#not my intention but I will delete this post if you feel ambushed in some way

[superbattrash]

superman is not a himbo dont do him like this

Hi there, anon!

Whachu mean Superman ain't a himbo?

Can you prove this thesis????? I'm kidding of course, don't let me ruin your headcanons here. There's room for everybody and everything on this here blog, friend.

Himbos are by definition:

pure of heart (check) and dumb of ass (ehh, kinda check).

I do respect your opinion though, so let me rephrase somehow here: I, Misha not-Collins-even-though-that-would-be-so-cool aka Superbattrash, write Superman aka Clark Kent to be a bit of a himbo, which is why I referred to him as such in my Bruce Wayne deserves a good fucking night's sleep post uwu

This is in no way, shape or form a reflection of canon Superman, seeing as I have never read a single Superman comic ~

(I did watch the animated series though, does that count? Never mind, this isn't about who's read or seen what)

[swampythesweetsketch]

Upon some seeing input from users that are close to me or enjoy my content, I'm just gonna go ahead and stop any mention of the Legussy joke.

Reasoning for more below

If you're actually reading this then, hello!

I probably should start this incoming wall of text with a apology.

Back when I was starting to draw my stylized Lego art, I did make a mention for a art piece I was working on about how weird it was that in the entire Lego Ninjago series, Jay- the most annoying and weirdest character from S1 to S6 (and a bit of S7)- was the only character to be shown "naked" in the series.

I only knew of that tidbit cause the art I was working on at the time was the Seabound Alternate Ending AU, where Jay merged with his element inatead of Nya. And for his reference, I had the naked ref (from the wiki) used so I knew he had a 6-pack.

That was all that I cared about, and then a little afterwards since the ref and art then got me to rewatch a portion of S4 until I got to the infamous scene where "Legussy" originated from. At that point I didn't think it was too much of a deal and honestly it irked me more that Bolobo- a CLEARLY older man snuck into Jay's room (who was depicted at the point of the series to be a late teen/young adult) with the intention of ambushing/assaulting him.

BUT- Bolobo snuck INTO Jay's room BEFORE the end of Chen's announcement for the Jade Blades even finished. That made me confused and concerned cause

Older man sneaking into younger person's room + young person unaware and naked and vulnerable = more concerning issue.

Like why the fuck was Bolobo targetting Jay.

Back to the point, I made a few posts afterwards about the naked ref as a little joke and more focused on the creepiness of Bolobo.

Some of you guys in the posts of course were responding with "omg why was that even a scene" and "holy crap i thought i erased that memory from my head" about the nude Jay fight scene and I had my chuckle with "yeah that was weird and unnecessary".

To be personally honest, while the Ninja are tended to be depicted as teens, S3 onwards had me on the idea that their teenage years were actually behind them and the steadying fact that Elemental Masters age at a slower rate was what kept them young. Which is why throughout the many years of them doing their work as Ninja still have everyone calling them teens. Cause-

they age slower.

But again, S3 onwards they've done a lot of things that spelled out to me that they were at least 18-19 by then like

Becoming teachers (not TAs, actual teachers who lead classes)

Kai drank alcohol (censored as sugary juice but you get the context)

Cole and Jay had sudden careers as a Lumberjack and Gamshow Host respectively (jobs you'd think their parents would have to agree and sign paperwork for but rly???)

Jay and Nya were engaged/promise ring-ed (Yin-Yang Promise)

Several year gaps were between some seasons and clearly stated (2 years between S2 and 3, 1 year between S3 and 4, another year between S7 and 8)

It may be personal depictions on my end, but a lot of what the series has shown is that growth has happened, mental, emotional, and physical.

So the Nude Jay joke was all that... a uncomfortable scene with nudity and mixed intentions of a older male character.

And then Legussy happened.

I'm not gonna say who the poster is, you all know who it is if you've seen the post. And by then you know the joke. My only guess to such a close time between my "why did Jay get a nude scene" and Legussy is probably coincidence. But I do feel responsible since the close timing was too close to be two different users remembering things at the same time.

But yes, I'm not going to make the Legussy joke anymore. And I'm not going to delete any of former posts I made cause I don't like doing that. If I delete, then it's cause I did a error and go about fixing it like grammar or changing language to be more distinct. And I don't really think deleting posts is going to fix the unintended discomfort I've caused some users.

That said, you may feel uncomfortable with scrolling through my recent timeline. But that's what blacklisting is for, and I keep my posts coming. Pretty soon, the legussy joke fad is gonna fall more and more down the rabbit hole and you'll be able to keep veiwing things without it ever being mentioned again.

So sorry again for any discomfort and don't feel uneasy telling me if something is bothering you.

