#nonfunctioning-queer

[incognitopolls]

Other poll blogs

Here is a list of poll blogs I've seen that post a wide variety of polls. These are blogs that aren't themed around a particular media or interest; there are many, many more blogs focused on polls in specific niches, but the ones listed below operate more similarly to this blog.

@anonymous-polling

@apolladay

@apollos-polls

@curiositysavesthecat

@funpolls

@low-stakes-polls

@nerdwithapoll

@poll-position

@random-fun-polls (nonfunctional as of Jan 24)

@reblogforsamplesize

@roly-poly-polls

@spicypolls (NSFW polls)

@swarm-of-polls-in-a-trench-coat

@the-polls

@transgenderpolls (polls about trans things)

@tumbler-polls

@wow-so-many-polls

@wxlfpolls

@queer-questions-and-polls (LGBTQ+ polls)

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Supplemental blogs:

@seeresultssweep (DEFUNCT) calculated "see results" out of polls to show true percentages of actual responses; listed even though they're not active anymore since their post history still shows useful info

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If you know of more or run a poll blog yourself, feel free to shout it out in the comments! I'll add any non-themed blogs to this list, which will be accessible via my pinned post.

I do not know the owners of any of these blogs and don't know what they will or won't post– if you plan on submitting polls to any of them, you should check any guidelines they have posted.

[shellibocs]

take me back oh, drunken gods of slaughter. you know I've always been your favourite daughter

absolutely blown away by this amazingly piece of my girl venera by @red-nightskies !!! Emma thank you so much for bringing my other head brainworm to life, she looks amazing in your style!! I’m STILL zooming in finding details I didn’t see before! if you ever wanted to commission emma, do it!!

tag list (opt in/out) @queennymeria @chyrstis @derelictheretic @tommyarashikage @benwishaw @boldly-ho @raresvtm @devil-kindred @florbelles @roofgeese @ruvviks @strangefable @confidentandgood @leviiackrman @carrionsflower @simplegenius042 @thedeadthree @loriane-elmuerto @socially-awkward-skeleton @imogenkol @malefiquinn @risingsh0t @neonshrike @a-treides @captastra @gothimp @statichvm @calenhads @poetikat @nonfunctioning-queer @ghostfvcker @dickytwister @inafieldofdaisies

[adelaidedrubman]

john seed x jestiny rook + hank (pretend it’s an opossum) (fc5) | faith seed x jenna swann (fc5)

minthara baenre x kyrene multhoma (bg3) | clarabelle barclay x sadie adler (rdr2)

i was tagged by @rhettsabbott @voidika @captastra @blissfulalchemist @orionlancasterr @imogenkol @a-treides @josephslittledeputy @katsigian @risingsh0t @direwombat to make some lovey dovey great hinged couples in this adorable picrew! outgoing tags below cut:3 and link in replies i fucking guess because tumblr formatting never fails

tagging: @henbased @florbelles @lordundying @belorage @omen-speaker @derelictheretic @nowandthane @hctknives @josephseedismyfather @memaidraws @quickhacked @theresaruggedroad @thefathersbride @wrathfulrook @thedeadthree @galaxycunt @fourlittleseedlings @nonfunctioning-queer @confidentandgood @shellibisshe @cassietrn @simplegenius042 @clicheantagonist @strafethesesinners @shallow-gravy @jackiesarch @stacispratt @voidbuggg @firstaidspray @8bitpizzacoupons @strangefable @ladyoriza @socially-awkward-skeleton @deputyash + opt in/out here!

[shellibisshe]

but a woman is a changeling, always shifting shape / just when you think you have it figured out / something new begins to take

template. gifs (one. two.). inspo. part one.

tag list! (opt in/out) @raresvtm @devil-kindred @florbelles @roofgeese @ruvviks @strangefable @confidentandgood @leviiackrman @carrionsflower @simplegenius042 @thedeadthree @loriane-elmuerto @socially-awkward-skeleton @imogenkol @malefiquinn @risingsh0t @kyberinfinitygems @a-treides @captastra @gothimp @statichvm @calenhads @poetikat @nonfunctioning-queer @ghostfvcker @dickytwister @inafieldofdaisies

[strafethesesinners]

Which of the 16 Main Archetypes is your OC?

