Baz in a leotard, what more can you want? It's also my first Halloween fic, which isn't something I ever expected to write AND I get to showcase my love for The Dandy Warhols. I feel like in so many ways this fic shows what I love most about my writing: lyrics as inspiration, characters who are complicated but try their best, some sexual tension, a dash of feels, lots of comedic relief, and, of course, a happy ending. Maybe it was the timing on this fic's publication, but I never really felt like it gained traction in the fandom. But I'm still oh-so-proud of it <3

Closest to Average hits count (953)

Tale As Old As Time - oh boy, my first fanfic LOL. Love that it still gets traction, even though I'm terrified of re-reading it; I know it's a bit of a mess (I forgot all about one of the plot lines and gave this just... like... the crackiest ending). Still, I worked a lot with side characters on this fic and I'm glad that's something I still do with my stories. In some ways, I think this may be my funniest fic because I literally did not give a damn about plot. But it's all from memory: Agatha as Simon's horse, Simon's inability to shutthefuckup around Baz, Dev as a clock, Malcolm as a footstool... just. All around Christina-curse-brain-fic.

Closest to Average Kudos count (96)

2 fast 2 vroom: the vroomening - I'm going to point to this fic as the first smut I wrote where I really fucking tried. The first time I re-read the smut and thought, ok yes this still sounds sexy to me. It also introduces one of my favorite personal tropes: Simon as a little shit. And, most importantly, my best unintentional pun because it is a FIC ABOUT RIMMING set in my vroom-vroom-verse and I did that COMPLETELY by accident. To me, this is what I strive for in most of my smut: sex that doesn't take itself too seriously between two people who are down for anything so long as its consensual.

Closest to Average no. of comment threads (15)

Tale As Old As Time clocks in at 15, but I've already covered that so I'm going to talk about my runners-up:

vroom vroom 2: Watford Drift (14) - love highlighting this fic I wrote for @martsonmars because she implanted the idea of Cars role-play and I couldn't get it out of my head. It's also the fic that I think cemented our friendship and that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. However, it suffers from the sophomore slump in terms of reader interaction (falling behind vroom vroom the origin story and 2 fast 2 vroom), which makes me a little sad because I find it infinitely more funny than the first vroom vroom. God... the convoy quote alone! And @mostlymaudlin's inspired "Grr," he grrs line. I feel like this fic pushed the limits of how cracky a story of mine could be while still holding a plot.

Green Is The Color (14) - so it kind of tracks that this fic would come next! This fic was my first venture into writing kink, and I was so, so, so nervous about it (it's possible I'd stumbled into kink in other fics, but this time I tried). The reception for this fic really surprised me, because, while I liked it, I wasn't sure if the weird elements would play together. Also I wrote half of the smut while on the way to a Halloween bonfire which always makes me laugh.

Closest to Average no. of Bookmarks (19)

2 fast 2 vroom: the vroomening clocks in with 19 bookmarks but, again, it's already place on this

Fucking Ruthless (22) - OOPs I literally wrote a whole thing about the WRONG fic! HAHAHA ok well. I actually forget about this fic, clearly. But it's a fun little romp that I also have complicated feelings about because it starts one way and completely flips. I do love the idea of Simon as a tease and how different their needs in sex are, but how they match in so many ways. Oh boy. So embarrassed I wrote the WRONG fic explanation. Sigh...

Tagging @sillyunicorn (maybe you could do this with your songs somehow??) @martsonmars @palimpsessed @mostlymaudlin @tea-brigade & anyone else who wants to look at this I just only tagged people who I know for certain have backlogs of content like me (although like, half of my fics are from the last two months I think)

[nymph1e]

I posted 6,197 times in 2021

396 posts created (6%)

5801 posts reblogged (94%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 14.6 posts.

