#not only for the hot dog thing too i think hannibal would find the fourth of july fucking stupid for so many reasons | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

grahamcore · 1 year ago

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i feel like will would mildly celebrate the fourth of july because he grew up southern and it’s nostalgic and also a national holiday and blah blah whatever point is it’s so fucking funny when you imagine the catastrophic impact this would have on hannibal because. you’ve gotta eat hot dogs on the fourth right? so imagine hannibal coping with will insisting on eating all american hot dogs every fourth. the love of his life eating like the single most processed food out there i think his head would fully explode

#i say “mildly” celebrate because will sure as hell would not set off fireworks for the sake of his dogs and just dogs in general #but i can so clearly envision him insisting on going to the lake and fishing and doing sparklers and “grilling up some dogs”#and i think it would literally make hannibal spontaneously combust to witness it all #not only for the hot dog thing too i think hannibal would find the fourth of july fucking stupid for so many reasons #anyways idk going to bed now hope i dream of will wearing socks and sandals like a dad and getting down on the grill #hannibal #will graham #hannibal lecter #hannibal nbc #hannigram

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