#noooo don't die ur so sexy

[ledzeppelinhater]

viktor tsoi, graphite on paper w/posca pens.

[esorxy]

word of honor ep31 is something else entirely

they get intercepted on their rescue mission and just as the assassin people were about to rush forward and start stabbing, guess who appears spinning out of nowhere to save his beloved one true soulmate its wkx wearing hot red robes with sexy red eyeshadow, who boomerangs his little paper fan and slices their throats all in one go, does another little spin for dramatic flavour and slowly flutters down like an autumn leaf in the wind, successfully making the most replayed segment of the episode 🍃

and then everything he says from this moment on is like "fuck you, im better than you, eat shit" and DPJ is like "yeah ur cool and all but you're only one person" as if he didnt just kill half your men in one swipe while flying. anyway then zzs is like "who said hes alone" and steps out of his little carriage looking like hes about to die. like bro!! you cant even stand chill tf out. wkx comes over and holds his boyfriend and gets full on whiplash from switching too fast between (1) gazing lovingly at zzs and (2) murderous stares assassin gvng.

then like 3000 ghosts come out from the forest looking for a nice fight with 20 men, half of whom are dead, and the rest of them just dip like nope not today

they all kneel for our favourite gays and then wkx kneels as well and zzs, who still looks like hes abt to collapse and die, is like "fuck yeah im still influential" and awkwardly pats wkx's head like hes some overgrown puppy, which is not entirely inaccurate ykwim

so our power couple gets like 20 more kids for the price of none, and head back to god knows where to meet 😱 some more gays😱 one of them is a healer and the other looks like asian robert sean leonard so... whats new 😮‍💨

wkx finds some time to wipe off his eyeshadow and everyone is ready to die for zzs suddenly, and wkx goes from 🥺 "a-xu is gonna live??" to walking back into ghost valley in the blink of an eye without even changing clothes. scorpion king is also there 😱😱 i didnt even know they were working together cos i skipped all of the boring old people scenes. the twinks face off in some intense power play conversation where everyone wants to top, wkx has a mid life crisis in his pajamas featuring genocide and suicide but then hes like but SOMEONE taught me to live love laugh aka im in love, finishing off a killer episode that fully lives up to the drama part of chinese drama. my man needs to be locked up. in a mental hospital.

bonus: zzs in ep32, freshly injured from having metal hooks stabbed through his shoulders, is like "noooo little girl don't you know i need alcohol to live???" huge announcement everyone youve dedicated your lives to following an alcoholic 🤦

twink healer is like "bro u cant even taste shit" and james wilson is like "remember when u wanted me to find u a cute gf... but turns out... (ur gay)"

omg i wanted to stop, but like the dramatic clown ass scenes just keep coming what can a girl do 🤷

so zzs goes back to serving face (not that he ever really stopped) and he overhears that wkx is about to be forced off a cliff 😱. so flutters into this 50v1 fight with about 2% of the dramatic flair that wkx has, steps up to kiss him except they cant cos censorship, and is like "me n u against the world babe." 🤦

yby comes too cos this drama is tiresome and neverending, and wkx is like "im tired, kill me 🫠", which is so relatable, but then he puts up a damn good fight before falling off the cliff from one tiny needle through the heart. zzs also jumps after him and everyone is like 😱 even though they can literally fly.

but hes dead (not rly) so zzs burns his corpse by kicking a lamp at it and sits at the cliff to reminisce the good old times when he was a hobo and wkx followed him around like a clingy wife. he relapses into alcoholism and pulls all his nails out aaaand this is just romeo and juliet with gay and dramatic flair 😮‍💨

when do they stop serving face honestly like im fed up 🤦

[birbfeeder2artisticboogaloo]

thousand autumns donghua, episode 14~

(episode 14 already??? IS IT ALMOST OVER?? OH NOOO I’M HAVING TOO MUCH FUN ;A;)

AH our intrepid duo have arrived at bixia sect!!!

aww the cute bby likes the scener--OH MY GOD EVERYONE IS DEAD

OH NOOOO THIS IS TERRIBLE!!! WTF???!??

i am glad that shiwu is getting some extra trauma btw, it'd be a shame if he had a normal childhood after all this

YAN WUSHI'S EYES WENT ALL PURPLE!!

he frowmn >:( like dis >:(

oh!!! my son is here MY SON IS HERE HI BBY!!!!

