#not everyone trying to buy Belphie's rank ass sheets because it has MCs hair on it

[jazeswhbhaven]

LMAOOO THE CHAT???

No because why did Belphie have me fucking screaming.

First? He has our hair in his bed with other fluids because he didn't change the damn sheets. Second? He just wants to drag us around by our hair?? (is he obsessed with hair pulling?) Third??? Not him callin' out people. (aka Lucifer) Poor Lucifer....he gave a practical gift to be nice and everyone is like "nah it's because you wanna be horny"

Leviathan being like IM civilized, here's a collar so I can show everyone who you belong to complete with a lead.

Beelzebub bought us pants but then fucking came in them or whatever he did so yes thank you boo for the dirty pants

Satan giving us bandages to wear on our chest to hide them from others (he's so boyfriend I swear)

Mammon being like here's a thong that barely covers anything and has these pearls on them.

Belphegor yah here's a butt plug, come get it cause I ain't bringing it to you

And who I'm assuming is Asmo??? being cryptic and hot and calling us cute. Yeah I want my gift naoooo

I honestly though did not expect Belphegor to text as long as he did, good job sleepy bae.

Astra must now wear everything that they gave her....lmao