#norlie

[clockworkbee]

ⓘ This user wants someone who tells them things like “if you’re the villain in someone else’s love story, then I’m the devil” and “if you’re the ‘wrong kind of woman,’ then I’m the wrong kind of man.” Someone who would pick them every time if they had to choose one person to be in their corner coz they believe this user takes care of shit. Just someone who can read them like a book.

[st-louis]

norlinder has a new friend this morning.

[perikali]

"The landscape is a central part of the identity of a Norlys charging park. Asphalt is replaced by warm brick tones, permeable surfaces, and changing patterns that guide visitors around the site. Green elements, varied vegetation, large trees and scenic routes emphasize the intention to offer a whole new experience while charging. In the first completed park, the landscape makes up over 60 % of the entire site, the green roof included. Selected charging centers are designed with self-service cafés, playgrounds and biodiverse landscapes that encourage curiosity and activity while charging. An integrated design collaboration with Danish science even center 'Experimentarium' offers a variety of science-based experiences for all ages with a focus on environmental awareness and energy use. "

[snapbackslide]

Norli's gone :(

and apparently his former team in Sweden had fans funding his return? so they could afford to bring him back and pay him???

[pemburumylf]

Akak Norli

[aridatinas-art]

My copy of the Book of Bill finally arrived after two months (tusen takk, Norli! Jeg skal aldri bestille fra dere igjen med mindre det er noe mainstream (: </3 ) and I just got to the Missing Journal Pages ..

.. and omg?? I've only read the first page as of writing this, but I want to hug this man so badly. He's trying his best at being friendly and the townsfolk are just being mean towards him )),:

[maracujatangerine]

The Gift Exchange

CW: institutionalised slavery, pet whump, dehumanisation

“Miss Lydia, Miss Lydia, what do you think about this?.”

Coriander jogged into the kitchen, brandishing a roll of wrapping paper patterned with abstract swirls in silver and dark green. The silver accents glittered in the pale winter morning sunlight falling in through the windows.

“It is really pretty!” Miss Lydia smiled, brown eyes warm. “Good choice, Cory!”

The blonde pet ducked his head, but smiled back from underneath his bangs. He wore a soft, green sweater with leather patches on the elbows that matched his chestnut trousers.

Lydia was dressed in a dark grey, knitted dress with red leggings. She leaned over the table to move the pot with the red and white amaryllis out of the way.

“Should we wrap everything into one present, or should we wrap each gift separately, do you think?”

“T-this pet thinks we should w-wrap one gift for Colton and one for Linden, b-but that all their gifts can be wrapped together.”

“That’s a good idea, let’s do that.”

Coriander spread out several seed packages on the table and studied them thoughtfully. Closest to Lydia was a packet with a picture of lush, green sugar snap peas labelled: ‘Mangetout, pea seeds 'Norli' ORGANIC’. Then, there were two packets both marked ‘Thunbergia alata, Black-eyed Susan’, the first one called ‘African Sunset’ in shades of red and apricot, the second one ‘Alba Oculata’ in brilliant white. The final was a handwritten envelope simply marked in Cory’s neat handwriting: ‘Chili, mix’.

“Are you happy with those seeds?”

“Y-yes, Miss Lydia. C-Colton will be able to grow them on the balcony, and i-it will be fun that we both can try to grow the same seeds. P-perhaps we can compare notes.”

Cory gathered the seed packets and tied them together with a neat red bow. Meanwhile, Lydia grabbed a hardback book. The blue dust jacket had brightly coloured leaves scattered all over the cover. The title stood out in bright white: When we were birds, by Ayanna Lloyd Banwo.

Opening the book, she wrote on the inside of the cover. ‘To Linden. Merry Christmas and best wishes for the new year.’ Signing it, she handed it over to Coriander to add his name too.

“‘It is a bit of a risky gift,” she admitted to Cory, “since I haven’t read the book yet, but it seems so good. I got a copy for myself too, and I hope I will get the chance to read it over the holidays.”

They added two bags of homemade butterscotch candy in green paper cups, and two reused milk cartoons filled with gingerbread cookies, the result of last night’s baking spree.

Lydia and Cory put their joint efforts into wrapping the gifts into two neat packages. The dark, red ribbon a nice contrast to the green and silver wrapping paper.

“Let’s go for a walk and send it off this afternoon.” Coriander nodded.

