#nonnie u lunatic

[teddybeartoji]

ur handle made me think of this but do u think toji likes being called ur lil tojibear

TOJIBEAR!!!!!!!! OOOOHHH MY FUCKINGG GOD STOP THIS MADNESS I AM SLEEPY AND SAPPY I CANNOT DO THIS HE WOULD 10000% ROLL HIS EYES AND SCOFF AND HUFF AND PUFF HIS CHEST HE'D TEASE YOU AND TELL YOU TO STOP BUT INSIDE. HE LOVES IT. HE LOVES IT WHEN YOU CALL HIM ALL THESE SILLY CUTE NAMES BC NOBODY ELSE EVER DOES IT IT'S WEIRD AT FIRST BUT THEN HIS HEART BEATS A LITTLE FASTER AND HIS CHEEKS GROW A LITTLE WARMER BC IT'S LOVE YOU DO IT OUT OF LOVE HE'S YOUR LITTLE TOJIBEAR YOU BESTOW THESE NICKNAMES UPON HIM AND HE WEARS THEM WITH PRIDE BECAUSE IT'S YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

[melliemell]

HEYA GUESS WHOS BACK~

THE FIC U WROTE W THE POCKY PROMPT WAS SO GOOD LIKE ONG?? SOO NOW IM BACK FOR MORE >:)

IM THINKING.. CHRISTMAS THEMED DATES!! COZ ITS THE XMAS SEASON WOULD THEY HAVE ANY CUTE DATES U NORMALLY CANT HAVE IN THE SUMMER? (EXAMPLE; ICE SKATING) (also I’d prefer if u wrote for Dazai and Ranpo again i cannot get enough of those idiots ��🙏🙏) THX IN ADVANCE~ -Annon who still hasn’t found their glasses… seriously where are they😭😭

Omg hi again!! I'll have you know I've been listening to Christmas songs on repeat as I wrote this. My brain is fried and so ready for the Holidays. I blame u for this.

And please don't go around blind like that, I pray for you and your glasses, nonnie

BSD Cast ft. Christmas Dates

(Dazai, Ranpo, Fyodor, Sigma, Chuuya, Atsushi)

Dazai - Drunk Decorating

“Whaat? Gimme the unicorn here, I have a feeling about this.”

And you’d watch in horror, giggles bubbling out of your lips as the dumbass would duck-tape the poor plush to your Christmas tree, eyes sparkling with child’s delight. The alcohol swirling about in both your veins would’ve started manifesting at some point during the evening, all according to Dazai’s precise calculations. Totally.

If there was one thing Dazai was good at, it was being unconventional. Decorating for Christmas while being drunk off your asses was not on your to-do list, but boy does it leave an impactful memory. Nobody remembers whose idea it was. Most of the night consisted of snippets of hyper-intense clarity… followed by what the actual fuck random scraps of memory. 

Did we really snatch the Agency’s decorations from reception? Of course not, duh. Why is Ranpo’s overcoat hanging from our Christmas tree? How mysterious. You’d be giggling uncontrollably at everything as the night progressed.

You’ve never struggled so hard for your life as when you had to outrun Dazai’s lanky frame, his sticky fingers at the ready to steal whatever shiny ornament you fought tooth and nail to secure. All efforts would end up futile though. Especially when you’d find yourself barely keeping your balance atop Dazai’s shoulders with no clue as to how he managed that.

With tape in one hand and his encouraging instructions as your guide…

Your ceiling had never looked this sparkly and hideous.

Get prepared for an intense hangover and even clingier Dazai the next morning. He will not, under any circumstances, let you leave him alone for the whole day. Suffering together is an act of love, after all.

Ranpo - Snowball Fight

The moment the first snow hit, it would be like a switch had turned on in Ranpo’s behaviour. He’d be used to your antics by now so being extra aware of his surroundings–just in case–was a mandatory tactic for survival on his part. Especially the more it snowed…

You knew how much Ranpo loved being coddled and cuddled all the time, so it came as no surprise his complete despise of cold weather, the sensation of freezing in wet clothes making him shudder in distaste. 