Browsing uquiz and decided to take this quiz for my boys and start a tag chain!

The Outlaw

You're fiercely independent with a sense of self that keeps you from bending to societal constraints. Okay, so you don't make a lot of friends, but the ones you do have are loyal and have similar values. Other characters do resent you, but they have a secret jealously of your freedom and absolute disregard for their hierarchies. For example, the Sheriff of Nottingham (from Robin Hood) expresses his hidden envy of a life that he could never have. Other outlaws in literature are Roux from Chocolat by Joanne Harris, and Maurice Leblanc’s Arsène Lupin.

The Damsel

You don't necessarily have to be female to get this result. You are one of the rarer types on this website, representing innocence, naivety, inexperience, and trust. You know there's bad in the world. but you've never given up on the good and cling to this even when bad things around you threaten to rip it away. Your positivity is unstoppable and you know there is always hope and wonder to be found in the world. You are in the company of Alice from Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Tiny Tim from Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.

The Trickster

No legends will be written about you, but you deserve a place in them anyway. Although most think of the hero, villain, or mentor archetypes, you may be even more iconic or liked. Before storytellers were repeating tales of Beowulf and King Arthur, they were gathering around the fire listening to stories about Coyote, Raven, and the spider god Anansi. You don't classify as necessarily good nor evil, you follow your own agenda and do whatever you need to accomplish that free of black/white morals. You probably stan antiheroes and antivillains. You are in the company of Puck from A Midsummer Night’s Dream and Loki from Norse mythology.

The Hero

You think you're strong. Well, you have to be strong. You're some flavor of goodness, you're a defender and an avenger and an attacker all at once. The world isn't a kind place and some part of you cries at that. The others don't. You're tested, every day, every week, and you keep picking the morally right choices, yet it feels like you never get rewarded for that. People think you're flawless, but you don't think you are. You have too many regrets, and you always think you could've done more. You are in the company of Wonder Woman, Harry Potter, Luke Skywalker, and many more heroes.

Tagging: @deputyash @stannussy @unleashed111 @unholymilf @adelaidedrubman @socially-awkward-skeleton @direwombat @henbased @josephslittledeputy @lulu2992 @raresvtm @orionlancasterr @amistrio @chyrstis @isobel-thorm @teamhawkeye @cassietrn @blissfulalchemist @florbelles @belorage @purplehairsecretlair @g0dspeeed @voidbuggg @katsigian @rindemption @inafieldofdaisies @nonfunctioning-queer @titiagls @derelictheretic @aceghosts @simplegenius042 @strangefable

[annabelle--cane]

and, okay, let's take two examples of "bad" book pitches that are often brought up in this discourse, both because they're inevitably very identifiable vagues and because I haven't read either of the books in question. xiran jay zhao's iron widow is pitched as "a handmaid's tale meets pacific rim scifi retelling of china's only female emperor" (not an exact quote, I'm pulling from memory). what I get from this short description is that it's probably about examining real world systemic misogyny through the lens of dystopia but still aims for an overall warm/hopeful tone and arc with a lot of high energy action. that doesn't actually tell me nothing, I feel like that gives me plenty of information to potentially pique my interest and get me looking up a full synopsis.

joy demorra's hunger pangs is about queer disabled polyamorous vampires. I'm an avid vampire enjoyer, so I know that vampires have historically been used as deliberate or subconscious metaphors for things like queerness and disability, and I can think of Perhaps one or two examples of notable vampire media that have prominently featured love triangles, so that character identity info tells me that this story is probably a pastiche gothic romance that knowingly plays on and subverts that pop cultural history. again, that isn't nothing, I would say that's enough to catch the potential target audience's attention and get them to follow a link for more details, I sincerely do not think these types of pitches are entirely nonfunctional.