Swampamus out. 🧡

[bint-rumy]

6 WAYS TO SAY BYE-BYE TO A HARAAM RELATIONSHIP

Falling in love sometimes can be inevitable. So tempting it can be that dipping your toes in it is just not enough, but the fear of Allah and the risk of jeopardizing your chastity don’t let you jump into it either.  The hardest part is that for now you are in no position to tie the knot of Nikah and you just can’t turn a blind eye to the situation. You are left with two options. Begin a relationship (haram) or just let it go for the sake of Allah (Right on!). Do you realize that choosing the latter is a clear indication that you are already in a pure love relationship with Allah and you prefer His approval more than your personal desires? Yes! You are on the right track. But not now when you are unable to shove her off your mind, you feel sad and restless? That is yet another trial.

Here are few points to help combat depression, balance your staggered gait and move on.

GO COLD TURKEY

Just cut the cord once and for all. Save yourself the pain of reanimating the agony every now and then. Stop contacting her, delete all texts, emails, Facebook messages or voice messages and DON’T cyber-stalk her. Avoid going to places where you might run into her. Just stop sneaking up on her. But before taking this step, just once let her know the purpose and intention of your decision. It will be unfair to leave her clueless. Remember that the initial step is always the hardest, but once it’s over you can move on with the help of Allah. The Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) tells us in a Hadith that Allah says,

 “When my servant comes to me walking, I go to him running.” (Bukhari)

REKINDLE YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH ALLAH

Satan is always in an ambush, ready to pounce whenever catches us vulnerable; and post-breakup is always the right time when he can whisper and invoke all kinds of evil into our hearts. To avoid succumbing to his traps, strengthen your bond with Allah. Sadness always creates a vacuum in the heart and the positive energy of Allah is always there to fulfill it.

Get regular with your prayers, understand the meaning of our namaz so you feel like conversing with Him, make long supplications (duaa), cry, ask for forgiveness, peace of mind  and a better replacement. When a Sahabi, husband of Umme Salamah passed away she made a dua

ALLAHUMMA AJIRNI FI MUSEEBATI WAKHLUF LI KHAIRUMMINHA

“O Allah! Reward me for this infliction and replace with a better one”

PRAY TAHAJJUD

According to a hadith narrated by Abu Hurraira, Allah says.

“When 1/3rd of the night remains, every night Allah says till the dawn to break “whoever wants me something, I shall give. Whoever supplicates to me, I shall accept the prayer. Whoever repents, I shall forgive him/her.”

Trust this. Crying in tahajjud is the best medicine for all forms of grieves. You not only get to cry away  your sorrow but get peace and supplication answered in the best form that He wishes for you.

STAY AWAY FROM MUSIC

Many things will target your emotional vulnerability. Music being halaal or not is one thing, but it will surely hit you. Every song would seem about you two. All lyrics and rhythms will touch your cords. So, cut yourself some slack and stay away from music, movies, fantasy novels or anything which moves you and indulge you into self-pity, helplessness and depression. Save your tears and stay strong.

REDSICOVER YOURSELF

Discover your self-worth. Think out of the box. Life isn’t just about finding the right partner and getting married, although Nikah is recommended on its right time; but don’t make it the only goal of life.  Dream big, indulge yourself in activities you like. Go for a vacation. Eat healthy, drink plenty of water, exercise, meditate, volunteer for welfare campaigns, give sadqa, help people around you, keep remembering Allah in your heart, know that He is with you, be a better person!

Once you realize the purpose of your creation, that’s when you transcend and surpass all obstacles. That’s when the thread tied to your ego (Nafs) is finally cut off.

SURROUND YOURSELF WITH RIGHTEOUS PEOPLE

Be around righteous people. Cut off from so-called friends who lure you into sinful acts.  Befriend young, energetic and religious people. They will help you get out of this mess and guide you. Tell them your story and get their perspective and advice. Get closer to your siblings and parents.  Allah clearly tells the criteria for a good friend in the Quran,

“And keep yourself patiently with those who call on their Lord morning and afternoon, seeking His Face, and let not your eyes overlook them, desiring the pomp and glitter of the life of the world; and obey not him whose heart We have made heedless of Our Remembrance, one who follows his own lusts and whose affair (deeds) has been lost.” (18:28)

May Allah give us strength, will power and consistency. May Allah bless us with righteous and pious life partners. Ameen.

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[phoenixyfriend]

Voltron S3E6 Reactions

Okay, tumblr accidentally deleted this post the first time I tried to make one, but I only got like three minutes in before the glitch. Let’s try again.

Also sticking this one under a Read More because holy crow, this is long:

Off to a great start! I love it!

Nice teamwork... kinda. As you can probably guess, my eyes are mostly starry over Lance and Allura. Lance because I have a thing for pinpoint aim (since I’m incapable of it myself) and that shooting-the-lock bit was NICE, and Allura because her fighting style is solid energy whips, which is basically my favorite fictional fighting style ever.

