#not a euphamism

[iveneverdoneanythingwrong]

Two cats! and I can click on them!

[the-muppet-joker]

The power is swiftly going to my head... I have never dreamed of such a lofty position... assistant manager of a KFC? Fuck. I don't know if I'm hard or if every muscle in my body is just tense with adrenaline... heh. Down, boy. We mustn't add cream to the chicken...

[hellfridge]

Brotherly this platonic that

Show of hands who would willingly do this to a family member

I would not be caught dead in the same room ngl

People keep saying shit like "jayvik can't be platonic because it's too emotionally intense" and. Platonic love can be just as strong as romantic love? The real evidence here is how Viktor will canonically wrap his legs around Jayce's waist given half a chance. Gotta be the most sensual grapple I've ever seen in my life

[flowersandbirdsflyingfree]

This is the most inappropriate thing I will ever post

[proshipblackoutpoetry]

@anticonfessions

first of all: what does any of that have to do with you using chatgpt as a source

and second: what do you mean "who own a spa"??? genuinely what does this mean??

[pomodoriyum]

im sleepy have a poll

[marxistlesbianist]

Supposedly "queer conscious" healthcare place asked for the name on my insurance card (i.e., my deadname) before anything else on their website, then sent me an email automatically addressed to my deadname, which had the link to the form where I could give them my "preferred" name 🙃

[uncanny-tranny]

This might just be me, but has anybody noticed this almost... pejoration for words like lady? Like, in the environment I'm in, there are plenty of people who use words to politely denote annoyance, but I find it interesting that it's much more common for people to refer to a woman/somebody perceived as a woman as "lady" in a very aggravated way than it is a word like gentleman.

Again, this could just be me, but I've noticed a semantic difference in the way that people refer to others and this has been something that's bothered me since I was like... seven and I've been ruminating on it since

[definitelynotleon]

hey orreblr can you confirm that there are no vaccines in orre?

[idylls-of-the-divine-romance]

Imagine Jesus in a wedding dress.

Do it.

DO IT.

Warning: image does NOT go away.

[jeanmoreaue]

explaining to someone that “this hozier song is cool bc it sounds so upbeat and wholesome, but if you listen closely it��s actually a bit bitter/passive aggressive”

and then realizing that that’s like a ton of his whole discography lol

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

Anyway prohibitedwish dark medieval mystery drama au. The story is interjected every so often by prismo and scarab arguing over what should happen next

[tarithenurse]

My snake slurps....

[kittyplushy]

Lois help me

[ecdysisyphus]

Do any of yall wanna be the face of my weirdly erotic st sebastian piece im doing rn

[sparklecur]

people with ocd who are able to say "i love kids :]" confidently and comfortably you are gods strongest soldiers ever and i hope to achieve what you have