He always had a grumpy face on, cheeks flushed and lips pouting as you waddled through the snow every time you had to leave home. 

He was adorable… and completely at your mercy.

You both knew what was to come. The first snowball would barely scrape his hat, Ranpo’s body spinning around quickly to face you, eyes betrayed. 

“Aw, come on! I knew it.”

He’d whine a lot, making you giggle even more as you prepared for the upcoming battle.

Ranpo’s not a very agile person, but his observation skills combined with years of practice being with you made him nearly impossible to hit, dodging like his actual life depended on it. There was no mercy for you either, taking every hit with pride as you chased each other down the snowed path. 

It would go on until you were both freezing, you grinning like a lunatic and Ranpo’s face of defeat bordering on exasperation. He’d absolutely not like you tackling him down on the snow either, hair soaking and nose as red as it could get. Shame he looked so cute like that; it’s not like you could help it.

Get prepared for extra snuggles as you get back home. That and Ranpo’s cold feet being shoved against your calves the moment he had you locked in an unassuming hug. 

Sweet, sweet revenge, here it comes.

Fyodor - Ice Skating

Fyodor’s not a very social person if he could help it. Spending quality time in a quiet, peaceful place was more down his alley than being jammed up beside people, most of whom were probably barely able to stay on their skates to begin with. An unpleasant hassle, in his opinion.

It would take some convincing and a good dose of bribing before you had him sighing in defeat, your hands interlocked as you towed him along to the skating rink. 

Of course the bastard knew how to skate. Of course. 

Very careful around you, and absolutely refusing to hold onto your hand until you got the hang of how to balance properly. Ungodly amount of patience, even if you caught a whiff of annoyance from him here and there– it was mostly directed towards people veering too close for your comfort, making you clutch harder to the railings, your progress forgotten every time. 

A surprisingly encouraging teacher, with praise where praise was due. Yet strict enough for it to feel more like a coaching session than an actual date. That is, until you figured out how to glide your skates without support, smile wide and exited as it matched Fyodor’s content nod of approval. 

Hands interlocked as he pulled you along, the fun of it engulfed you more as your worry slowly dissipated. Dragging Fyodor to the centre of the ring on wobbly legs was harder than expected, but the sappy kiss you managed to pry out of him was all worth it. 

There was something about silly little romantic moments like those that melted your heart on the spot. And having Fyodor pull you flush against him, hands cupping your cheeks as he rubbed some warmth into them–yeah, you could only look at his lovely violet eyes, your gaze filling with affection.

Sigma - Christmas Shopping

You know how a cat looks when it gets excited to see its human get back? No? It’s the exact same thing with Sigma. 

He’d be all swirling emotions and anticipation on the inside, yet barely any signs of it slipping through his demeanor of collected calmness. You might even mistake it for indifference for all the Christmas shopping you have to do. Maybe even a chore that needs to be done than a fun activity for you two.

You’d be so wrong. 

Christmas is a family holiday; the time of year you spend with your loved ones. At home. He’ll be home, with you. And he has to choose whether orange or red garlands would go best with your kitchen curtains. Sigma’s this close to losing it and having a full breakdown from how happy he actually is that Sigma.exe has stopped working properly. 

Constant battle between being happy with whatever you choose to buy, and the internal desire for everything to be perfect. He has to give you the best Christmas you’ve ever had. Would absolutely go crazy on the shopping lists. You mentioned something offhand that you liked? There’s three of it waiting for you the next day. Can’t choose on a tree? Why, you can have one in the living room, and one for your bedroom too. He’ll take care of it, don’t you worry about anything.

Sweats the whole time as he tries to take care of it all.

Absolutely needs reminders that you’re in this together, and no, you being there with me is enough, Sigma. I don’t care for anything else. Refuses to let go of your hand anywhere you go, basking in the warm feeling of being loved to the fullest.

Chuuya - Cabin Getaway

Absolutely his idea. 