“Y-yes, Miss Lydia.”

*

Linden wiggled the pen between his thumb and index finger, deep in thought. Leaning back in his kitchen chair, he looked over at Colton, who was working diligently at the end of the table. With wholly unbroken concentration, he was pulling strips of sellotape from the dispenser and sticking them in a neat row along the table’s wooden edge. When Linden had done the altogether far more fiddly task of wrapping a gift up, Col could pluck a pre-cut piece of tape and stick it in place. It was, as Linden had said about fifty times, excellent teamwork.

“Hey, Col, have you ever seen this before?” Linden asked, lifting his hand for Col to see. With the pen held right in its middle, Linden wiggled it gently, until it looked as if the pen was bending at the edges.

Col’s eyebrows twitched, and for a beautiful second Linden thought he was going to burst out laughing. Instead, his mouth curved upwards into a tiny smile. “Yes, Sir. I have.”

“Ah, not too impressive then. Haha, no matter.”

“Do you need any tape for the envelope, Sir?” Col asked, eyeing the Christmas card laid out in front of Linden.

“In a second… I’m just trying to figure something out.”

“Ah, okay, Sir.”

Col took another breath, as if to speak, then stopped himself. Linden prided himself on reading Col well enough by now to know that it was because he wanted to ask a question. Probably what are you trying to figure out?

“I’ve written my part of Lydia and Cory’s card, but I’m not sure how to do yours. I’m not going to make you try and hold a pen. I was thinking - do you want to just dictate it? It doesn’t have to be much, just a little festive greeting sort of thing. I can be your text-to-speech robot.”

Linden was always cheery around Christmas time. Something about winter setting in, dark and long and rainy, and then being cut through by glittering lights, gifts and music. Today, he felt like he was on a veritable warpath to make Col smile.

“That sounds good, Sir… I can do that.”

“Great!” Linden said, overjoyed that Colton hadn’t taken issue with the idea of ‘dictating’ something to his owner, hadn’t overthought any possible rule-breaking that could come with speaking and forcing his Master to write it all down. “And instead of you signing the card the normal way, I thought you could do a fingerprint?”

“That’s a good idea, Sir, thank you for c-”

“Wait, no!” Linden said, making Col flinch. “Sorry, I’m sorry love. I just realised. We’ll both do our fingerprints. That’ll be nice. Then we’re the same.”

There it was again, the coveted half-smile. Col’s cheeks glowed. “Thank you, Sir, that’s really kind. I think- I, uh…”

“Go on,” Linden said warmly. “I want to hear what you think.”

“I think Lydia and Cory will like that, Sir.”

“I agree. Now, here’s what I’ve written.”

Linden pushed the card over. He’d written a short message making light of the strange way they first crossed paths, saying how glad he now was to know the both of them, wishing them a peaceful and happy holiday. He waited patiently as Colton gave his message some thought, then wrote it down exactly as dictated on the left hand side of the card.

Linden found some stamp ink in the back of a drawer, and the two of them rolled their index fingers in it until they could leave two bold prints, one below each message.

Once the card was sealed, it was time for the gifts. Lydia’s gift was a specially-made book embosser, which had EX LIBRIS - LYDIA WINTERTHORPE printed onto it. The embosser itself was a satisfying, weighty thing, and Linden hoped she’d get great pleasure out of stamping all of her most beloved books.

Cory’s gift was also a bespoke item: a brass door sign with his name, Coriander, printed on it. It had ornate rounded corners which gave the thing a rustic, rather stately look, and although Linden had never seen Lydia’s house he guessed it would fit right in. He had run the gift idea past Col first - would a pet such as Cory be okay with claiming the bedroom as his in this way? Col had given it a fair share of thought, ultimately telling Linden, in a way that sounded more like a sinful confession, that Cory would like it very much.

The two men performed their well-honed wrapping ritual, with Col sticking down the final piece of tape with a flourish.

*

This is a collaboration between @whumpzone and @maracujatangerine.

We would like to wish you all a Merry Christmas!

*

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[toloulose]

Chanta Book 1 is finally available for purchase! Thank you all so much for all your support!

You can buy it through uberpress or norli

[kiwibes]

First snap peas harvest, type Norli! So proud!

[weirdthoughtsandideas]

As a european, I listen to a lot of songs in a lot of different languages, and despite not understanding that many languages, I still love the songs.

