#non mii related

[patti-mayonnaise]

if these two made eye contact with each other the world would combust

[phvntomess]

NEW MSM ISLAND SPOILERS I THINK

only three monsters and my island already sounds incredible. i’ve ascended.

anyways ppl need to give withur more credit her part is subtle but CRUCIAL. SHES AMAZING MY FHISJFKWJCJF LIKE ARE U HEARING THIS?1?!/?;?!;!,

[miiblr]

almost 100 followers ?!?!?!? that's so cool!!!!

[patti-mayonnaise]

@thiings-with-wings

spring time is here 🌺🌱

[thebananwithaplan]

She just got here and at this point she's not even sure if she wants to ask what's going on-

[loveletterworm]

Ok the old drawings I kept talking about as promised

Back in January 2021 I briefly got really into chess for some reason (not good at it just really into it) and spent some time trying to make up some array of chess-based guys...which was mostly just like vaguely-anime people in silly hats I've never claimed to have extremely exciting ideas. I kept never posting them for some reason I think I was like self-conscious because i thought the idea felt really generic even though it probably wasn't that severe

I do remember they had "lore" though I think! Namely:

The pawns were just like little entirely non-human looking guys because pawn promotion was an extremely literal phenomenon due to magic or something (speaking of the pawns i remembered them having little floating hands like miis but apparently i only drew this on paper and not digitally)

The black pieces were supposed to be from like a mirror world which is why they're just palette swaps because I was kind of lazy (still logically there should have been 2 actual different designs of most of the pieces since there's 2 on each side for 3 of them...there weren't supposed to be that many literal clones but I never really got around to making any second ones)

Chess rulebooks were considered a religious text to them because I thought that would be kind of funny

I only ever really came up with the knight and the bishop though....And the pawns but they were easy because i made them just be little guys. I got completely stuck once I got to the rook because I didn't know what to do with them at all or what they would even be doing because it's really hard to figure out how to make a castle a person. (later my friend suggested they could have been archers which was a good idea but i never drew anything relating to that) I do still have a paper from 2021 with my fruitless attempts to make a rook on it though so you can see how stumped i was about the matter:

(actually most of my drawings relating to this were on papers which i still have but i can't be bothered to go dig all of them out again right now i took the above photo yesterday...most of them weren't interesting)

[patti-mayonnaise]

@aroweb

I’ve been playing CRK again recently so I decided to draw the girls ❤️💜

[themiiofalltime]

hello fellow mii enjoyers! i hope you enjoyed round 2 of the mii of all time tournament. due to the fact that the majority of my existence has been consumed by zelda totk, the round 3 polls don’t have any kind of start date yet.

however, i can let you know that round 3 is gonna be a little different. the polls are going to run as triples: instead of mii vs mii (2), it will be mii vs mii vs mii (3). most likely a, b, c and d will run at the same time and will last a week long, or at least that’s the plan. they’re lasting longer because some of the matchups are really quite high levels of putting bad bitches against each other- i don’t remember them all of the top of my head but 3b is gonna be matt vs magical john vs eteled so that’ll be wild.

i’ll let you know when i get round to sorting things out. till then, enjoy all your mii-related activities and also your non-mii-related activities!

[kanasnaur]

if you know @kanasn0w then hi thats me

made this acc for my non mii related interests (and maybe ab oc x cc if yall are nice enough ab it)

[patti-mayonnaise]

its literally them though

[notmalatalldefinitely]

THE COOK Darren

Darren is just an actual irl childhood friend i have. We stopped talking regularly by the time i made this mii, but i think it made it kinda funnier. What's more, because of his vague knowledge of the inside jokes of my current friend group due to being invited to our minecraft server, a while, he chose his war cry after i asked him as "FOR WINCAR AND GLORY", making him become not only a fatefull ally, but also a loyal devout to our powerful great sage

THE GODESS Moom mom

The theme of failboat related shenanigans was slowly starting to set in, and solidified by having none other than his fictional mother join our ranks. Moom mom, mother to not only Failboat but his brother, Wincar, became the princess of our group, fighting alongside all... Unsurprisingly, Darren quickly started developing a bond with her.

