#not stealing

[aceissomunster]

ignore how bad the art is guys 😔

[sibunaranks]

PROOF TALIA IS CODENAME FOR NOEL (pls stop scrolling i did a lot of research :( )

Okay so first off hi i'm new here on the RTC side.

I wanna start by saying up until 20 mins ago (when i started falling down a rabbit hole) i was ADAMANT that natalia was real. But the evidence i found CANNOT be a coincidence??

So welcome to my dumb tedtalk.

So I was looking into the name natalia (idk why man, hyperfixtion brainrot is wild) and when you google Natalia origin it states that the name is given to girls who are born on or around a holiday that the name (and it's latin origins) mean. that holiday?? CHRISTMAS

Now, i think MOST people know Noel is also associated with christmas, but i did look into it more and YES it does indeed mean chirstmas.

NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING, this CAN just be a conicidence. I know THAT part can. Lots of names can do with christmas, BUT IT GOES DEEPER.

BOTH names come from latin origins. and yes everybody BOTH NAMES STEM FROM THE SAME LATIN WORD: Natalis.

This means that Natalia, while sounding different from the name Noel, IS the female version of Noel and vice versa. (yes noelle exists, you can have more than one female version)

hell, if you look up natalia in the oxford name dictionary it literally says: (compare > Noel). If you can't trust me, trust oxford.

NATALIA MEANS NOEL, NOEL MEANS NATALIA THEY ARE THE SAME MEANING, THE SAME WORD BUT DIFFFERENT, SYNONYMS IN LATIN. JUST GENDERED.

So like, THIS CAN'T BE A COINCODINCE?? and even if the chance is that it is I'M IGNORING IT?? THIS IS TOO CRAZY TO IGNORE??

So yeah, while talia being a codename for noel is not a new headcanon to some, Mischa and noel coming up with Natalia becuase A. Noelle is way too close B. Natalia is an actual name used in ukraine and noelle isn't. and C. It's the same name, but only they know.

Yeah so i spent a lot of time looking into this and i'm both shook and exhausted, please enjoy and please do NOT tell me it's nothing, it's not NOTHING to me!

so yeah Nischa is canon, i don't make the rules, latin does.

[teaenthusiast65]

Sam Heughan Fanfic

I need the internet to know the truth! 

I am writing a Sam Heughan fan fiction (obviously) and I wrote a scene where Sam and the main character do a high class testing of cereal. Cute, fun and original. 

Or so I thought! 

For the first time today, I saw a clip for Sam’s new move ‘Love Again’ where his character does a similar high class testing of cereal. 

I just want the internet to know that I thought of this idea myself and did NOT steal it from the movie. 

I may steal Sam Heughan because he stole my heart, but I did not INTENTIONALLY and WITHOUT KNOWLEDGE steal the cereal scene. 

If you doubt my authenticity, please contact my lawyer. You’ll be familiar with his work; he was the mosquito in ‘Bee Movie’ and sounds a lot like Chris Rock. 

Thank you for your time. 

--Tea

[theotherwesley]

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

[willabee]

[freackthejester]

I had a dream that a bunch of people were making jokes about how the economy was so bad that gay people couldn't afford closets and were just "in the corner"

[fernsnailz]

i think we all need to complain about LED headlights more. please can we all complain about them more. night driving is nearly impossible for me to do now without having to white knuckle my way through a thousand evil suns. every time i see those headlights in my mirrors i take 2d6 radiant damage. i want to destroy every single LED headlight under my feet like they’re goombas

[doovild]

Let her be happy!

[tytonidyke]

These are so fun to make

[xelayxes]

Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta

[justnoodlefishthings]

The way people demonize seagulls is actually unreal. Almost all of their natural habitat has been destroyed (almost all coastal areas have been developed, destroying natural sand dune ecosystems) and they're doing their best to adapt. They're literally just trying to survive. You're in their home. The vitriol some people have for these gorgeous sea birds just because they're not shy about snatching food if you're not cautious is insane

[spooksier]

young artist posting your work online, heed my warning. im holding your face so gently in my hands, you have to stop caring about numbers right now and start caring about making the weirdest and most self-indulgent art you possibly can

[imperatoralicia]

I get a lot of entertainment thinking about how containers are used in video games sometimes.

[tobiasvonberlin]

me and you bro

[getrope1]

You cant make this shit up