He’s so genuinely happy for and proud of her??? Like??? HIS VOICE IS SO IMPRESSED AND FOND??? Be still, my heart. Keep shipping that unlikely ship in my dreams, where it belongs.

Aaaaaaaah everyone’s got new bayard options except for Pidge? I like them all. This sniper rifle is much better than the clunky gun Lance had in an earlier episode.

Okay, so are all the drones powered/programmed from the central computer there? Or did Pidge send out a virus simultaneously to all of them? Because the former seems like a gross security oversight.

This is... deeply concerning. Like, the way it’s framed (and the way Shiro’s arms and torso are drawn) really ups the creepy factor? And the lighting, shape of the room, etc. make it look more like Keith is visiting Shiro in rehab or prison or something, which is probably an intentional parallel.

ಠ╭╮ಠ Not okay.

That. Fucking. Collar. Get this Uchiha-ass bullshit out of my face.

He just went from bara “I just broke out of prison and have the stubble and long hair and overlarge muscles to prove it” to “Oh, I actually haven’t graduated yet. Can you point me to the nurse’s office?”

HIS VOICE. IS EVEN WEIRDER NOW.

It’s like they copy-pasted a much smaller person’s head onto the wrong body. His shoulders are like six times wider than his head at minimum? DID YOU SHOVE A BOWLING BALL INTO THE SOCKET OR SOMETHING???

Also the headache is worrisome, but this just looks WRONG and something about his Galra arm ALSO looks wrong and honestly I preferred Sven, this is just WRONG.

PIDGE AND HUNK ARE SO SMART AND GOOD AT WHAT THEY DO AND I LOVE THEM.

Guys... please stop defaulting to the old dynamic with Shiro in charge. Something is Wrong.

His room is so... empty. He hangs up his jacket, he has a bed, but... nothing else.

That bed looks very poorly suited for any kind of “sit on the edge while the other person kneels to do oral” sexual activity. What’s with the weird step? Why do they not get desks or tables or something to decorate with? Whats with some of that random paneling?

That is... very minimal math. Considering Lance did the time calculations right during the BoM episode in S2, I’m guessing this is mostly his way of making things... funnier?

DO NOT

...Shiro is still giving orders and it feels WEIRD.

BAD VIBES BAD VIBES BAD VIBES

Although he did sound almost like himself...

(Seriously, I feel like half the problem with his appearance is that STUPID FUCKING COLLAR.)

This isn’t working.

Well, at least “Shiro” realizes something is wrong and that he needs to step back and let Keith do the work?

Galra Gals are back! Also, Throk. Hi Throk. I see you’re taking your job seriously no matter how much you hate it.

The Lion’s Gliders! Oh boy!

I like the very visible differences in the Galra Gals’ fighting styles. Perky’s doing her little Battle Dancer/Waif Fu/actual acrobat thing all over the place, while Buff just charges in and fucking body checks people. Goth is doing flips too, but shooty instead, and Cat Lady is actually more of a lizard woman that ambushes people from the ceiling and then goes all psychic.

Aaaaaaaaand it’s the teludav again.

“Is it in the ship?” It is the ship.

Called it.

Well, at least they’re not just... letting him make calls unilaterally? Even Keith is arguing back somewhat. Yay, spines!

Shiro’s got some eye bags and wrinkles that I don’t think he had before. Huh.

PALADINGS VERSUS GALRA GALS, GO!

“I rescued you.” “You rescued me.” “Still gonna kill you.” “Oh, definitely.”

“I AM NOT LEFT-HANDED.”

At least the geniuses are fighting the psychic? Um... well. Maybe not a good thing.

Allura can out-brute strength Buff, hell yeah.

*tilts head* Well, that’s not dignified.

On the one hand, Allura’s face. On the other hand, THOSE COLLARS STRETCH???

I guess Shiro’s taken over Allura’s previous role in commanding the Castle during battle?

Keith is still the sword. Huh.

“The sword strike is his most deadly blow.” That’s... boring.

*buries face in hands* This is why you need a clear chain of command.

Lotor: *anticipates every fucking move* Me: I am frustrated but appreciative of his genre savvy, because he makes for a good villain as a result. Also me: Goddammit, give these poor kids a break.

*staring wide-eyed* WELL THAT CERTAINLY COUNTS AS A BREAK. Good job Keith. Good job.

I mean, you still got shot, but good job.

Uggggggh Shiro’s orders give ME the heebie-jeebies.

He’s walking so stiffly here?

*squints* Did they weight the lines differently in his face or something? The line weight on his nose and jaw in particular is weird. (Also the corner of his jaw, just under the ear? Annoying.)

You smug son of a bitch.