[8bitpizzacoupons]

I haven't posted a WIP Wednesday in a MINUTE but! I'm workin on a sundress using some old bedsheets

(Wasabi's Helping)

Tagging @henbased @memaidraws @adelaidedrubman @nonfunctioning-queer @orionlancasterr and anyone else who feels like posting a WIP !

Bonus thing I JUST finished yesterday so its no longer a WIP but I'm proud of it:

Some Big Pants from a 1970s pattern I found in an antique shop. Its previous owner had delicately written her name in pencil on every piece, and they were all in PRISTINE condition despite having clearly been used. Lori [REDACTED] i don't know where you are or what you're doing now but I hope something nice happens to u today

[afarcryfrommymain]

8 TV shows to get to know me better!

Tagged by @nonfunctioning-queer to do this so thank you!

1. Trigun (1998)

2. The Owl House

3. The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

4. Inside Job

5. Arcane

6. Avatar: The Last Airbender

7. Lego Monkie Kid

8. Castlevainia

Hm, I will tag @adelaidedrubman @strafethesesinners @salad-says-hi @raccoongoblin666 @fishofthewoods and whoever else will like to do this!

(Some of these are mutuals from my main @galaxyfish hiiii)

[chazz-anova]

WIP Whenever!

tagged by my loves @nightwingshero and @glowwormsmith! thank yall 😘 i've been working on a nsfw abcs for faith so here's a snippet!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Faith is extremely cuddly post sex, she wants to bask in the afterglow of orgasm in her lovers arms and trace her fingers over their skin, watching their goosebumps rise and admiring them after lovemaking

tagging @chyrstis @nonfunctioning-queer @yokobai and anyone else who'd like to do it!

[girldraki]

thought about it a little more and since our “gaydar” is also basically nonfunctional because we keep going “well, but they could just be a straight person with dyed hair for like. tiktok reasons” it sort of looks like our queer gender score is just an ocd/10

writing out elaborations on our fashion problem and torn between the equally likely possibilities that we are (1) Literally Normal and other people just don’t talk about the things we feel and (2) the definition of a poser and going to get a bad grade in clotheswearer and going to be taken out back and shot also

[shellibocs]

if you ever wondered what amara's spotify looks like

delilah belongs to @loriane-elmuerto | wally belongs to @auricfog | poe + gabi belong to @risingsh0t

templates - one. two (i heavily modified this js).

tag list! (opt in/out) @jamessunderlandgf @lavampira @queennymeria @chyrstis @derelictheretic @benwishaw @boldly-ho @spookyrares @devil-kindred @florbelles @roofgeese @ruvviks @strangefable @confidentandgood @leviiackrman @carrionsflower @simplegenius042 @thedeadthree @socially-awkward-skeleton @imogenkol @malefiquinn @neonshrike @d-esmond @captastra @gothimp @statichvm @calenhads @poetikat @nonfunctioning-queer @ghostfvcker @dickytwister @inafieldofdaisies

[adelaidedrubman]

OC SMASH OR PASS

i was tagged by beloveds @imogenkol and @rhettsabbott, thank you dears! warnings for smash related topics and jestiny

RULES: pretty self explanatory. include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. the “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc).

art by the incredible @derelictheretic!

QUICK FACTS:

full name: jestiny ellen rook

height: 5’4½

age: 28 c. 2018

gender: gal

pronouns: she/her

sexuality: bisexual

PROS:

❤️‍🔥 great sense of humor. never a dull moment

❤️‍🔥 can catch so many fish. knows all the best spots. might mock a bit but will ultimately bait your hook and gut your catch for you. you’ll never want for trout. good provider many fish

❤️‍🔥 a certain roguish charm?

❤️‍🔥 possibility of meeting hank!