There’s a lot of good songs from around the world, and I decided to start a little trail - and write some of my favorite songs in my first language.

Genom eld och vatten - Sarek

Komplicerad - Miss Li

X - Miss Li

Där jag hänger min hatt - Norlie & KKV

Kom - Timoteij

Diggiloo Diggiley - Herreys

Feel free to reblog with your favorite songs in your native language, and we can recommend some international bangers to each other! 💜

(And if you’re swedish and think all my song choices are bad, feel free to add your own too lmao)

(And yes. If your native language is english, you are allowed to recommend songs too)

[truedairship]

Five songs I’ve been obsessed with lately:

Tagged by the very sweet @sarcasticsciencefictionwriter @chartreuseian <33

Heaven Written - Soldana

Black Car - Miriam Bryant

One Last Time - Miriam Bryant

Tröjan du hatar - Norlie & KKV

She’s So Cool - Sarah Barrios

A mix of me walking the dog and me trying to wake up on my way to work;;

Considering how late I am to the party, I have absolutely no idea who has and hasn’t done this already. So instead of tagging people I simply hope you have a nice day:)

[444names]

MYSTERY POST #33

Achicenn Addar Addid Adgesigh Adili Aelig Aemolf Aenya Aezkin Aglick Agorenna Agwalyn Alack Alchn Alddon Alidiene Alind Allyn Alyra Ambeat Amgeolit Amone Amough Anuurler Areys Argsock Argtla Arimeger Arirenne Arrayar Arris Asane Asela Asumfre Ataran Atercher Atiottla Atrene...

Balfat Banne Barick Barmon Barys Beflos Bennois Berran Bersann Binelg Blaet Blale Blenar Bolde Boweneon Bralgirt Bron's Bruwut Brymele Bulis Burin Burri Carwyner Castrias Cerfat Cheon Chere Chlelia Chnii Chodikre Chothuri Chramen Coltint Corekika Corewilk Cratt Crowat Dachria Daret Darkwolz Deale Deforp Dekyn Deruda Dgedge Dgeiduur Dgeknin Diellan Diers Dinchet Dnarber Dokuring Donkklek Dozorge Driona Driperyn Drista Drover Duend Edird Edniilz Edorcho Eedmung Eiilk Eliferis Eliffis Eliklod Eling Elksolen Ellight Elsound Elton Enorra Enoryn Enzki Eraitee Erchni Erelk Errig Eruwwin Esigh Esikrio Esirsan Esserys Ester Eteren Etick Etird Etiut Etolli Etone Etuut Eyong Falkch Fariar Flict Flipert Fornala Fortan Forwyn Gaegade Gaeriot Gales Gamyne Gegrayn Gelisand Gelson Gettalt Giotan Gisanos Gitor Glestle Gloart Glori Gnitit Godall Godired Goking Gonkch Graves Gredlelt Grionos Guarry Gwindrot Gylla Gysey Hactevar Haellod Haemalg Haene Hamourys Hanime Hareds Haryd Heusena Hileon Hitel Hokralla Horyntch Hoton Hurek Iadgek Idarmit Idgeot Idick Inart Inchiett Inchne Inime Iraarat Iraynert Irelyx Irion Irirk Iriyark Isamysa Isarswyn Iselwyn Iserotis Isimar Isirewut Itack Itart Iterd Iterenny Itiete Itifesa Itiga Itizo Itoarles Itulate Itumers Jachla Jaena Jafalde Jandy Jassiri Jentona Jhowalin Joffow Jojeon Jurron Juston Kamet Kamgon Kegeerys Kella Kintyney Klerrait Kness Krance Labilg Landone Lasar Lesirk Lodzoke Lokoot Lordge Lorion Lucinton Lyanton Lysser Maega Malles Maly's Mardsro Maros Maswyl Matthorg Menbeld Merinz Merio Merras Merst Milip Missa Miterti Mollyn Mondryde Morete Mormo Motiut Myrigit Naimon Nieselg Nigrane Nildgeon Nimbet Niper Nireon Nistait Norenna Norgilon Norlys Nuaidar Nuatiis Oadob Oalla Oball Ocherey Odory Oenly Offeli Oldge Ollany Oluceon Onktys Orgarat Orwyn Oseilk Osekna Osnill Ossorgen Ostell Otaankch Otifer Otivarry Otoak Otondara Owent Palimark Peaker Pertra Pluregon Preer Preorri Proven Prusist Qardgee Quaraga Quark Quenktit Quilk Quilymo Qybean Qylelid Ralys Ranned Ranuurla Rardi Raxos Reeny Refer Regrey Rellout Rhaed Rhaermis Rhalys Rhazan Robyraya Rodrenk Rogkriah Roling Rolla Rondge Roolald Royario Rusgon Ryoung Saber Saegna Saetrike Saker Sawler Seari Seeot Seery Sekdird Semond Sergas Setlest Shion Shman Shrayne Shrignis Siane Simor Sleerd Smanes Smarrer Smitond Sneyend Snilmann Soara Soart Soeinz Sriond Stalewal Stalz Starryk Stasti Stell Stiels Stiven Sumeld Summon Swelek Syrise Tagar Takelch Tales Tanerrod Tarch Taryn Taubry Tedgead Tekkin Tektege Telde Teldeut Thgaurer Tillas Timan Timino Tinglont Toelle Togker Tongzond Tremasha Treon Triot Triut Tuestian Tughton Tulack Tulae Tulor Tumer Tusearda Tybet Tyricoll Umerfard Unein Urlynel Uruperen Utemit Utero Utirlace Utirrya Utiut Vimig Wadok Wapipod Wathria Wayannek Wensto Werleolt Wexarmer Whagmer Willin Wulfilyn Wutti Wynardio Wytorsar Yeurryda Yonar Yorna Zandiren Zatra Zekevull Zellin Zermunt Zirmunsa Zlemit Zlomyck Zonnys