As absurdly far away from the city as you could get, deep in the mountains with the most beautiful view that steals your breath away. You’re afraid to ask how much it cost. Better not. 

Warm blankets with and a fireplace to snuggle by, any ambitions for trying your skills at setting up dinner were soon forgotten. Not when Chuuya’s chest was firm against your back, his hands rubbing soothing circles on your shoulders. You were practically melting into him, losing yourself in his warm breath beside your cheek, the deep, low tone he talked with as you enjoyed each other’s company. He was so full of passion usually, the emotions spilling out of him in a constant stream of need for action. 

Not now. Now Chuuya was… here. All soft smiles and light laughter as he poured more wine into your glasses as the night progressed. Talking about life and its meaning, enjoying the moments to the fullest. Having his arm thrown around you as he kept you close was a bliss you never wished to end.

The night was long and filled with a sense of being right where you were meant to be. And when you rose up, pulling Chuuya by the hand as hooded eyes met yours, his grin widening–you found yourself kissing him then. And you didn’t stop until you were both stumbling back to the bedroom, your clothes leaving a trail behind you.

He was all yours for the taking, warm and willing for your every whim. Such a lovely place he found, it’d be a shame not to have a bit of fun… everywhere. 

Finding your clothes in the morning was definitely a hassle, one both of you couldn’t stop laughing about even as Chuuya’s hat definitely wasn’t supposed to be hanging from the chandelier.

Atsushi - Sledge Date

It was an idea you’ve both had for a while. Neither one of you knew how to navigate a thing like that, but hey–it was happening.

Atsushi swears he did not steal a sledge. He only asked Dazai if he had one by chance, and he was so kind to offer it half an hour later, all wide grins and wiggling eyebrows. You’ve never seen Dazai own a thing like that, let alone have it at such a quick disposal. Maybe it was best not to ponder too much over it.

The moment you saw the hill you were meant to glide gracefully down from, you stomach did a double flip. Yeah, you were both going to die, this was not the cute little slide rides you had imagined. 

It took Atsushi some encouraging words and a promise to not let go of you no matter what, and you were gingerly sitting behind him, hands gripping firmly around his torse as you glued your stiff body to his back. His hand rested atop your own, warm and soothing as he rubbed your knuckles.

Atsushi was surprisingly calm about this. Maybe he felt your need for a secure presence beside you or he just naturally took on the role. It didn’t matter, really. Not when he didn’t shut up the entire time, whether it be panicked rambling as you slid down or his general chatter. 

Atsushi kept throwing glances behind him, checking in on you each time you went down. And he held your hand firmly as you groaned from having to climb back up every time. His attentiveness was cute, even more so every time he asked you how you felt. Knowing you had someone who didn’t get annoyed at your complaints or belittled your worries felt… nice. Yeah, really nice. 

You couldn’t wait to shower him in kisses once you got back home.

[garoujo]

One thing I looove about Blue Lock is that in a lot of series, there’s a character who’s “the unhinged one.” But in Blue Lock, that’s all of them. Every single one. You really can’t go wrong, but for me, Isagi is just *chef’s kiss* 80% wholesome boy next door type, 20% complete lunatic. And that is so sexy of him. 💕

nonnie u are so right!!! they’re literally all just lil dudes + then u see them mid game and ALL HELL IS BREAKING LOOSE! agree isagi is soooo crazy it’s so funny cause he’s such a sweetheart when he’s not playing :3 but if i scored a goal against him i’d literally cry cause i know he’s coming for me sob <33 ur so right tho it’s so sexy!!!

[4th-make-quail]

kind of a silly question maybe but what does your url mean?

Haha, it's not a silly question nonny, don't worry! It's a FFXIV reference, from the Bozja content specifically! If anyone has seen me talk about Basch/Sartauvoir, that's where they're from - the IVth Legion of the Garlean army!

