#not a euphamism

[iveneverdoneanythingwrong]

Two cats! and I can click on them!

[the-muppet-joker]

The power is swiftly going to my head... I have never dreamed of such a lofty position... assistant manager of a KFC? Fuck. I don't know if I'm hard or if every muscle in my body is just tense with adrenaline... heh. Down, boy. We mustn't add cream to the chicken...

[bauliya]

cancelled creator. he anally raped his unpaid 22 year old lesbian babysitter. he groomed a fan he met when she was 18 and held her down and raped her when she had a vaginal infection and she was in so much pain she thought she was going to die. he raped his single, mother-of-two tenant, who was also his employee (for months) and threatened to kick her out if she resisted and then did kick her out. cancelled creator.

[hellfridge]

Brotherly this platonic that

Show of hands who would willingly do this to a family member

I would not be caught dead in the same room ngl

People keep saying shit like "jayvik can't be platonic because it's too emotionally intense" and. Platonic love can be just as strong as romantic love? The real evidence here is how Viktor will canonically wrap his legs around Jayce's waist given half a chance. Gotta be the most sensual grapple I've ever seen in my life

[flowersandbirdsflyingfree]

This is the most inappropriate thing I will ever post

[pomodoriyum]

im sleepy have a poll

[fruityindividual]

Hello,! Don't mean to impose, but I recently went to your ao3 page and saw that the Mr. and Mrs. Smith AU Wolfstar was taken down :((. Would you please let me know if you ever plan to continue or even reupload the work cause it truly was one of my favorites with the writing style and the imagery mixed in along with the delightful premise. Love all your work, cant wait to read more, you're very talented!

hi!! u didn't impose u gently knocked on my door n it was so sweet <3

urmm i hid the great pretenders cos (1) couldn't stand to have smth unfinished taunting me n (2) i was interrupted whilst writing it by another fic,, n when i was finished w that one i felt like i knew r/s better.. so if i do continue the mr & mrs smith au it'll def be rewritten a bit..

ahh this is a v nice ask, ty for popping by (:

[uncanny-tranny]

This might just be me, but has anybody noticed this almost... pejoration for words like lady? Like, in the environment I'm in, there are plenty of people who use words to politely denote annoyance, but I find it interesting that it's much more common for people to refer to a woman/somebody perceived as a woman as "lady" in a very aggravated way than it is a word like gentleman.

Again, this could just be me, but I've noticed a semantic difference in the way that people refer to others and this has been something that's bothered me since I was like... seven and I've been ruminating on it since

[lesbiandeancas]

STOP. calling it box

[fairiequeen]

So I finally caved and read acotar. And it reminded me how tired I am of popular fantasy almost always centering on white female characters. Also, this trend of her racially ambiguous but-not-white romantic interest. Can we please have mixed-race couples in fantasy romance without a white person in the couple? K thanks.

[lys-jeorge]

Rekky: You wanna do it together Baus?

Baus: YEH!

[definitelynotleon]

hey orreblr can you confirm that there are no vaccines in orre?

[idylls-of-the-divine-romance]

Imagine Jesus in a wedding dress.

Do it.

DO IT.

Warning: image does NOT go away.

[apparentlyeddie]

Imagine, if you will, that you wake up with the biggest zit in the middle of your face. You try to pop it and it doesn't work. In fact it makes it worse because now the whole area surrounding it is red and the zit looks even bigger. Maybe you try to cover it with makeup or styling your hair in a way that covers it, maybe you wear a face mask, but nothing can hide it. It is always visible. In the end you give up and decide you must go about your day.

Everytime you speak with someone at work or at school, or the barista at your favourite coffee shop, you can't help but think that they're definetly noticing the zit, they're definetly thinking about it, maybe they'll bring it up? So you try your best to cover it, maybe with your hand, or turning your face in a way that might hide it. But you just know that they're seeing it. This humongous zit, ready to pop.

Throughout the day you start to forget about it, that is until you walk past your reflection in a store front window and you are reminded yet again that you have this disgusting thing right there!

Or when you catch a glimpse of your shadow in profile and you can basically see the huge lump and misshapened look of your silhouette.

Or when you go to pick a Stray hair off of you and your finger graces that thing.

You manage to forget it for a few wonderful minutes/hours, and then you are reminded of it again. And again. And again.

And everytime you remember it you feel so bad, self conscious, and you become hyper aware that others can see it.

Sure, you could go on living your life, because it doesn't make you feel bad all the time, just some of the time. But if you could just get it removed it would mean you wouldn't have to worry about it anymore. It would save you from so many moments of remembering it's existence and maybe, just maybe, you could go a full day without feeling bad about yourself because of that thing. Sure, it might leave a scar in it's place, but a scar fades, a scar can be covered much easier with a little bit of makeup, or wearing something on top of it, if you so wish to hide it. A scar will definetly make you feel more happy and comfortable being perceived by others than the bulging thing you are dealing with now.

Yet some people will tell you that it's a normal thing and it's part of you so why should you remove it? Because they're happy with it, they like it. It makes them happy. When people comment on it's size they're proud and confident. So opposite to you. You tried to play along with how others react to theirs, but it doesn't feel right. It never does. Some people have even complimented yours and expressed jealousy even. But you just know if you could take it off and give it to them you would. No questions asked.

Sure, you can live with it, because it doesn't make you feel bad all the time, just some of the time. But does that mean you should?

[jeanmoreaue]

explaining to someone that “this hozier song is cool bc it sounds so upbeat and wholesome, but if you listen closely it’s actually a bit bitter/passive aggressive”

and then realizing that that’s like a ton of his whole discography lol

[solssoapbox]

Thinking about the time that I said "quit finger fucking the slide" to my classmate when I was 12 using a microscope during science because my dad would say that whenever I or my sister would touch something excessively

I didn't know what that phrase meant until I was 15