I added 356 tags in 2021

#loki spoilers - 75 posts

#tfatws spoilers - 64 posts

#loki - 56 posts

#lol - 32 posts

#snk spoilers - 24 posts

#spiderman spoilers - 22 posts

#tfatws - 22 posts

#venom 2 spoilers - 22 posts

#nonbinary - 22 posts

#spider man spoilers - 17 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#huh yeah why dont we not tell gay men struggling to be themselves in a world where toxic masculinity constantly tries to push them that they

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

oh my GOD guys the BEACH scene. The LOVE confession. I saw it mentioned on here before I watched the movie that Eddie pulled Venom up on it but nobody says how pleased he is with it?! Like He's smiling and teasing him and clearly fucking delighted. And Venom is clearly a little embarressed so Eddie drops it and - wow it's so much cuter than I thought it would be.

1565 notes • Posted 2021-10-02 04:05:04 GMT

#4

See the full post

1943 notes • Posted 2021-06-30 12:42:39 GMT

#3

There's comically missing the point and then there's holy fuck what is in your skull cavity, 'cause it sure as fuck ain't brains

3049 notes • Posted 2021-09-19 11:05:03 GMT

#2

Does anyone else like watching the progression of ship names and conventions and how they change depending on the fandom? Like, for instance, in anime, you often use the first one or two syllables of the characters name and put them together so: kiribaku, sasusaku, etc.

But then an OLD anime, specifically yaoi fandom, convention was to use the order to indicate the “seme” (top) and “uke” (bottom. my GOD the fact that I can remember this smh), so sasunaru or narusasu.

And then in western fandom, you used to have a slash, so luke/leia, kirk/spock, which of course, gave rise to the slash fandom name. Because people would say “I like x slash y, you know, as a relationship”. Then, for a long time you’d often have a portmanteau of two characters names, depending on if there was a similarity between them, typically at the vowel: spirk, klance, destiel, sterek. But NOW it’s gravitating more towards mashing the whole name or a nickname together: deancas, sambucky.

But then, you can also get really fandom-specific naming conventions, like Invader Zim, with ZaDR or ZaDF where the ship name was an acronym for the characters involved, and the relationship style, romance or friendship in this case.

And of course, it’s all very fluid, so you’ll see all of these naming conventions (and more!) mixing and matching through different fandoms and times.

4289 notes • Posted 2021-03-27 04:39:00 GMT

#1

the reason venom 2 and jennifer's body are the same is because straight men are so used to being the only group catered to unless explicity told otherwise (i.e. "chick flicks") that when they have just a regular movie that wasn't made explicitly for them, they throw a hissy fit

12092 notes • Posted 2021-10-02 06:56:18 GMT

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[dysphorie]

fanfic 20 questions game

(I'm gonna answer this solely from my current ao3 account, rather than including my old account like i did last time)

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

30!

2. What’s your total AO3 word count?

167,855

3. How many fandoms have you written for and what are they?

Naruto, marvel (stucky), star wars (kylux), dc, slipknot, motionless in white, technically marilyn manson tho I tend to see those characters as independent contractors lmao

4. What are your top five fics by kudos?

Filth: kinktober 2019 (127)

The last temptation of chris (80)

See you in hell, boys (64)

Crash into me (60)

The lost art of keeping a secret (53)

5. Do you respond to comments, why or why not?

I do, usually. Like i make a concerted effort to, but I've totally dropped the ball on my last fics and it's been so long that I don't feel like I can go back and reply to them now :/

6. What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

Oh god. I write so many angsty endings. Probably "neckfreak" or "strange glue"

7. What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending?

I'm gonna go with "of recklessness and water", and "see you in hell, boys"

8. Do you write crossovers? If yes, what’s the craziest thing you’ve written?

Eh, i think atm I've only really written slipknot x manson members, and none of that has been that crazy tbh, but i have a BIG crossover event coming in the future of a fic, and that's kinda exciting

9. Have you ever received hate on a fic?

Uh aye, it's me we're talking about here lmao

10. Do you write smut? If so what kind?

I basically exclusively write smut, and idk how to answer what kind. Like, the smutty kind?

