#not even about having to go by his middle name but more like he’s djdjskskdksk he’s dramatic

[dallasgallant]

Thinking again that if Pony went to college and got a more white collar aligning job there’s a likelihood he’d have to start going by his middle name. As more “professional” settings are less open to nicknames even if it’s literally his name

I’m just imagining him absolutely distraught at the dinner table

“I don’t want to be Mike!”