[thisismyobsessionnow]

URL SONG GAME!

Thank you for the tag @fuckthemforthis, I know I've done this before but it's been a long time so let's go again!

RULES: spell your url with song titles and then tag as many people as there are letters

T - Tallulah - Sonata Arctica

H - Hope Leaves - Opeth

I - In My Dreams - Wig Wam

S - Save Me - Edguy

I - Il Dono Della Vita - Måneskin

S - Shadowminds - The Halo Effect

M - Mystery Of Love - Sufjan Stevens

Y - Your Love Is Evil - Avantasia

O - Only For The Weak - In Flames

B - Broken Dreams - Fallen Sanctuary

S - Silence In My Head - LPS

E - En Livstid I Krig - Sabaton

S - Slaves - An Abstract Illusion

S - Sorrower - Orbit Culture

I - Ingen Annan Rör Mig Som Du - Norlie & KKV

O - One Last Song - Lord Of The Lost

N - Novi Val - Joker Out

N - Next In Line - Children Of Bodom

O - One Of Us Is Gonna Die Young - The Ark

W - We Got The Moves - Electric Callboy

So happy I managed to just use one song per artist/band! This is a SICK playlist btw, highly recommend every single song! You should click all the Spotify links and check them out!

I'm not tagging that many people, that's impossible! But I'll tag a few, no pressure! Also I have no idea who's already been tagged so feel free to ignore! @soneaselene @korre @sea-saltz @lfg1986-2 @joyuntold @kaarijanmywaywardson @lemoncake23 @leopardom

[himmelno44]

may I please have some music recs with bands/artists that sing in swedish?🥺

Ofc you may dear anon 🖤

Like the typical swede I will put Håkan Hellström, Lars Winnerbäck and obviously Kent here. But also Albin Lee Meldau, Norlie & KKV, Markus Krunegård and Love Antell. + I'll go old school just to make my dad proud (haha) and throw in Noice, Ebba Grön and Gyllene Tider as well.

[cha-c-san]

When I first wanted to read Dragens Øye, I ordered the first book from Outland and discovered it was signed when I received it.

With book three I was constantly on the lookout for it and *still* missed the window between release and when it was sold out. Now I can't find it anywhere and my feet are sore from looking.

If that's not growth and a glowing review of the series I don't know what is!

It's not sold out, it just hasn't arrived at the stores yet! 😅

I know the websites all said it'd be out on the 5th, but that's the date when the books would arrive at the main warehouse and start being shipped to the bookstores (I got mine then because they send a handful to the publisher with express shipping). I'm signing the preorders on Monday, so Norli Universitetsgata will have them by then at least! Then all the other bookstores will follow, a couple of hours or days later.