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Thankfully not (not a whole fic anyway), and if i ever did i would go absolutely tonto on whoever was stupid enough to try

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Not that i know of

13. Have you ever co-written a fic?

Hell yeah! All the time, mostly with @wolfbad! And i want to write with @incredizort again

14. What’s your all time favorite ship?

Ugh this changes all the damn time. But probably 4/7

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

One where chris has jim prisoner in his basement. I just...can't get a grip on it

16. What’s your writing strengths?

I write good porn apparently. Idk what else, answers on a postcard plz

17. What’s your writing weaknesses?

(I'm leaving marina's answer here because yes same)

fucking pacing. also i can only write one thing in slightly different flavors but don't look at my fics too closely or you'll see they're all the same exact fic with various names plugged in

18. What’s your thought on writing dialogue in other languages in fic?

I wouldn't personally because i have exactly nil skill with languages other than english and i don't want to get things wrong, but like idc if other people do it

19. What was the first fandom you wrote for?

Excluding the stuff i wrote in school that i didn't realise til recently counted as fanfic, it's naruto

20. What’s your favorite fic you’ve written?

"In another life", always

I tag @skin--slave @incredizort @wolfbad @ijustdontknowsometimes @acidtonguez and anyone else who wants to do it!

(And I'm leaving cady's comment at the bottom here)

If any of you ever have any questions about any of my fics, or want to ask questions about details in my AU's, please send me an ask! I would love to discuss further.

[ameliapodcast]

I posted 762 times in 2021

198 posts created (26%)

564 posts reblogged (74%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 2.8 posts.

I added 722 tags in 2021

#the amelia project - 167 posts

#tap - 134 posts

#fanart - 72 posts

#artwork - 67 posts

#cocoacollabs - 54 posts

#ask - 51 posts

#cocoacollabs2021 - 49 posts

#episode artwork - 46 posts

#the interviewer - 43 posts

#cocoa spy - 39 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#i know i'm late again and i am so sorry but i have an exam in three days and my brain is ... what happens when you drown maltesers in cocoa

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Do you think the interviewer would wear the notorious rainbow suit from the target pride collection, asking for a friend (and not morbid curiosity)

Okay, it took me some time to find, but is this the one you mean? (Link is under the cut)

Because yes, he not only would, he does. It’s very important to him to show on which side he stands. He made homosexuality mandatory for one third of the population once, and he loves drama and attention. The only difference is that he doesn’t like to wear the tie, he prefers the bow-tie, if you want I can find a photo of it, he spills cocoa on it a lot and I sometimes clean it then!

- Intern

(Hey, please look under the cut ;) )

(Actual real human Intern from the Podcast here: thank you for that ask that made me laugh so loud I nearly woke my roommate. Someone draw this. Multiple someone's draw this. Oh my god. I want to make a separate post saying at the artists out there, please draw this, because he would, he so definitely would!)

64 notes • Posted 2021-06-05 13:35:22 GMT

#4

Since the whole 666 and then 669 69 days before Halloween, I can't stop thinking about it. I never had a Halloween. What does one... do? I know it has something to do with sweets and dressing up. Should I dress up? I KNOW it's August but... I know the Interviewer dressed up as a Vampire last year. Any suggestions? For everyone, of course, I need inspiration

ESPECIALLY considering the fact that there might be some Halloween happening here... You could say... A Halloween Special...?

78 notes • Posted 2021-08-24 15:40:52 GMT

#3

*sigh* oh to have a best frenemy that is just oneself from a different dimension. Also while we're at it: what about this guy? (That is of course the fancily dressed Obituary Writer of Crestfall, Idaho)

Wait, I know this guy! How do I know this guy? Have I seen him around? Have I met him? Heard him? In any case - and from a personal point of view, I'd call them siblings. But I'd be more curious about what the rest of you think on this one!

- P.A. Intern

PS. @deathbydyingpod what do you think?

82 notes • Posted 2021-07-03 09:22:39 GMT

#2

Episode 43 - Faith Griffith - Halloween Special

Listen here on Apple Podcasts or on Spotify, and find the transcript here

Not yet caught up? We recommend starting at the beginning!