One of the characters, Gilbrisbert, has this thing called auracite which takes control of dead bodies and channels summoned monsters into them, specifically the espers from FFXII (see where I'm going with this....). Those summoned monsters are called 4th-make [thing], because they're from the IVth Legion - so 4th-make Famfrit, or 4th-make Hashmal etc., and they have a bunch of magitek enemies with the same naming scheme too. Hence, 4th-make Quail!

So basically it's a Bozja reference, because it's one of my major special interests! And this is partially because it's based off FFXII and written by the Matsuno who wrote FFXII, but also because it's a legion full of absolute lunatics and old men, so as u can imagine, it's laser targeted quail content! :3

[navybrat817]

i watched the gray man again today because im a hoe and i just NEEDED to see these two unhinged lunatics again but what I'm here to say is , the hospital scene , where six gets a knife stabbed through his hand , the way he growls after that , its bringing out my cavewomn instincts its making my brain hurt im going feral , he always growls or grunts so intensely when he's hurt do u think he'll be the same in bed navy

We embrace the hoe ways here, nonnie. And, yes, I believe he does growl and grunt in bed. 😏

You always clench around him when he lightly growls against your skin or grunts filthy things in your ear. He accentuates it with the snap of his hips, making sure you feel how serious he is. It's a privilege to be ruined by him. Some days he likes to keep his hand over your mouth as you take his thrusts, your moans and whimpers vibrating against his palm. It isn't that he doesn't love the sounds you let out for him. He craves them. But there are time he needs you to listen.

"Need me to come inside you, don't you? No, no, no," he groans when you try to push his hand away. "Want your pussy to beg for it. Do it. I'll come when you come for me."

Love and thanks! ❤️

[bittybattybunny]

Hurt us, Bun!

uvu ~! I try nonny I try

(btw this does have a small cameo/showing of Nell who belongs to @/doodleimprovement!!!)

I’m putting under a read more so if people don’t want spoilers they can avoid it

this comes from the chapter I’m currently working on so it’s like 30 chapters out of where I’m posted to

“No, I’m the lunatic.” Eclipse deadpanned. She gripped Snatcher’s shirt as she turned to see a few more men, “I don’t want to fight, I want to sleep.”

“Then sleep with me!” Mario laughed, gasping when Snatcher punched him in the face. Mario growled as he grabbed Eclispe’s discarded water and threw it in the man’s face.

Snatcher gasped as he spat, and his already started transformation began to speed up. Eclipse gasped as he fell backwards on top of her. She tried to move as he writhed, bones splitting as he lashed out. Mario could only stare in horror as he fell to the ground as the leviathan rapidly began to fill the school hallway.

“ARULIUS!” Eclipse gasped as she felt his weight increase. She clawed at the floor, trying to pull out, but due to her exhaustion, she felt her body snapping a bit. She screamed as she heard a crack. She saw plaster falling as the merman tried to move.

“What the peck…” Mario could only mumble as a yellow puddle formed beneath him as Snatcher hissed in frustration.

“OH SHIT!” came a panicked voice as Ren came barreling down the hall. Snatcher recoiled in pain as the runes glowed like a collar around him. He flipped, smashing through a wall. Eclipse gasped and panted as she was freed from beneath him. She coughed, spitting up blood as she panted. Forcing herself to her feet, she leaned against the wall as her blue threads spun and gripped the leviathan tying him down. He whined as he laid tied up. He blew his hair from his face as he glared at mario who was staring in shock.

“I’ll see you in court.” the leviathan growled. He thudded the end of his tail angrily as people began to gather.

Ren began to chant and the area seemed covered in a mist, other teachers helping move the students to safety.

He sighed, “Nell! Can you go cast a minor memory erasure? And call Prometheus!” he shouted at the curly-haired school nurse who sighed, rolling their eyes. 

“Yeah, I’ll see what I can do.” they responded with another sigh, “Clean this up.” Waving a hand as green magic swirled they helped usher the witnesses away.

Ren put a hand to his hip as he walked over, stepping over unconscious mafia goons. He frowned, “So this is what you look like. Interesting!”

“It’s annoying.” Snatcher frowned, “I just heard shouting, came out to find him ganging u--- Eclipse!” his eyes went wide and he tried to turn to her. He panicked seeing the blood down her front as she sat breathing heavily against the wall.

