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#itās my wedding anniversary today and Iām in a snit#not for the typical romcom reasons one might assume that a woman might be a snit about like#āhe forgot our anniversary!ā or āhe never brings me flowers!ā or āweāre not doing anything special because i didnāt plan it!ā#i specifically planned nothing except for my regular routine because I donāt WANT to do anything special#itās just Wednesday#and i know that to some folks thatās just a passive aggressive way of a woman communicating that she wants more out of an experience#but i seriously donāt. in fact Iām annoyed that he took the day off instead of just the afternoon like he said he was intending to do#THAT I was able to fit into my morning routine. i knew Iād still have coffee and reading and Spanish time to myself#then i realized he was all in my space making a ton of noise and i got a sinking feeling in my stomach and understood#that he took the whole damn day off#which is fineāheās entitled to do that and Iām not going to argue with it#but where is the communication?#did he think that this is what count as āspontaneousā and āromanticā? he doesnāt know the meaning of the words!#and I know this by now! 23 years of marriage is a long time to NOT know that and hope for more#i have made my peace with this arrangement. he works and i manage the house and work on myself during my copious alone time#so to have him in my space when i just want to read my stupid smutty book and learn reflexive verbs rankles me#i asked point blank why he was bothering to take the day off and he said āto spend time with meā#dude we spend time together all the time and most of that time youāre face down in a sudoku puzzle or coding#which is fine because you know have your hobbies Iām not stopping you#so unless you have a specific plan in mind that would justify trainwrecking the morning routine of an autistic woman#a woman who has accepted a plain and unadorned life without sex or romance#then take off the afternoon that you said you were going to take off and let that be it ok?#i donāt want flowers. i donāt want a card. i do want the fancy grilled cheese we talked about before i remembered it was our anniversary#tbh Wednesday is just gyros night and I suggested the gourmet grilled cheese place as a change of pace thatās all#i donāt even want to go to the art museum. Iād rather play video games tbh#agh Samantha who are you talking to? the faint outline of a man who chose someone else? yes i guess i am#sighing into the void#anyway. off to go learn how to properly use me te se nos etc. etc.
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Jake Johnson Bonus Facts
Girl dad of two twin girls. The inteview playlist will go into details for you.
He was married his whole acting career!
Very sweet.
He built this log cabin during the pandemic and even did some of his zoom interviews in it.
We now know, I donāt remember if it from an interview with another podcast or on his own, he revealed that the photographers asked him if he wanted to put on shoes first before they started and he said no.
They are in his backyard and heās one minute away from a pair of shoes, and he said no, for no reason at all.
Thatās why we love him. (Or me at least. I canāt actually speak for you guys.)
I forgot three movies for part one, but also, tumblr wonāt let me add any more photos to part one, so itās fine. However, So sorry!
Ceremony
One of the first big movies heās done. I donāt have all the facts on it, but it does have the earliest release date of most of his movies, so itās safe to assume.
Heās not the main character, but he does have somewhat of a large role to the plot of the movie.
Iād argue itās still worth watching!
Lee Pace is in it! As well as Uma Thurman!
Itās about this young guy whoās in love with this married woman and somehow he ends up at their wedding retreat and keeps trying to win her back, but sheās kinda leading him on. . . Or maybe she isnāt and heās delusional.š
Maybe itās trying to be deep, maybe itās not, but Jake Johnson is funny and he does drunk wacky uncle brother so well.
Itās not as intense as Iām making it sound.
Itās actually a joy with sentimental moments.
And also like watching a car wreck level of drama.
No Strings Attacthed
Mid 2000s typical romcom with Ashton Kutcher and Natalie Portman.
Ludacris and Mindy Kaling is also in it!
Thatās it. Thatās the movie.
Jake Johnson is the wacky guy best friend of the main guy and he doesnāt have a lot of time in it, but itās not a super long watch and he has a horrible goatee in the first few scenes. So thatās pretty fun to see.
And his character has an odd nice guy side quest romance going on with another girl.
Itās supposed to balance out how assholey the main couple gets to each other sometimes, but not really.
Imagine if hallmark was fancy and had a bigger budget and wasnāt afraid to say fuck and show sex.
Also!
This movie got him Nick Miller on New girl.
I think the writer of new girl was working on this movie and she liked him in this and it played a part in him getting picked for his audition!
Safety Not Guaranteed
A wacky movie about these journalist trying to find a bug story and the woman of the group deciding if local crazy guy actually can time travel or not.
Despite how wild the plot is, it is oddly super romantic and endearingā¦ā¦.or maybe itās the part of my brain that finds the oddest things romantic because it wasnāt presented in a typical romcom formula.
Jake is a little mean in this one if I remember correctly, but I think thatās something we all like about him. Heās fun to watch when heās angry or mean or yelling or maybe Iām just telling on myself.
Itās not my favorite, but it was a super fun to watch. Itās well made and if nothing else gets you, the suspense of knowing if the guy is really crazy or not will.
More fun facts!!!
He loves talking business so thereās more in common with him and Doug Renetti than you might think. Itās a bit of his. He does this a lot on his podcast Weāre Here to Help.
He loves doing indie movies.
He has love for everything he does and truly wonāt take a role if he doesnāt like it in some way or feel like he would enjoy the experience from working on it or working with the other people there.
He lives for collaboration and a group effort and team work. Which he talks all about in some of his interviews.
He likes having a say so on his character and trying to do as much as he can with it, and if you ask me, it shows in everything he does, and itās a part of why all of his charters have a certain Jake Johnson feel to all of them. However, he is still a good actor and they are very distinct in their roles and purposes for each and every show.
Heās just, very good at his job.
He also talks a lot about his life in certain interviews and I tried to compile them in a playlist that you can find on
This post.
If you are a sports fan, go to YouTube and search Jake Johnson Chicago Bears or Cubs or ..sportsā¦
Iām not sure tbh.
He looks homeless sometimes, especially during the pandemic interviews, but I am used to this and find it endearing. If youāve never seen him look like this and are weirded out or disgusted, I am sorry and not sorry.
I only watched them because i can listen to him talk about anything. I just like hearing his voice and looking at his face.
Itās amazing background noise when you have to work or study. Some of these sports podcast are so long and go on forever.
If you want help finding access to some of his more hard to find movies, please let me know and I will help as much as I can. Do not hesitate to dm me for any additional information
Thank you for reading, and I really hope these two posts have helped!
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