#not me getting to flash my wrestling autism for once 🫣

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Finishers:

Karlach: Powerbomb called the "Hellbomb". Probably led into by a lariat.

Dame Aylin: Curb stomp into a gorilla press backbreaker called the "Fall from Grace".

Lae'zel: Some kind of a nasty submission like a kneebar or a single-leg crab. Probably led into by slamming their knee on the mat before locking it in tight. "Jhe'quith Dvenzir/Termination of the Frail"

Isobel: Top rope diving stunner called "Eclipse" (for all my Ember Moon girlies)

Jaheira: I feel like she would actually win via roll-up using a highly specialized pinning technique a lot. When she DOES use an actual finisher I think it's a running knee strike called the "Nature's Fang".

Shadowheart: Running spear called the "Spear of Night". After turning face and joining the Selunite faction with Aylin and Isobel she starts using a top rope moonsault called the "Moonbeam".

Minthara: Probably some kind of weird submission also. Probably s Spider Suplex (lol) leading into an armbar with added elbows to the head. Or maybe a Cattle Mutilation called the "Demonweb".

Z'rell: A black hole slam called - get this "Black Hole". Also routinely does a standing rear naked choke on jobbers, then drops them disdainfully.

Kagha: Lifting DDT called the "Viper's Strike".

Orin: Jumps on her opponent and slams their head into the mat over and over, then uses a Sister Abigail called "Bloodthirst".

Dark Urge: Twist of Fate called "Twist the Knife".

Viconia: A Hell's Gate called "Mother's Embrace"

Nocturne: Springboard 450 (Magical Girl Splash) called "Nightfall"

Kith'rak Therezzyn: Sheer Drop Brainbuster called the "Fear Effect"

Mizora: Time-Turner (Top-Rope Swinging Neckbreaker) called the "Descent"

I don't know much, but I know in my heart that in a modern world Karlach would be a professional wrestler.

Dame Aylin would also obviously be a professional wrestler.

Lae'zel, though, would be an MMA fighter. And THEN a professional wrestler.

Isobel? That's right. Professional wrestler.

Jaheira? Former professional wrestler.

Shadowheart? Now hear me out professional wrestler.

Minthara? Oh yeah. That's right.