UH. wow the old man wiping blood off his mouth in a. kinda sexy manner??? hawt. 😳😳😳

yu shengyan all worried about him ;A; the letter, all symbolically splattered with blood ;A; wHAT A SCENE

is this a flashback??

ruan hailou!!! idk u yet but my opinion is low bc u and pu anmi are killing these ppl who seem v nice

AAAAHHHH TOO MANY NAMES!!! i'm getting a bit overwhelmed by all the introductions!! i’ll try my best, but pls forgive me if i get names wrong or miss a few ;A;

yue kunchi, ok he's a disciple here....that miniature chinstrap beard thing on him is....a choice 👀

also some of these other dudes have got like,,,,,,,sort of khitan style hair arrangements?? they look rad tho 💅

GIRL NO DON'T PROTECC HIM WITH UR BODY!!!

OHHH it's not a flashback!! SHEN QIAO ARRIVES JUST IN TIME TO HELP!!!!

lmao ruan hailou thinks he's the main character, it's very cute

ahh is pu anmi from the south then?? his animations are rly good actually, like i can just FEEL the disdain dripping off him, i can imagine him as an actual human in a live-action drama like, i've seen ppl do these....movements!! I LIKE IT!!!

ooh they gonna fight?? they gonna fight 😤

EWWWWWW HE LICKED THE SWORD!! DONT LICK UR SWORD MAN!! DO U KNOW HOW MANY DISEASES ARE BLOOD-BORNE. DO U WANT EVERY HEPATITIS. UR NOT SAFE FROM PLAGUE SIR

aww yisss now they fighting >:D

OH SHIT SHEN QIAO IS SHOWING HIM UP

FIGHTING TWO AT ONCE???? GET EM SHEN QIAO!!!! U ARE SUCH A BADASS SHEN QIAO!!!!

shen qiao is the epitome of 'float like a butterfly, sting like a bee' today with his gentle winds ability!!! such beautiful martial arts!! 🤩

i love how there's always a guy describing the fight for us, the audience lmao 🤣 like a sports announcer or something, but for martial arts 🤣

FUCK YEAH THIS FIGHT SCENE GOES SO HARD!!!! THIS IS GREAT!!!!

WOOOOOO!!!!

Zhao Chiying!!! A LADY SECT LEADER!!! she is beautiful omg ;A; she is so pretty and graceful ;A; they all respect her so much ;A;

bixia disciples: great to see u zongzhu!! ur killing it zongzhu!! :D

lol ruan hailou looks like he just saw his ex at a party. awwwkwarrrrdddd

OH SHIT ZHAO CHIYING IS KNEELING TO THIS LOSER?????

she is so polite!!! she's a better man than i tbh!! i would never bc i am impolite as fuck :D couldn't be me luv, couldn't be me 😌👌

SUCH HONOUR. SUCH DIGNITY.

ohhh was........was ruan hailou accused of assaulting the previous master's daughter?? but he didn't do it, and he was wrongfully exiled from bixia sect?? maybe the subtitles are a bit unclear, or maybe i'm a bit dumb, or maybe it's both (it's probably both lol)

aaaawwwwww the disciples love her so much ;A;

OH GREAT EVERYONE IS NOW CRYING

wtf is even happening anymore??? im so confused lol

lol yeah girl u could have intervened BEFORE ur disciples got killed but whatever

now pu anmi is a prisoner to bixia sect!!! they have ONE DUDE, one SKINTY DUDE, taking him away, unrestrained. that won’t end poorly at all (unless the plot declares otherwise lol 🤣)

pu anmi: U GUYS SUCK!! MY SHIZUN WILL RESCUE ME!! AND UR STUPID BOYFRIEND YAN WUSHI IS GONNA DIE!!! >:(

shen qiao: :(  but we're not friends anymore :(

OH SHIT IS THIS GUY GONNA KILL HIMSELF???? DON'T DO IT BRO WAIT WAIT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OH MY GOD HE JUST

