#noirposter

[shadow-queens-blog]

there should've been an episode of saiki k where everyone thinks they murdered someone and make elaborate plots on how to get away with it, with saiki commenting on their methods in the bg, also no one is actually dead

[littlehouseoftrinkets]

he is not just a character he is like a wet emaciated dog to me

[dykenastasyafilippovna]

r/relationship_advice

Things are getting a little hairy with my[35] femme fatale gfs[30] husband[67]. How do I tell him I don't want to hang out

[ghoodles]

This is probably one of my favorite things said to me LMAO

[Screenshot from @canary-song 's reblog from this post]

[the-astralescent-depths]

broke: my chappal rubber is falling off :(

woke: I can feel the city like sam vimes

[rad-roche]

the cast is going to see my art! my extremely niche subgenre of art! i can't believe i've noirposted my way into this!! guys!! aaa!!

[cherrytastiq]

sorry for noirposting but the concept of a homme fatale is insane to me. you cant just flip it around like that its not gonna work the same 😭

[alicequinnart]

Talking Business. Song by @Dessa Sometime I decide to spend my weekend making a movie poster for a murder ballad with no verbs. I'm a big fan of Dessa and recently saw her live again. I liked the song "Talking Business'' before but seeing it live was honestly amazing. If you haven’t heard it, go listen to it! It triggered a great desire to make a movie poster for it inspired by 1940s noir movies. Is it 100% 1940s? No, but I think it is a good midpoint between that and my normal style. Also it was just fun to do a poster design, I haven't done this sort of composition in years. I just wish I could have fit the flying French press in there somewhere. I tried, I really tried. If you like this, could you give me a follow on Instagram as well? https://www.instagram.com/alicequinn.art/

[wattlendaub]

Night Smoke⠀ "Cigarettes flash like gun barrels, men casting furtive glances with foul intentions. Glowing embers burning slowly towards their end."⠀ ⠀ -⠀ -⠀ -⠀ -⠀ -⠀ #poster #posterdesign #dicktracy #mafioso #smokingbarrels #smokinggun #filmnoir #noir #noirposter #design #illustration https://www.instagram.com/p/CM0Q85NlK8p/?igshid=3gvoxm99mfmj

[nadiardis]

Скорректированная серия постеров Glass. Постаралась уйти от центральной композиции. Переделала название, взяв шрифт нужной эпохи и без лишних деталей. избавилась от шумов, добавила больше воздуха в постер. И добавила хэдлайнер.

[charlemane]

honestly sometimes Philip Marlowe seems less like a detective people hire and more like a troublesome spirit that people inadvertently invite into their lives (by trying to hire him as a detective)

[shadow-queens-blog]

im such a huge abelist bro i was reading that shit and waiting for him to get back up but noooo , cain's plot armor wouldn't allow it

[sinclair-enterprises]

[dykenastasyafilippovna]

I posted 11,369 times in 2022

That's 937 more posts than 2021!

1,709 posts created (15%)

9,660 posts reblogged (85%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@psygull

@charlottan

@sodabutch

@grox

@surrender-souls

I tagged 7,314 of my posts in 2022

Only 36% of my posts had no tags

#pattie thoughts - 521 posts

#marlowe - 322 posts

#art - 297 posts

#asks - 295 posts

#noirposting - 212 posts

#plush - 188 posts

#sent to me - 177 posts

#cats - 165 posts

#evil woman tag - 161 posts

#dracula - 153 posts

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#this is how i feel when people try to give me stuff that ‘transcends gender’ when they find out about my not consuming media that doesn’t-

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

7,783 notes - Posted March 4, 2022

#4

Still on the paprika topic, the fact that he wants to send the recipe to mina suggests that he knows she can handle it. to him she is the strongest woman in the world. She can beat paprika.

8,164 notes - Posted May 4, 2022

#3

the reasons draculas doors are all locked is because that’s where he’s keeping his other soliciters.

18,089 notes - Posted May 13, 2022

#2

teenager on medieval phone (lying): I can’t come to the funeral of your 16th sister to die in childbirth, winifred. mom put me in the. uh. I’m in the gallows. for the weekend. yeah it sucks. bye.

24,520 notes - Posted April 13, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Feast your eyes upon dibbler

27,816 notes - Posted October 22, 2022

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[ghoodles]

WHY ARE ALL THE COOL NOIRPOSTERS INTERACTING WITH ME HELP OH MY GOD /VPOS