THE FATED Hajimii Miinata

As the path unveiled against our final foe, Nagito Komaeda, only one person was fit to join our group as our last party member... And it was none other than the protagonist to our antagonist, and the only non-oc fictional character yet, Hajime Hina- I'm sorry. Hajimii Miinata. Hajimii was also a tank, and by extention very hated by all. We still kept him around though.

[darklordss]

experimenting

[gameboyhamazing]

Stop liking my herlock sholmes eggert Benedict shitpost I’ve posted more art I’ve made today than I have in the past like 4 or 5 months why is my textpost shitpost the thing people are liking

I mean it’s tumblr clout but still

[mooshs-crack-headcanons]

THEY'RE GOING TO FUCKING FIGHT.

Btw we're going to have a discussion about this at some point.

"But Moosh, the game came out YEARS ago let it go!"

NO. If MVCI DANTE GETS TO HAUNT MY DREAMS FOR THE PAST 3 YEARS THEN YOU GET TO SUFFER TOO.

[mystic-faraday]

UTIL Plays Phoenix Wright: Justice For All (Case: Turnabout Bigtop... *sighs*)

(We had a drinking game going on while playing this case, if you would like to play your own version of the Turnabout Big Top drinking game, you can find it HERE )

- “Time for the worst case”

- “Breaking news: spirit channeling is a STEM FIELD! NOT magic.”

- Phoenix VA:  “Alright pearl you’re gonna learn about gay people” Pearl VA:  “I hope you have a good night and learn about gay people like me” Franziska VA: “Oh I think he already knows sweetie”

- Pearl “I wanna be gay when I grow up” Fey

- Max :“you’ve got to be pulling my magic wand” Everyone in call collectively: NOPE,NO NO NON O

- “Are those homestuck horns on his desk?”  “It’s a moustache!”  *unanimous chanting* “Model magic moustache!” 

- Miles VA: “I like knitting” Franziska VA: “And I like coins” Together: “We did not come out of the same loins”

-"cotton eyed m--" "HOW BOUT COTTON EYE NO?????"

-Gumshoe VA:  "Maybe I did wanna be a magician, maybe I didn't. what are you, a cop?"

-”Why does Moe have a set of suspenders that have such a defined butt?” “THOSE PANTS IMPLY MOE HAS A DUMPTRUCK ASS”

- Moe: Appears for the first time and tells his first joke Entire VC: silent as everyone takes a drink

- Maya: “Phoenix Laugh!” Phoenix VA:“Har, Har, Har, Har, Har *opens flask* har har **takes sip*”

- “We all have a metaphorical carrot in front of our faces…or something”

- “Guys, does Moe Fuck??? “OBJECTION: no one wants to hear the answer to that” “Well he’s got that Dumptruck Ass” “Moe the clown more like Hoe the clown”

- “What if we kissed under the carrot mistletoe and we were both clowns”

-We uncovered the collective truth that Manfred von Karma, like every single other person in the ace attorney series, is transgender, and therefore did not need to sleep with anyone to create Franziska 

- “The straightest character in this series is Trilo ‘cause he’s made of wood”

- Everyone refusing to read any lines of dialogue relating to the marriage / relationship between a child and a grown adult &  Casually just skipping entire sections of dialogue because none of us have the emotional willpower to voice act them.

- Trilo Voice: nipples!

- “WE CANT SAY # GIRL IN THIS COURTROOM!”

- “Bitter love tria” *cuts off mid-sentence due to psychic damage*

- “ I cant believe I dodged a fucking bullet by voicing the clown”

- “How do you respond to this?” *Someone’s bottle making a swish noise as everyone takes a drink* “The Foley of it all”

- Franziska Voice: he’s my poor little meow meow

- “I’m never forgiving this game for west clownadelphia”

-“Have you met my proctologist? Dr. Seymour Butts!!’ “OH MY GOD LARRY’S DAD?!” “Everything is circling back to Moe’s ass...”