❤️‍🔥 full bush (with happy trail)

CONS:

❤️‍🔥 your manic pixie dream girl is actually deranged

❤️‍🔥 does she look moderate to you? could refuse to leave you alone for months could vanish into the night and move 200 miles away tomorrow could burn your house down. that’s part of the quirky fun experience she offers

❤️‍🔥 Dark Empath™ (sexual)

❤️‍🔥 banned from the spread eagle romance route speedrun 100% no glitches no wild animals no shirt no service

❤️‍🔥 ipa drinker and you can taste it iykwim

aaaaand tags to play along to @derelictheretic @belorage @florbelles @lordundying @henbased @a-treides @nowandthane @josephslittledeputy @memaidraws @poetikat @ruvviks @wrathfulrook @galaxycunt @fourlittleseedlings @nonfunctioning-queer @voidika @captastra @confidentandgood @deputyash @blissfulalchemist @shellibisshe @strafethesesinners @shallow-gravy @direwombat @jackiesarch @firstaidspray @socially-awkward-skeleton @8bitpizzacoupons @strangefable @ladyoriza @clicheantagonist @cassietrn @mccarthycormac @afarcry5fromstraight @orionlancasterr and anyone else interested!!

[shellibisshe]

I’ve stared at this for like an hour trying to come up with a caption that is not just me yelling but I can’t so. enjoy me yelling. ANYWAYS since January I decided I wanted to get a commission of one of my ships as a graduation present to myself, so I thought it was only natural to get my favorite blorbos ever ms Amara and Delsin. I knew I wanted to commission Emma @red-nightskies again and I’m so happy I did. Emma you genuinely did such an amazing job bring these two to life and I could not be more thankful!!! if you ever thought about commissioning Emma before this is your sign to go for it, I’m so happy with how this turned out and I will be staring at this for the next business week

tag list! (opt in/out) @carrionsflower @simplegenius042 @thedeadthree @loriane-elmuerto @socially-awkward-skeleton @imogenkol @malefiquinn @risingsh0t @kyber-infinitygems @a-treides @captastra @gothimp @statichvm @xtinafrye @calenhads @poetikat @nonfunctioning-queer @ghostfvcker @dickytwister @inafieldofdaisies

[strafethesesinners]

8 shows

Tagged by @trench-rot @nonfunctioning-queer and @a-far-cry-from-my-main

rules: list eight shows for your followers to get to know you better

1. The Office (US)

2. What We Do in the Shadows

3. Stranger Things

4. Parks and Recreation

5. Schitt’s Creek

6. Game of Thrones (don’t @ me)

7. Trailer Park Boys

8. Downton Abbey

Tagging @deputyash @unleashed111 @blissfulalchemist @katsigian @socially-awkward-skeleton @adelaidedrubman @gxmergurl @henbased @florbelles @shallow-gravy @belorage @purplehairsecretlair @direwombat @iamnotyourmusebitch @josephslittledeputy @yeetslovescheese @blanche-elizabeth-devereaux @nuclearstorms @nightwingshero @aceghosts @detectivelokis @derelictheretic @knifefightandchill @g0dspeeed pretty much whoever wants to!

[seedsgate]

Another FC5 OC Doodle for @nonfunctioning-queer !

[8bitpizzacoupons]

WIP WEDNESDAY!

i've been trying to make a WIP Wednesday post for like 3 Wednesdays in a row now, if this doesn't post i WILL be eating my own hand

originally tagged by @adelaidedrubman !

Making a cute billowy top from a vintage 1970s sewing pattern i own! Made from a thrifted bedsheet The same bedsheet I used for the skirt I TRIED to post last week: a cute spooky Halloween circle skirt!

Tagging @necro-hamster @henbased @radioactive-synth @adelaidedrubman @nonfunctioning-queer @strafethesesinners and anyone and everyone who's got something they wanna share! Please please tag me so I can see!!