#not gonna tag this with everything bc it’s just me rambling but hellcheer and stancy and all that are here too
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i love bisexual eddie munson, but specifically in like a shang from mulan kind of way, you know? like he knew he liked boys, that made sense. just another way he’s different from everyone else, just another reason he’s a freak. so why bother examining it? he’s gay, hawkins hates him, might as well lean into it. maybe chrissy was the first time a girl made him feel butterflies (or bats?) in his stomach, and it confused him so bad he didn’t know what the hell to do about it except make a fool of himself flirting with the queen. maybe he took one look at nancy wheeler with a sawed off and went “yeah ok holy shit i get it, i see why steve was willing to burn his life down for her and why robin keeps making moon eyes at her and why jonathan lost his mind and pointed his camera through steve’s window like an insane person.” like he’s still into steve, obviously. the man is swanning about shirtless and bloody in an apocalyptic wasteland like the embodiment of all of eddie’s weirdest fantasies, there’s no way he’s not into steve. but i just love the idea of eddie being the one going through an Upside Down sexuality crisis (TM) rather than steve. what is happening to him?? why does he suddenly want to kiss everyone??? get it together munson you are running from a goddamn mob!!!
#eddie munson#steddie#not gonna tag this with everything bc it’s just me rambling but hellcheer and stancy and all that are here too#listen i’m not saying he would want to date nancy they would absolutely tear each other’s throats out within an hour#but his dick is on board is all i’m saying#because let’s face it whose wouldn’t be#people meet the real nancy wheeler and immediately start drooling that’s literally canon#also like#i’m not…NOT saying that mans has mommy issues that eventually translate to an alarming crush on joyce byers#yk? yk#he’s got a weakness for protective types and also women who could kill him so like#it’s as inevitable as it is embarrassing for him#anyway after everything when he definitely for sure lives and joins the party for real etc#he keeps forgetting he’s bi bc he’s so used to thinking of himself as gay#it makes his coming out speeches a little ridiculous
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