HE JUST WENT OVER THE CLIFF LIKE

THAT WAS SO FUCKING SAD???? IDEK WHAT HIS DEAL WAS BUT WAS THIS REALLY THE ANSWER??? poor fucking man, he was a twat but like........i feel quite bad for the man!! nobody deserves to feel that there's no way out besides taking their own life ._. even if u have done really bad things....u can do better! as long as ur alive, things can change!!!

poor shiwu....standing by the table, wiping his tears....he's seen SO much ;A; my poor bby boyyyy i wanna hug him ;A; COME TO BIRB'S WINGS, CHILD!! I SHALL SHIELD YE FROM HARM!!! :V

shen qiao: well i brought shifu's kid all the way here :)

zhao chiying: yyyeah about that. can u keep him actually??

shen qiao: u couldn't have told me this BEFORE WE WALKED ALL THE WAY HERE?? :) whatever fine i'll keep him, he's mine now :)

AWWWW SHIWU'S KOWTOW WAS SO EXCITED!!! HE'S SO HAPPY OMG!!!!! SWEET CUTE BABBY ;A;

HE SNATCH THE TEA FROM ZHAO CHIYING BC HE'S SO EAGER TO HAND IT OVER OH MY GODDDD ;A;

btw are his parents and sister dead now?? his old man's probably in gaol for taking another child hostage but his mum and sister were starving to death on a bridge. do u suppose they sold him to zhu lengquan. do u think they got a good price

shen qiao: btw can i stay over ur place?? i need to kill a man :)

zhao chiying: sure why not lol

[jdeanmorgan]

Noooo Carl don't die ur so sexie hahaa

[kerink]

@bigcommunist #noooo don't die in a tree ur so sexy ahah

omg guys 😳😳 feb 15 is when cecil climbs inside the tree again! happy anniversary! get buried alive and reborn idiot!

[naivety]

guys i’m unwell. normal tho

[kitttenteeth]

Wait did that anon seriously just "noooo don't die ur so sexy :'( " you???

omg no lil internet meow meow don’t kill urself ur so nyan mrp awesome

[ialreadyreadthatfanfic]

The Lost Tomb Reboot season 1: no-context summary

Bills

smoking kills

why are you touching that thing

wHY ARE YOU MOVING thAT THinG

[disaster, mayhem, explosions]

*a cryptic text message appears*

"haha let me pay you back in 30 years" [has 3 months to live]

I WANT TO BELIEVE [thunder noises]

[enter a priceless archeological site] "we need to protect this priceless archeological site" [proceed to blow it up]

twf when senpai prefers to hang out with two TOTAL LOSERS instead of noticing you :(

nerd-on-nerd bullying

"scientific" explanation makes no sense whatsoever, more at 6

the DUMBASS triangle

[a healthy dose of psychological trauma]

crab attack!!!

[rescued by a floating corpse]

top ten atrocities committed by local villain:

unnecessary English

investigative journalism, but it's "white people approach to anthropology" edition

[0] days since the local village was last razed to the ground

/gets shot in the gut/ tis but a scratch

how to win a gunfight:

1. run faster than bullets; 2. bring a knife; 3. be immortal

*brings an army to a hostage situation*

is this OUR terminal illness? fuck off

[getting kinkshamed on main because a creepy leather doll was caught in bed with you]

grounded by your mob boss uncle #unfair

💖presenting potential love interests for 40yo males:

20yo woman more emotionally mature than you why do i feel like you have chemistry with that teenage girl 20yo woman who acts like she's 16yo creepy ancient leather doll single mom getting involved in organized crime to get money for hospital bills

"time for you to get yourself a life because i'm gonna die"

Stuck for 1000 years in Amazon Warehouse Simulator: Graverobbing Edition

[deadly workplace hazard] [deadly workplace hazard] [deadly workplace hazard] [deadly workplace haza---for fuck's sake UNIONIZE

*brings a boombox to a fistfight*

((psychologically destroying your manager for fun AND profit))

Solving Mysteries & Bullying Local Mafia

noooo don't run errands for the mob ur so sexy aha

~~ let's play a ✨game ✨ ~~

goddammit jigsaw calm down

kill your manager before your manager kills you

in the end... you either die a hero... or get promoted to Greverobbing Amazon Director

[enzie-ki]

OOC || UNCANNY COUNTER S2E8 THOUGHTS

WAHOO LET'S GO GUYSSS

That credits scene was so unexpected because like HE'S BAD??? AND POOR DO-HWI NO

Oh it's back to Gelly and ha-na

IF YOU TOUCH DO-HWI I WILL MURDER YOU

NOOOO

UHHUH GO HANA GET HER

Don't tell me

.......

