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Karmaland V ended but I'm not done with it, I'm gonna drag its corpse with me and my OCs… and speaking of OCs,
North. (he/him baybeeee)
CAPITALISM BABY! You guys have seen nothing. This guy was dropped off on his own by his parents in Karmaland and since then he's taught himself everything about [joker voice] SOCIETY and how people act, but his big fave of all topics he learnt in society? Capitalism
If money = power, then he has all the power in the world. No one can hurt him <3 everyone has to bow down and deal with him, forever and ever and ever. He's the CEO of the biggest megacorp in all of Karmaland, they dabble in all areas of businesses for maximum profit. Entertainment? Food? Clothing? Daily necessities? Real estate? Transportation? You name it, they have it, and he'll sell it and accumulate all the money AND run all other business out of town
He has such a squeaky clean reputation, no one can dig up dirt on him. No, really. He's Karmaland's little darling bachelor, everyone wants a piece of North and he's all too happy to flirt his way in and out of every situation, helps people with being mesmerized with him
Didn't really get the mechanics of flirting or using his looks to get ahead, but hey, when he got the hang of it and kinda understood how it worked? He started flirting for sport, it's just FUN to make people flustered or seeing them show interest in him, it makes him so smug :] since he wasn't the strongest before, he had to rely solely on being a charming, smart guy
He's incredibly strong now. Muscle man. Very tall, big muscle man with the biggest smug smirk. Vegetits be careful you have competition
It was pretty much a given that he'd join up in the mayoral election. It was pretty much a given he'd be competing with Quackity and Cerdus while actively flirting with both of them for everyone to see (some people were VERY jealous of that cough cough luzu cough cough but ask him if he cares), and it was a given that he was gonna have a friendly relationship with both of the candidates. Even when competing, he enjoyed the company he had when chatting with both, and hey, if he gets a position of power under either one of them, he's fine :]
And then Luzu fucks everything up. Of course he joins the revolution, what else was he gonna do, sit back and let the guy take HIS elections away from him? (He wasn't going to win, but still)
Hands the revolutionaries food. And guns. And clothes, and armor and hideouts and materials and vehicles and it just keeps on going, if they needed something? It was very likely that North would have it
I'm sending him with them to the new map after the finale- what, no one can stop me lmao <3 he's just like that
BONUS ROUND: more north. call it norther north
He lives in a fucking big mcmansion. Gigantic. Enormous. It's really big and fancy and he has more employees there than any small business could imagine of having in a decade.
Actually pays his employees well?? He says he's cracked capitalism. Pay people well, they'll work good and nice and stick with you, your products will be better and produced with more efficiency, people will like you, MORE PROFIT IN THE LONG RUN. COME ON, PEOPLE, SEE? HE'S CRACKED CAPITALISM
His favorite part of business is the space program. He wanna go to space. He wants to see the stars from up there. And who knows, maybe meet aliens! (Pretends he didn't see the ones in Karmaland. No no they weren't really aliens. Trust him. He doesn't believe they were. He's never wrong)
At his office, he has a shit ton of train tracks and little functional model trains that bring things to him. He likes operating the little trains and scaring people who get into his office with the CHOO CHOOs
He actually exaggerates EVERYTHING. Expressions, intonation, his way of speaking, all in an attempt to "correct" the fact that. He actually hates speaking. A lot. It's just really uncomfortable. And he doesn't really show much on his face usually, same for his voice; he's trained himself to emote as much as possible to come off as "eccentric, but Overall 'Normal'".
He likes skirts. And dresses. And high heels. He only wears the heels outside, the skirts and dresses are for indoors ONLY
Wolf boy. Vegetta competition Vegetta competition
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Another mayoral candidate? Why, I’d never!
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NorthDokado is the one hyperrich corporation man who ran against Cerdus Gil and Quackity and then immediately sided with Quackity once the revolution started. No UNEDUCATED, INCOMPETENT, UNCULTURED, UNQUALIFIED P E A S A N T cheats on HIS elections and leaves unscathed. Probably has flirted with Quackity. And Cerdus Gil. And everyone, really.
No morals those are a poor man’s quality <3
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