#nonfake mail

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Hear me out- fake post except it's actually a real post and I made 17 sideblogs specifically for it

that is an enticing thought and a mad idea

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this blog gives me so much joy

Occassionally I save these anons for myself but I do wish to express my gratitude. I may not make these posts myself but it does bring me joy as well to know this blog is helpful to others as much as it is to me!

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how often do you mistake a fake post for a real post

It used to be quite the common and befuddling occurence, but when you’ve dealt in this buisness as long as i have, and you must imagine a match in my teeth as i say this, a fake is distinguished without issue.

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*Me hyper analysing the singular line of text I've written*

"Is this what people on tumblr speak like? Would someone with this url say this? Are they someone who capitalises, or was this a low effort, all low caps post thrown out in 20 seconds? Is this-"

It's truly hard in the fake post trenches

It so is. But no matter how tough the struggle of careful and delicate craftsmanship may be, you perservere, soldier!

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hi sorry if this is out of nowhere or uncomfortable but your blog is amazing. like i love love love fake dashboard posts and shit and now theres This blog that just! is an archive for that! holy fuck! genuinely wonderful

don’t apologize for being kind! That is simply wonderful to hear, thank you!

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thank you for this its very cool. i hope ur winter is swag as fuck <3

i hope your winter is swag as fuck likewise!

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Fighting demons right now (<- thinking about making a tumblr blog just to make Undertale AU/Underverse fake posts)

Those aren’t demons, those are angels! Listen to them

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Hey, how do you make a fake post? If you know.

I have a guide here! (I also took this ask as a chance to fix it up a bit)

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Can we tag you in fake posts we make ourselves or is that like, weird?

Why would it be? Hell, I actively encourage this - you get exposure, I get a post to archive.

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How do I make a fake post?

(all functions are avaiable in the tumblr post editor) the best way is to start the post with your own to simulate a dash. then put in a picture of a divider to seperate the real and fake post. like this:

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#some sort of tags in small text if you so wish

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DM me gays<333

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hell yea

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my identity has been stolen

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this is how simple reblog chains are made. you can also use a photo to act as a divider between the reblogs but im lazy

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im so obsessed with this genre of post thank you for having this blog

Common sentiment. Your thanks are greatly appreciated, anon!

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Thus blogs cracks me up. I like reading the fakepost like a morning newspaper. but around noon bc thats my lunch break. anyway thabks for archivung these so I can read thru them hehe 🧡

Wonderful! I’m glad to be of service!

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Scrolling through this blog is making me want to make a fake dash for the silly little roblox I play.

Hardest part will be thinking up the characters' urls (<- can barely be creative with my own usernames and urls)

Usernames are hard. It’s either a strike of sudden inspiration or in desperate times name generators. They don’t have to be incredibly creative, they’re often just additional humor! You can mumble-jumble random words together and it can work just as fine.

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I love fake posts so much 💕💖💞

Thank you for existing

The sentiment is shared. Thank you for existing as well<3

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This is a gerne of posts? That makes me happy.

Anything can be a genre of posts with your help

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do you know how to fake someone replying to an ask?

Anonymous asked > 😎

your best bet is to fake the ask by sending it on tumblr first or using photoshop if you can, you know?

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its possible to do this in tumblr but it usually doesnt look that well

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