#nohyunah x fem reader

[jeeseth]

raccoon (rq)

pairing : noh yunah x fem!reader

summary : your girlfriend said that she’s going out to buy some groceries but when she came home, an uninvited guest tagged along.

cw/tw : slight cursing, raccoon 🦝 , short ff

It’s been three hours since Yunah left to buy groceries, and here you are wondering, what’s taking her so long? Your feelings grew anxious, the grocery store was only 15 minutes away. You nervously walked around the living room, biting your nails.

“Geez, I’m never letting her go grocery shopping again!” You exclaimed while running a hand through your hair.

You were about to call her (or maybe the police) when suddenly, you heard the front door open. There, you heard plastic bags rustling and you released a sigh of relief. You went to the doorway and leaned over it. Yunah saw you and lets out a little yelp.

“Baby! Don’t do that!” She shouted, placing her hand on her chest dramatically.

You huffed before replying, “What took you so long? I’m worried! I’m never letting you go alone anymore.”

“Sorry baby” Yunah pouted and brings the plastic bags in.

As she’s walking to the kitchen, you saw that her hoodie has a bump…? And it’s amusingly obvious too. It lowkey makes her look like a pregnant woman. You approached her from behind and put your hand on her shoulder. She flinched, but then she started turning around slowly to face you. “Yes…?”

“Are you hiding something from me?” You arched your eyebrows at her. You saw how she gulped nervously before denying it.

“What? No! Of course not! What makes you think that?” She laughed nervously, still covering her hoodie with her arms.

You sighed before stepping closer to her, she immediately stopped laughing and back off a little. You pointed at her hoodie which has a big bump on it.

“What’s this? You’re not pregnant, then what the hell is inside your hoodie, Noh Yunah.” You grumbled, causing Yunah to shivers.

“U-umm, uh I think I need to pee I’ll get going firs—” Before she can even finish her sentence, a raccoon suddenly popped out of her zipped hoodie. She lets out a shocked gasp, before hugging the raccoon.

“What the— Yunah! Is that a goddamn raccoon?!?” You yelped, still can’t believe what you just saw.

“Baby listen, I can’t help it! He was following me when I threw out the trash! Isn’t he cute?” Yunah said, shoving the big ass raccoon in your face.

“AND IT’S A HE????” You shrieked.

“BABY PLEASE! Can we keep himmm???” Yunah asked with her puppy eyes, you’re just standing there watching her and her goddamn raccoon hugging each other.

You let out a big sigh, messaging your temple afterwards.

“Yunah, put the raccoon back to where you found it. That thing could have rabies.”

“What if YOU have rabies, y/n?” She retorted.

“…Baby, I love you but put it back or I’m calling animal control—”

“NO!!!!!”

a/n — sorry cause it’s short and probably not what you expected anon 😔