*counts all the names the devil is called in this one* EXCUSE ME??? THE COCOA HAS GONE COLD???? I can excuse the devil's contract but I draw the line at fridging cocoa!

- Intern

128 notes • Posted 2021-10-29 15:17:18 GMT

#1

And here we go! There were some cast reveals on Twitter over the last week, and to end those, we'd like to announce Zach Valenti in the upcoming season 4 of the Amelia Project!

Was anyone else's starting-drug-podcast Wolf 359? Because it was mine!

Can anyone else literally not wait for the 15th of October? 11 days to go folks!

- Maty

137 notes • Posted 2021-10-04 19:14:11 GMT

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[writinglizards]

Fanfic Tag Game

Thanks for the tag @drowningbydegrees​!!!

How many works do you have on Ao3?

64, not counting the works I’ve anoned, for a variety of reasons.

What’s your total Ao3 word count?

518k.

What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

Between the Fights (I Still Need You)

This was my first fic in the witcher fandom??? And still the most popular??? We all really love our post mountain angst, don’t we?

Tell Me Honestly--How Could I Love Somebody Else?

AKA the “Jask flirts with Geralt when he’s drunk” fic. I desperately want to do a redux on this trope, it’s so much fun to write.

5 Time Geralt Deliberately Botched a Hunt so Jaskier Would Touch Him (and 1 Time He Didn’t Have To)

God. This is probably one of my favorites, honestly. Only time I’ve really done a proper 5+1.

Sorry (When You Leave Me)

AKA the mpreg fic. I’m still baffled why yall like this one so much??? It was 100% written in a fit because I’d just finished an mpreg fic that was...uh...not...great...and was overcome with “I could do that better” so I did. And I haven’t been able to stop since, ugh.

All We Need (One Last Chance)

Corvo fic, my beloved!!! I still have another idea for an adjacent fic, I’ve just gotta...find the time. Corvo vibes and oranges, anyone?

Do you respond to comments, why or why not?

I used to. Now I generally don’t? There are so many of you and only one of me, unfortunately. If I responded to everyone it’s all I’d ever do lmao.

What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending?

Genuinely, I have no idea. Most of what I write is happy ending because I like the catharsis of happy endings. Personally I’d probably say All We Need (One Last Chance) is the happiest, though. They’re both retired and in love!!! What more could you want?

What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

Oh, this feels like an even split between The Last Sense to Go and There isn’t Actually. On the one hand, main character death. On the other hand, extremely painful one sided relationship in which the other party is completely oblivious to the other’s feelings.

Do you write crossovers?

Not??? Exactly??? I think the closest is the daemon fic I did. I like taking traits from other genres and throwing them in, but not full on crossovers.

have you ever received hate on a fic?

I’ve never gotten blatant hate on Ao3, but I did when I was on fanfiction dot net as a teen just getting started, yes.

Do you write smut? if so, what kind?

Yes, and just about everything. Yall know this.

Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Yep! I did a few train fics with friends a while ago and I’ve got a co-fic in the works with another friend we haven’t touched in awhile, but will eventually be done...some day...

What’s your all-time favourite ship?

I am capable of one focus at a time, so right now? Geralt/Jaskier.

What’s a wip that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

RIP to I Said Some Things I Wish I Hadn’t (I Wish That We Could Talk About It). Maybe someday, but no time soon, that’s for sure.

What are your writing strengths?

Lengthy, long winded nonsense.

What are your writing weaknesses?

Short and concise nonsense.

What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

I am not bilingual enough for that, but it is VERY cool!! I love when others do it.

What was the first fandom you wrote for?

Naurto, as a wee baby middle schooler.

What’s your favourite fic you’ve written?

Probably Take Everything from Me (Take Time). I wrote it for Alex for her birthday but it was genuinely one of the most delightful stories to tell. I had a great time writing it.

Tagging:

@greyduckgreygoose @contemplativepancakes @witcher-and-his-bard @julek

No pressure, only if you want to! <3