#not included: terranort because all i would do is talk about how he does doughnuts in the parking lot

[mushroom-winners-proof]

I don't know if you're a car guy or not (I don't know my cars for shit) bur what sort of cars do you think the CEO Norts would own?

Like, even without using specific brands, would Ansem drive a powerful obnoxiously loud sports car or stick with something more lowkey elegant?

i'm far from a car guy when it comes to names and all the technicals BUT i can describe the traits of the cars they'd each have

ill describe em below the line tho cause post a lil long

MX - Definitely drives an older luxury model. It's old enough that to most people it just seems like a regular car, but to those who know what the car is and who's driving it, they're aware just how expensive it is; it's not totally busted but it's not without a few nicks and chips across the bottom, so to the casual person it's unassuming and normal. He doesn't drive it much but it still functions well for its age, even if the engine making the occasional hiccup stops it from being perfectly quiet.

Ansem - It's near dead silent when it drives and tinted windows make his car certifiably the quietest and most stealthy of the bunch- he's not much for overwhelming attention after all. Not terribly bulky but not as thin as a typical luxury car, the shell is painted with a dark matte coat. Despite the outwardly lackluster look, it has few decorations and particular accents about it that tell you its far more than a regular car. For the most part it's an unassuming ride, its pitch-black paint job drowning out most extra details like its unique grooves and silhouette. But once you notice it you definitely notice it, and perhaps that was intentional on his part.

Xemnas - In comparison to MX and Ansem, Xemnas's ride is a bit more obvious and eye catching. Staying true to a dark palette, its slim frame however is more generous with a few pops of silver and a glossy coat- tinted windows are a constant though: if he wants to be in his world, he'll be in it and block out the outside. And the inside of his world is a pristine white, occasional highlights of gray defining the interior of the car. The engine makes a delicate rumble when driven: loud enough to acknowledge its there, but not loud enough to disturb anyone or draw too much attention.

Bonus: YX - Out of all of them he has the most In Your Face car, not to mention it's the most new. Its dark coat fails- if not actually highlights, the bright blue LED hubcaps and similarly-colored thin streaks that decorate the frame of the compact shell. Despite being an updated version of MX's model, it's clear efforts were made to highlight the "luxury" aspect of it that give it a vintage-yet-modern air to it and radiates a grandiose feeling of self importance. It drives in surprising silence, though it is far more than capable of making noise. The only sure-private thing about it is the standard tinted windows.