#not only the only singlet but a mf singlet who cant even meet anyone naturally irl due to my very acquired taste nature!!
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Chat there's a tall weedy babyfaced tattooed chef off an infernal app who wants to take me to dinner do I do it or is the crushing weight of cba gonna win again
#its kinda like. im pretty sure i know how this is gonna go down#he'll probably think he can smash night 1 and ill be like ah ah ah no no no i do not smash on night 1#maybe another effort will be made maybe not#either way it'll end in ghosting#vs i DONT go and just continue as is which is basically like being ghosted without the extra steps#also it is propa embarrassing innit to be almost the oldest one in my work friend group and the only singlet#not only the only singlet but a mf singlet who cant even meet anyone naturally irl due to my very acquired taste nature!!#i dont wanna be like ummm ya im meeting another appman....yeah a different one...yeah heres hoping this ones different#also i got such high hopes from the last one bc we got along like a house on fire and gelled so well and BOOM ghosted#which was EMBARRASSING TO REPORT TO THE GORLS AFTER I TALKED ABOUT HOW AMAZING IT WENT
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