MR HWANG YOU SEXY MAN I LOVE/HATE YOU BUT PLEASE LEAVE

excuse me

I want Gelly gone but also this is such a betrayal

damn

HE'S GONNA EAT HER?????

WAIT DOES THIS MEAN GELLY AND HANA ARE GONNA TEAM UP????

NAH THAT'S TOO OUT

MR HWANG DONT TOUCH DO-HWI

HAHA BRO GOT SNATCHED

yo where'd they all go

UH oh Mr hwang, you've made quite a few enemies today

I'M SO SORRY DO HWI

OH THANK. JEHOVA LORD ABOVE HE'S ALIVEEEE

YESSSS

Mo-Tak you're so smart but damnnnnnnn

that's very bad

Mr Hwang I want Gelly gone but I want hana to get her don't eat her please

HEY LEAVE JEOK-BONG ALONE

BRO NOT THE NOSE HAIRS

AHH DO-HWI IS GOOD

oh good it's only Gelly who's gone from his memories

Ha-na I feel for you girl

eyo maybe give him his clothes back?

HE'S AWAKE WAHOO

DO-HWI YOU'RE SO IN LOVE IT HURTS

THAT'S SO SAD NOOO

wait wdym you won't be in danger because of me anymore

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

ARE YOU WIPING ALL HIS MEMORIES OF YOU IN THE PRESENT

I KNEW THIS MOMENT WOULD COME

DAMNIT

WAIT IT'S ALL HIS MEMORIES OF YOU EVER???

THAT'S TERRIBLE

AND THE MUSIC TOO

HE LOOKS SO PEACEFUL

oh it's a pharmacy

AHAHA GELLY I HOPE IT HURTS

but Mr Hwang ur also an a-hole tho

surely not, you aren't gonna try and turn into a counter

Surely not

ope dead pharmacist of course

OH NO SHE HAS TO PACK ALL THE TOYS AWAY

😭😭😭😭

NOOO SHE HAS TO SEE HIM AVAKN

DOES HE RECOGNISE HER?

NO HE DOESN'T THAT'S SO UPSETTING

ok this confirms that mun isn't in love with hana

JEOK BONG WHAT ARE YOU WEARING

NAHH THAT'S TOO FAR

yall are so funny

Such a functional little family

BRO MO-TAK IS SO AGGRESSIVE DAMN

yall this is so sad

bro just wants to eat

Evil spirits??? Now???

The sniffing noises are cracking me uppp

Yo its the popped eyeball vein man

BRO STOP SCREAMING

Mo-Tak you're so intense sometimes but other times you're 3 nine-year olds an otter and a balloon in a trench coat

Oh it's ripoff hatter— I mean chung-jae again

who the heck are these guys

stop stroking them wth

EXCUSE ME

DONT GO AFTER MY HUSBAND

EXCUSE ME WHY IS 37 HERE

DIDN'T MS CHU SET YOU ON THE RIGHT PATH

AHHH

So ungrateful

ripoff hatter leave him alone

WAIT A MINUTE

ARE YOU GONNA TARGET MS CHU????