“Oh no…” Ren frowned as he moved over. He knelt to help shift her as she winced. She gasped.

“C-Careful! Careful! i-I think my r-ribs are broken!” she coughed.

“I thought you can regenerate?” Ren spoke lowly as he waved a hand with glowing runes.

“N-Not very well if it’s internal.” she rasped, “H-he landed on me when he shifted, a-and a ton of weight a-ain’t great when I’m pretty l-low on magic.”

“I see. I can’t fully fix it, you’ll need to go to the hospital.” he frowned, “sorry.”

“I-It’s alright.” she coughed again as she saw Hattie running beneath Nell’s arms.

“M-Mom!” she knelt down as she started crying, “What happened? Everyone is freaking out?!”

“Mafia is full of idiots,” Snatcher responded, the girl turning to see him as the blue threads dissipated. He groaned and looked at Eclipse with a frown, “I’m sorry…” he chewed his lip, “t-this is---”

“Thank you for protecting me.” Eclipse cut him off as she laughed, “Snatc…” she smiled as she fell forward against the science teacher who held her gently.

“Eclipse!” Snatcher gasped, wincing as Ren waved more runes to subdue him.

“She’s just in a lot of pain. I think I stopped any bleeding but she needs a doctor.” Ren shifted her against the wall gently and stood up, “how long until you’re back?”

“When I stop being stressed out and wet.” Snatcher sighed as he reached a hand to pat Hattie’s head, “Kiddo, it’s going to be alright…”

“B-But mom is!!” she looked at her mother with tears dripping down.

[frannyzooey]

Okay so ummm In the Dark Ch 4… u hath killed me!! That was soooooo good!!!!!! The tension!!! Holy crap!! I smiled at my screen like a deranged lunatic at the dumpling and custard moment and gasped at the bookstore moment and ending!!! This was amazing!! This whole story is amazing!!! I know u struggled with this chapter and doubted it but I want you to know that this chapter and story r outstanding!! (sorry I repeated a lot of words there lol) I honestly admire u and the other writers I follow sm cause I write stuff myself but I’m too terrified to post so they just stay in my documents and so I understand what it feels like to struggle with this sorta stuff but u still manage to post the most incredible stories and this one is added to the list!!! U bless us all whenever u post and u just want to say thank you and well done!! I’m so excited to see where this story goes!!! ❤️❤️

Oh my gosh, nonnie this is so SWEET 😍❤️

I’m so glad that you’re liking the story so far and NEVER apologize for using too many of the same words in the kindest, sweetest message of praise ❤️

Thank you! 🥺❤️

I totally understand how you feel about being scared to post — I would never have found the courage to do so myself without the direct support of the bestest friend @profkenobi ❤️

It can be so intimidating! And scary! BUT — if I know one thing to be true, it’s that every person I’ve met in this fandom is a straight clown 🤡 who loves nothing more than new content for their whore eyes 😌

Even if it’s not smut, people gobble up fluff! They love to swim in angst! They love every trope known to man all combined into one delicious story because they love to read — and where else can you throw caution to the wind and toss out something like this other than the welcoming arms of fandom?

If you want — feel free to contact me via DM and I’ll be your personal hype man ❤️😌😘

[suggers-got-dingled]

Hiya lovely 😊 Do you think that Aaron will be with Alex until the New Year or Christmas? My monoshipping heart is crying 😂😂😂

hey nonnie! 👋🏻

honestly what a m o o d

my monoshipper heart cannot take anymore of them being with anyone but each other fgs just get them back together I have lost the will to LIVEEEEEE

I still feel like we’re a decade away from the christmas ep bc there’s still so much to deliver between then and it’s all on the road to Robert’s self destruction and the final push of him hanging off the edge of a metaphorical cliff

and that’s exactly what Alex is, a plot point for Aaron to have another attempt at ~proving~ he’s not still in love with Robert after his control weakens during the mill encounter (oh bab that’s never gonna work u should know that by now) and also to send Robert spiralling further into regression leading up to the redemption coma we all deserve when the yuletide turns ghostly gay

