#not classic music because he thinks it's a bougie asshole shit (he forgets he's a bougie asshole himself)
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aayakashii · 2 months ago
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Surefire way to get revenge on Leo if he does something stupid to you:
Warning: I am not liable for his reaction after you do this. Proceed with caution.
Find his location;
Stay hidden (this is important);
Check whether or not he is using his headphones at the moment – do not attempt this if he listening to music! You will be found otherwise! Make sure he isn't wearing them;
Once he is in your range, connect your phone to his headphones;
Open youtube or your music app of choice;
Set volume to 60% or 70% (Remember: you just want to get back at him. Control your bloodlust, my kid. You can do this. Calm your heart. Don't let your thirst for bloody vengeance take over completely.);
Breathe deeply;
Play Magical Doctor by Maretu performed by worldwide famous virtual singer Hatsune Miku;
Now run.
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