NO

37 please leave ms chu alone

Bro she knows more about that knife scar than you do

This is so sweet and the thing is I watched the credits scene in the last episode so I know hes gonna betray her

MS Chu don't drink that

NOO THIS IS SO SWEET

BRO WHYYYYYY

37 you better change your ways

THAT JUICE WAS POISONED OH NO

37 YOU BASTARD

HE REALLY DOESN'T WANT TO HURT YOU

MS CHU NOOO

LEAVE MY HALMEONI ALONE

LEAVE MY HUSBAND ALONE TOO

Oh ms chu ur so badass

MO-TAK IS GOING TO KILL ALL OF YOU

AHH THERE HE IS

MY HUSBAND

I LOVE ALL THIS MAN'S FIGHT SCENES

THE HEAD FLICK

YO THAT KICK THO

YAAAH MS CHU YOU BADASS WOMAN

HER AND MO-TAK ARE ONE OF THE BEST DUOS IF NOT THE BEST DUO IN THIS SHOW

ohooohoohoo they plotting

oh not 37 again

she's gonna be in your house again

WAIT WHAT

OILY MA

PLEASE LEAVE 37 ALONE

bro this bodyguard I feel him

ripoff hatter treats him so badly

BRO'S GOLFING IN THE NIGHT

GO SLEEP

bro why are you so mean to your employees leave that woman alone!

MHM

OH NOOOOOOOO

OILY MA

HE'S TRULY OILY NOW

HE'S GONNA KILL YOU

bro you think you can run from a man with telekinesis

I HATE YOU BUT I DONT WANT OIL DEMON TO GET MORE POWERFUL

MOTAK YOU CAN'T TAKE THIS GUY ALONE

OH YEAH YOU'RE FREAKISHLY STEONG

OILY MA DOESN'T EVEN WANT YOU HE WANTS RIPOFF HATTER/ CHUNG-JAE

bro what

what

WHAT????

EXCUSE ME?

SIR

SIR WHY CAN YOU TIE HANDCUFFS THAT FAST

(sure as heck gonna use that in a fanfiction coming up😏)

PLEASE DONT DIE THO OR LOSE A HAND

I FEEL LIKE HE GONNA RIP UR HAND OFF THE GET THE CUFFS OFF

NOOO MY HUSBAND

OIL MONKEY NOOOOO

I SWEAR

I SWEAR

I SWEAR IF THEY KILL MO-TAK

OIL MONKEY IM GOING TO LIGHT YOU ON FIRE AND FRY YOU LIKE CHICKEN AND THEN CHOKE YOU FOR CHOKING MY HUSBAND

(why do your arms stick out of the screen that is concerning)

OH THANK GOD

DONT LET THE OIL MONKEY GET YOU

Ok Mr ma please leave my husband alone

YOUR HAND NO

LEAVE MS CHU ALONE

RIPOFF HATTER I HATE U BUT DONT GET EATEN BY MA

FINALLY

WEAPONS

FINALLY

ma just hit him with the get rotated combo

this is so funnt

just a guy running after a golf cart

BRO THE TERRITORY FINALLY

MO-TAK PLS BE OK

OIL MONKEY SHUT THE FRICK UP

ew

bullet

no, don't even THINK about listening to Mr hwang

JEOK BONG BE QUIET DONT CRY

So Mun your poor grandma

surely Mr ma won't go soft again

MUN WHY ARE YOU TALKING SO FROSTILY

Ok he's just putting up a hard exterior

I wanna hug you both so badly

NOO THEY'RE ALL CRYING

MR HWANG.

YOU AND I HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT

2 THINGS ACTUALLY

ONE: STOP BEING SO DAMN SEXY ALL THE TIME

TWO: LEAVE MR MA ALONE

MR MA NOOOOOOOOO

YOU'VE GONE FULL OILY

I CAN SEE IT I YOUR EYES

IT'S ONLY OIL THAT'S THERE

Mr Hwang I think your sexiness adds to your manipulation skills

THE EYES R SO EXPRESSIVE

bro the sniffing sounds

Mo-Tak what just happened to you

what's up tiger

ah yes, always a reason

HE WANTS TO LEARN TO FIGHT THE TELEKINESIS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

you're so wonderful motak

BRO GOT FOLDED LIKE AN OMELETTE

bro!!

