#not of *fluid* ounces

[scratchydyke]

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[sapphicwiles]

how are jamie gender enthusiasts feeling post that dangly earring look in 3x03 👀

Jamie gender enthusiasts are already manifesting the veritable SLEW of Jamie Gender Fics that will now include earring selection, earring gifts, the glint of lamplight on that dangly earring swinging rhythmically back and forth when—

Jamie gender enthusiasts are feeling GREAT! I will be re-reading shampoobaby’s princess fic, belmotte’s model au, and also my own tailor-made baby girl fic in the meantime 😂

[aggressiveanon]

"oh youre a sonic fan? what merch do you have?"

[camdennelson]

Rum Drinks - Hurricane Cocktail The sweet and boozy concoction known as the hurricane is a popular drink in America's number one party town — New Orleans.

[daincrediblegg]

Breaking: local tumblrina had to do a standup team in front of a bunch of normies whose sense of humor (as inevitably expected) flew over their heads. One injured (me) one dead(also me)

[clearly-ambiguous]

I have a sneaking suspicion that my coworkers do not realize that volumetric and weight measurements are not necessarily equitable, but it is far too late in this project to ask now

[lady-inkyrius]

It has come to my attention that when baking in America recipes will measure ingredients by volume rather than mass. Weird.

[dhuwar]

Boston Creme Pie Martini Made with vanilla-infused vodka and chocolate liqueur - this is the smoothest, tastiest martini I know.

[separatioleprosorum]

Sweet Seduction I had to share this recipe that my husband and I came up with one night because it is so delicious! Ladies, this is the cocktail for you if you like sweet drinks!

[supportdanneelackles]

Chi Chi - Drinks - Vodka Drinks a vodka, pineapple, and coconut-based tropical fruit-flavored alcoholic beverage.

[non-un-topo]

There are so many lectures and panels I want to attend in the next few weeks, but god am I just completely sapped of energy. I’m falling asleep on my feet.

[shennanigoats]

Clementine Old Fashioned - Drinks This easy old fashioned cocktail is made with the juice of fresh clementines, but can be made with nectarines, oranges, or other fruit of your choice.

[red-bloody-girl]

Drinks - Black Ginger Cocktail

[tylerrnol]

darling angel 🖤🖤🖤

[callmemaxa]

i hate the American system but the culture will stay with me no matter where I go

Me: I hate America so much, I'm the opposite of a patriot, I will never be loyal to this cursed place.

Someone: How do you fold your paper, vertically or horizontally? Me: Excuse me, what did you just say? What the fuck did you just say to me? I am an AMERICAN, we will call it HOTDOG STYLE or HAMBURGER STYLE.

[youarentreadingthis]

ouuwwaauunghhhhh i do stupid thingssss (poured boiling water on my hand)