#none of them took the crypto bro route... except for my brother; who apparently thinks he could survive a crypto bro

[sincerely-sofie]

would you rather marry someone who turns into a vicious werewolf on the night of every full moon, or marry a guy who turns into a zealous crypto bro for 24 hours every Thursday?

the werewolf cannot recognize you while he's transformed and he will try to kill you and anything else in its vicinity, but the crypto bro is really obnoxious, never shuts up about the blockchain, and he has full access to your bank account

Sorry to my boyfriend but he's now infected with lycanthropy. I'm sparing him a much worse fate.