#nonfake mail

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Hear me out- fake post except it's actually a real post and I made 17 sideblogs specifically for it

that is an enticing thought and a mad idea

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*Me hyper analysing the singular line of text I've written*

"Is this what people on tumblr speak like? Would someone with this url say this? Are they someone who capitalises, or was this a low effort, all low caps post thrown out in 20 seconds? Is this-"

It's truly hard in the fake post trenches

It so is. But no matter how tough the struggle of careful and delicate craftsmanship may be, you perservere, soldier!

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Hey, how do you make a fake post? If you know.

I have a guide here! (I also took this ask as a chance to fix it up a bit)

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Can we tag you in fake posts we make ourselves or is that like, weird?

Why would it be? Hell, I actively encourage this - you get exposure, I get a post to archive.

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How do I make a fake post?

(all functions are avaiable in the tumblr post editor) the best way is to start the post with your own to simulate a dash. then put in a picture of a divider to seperate the real and fake post. like this:

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based on your likes

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#some sort of tags in small text if you so wish

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DM me gays<333

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hell yea

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my identity has been stolen

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this is how simple reblog chains are made. you can also use a photo to act as a divider between the reblogs but im lazy

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im so obsessed with this genre of post thank you for having this blog

Common sentiment. Your thanks are greatly appreciated, anon!

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Thus blogs cracks me up. I like reading the fakepost like a morning newspaper. but around noon bc thats my lunch break. anyway thabks for archivung these so I can read thru them hehe 🧡

Wonderful! I’m glad to be of service!

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Scrolling through this blog is making me want to make a fake dash for the silly little roblox I play.

Hardest part will be thinking up the characters' urls (<- can barely be creative with my own usernames and urls)

Usernames are hard. It’s either a strike of sudden inspiration or in desperate times name generators. They don’t have to be incredibly creative, they’re often just additional humor! You can mumble-jumble random words together and it can work just as fine.

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I love fake posts so much 💕💖💞

Thank you for existing

The sentiment is shared. Thank you for existing as well<3

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This is a gerne of posts? That makes me happy.

Anything can be a genre of posts with your help

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shamelessly showing off my fake dashboard simulator (on anon so the link is normal)

https://www.tumblr.com/ech0light/741556208058646528/tumblr-dashboard-in-the-vita-carnis-dimension

Archived gratefully! The lack of shame must be applauded.

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YOU ARE DOING THE LORDS WORK THIS IS MY FAVORITE GENRE OF POST

Well, I am sure the Lord has better things to do. My sincerest gratitude!

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re a specific tag for object show fakeposts, i think osc (object show community) would work fine? since its not always a specific one like bfdi or ii or anything but a range of different ones, and osc is the catchall fandom tag (to my understanding im not into object shows)

Understood, that’s what I shall try for now then!

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there need to be more people making persona 5 fake posts. that would be chaotic. just persona in general itd be fucking hilarious

I have not interacted with Persona 5, but I wholly support the cause, if only because the world requires more fake posts in general.

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do you know how to fake someone replying to an ask?

Anonymous asked > 😎

your best bet is to fake the ask by sending it on tumblr first or using photoshop if you can, you know?

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its possible to do this in tumblr but it usually doesnt look that well

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Can I submit fake posts for the most random obscure fandoms ever (I'm working on s literal roblox flicker fake post literally only like 6 people on tumblr including je ever talk about it obsessively)

Go nuts, the archive does not discriminate