- Miles VA: This is why I left the country Franziska VA: IM SORRY FOR EVERYTHING WE DID IN OUR CHILDHOOD PLEASE PICK ME UP IM SCARED

- Mii Sports ‘Nice Shot’ plays every time Franziska whips someone

- Moe: Trauma dumps in a court of law 2 seperate people: Sir this is a wendys

- “I’ll talk as long as you want!” UTIL greek chorus: ~Please Don’t~\

- “my poor little honk honk”

- “Something is toying with this court and it’s not me”  “IT’S THE GODDAMN PUPPET”

- “I don’t know why (im so tired)- actually i do. it’s because we’re playing bigtop”

- Actively replacing the word ‘sweetie’ with any word starting with the letter S

-*long pause of silence* “I think his nipples are the roses”

- “Max has a big... bust?” “We get it Phoenix, you’re a tits man!”

-”(Max’s Bust) Went missing 5 days ago” “HE HAD TOP SURGERY 5 DAYS AGO?!” “Teetus Deleteus”

- *Call dead silent except for the voice actors during the ‘Prosecutor Edgeworth chooses Death’ discussion* *The moment the scene ends* “WHY THE FUCK WAS THIS IN TURNABOUT BIGTOP?!

- “Miles Edgeworth chooses Bed”

-“Ooh ooh ah ah come here my little pogchamp”  Money: Instantly starts attacking Phoenix “ I guess he didn't like being called pogchamp”

- “I want to get to the end so i can get a shirt or pin saying ‘I survived the big top’” (Note: Everyone who made it to the end got a server role called ‘I survived Turnabout Big Top)

-“Moe is Regina’s uncle because he was dating the ringmaster” “The ringmaster is his rebound from his breakup with Manfred” “Terrible work everyone”

- “~Because it’s turnabout big top and life is a Fucking Nightmare~!”

- Entire VC, entering HOUR 6 of this case: “This is the case that never ends! It goes on and on my friends”

-‘Nothing can interrupt me expect death itself” *very quietly in the distance* ‘nice shot’

-Leon: *Bites Bat* “WAS THAT THE BITE OF’ 87?!”

-Phoenix: Deep, deep down I know you want to do good Franziska and Edgeworth: *hissing*

-Acro: *Starts Crying* *in the distance* nice shot\

-Edgeworth: *Appears at the ending scene* Franziska VA: THATS MY BROTHER

“Turnabout Bigtop, The End” Entire VC: *ERUPTS IN CELEBRATORY SCREAMS*

BONUS ROUND: Alternative Names for Turnabout Big Top: Turnabout Please Stop Turnabout Big Top: It Only Gets Worse Turnabout Nice Shot

VIDEO VERSION: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhpeReADAoM

[fierykitten2]

Trying again with the headcanons (I can't believe I have to restart my progress!)

There will be Animal Crossing (if I sound impatient or rushed or whatever it's because I already wrote this and had to start again because I accidentally deleted the tab) anyway it's time for some headcanons that I will almost certainly end up cringing at when thinking about it in a few days time

--- There is a difference between universes (which correspond to a whole franchise or on rare occasions several franchises in one) and dimensions/sub-universes (which correspond to part of a franchise eg the Wuhu Island that the Wii Sports Club Miis live on is in a different dimension to the one seen in Wii Sports Resort)

--- Falcon, big sisters (especially Agnes, Shari, Renée and Hazel), some jocks, some peppies and maybe the odd smug require an excessive amount of cups of coffee per day in order to stay awake