YOU DID IT I'M SO PROUD OF YOU

HE'S SO HAPPY

oop bro flew

why are yall wearing jackets indoor, surely u must be sweating bullets

JEOK BONG YOUR NOSE DAMNIT

OILY MA NO

MUN IF YOU'RE UNSURE JUST SUMMON THE TERRITORY

OOH SNIFF SNIFF JEOK BONG

THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW

FINALLY

TERRITORY

wait what

Territory why happened

it doesn't reach that high?

bro that's so much bs

NAHH that's BS

IT'S THE SEXY MAN AGAIN

BRO RUN

LEAVE

YOU ARE OUTPOWERED

IT'S OILY MA TOO

MUN YOU CANT TAKE HIM ALONE

WAIT WHAT

MUN YOU'RE STRONGER THAN THIS

OOH THE SEXY MAN IS BLEEDING

YUH GET THEM

bro isn't someone going to call security or something

Y'ALL R REALLY DESTROYING THE PLACE

MUN U CANT TAKE BOTH AT THE SAME TIME

NOOOOO

WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NOTHE EPISODES ABOUT TO END TOO

oop love the mun pov

BITE HIM I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH

USE YOUR TEETH

THEYRE ALL FEFKENDIGN MUN GREAT

HELL YEAH HIT THAT MAN

GELLY?????????

EXCUSE ME

WHY ARE YOU BACK

YOU BETTER NOT HELP THE BAD GUYS

LEAVE MUN ALONE

NOOO SHE WANTS TO BECOME A COUNTER

OR AT LEAST GET THEIR POWERS

BUT WIGEN'S DEFFO GONNA DECLINE YOU

WAIT MUN NO

WHAT

EXCUSE ME

GELLY WHAT THE HELL

EXCUSE ME

HIS HAIR

BRO THIS IS THE SECOND TIME

ABSOLUTELY NOT

WIGEN NOOOO

wait he's just gonna go into a coma again right?

OH SHE'S PISSED OFF MR HWANG

YUP UR DEAD GELLY

YOU LAUGH LIKE A HYENA TOO

Gelly please you will die and you will make Hwang stronger

NUH UH IT DOESNT END THERE NOOO

NOPE

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE JT

I NEED TO SEE THE CREDITS SCENE

OK HE'S BACK IN A COMA GOOD

BUT NO MORE MEMORIES

AYO DID I JUST SEE MY BOY

MY LITTLE KITTEN

JI CHEONG-SIN????

WAHOO HE'S BACK BUT THAT ALSO MEANS THAT YOU'RE ALL ROYALLY SCREWED

NAHHHHHH

BRO I LOVED THAT EP BUT ALSO THE CLIFFHANGER

THIS IS ME RN

WELP, GOTTA WAIT TILL SATURDAY

OOC || UNCANNY COUNTER S2E4 THOUGHTS

SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT

glad we've got another furry lady (Gelly) to replace hyang-hui

If she hurts my baby I will break her acrylics

and also her spine

Pil Kwang and Mun are really just stranger things-ing it right now and I'm all here for it

It's giving eleven vs one but better because I like this show

Ah yes the power of a promise made you stronger good

how dare that man try and shoot chairman Choi if I snatch your weave this second

Gelly please stop with the scratching

So many problems would be stopped if people used their teeth as weapons

Getting choked? Bite. Getting held down? Bite. Jeok Bong I know you're new but please just bite her

MS SO IS BACK WOOHOO AND WONG IS GONE BOY GETCHA VAMPIRE LOOKIN-AHH OUT OF HERE

(he was kinda cool though)

oh damnit I forgot about the other Chinese counters

WAHOO MS CHU AND MS SO APPRECIATION

Chairman Choi you better thank Mun for saving you from that bullet

mo tak coming in with the tango disc pop off king

MS CHU WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU

CHAIRMAN CHOI IS SIMPING REAL HARD RN

DAMN ARE THEY GOOD AT DANCE

oh no jeok-Bong are you good

my poor baby noo

GELLY YOU DESERVED THAT I DIDN'T EVEN REALISE YOUR EYE WAS GONE BUT HELL IF YOU DESERVED IT

Pil Kwang why are you naked Pil Kwang why are you naked I don't care you just got out of the bath WHY ARE YOU NAKED PIL KWANG WHY ARE YOU

excuse me what is this wet monkey looking thing

you look like you smell of bin juice and petrol

STOP CORRUPTING MY MR. MA

STOP BREATHING IN HIS FACE TOO YOU'LL GIVE HIM BLACK LUNG

oh I really hope he doesn't get possessed but I have a very bad feeling he will

JEOK BONG WHERE ARE YOU

YOU BETTER NOT LEAVE ME NOOOO

GELLY YOU FURRY BASTARD YOU SCARED HIM

NOW HE FEELS WORTHLESS ASDAGFJGKGASHKHF

HE BETTER COME BACK

I swear if its because his pores are clogged that his power stopped working or because he got punched I will cry