I’m hoping it’s not a continual thing for the last few weeks leading up to christmas but I doubt it bc from what I’ve seen Steven only filmed for a period of one week which means he’ll most likely only be in two or three eps if that

he’s only there to alleviate Robert’s suffering which will finally make him break and we’ve gotta remember what we already know

ROBRON ARE REUNITED INTO THE NEW YEAR

THEY’LL GET MARRIED AGAIN IN SUMMER

ALEX WILL JUST BECOME A REJECTED DISTANT MEMORY IN AARON’S LUDICROUS ‘U ARE NOT MY LUNATIC HUSBAND SO U DO NOT STAND A CHANCE IN COMPARING’ LOGIC

AND WE HAVE DOMESTICATED TOPLESS SEXUAL TENSION TO PLACATE US THE WEEK BEFORE

WE CAN DO THIS

[hotpinkhoshi]

hi it’s 1 am where i live and i just spent the past 3 hours binge reading The Pact and i just finished and can i just say????? This may be one of my all time fave fics i’ve ever read?? I love the way you write jinyoung and i love your writing in general basically. I mean don’t get me wrong the smut was *chef’s kiss* but like after chap 2 i was reading because i was genuinely interested in the story and what happens to Jinyoung and Y/N. Which, to me, is the sign of a tRULY good fic and a tRULY

good writer! Oh and the whole part where Y/N was saying to Jinyoung they knew they were gonna fight and hurt each other and probs regret it, but it would be alright because they loved each other?? OOF my poor heart, i really appreciated that statement. Something about it just resonated with me. Anyways sorry for rambling like a lunatic but i love u and ur writings and u just gained a happy new lil’ follower!!🥺💕💜✨ -💫 nonny

i’m so sorry i didn’t respond to this before, but i wanted to be able to sit down and write a legitimate response! thank you so much first of all, i cannot BELIEVE anyone would ever put this as one of their all time favs but i am so grateful. it means a lot that you’re reading for the story and not just the steamy smut lolol 

that bit meant a lot to me to write, because as much as i love happy endings, i wanted it to be realistic. a real relationship has fights and moments where both parties make mistakes and have to learn to change and grow together. so in order for it to be realistic to me as a lasting relationship, it was important that they both knew it wouldn’t always be easy but they would still choose each other, and put in the work. thank you again soooooooo much ily! 

[4th-make-quail]

28. Have you ever tagged a fic “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat”?

thank u lovely nonny!!

Yup, I got 2!

The first is a weird, experimental audio logs thing I did for Dabog/Sicinius from ffxiv's IVth Legion - a decoy soul. It's got medical experimentation, it's got ovipos, it's got forced eggnancy, magitek arms raping, it's a fun time! But all written from the POV of Sicinius, who's doing the work on Dabog. They have a delightfully fucked up story in game (they're in Bozja for anyone interested!) where Sicinius clones Dabog and uses him as a sort of psychological warfare against his former resistance friends. I love them, and there are 2 entire fics! One of which is this one. This is a theme, as you'll see for my next offering:

blood in the water - a ffxii Ghis/Bergan fic! Again, this is the second of 2 fics in the tag and I can only apologise to the author of the first which is a longfic and absolutely FANTASTIC (and got me into the ship to boot lol). Mine, however, is a kinda snuff, necrophilia type thing! I read this excellent series of ffxii fics which had a nethicite-implanted dove coming back to life after its neck was snapped, and when I tell you that lit up something in my brain hoo boy!!!! So the premise is Ghis and Bergan are sparring, Ghis by some miracle manages to kill Bergan, who experiences the best nut of his life at the point of death, then comes back to life begging for more, thanks to his lovely, insane nethicite-implanted bones. He's a fucking lunatic, I adore him...

Hope that answered your question, nonny! I don't tend to stray into dead dove territory very often, but I have an absolute blast when I do. :D