--- Originally I did this as several points but honestly, they all relate to the same character(s) so I'mma just combine them (that was a GREAT idea). The Mewtwo in Smash somehow knows Teleport and Transform. It gets on Falcon's nerves for using Transform to disguise as him which has on rare occasions led to a physical fight breaking out between them but it usually just leads to Falcon shouting at Mewtwo to stop it because it creeps him out. Ironically, I enjoy the idea of Falcon (often reluctantly) using Mewtwo from Smash to challenge the gyms of a certain region. One thing they can bond over is their (ironic) fear of Isabelle (you know, the dog from Animal Crossing) because she beat them in their first battles against her in Smash due to the fact that she learnt from the Doom Guy. She's still popular with the girls though. Both Smash's Mewtwo and Fox refer to Falcon as "the Cap" (although Mewtwo stole it from Fox and Falcon doesn't really approve of Mewtwo using it). Mewtwo is more of a trickster than is usual for its species. It also doesn't get along well with Sabrina's Alakazam because of Mewtwo's limited psychic ability. Smash's Mewtwo resides in Cerulean Cave and is not the same as Giovanni's Mewtwo or Quest's Mewtwo (nicknamed Cubetwo). Both Smash's Mewtwo and Giovanni's Mewtwo like to nickname others but their nicknames are different (eg Smash's Mewtwo calls Falcon "the Cap" and Sabrina "Sabbie" while Giovanni's Mewtwo calls Falcon "Falkie" and Sabrina "Sabri". Giovanni's Mewtwo also refers to Giovanni as "the Boss" but I haven't got an alternative for Smash's Mewtwo yet). It is unknown if Cubetwo does the same. Smash's Mewtwo (among other limits to its psychic ability) is unable to communicate telepathically without talking out loud (this is shared with non-psychics put into a "telepathic connection"). It also speaks the same way as big sister villagers ("'em", "-in'")

--- Sabrina gets a headache every time people argue but the full extent is unknown

--- Katrina (Animal Crossing) is a psychic

--- Sabrina (somehow) has an inability to multitask

--- Psychics tend to specialise in certain areas. Katrina specialises in seeing the future, Smash's Mewtwo specialises in attack, telekinesis and telepathy, Sabrina specialises in future sight and telepathy and her Alakazam specialises in telepathy, telekinesis, attack and knowledge

--- Most characters are omni but a few exceptions are Falcon (bi), Pico, Marty from Animal Crossing and Sabrina (aroace)

--- Dr Stewart has a crush on Captain Falcon (if you think it's weird because of their 5-year age gap, my parents also have a 5-year age gap and anyway, I headcanon that Falcon's birthday is the next one so that there is a period of time when the age gap is only 4 years) but Falcon is dense (which may have something to do with the fact that he doesn't know how to handle love) so he is unaware but Pico and Samurai Goroh have worked it out and occasionally bully Dr Stewart for it. It's possible his crush has something to do with the fact that Dr Stewart always claims he is better at racing than Falcon

--- Roald, Leonardo, various other jocks and Hilda and Calem from Pokémon also have crushes on Falcon. Roald and Leonardo's crushes are so obsessive that it creeps Falcon out. Calem's is probably the only one that isn't obsessive

--- Rosa has a crush on Hilda and she is both a deredere and a yandere - basically be careful Falcon

--- All jocks that existed in Doubutsu no Mori e+ have played at least one F-Zero game and are therefore aware of Captain Falcon firsthand. Jocks introduced in Wild World and later have probably played a Smash game and know him from that. While all jocks have crushes on Falcon, earlier jocks (the ones who have played at least one F-Zero game) also have crushes on Black Shadow (because of his big muscles)

--- Matt from Wii Sports, Captain Falcon and Fang from Animal Crossing have very similar personalities and likely voices too but I reckon Matt's would be higher-pitched and Fang's would be lower-pitched

--- Sabrina and Katrina (Animal Crossing) have similar personalities

--- Dom gets bullied by Tiansheng for being more similar to a peppy than a jock

--- Calem and Serena put their sunglasses over their eyes when they are sad, embarrassed or getting into Serious Battle Mode (like Yuya from Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V)

--- Despite having similar interests to jocks, Audie is obsessed with ribbons

--- Even though I've already mentioned most of these, the following characters have crushes on others that may or may not be requited: Megan (Audie - depending on situation but it is likely she at least knows about it), Dr Stewart (Captain Falcon - he doesn't realise but Pico and Samurai Goroh find it obvious, only requites if told), Rosa (Hilda - doesn't realise, usually doesn't requite), Erika (Misty - probably knows, usually requites) and Leif (Kicks - doesn't know, doesn't requite). Unsurprisingly Leif was very happy when he discovered that Kicks would be joining him on Harv's expanded Island

--- Tom Nook has a harem with Blathers, Isabelle, Sable and Redd

--- Celeste has limited psychic powers (even more limited than Smash's Mewtwo). She specialises in knowledge

I know I'm forgetting something but I can't remember what

Rematched these two today