Jeok-Bong's dad stop comparing your son, that happened to me and it was BAD

My poor baby UnU

SEONG-SIK YOU BASTARD

HOW DARE YOU PUT MY BABY IN DANGER

LEAVE HIM ALONE

LEAVE THE DAD ALONE TOO

ayo why does this man have so much blood in his nose

AHH HIS POWER CAME BACK

HE JUST HAD TO GET GUT IN THE NOSE AGAIN

HELL YEAH GET WRECKED YOU STINKY BASTARD

GET HIM BABY WAHOO

PUT COW DUNG ON THAT MAN

MMMMM Y'ALL IN YUNG BETTER BE CHEERING

WELL DONE JEOK-BONG

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

TO ETERNAL OIL HELL WITH YOU EVIL SPIRIT

AWWW JONG-GUK ISNT MAD GOOD

WAIT HE'S 21?

I SMELL MORE BS IN THAT STATEMENT THAN JEOK-BONG DOES AT WORK GOSH DAMN

THE BIG BROTHER STATEMENT

Aww him and his dad are bonding again finally

This is so wholesome I'm going to cry

MHM UR MAKING YOUR DAD PROUD JEOK-BONG

💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

No because tell me why Mun has such a good fashion sense

And Mo-Tak too

And Ha Na

All of them actually

Gelly I regret to tell you but that steak is raw

I hope you get food poisoning

STOP MAKING CONNECTIONS DAMNIT

LEAVE MR MA ALONE

NOO IT'S THE EVIL OIL DEMON THING

LEAVE HIM ALONE

YOU AND YOUR MONKEY SOUNDING VOICE BETTER SINK BACK INTO THE OIL OCEAN

Mo-Tak please relax you're like three 9 year-olds in a trench coat

KWANG AND GELLY

YOU BASTARDS

EVIL OIL DEMON STUPID

LEAVE MY MR. MA OUT OF THIS

HOW DARE THE EPISODE END THERE

[juliesthoughtposts]

welcome back bitches!!! it is time for another film review and today's is DON'T WORRY DARLING

maybe an unpopular opinion, but what am i here to do if not stir the pot, i really liked this movie. like, REALLY enjoyed it. of course, it wasn't perfect, but it was so interesting. i was never bored, not once! there was always something cool happening, whether it was a part of the actual story or there was just something pretty to look at or hear. maybe i'm biased because i'm a whore for mid century modern architecture but i don't care! the costuming, set design, and soundtrack were all A+. florence pugh was incredible. but she always is. no surprise there. i love her so much. and i didn't think harry styles was bad! not like showstopping spectacular, but he was not a horrible actor by any means. my only real critique was that i wish the story was a bit more cohesive. sometimes it felt like i was watching little snippets, like cartoon strips, instead of a full story. sometimes i wasn't sure exactly why we were going from one scene to another. but overall, i loved this movie and will gladly watch it probably 1000 more times

all in all noooo chris pine don't die ur so sexy

[crepus]

Me @ signora: Noooo don't die ur so sexy haha

[brujadelacalle13]

Oh my god Defiance is killing me like I read part of it two or three years ago and then dropped off and today I just binged all 220k words in a single day like do you know how many words that is that is too many words the human brain isn't supposed to take in 220k awesomely crafted words in one day and anyways all this to say that your writing is cool even if some of the content doesn't sit right with me and I love your take on the Olympians and the Constellations go extremely hard (noooo Orion don't die ur so sexy with your willingness to kill whoever ahahahaa)

Thanks? 😅 i haven't gotten an anon in so long 🥰

[grartaire]

me at myself: haha noooo don't die of dehydration ur so sexy

[jjkyaoi]

noooo don't die facing off with the thing that took ur brother from you you're so sexy ahahahah

thinking about tim stoker at 4AM. devastation