#not my fault the government are pissy and also extremely extremely corrupt

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eh fuck it, you all should 100% come to Australia and see all our cool shit.

like yeah it’s hot as shit in January and the fires, and also the floods. Man the floods.

but it’s genuinely a beautiful place, also SCENIC WORLD EXISTS AND IT IS THE FUCKING COOLEST PLACE I’VE BEEN

Fuck yeah coal mining place turned theme park turned nature reserve!!!!

it’s literally a temperate rainforest RIGHT THERE IN THE FUCKING CRACKS OF THE MOUNTAINS it’s so fucking cool man.

I have desperately wanted to nerd out about all the cool ass places here in Australia for like 15 years I have never mentioned how fucking big a nerd I am.

I SAW A FREAKING NOBEL PRIZE IT WAS SO FUCKING COOL

I just want to gush and gush and gush and gush forever.

I love it here, genuinely.

I just know I can’t afford a home lol, the median price of a house is 1 million dollars guys!

I still love it to fuck here

DID YOU KNOW WE HAVE A FREAKING SEAHORSE AQUARIUM DEICATED TO JUST SEAHORSES???

did you know we have giant worms????

we also have super cool caves with glowworms aswell!

there’s also so many art and history museums oh my fucking god we have so many and they are all good.

I love our parks and nature reserves and animals and birds!

have you ever picked up a skink with your bare hands??? I love those little guys

we have tartatuals and stick insects and so many turtles

longer head and snake head turtles my beloved

have you ever seen carnaby’s black cockatoos in real life? They are fucking beautiful creatures

the geo science center in the ACT literally has a piece of the fucking moon

and all sorts of cool shit

I can’t even begin to list literally everything there’s so many wonderful places

tassie is so beautiful man, if you have ever been there you know what I mean.

god I literally can’t describe how excited and GIDDY it makes me being able to just..

talk, I love it here. I hate a lot, but. I love it so much.

I wish more people knew how cool it is here