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dorykinny Ā· 2 months ago
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Rip stanley you would have loved Avon
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inkskinned Ā· 6 months ago
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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!
do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!
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ivyblooms Ā· 3 months ago
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The funniest homophobia I ever experienced was a Mormon lady at my work telling me she would accept me being gay because we have to get along as coworkers but I really should consider not being gay because gay people have sex like animals (especially gay men) and she just couldn't stop thinking about it and how gross we are. She started really getting distressed, near tears, and saying 'I can't stop thinking about it. I can't stop." over and over and miming some kind of sex acts with her hands and I was like ?????? What is happening???? One of the other Mormon ladies had to come over and pat her on the back and help her sit down to help her calm down and our boss gave her the afternoon off due to being too upset to work.
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starbuck Ā· 26 days ago
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ā€œā€¦to meā€ is one of the most powerful disclaimers we have on hereā€¦ is this character analysis accurate? debatable. but itā€™s realā€¦ to me.
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12neonlit-stage Ā· 1 month ago
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you're allowed to discuss and work together, reblog for a higher sample size or something
You have 1 week, good luck!
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muffinlance Ā· 7 months ago
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My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"
And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."
Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden
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markwateneymemorialcrater Ā· 16 days ago
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Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isnā€™t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.
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ered Ā· 3 months ago
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Hereā€™s my take on the whole audio books vs. reading:
Oral tradition of storytelling predates written ones by millennias, and honestly, which one you like is just a personal preference.
The actual difference is
when listening, you have no idea how to write charactersā€™ names
when reading, you have no idea how to pronounce charactersā€™ names
hope this helps!
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brainrotcharacters Ā· 3 months ago
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When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax
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thelaurenshippen Ā· 7 months ago
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watching bridgerton and obviously there were a lot of things wrong with the way socializing has worked in the past, but honestly the idea of a "calling hour" is so appealing. office hours for friendship. you can show up unannounced at my home between 1 and 3pm. you must leave by 3pm. I may give you a pastry. lets bring that back
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karda Ā· 4 months ago
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i miss science class bro. we dont put things under microscopes as much as we should
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spooksier Ā· 1 year ago
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passages that make you whisper "oh my god"
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bajoop-sheeb Ā· 9 months ago
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PLEASE for the love of the universe read anti-colonial science fiction and fantasy written from marginalized perspectives. Yā€™all (you know who you are) are killing me. To see people praise books about empire written exclusively by white women and then turn around and say you donā€™t know who Octavia Butler is or that you havenā€™t read any NK Jemisin just kills me! Iā€™m not saying you HAVE to enjoy specific books but there is such an obvious pattern here
Some of yā€™all love marginalized stories but you donā€™t give a fuck about marginalized creators and characters, and it shows. Like damn
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oflights Ā· 1 year ago
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the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november
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the-nefarious-vampire Ā· 9 months ago
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as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.
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littlelightfish Ā· 8 months ago
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Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:
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Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.
(You can hear it here)
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In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocĆ³ mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.
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