#nobodyscupcake

[graviconscientia]

♠ murphy. ... and ratakk. .................. and kareem.

>ah yes, walking in on your human hobo dad jacking off. Clearly you’re going to stay and watch and not be totally embarrassed and you won’t scream.>Ratakk, you’ll babble and run out of the room.>Kareem? You’ll be too scared to move, but you’d also be impressed by whoa dang what he’s packin’.  

[absylphe]

abirdsylphe: nobodyscupcake i hope youre ready

Birdknight: AND FADE TO BLACK.

nobodyscupcake: Oh God

abirdsylphe: heres the *** scary part

nobodyscupcake: ***

dog birds: omg

Bbirdemora: This Will Make You *** Your Pants

Ryujin7birdteen: hell yes

nobodyscupcake: ***

abirdsylphe: yeah

dog birds: ????????

Birdknight: YEESSSS.

Ryujin7birdteen: hell *** yes

abirdsylphe: evveryone get prepared

nobodyscupcake: Hell no

Bbirdemora: Brace Yourselves

Birdknight: YOU CAN'T PREPARE.

dog birds: ????????

nobodyscupcake: Why is nobody in town

dog birds: ??????????

dog birds: ??????

Ryujin7birdteen: there's no way to prepare for this

abirdsylphe: because its *** FRIGHTENIN

nobodyscupcake: I suddenly don't like this movie

Bbirdemora: It's Birdemic

dog birds: horses

gaybird: its too quiet

abirdsylphe: kan hold me im goin to be scared

Birdknight: AND HORSES.

nobodyscupcake: Okay but if the horses aren't freaking out, nothing's wrong

Epsonality: usually in this movie scenes like this has music

Epsonality: the quietness is eerie

abirdsylphe: OH NO

Bbirdemora:

dog birds: ?

abirdsylphe: OH NOOO

Epsonality: oh ***

Ryujin7birdteen: suddenly EXPLODING BIRDS

dog birds: omg

gaybird: o mg

nobodyscupcake: WHAT HT EHELLL

dog birds: ahahahahahaha

Karkat: ....

Ryujin7birdteen: I hope you guys like this sound

Redglare: Beautiful.

nobodyscupcake: HOW ARE THE BIRDS DROPPING BOMBS

Birdknight: A+ TRANSITION/

Ryujin7birdteen: you'll hear it every few minutes for the rest of the movie.

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nobodyscupcake replied to your post: ♥ - Hobbies ◘ - Random Fact about Mun φ - RP insecurities

[whispers “ur flawless” gently in2 the night breeze]

n o

[alexander-kozachenko]

◘ - Random Fact about Mun • - Random Fact about Muse

◘ - Random Fact about Mun

Once I dropped my iPod behind the radiator and I’m so attached to that piece of shit that I ripped the radiator off the wall. 

• - Random Fact about Muse

Alex quotes Shakespeare.   

[monsterdave]

nobodyscupcake replied to your post: groan someone bring me a pie

Will you forward a couple over here?

pies for all 

[absylphe]

Get In Here Guys It's A Fun Time

absyIphe: It's Fun And Glamorous But Hard Bird

Ryujin713: Why haven't they eaten any of their food?

absyIphe: I Was... Too Bird

Thecrabbornknight: SHE'S BIRD.

Ryujin713: My perfect woman is a bird.

Thecrabbornknight: HOW'S HER FIGURE? BIRD?

absyIphe: Settle Down If I Met The Right Bird

Epsonality: EAGLES FAN IT BEGINS

Ryujin713: I like to hang around with my best birds.

dog butts: i like to hang around with my bird friends

nobodyscupcake: I bet it's her cat

absyIphe: I Like To Bird Around With My Bird Birds

dog butts: alex is a bird

Thecrabbornknight: COME ON LET ME SEE THE PICTURES IS IT YOUR BIRD?

nobodyscupcake: I KNEW IT

Ryujin713: Oh god

absyIphe: Alex Isn't A Bird

Ryujin713: she's a crazy cat lady

Thecrabbornknight: I FORGOT HOW PUSHY HE WAS.

dog butts: why isnt alex a bird

Ryujin713: get out of there, Rod

absyIphe: Let Me See The Pictures Is He Your Birdfriends

Ryujin713: heck yes those birds

absyIphe: Bird

Epsonality: because they need someone to kill the birds and a cat is perfect

Epsonality: why are they so slow

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nobodyscupcake replied to your post: ♫ - Show your face ◘ - Random Fact about Mun • - Random Fact about Muse

damn ashe u kawaii as ever

no.

[alexander-kozachenko]

Ω - How did you get into RP?

Ω - How did you get into RP?

I CAN PIN POINT THIS EXACTLY. 

I got into RP because of Blackie AKA harbingerbutterfly 

Because I was messing around on my ask-murphy-pendleton blog and I dunno, I wandered into her ask box just to be a nuisance, really, aND THEN SHE STARTED RPING WITH ME. It was scary omg.

I was going to make another ask blog for Alex, but when I found one already active, I decided, ‘Hey, I saw that other girl RPing, and she was having fun’, so I gave it a shot? And I guess the rest is history or somethin’. Otherwise, I’m pretty new to the RPing scene. 

[dayandearth-blog]

In defense of my honor

1. I only mess with people who need messed with.

2. I'm in a committed, open relationship.  Do you really think I would go around flirting with people on a blog I share with one of my partners?  I can be foolish but I'm not that stupid.

3. I am neither good nor evil, especially when you measure by human standards.  

4.  I'm not a man. Or just a man, rather. Get your facts straight.

[askheatherandjames-blog]

James, do I actually come off as genuinely wanting to kill you?

“ I’m not gonna lie man, I think you really do… I can never tell if people are just serious on here or they’re just playing around. ”

[absylphe]

Replace Every Other Word With Bird Game For Birdemic Stream

Thecrabbornknight: I HOPE YOU BIRD WITH HER MAN.

vvantas: a day wwithout sex is a day wwasted

Epsonality: a day without sex is a day wasted

absyIphe: A Day Without Bird Is A Day Wasted

nobodyscupcake: Agreed

Ryujin713: I think I need a drink

Epsonality: a day without bird is a bird birded

absyIphe: A Bird Without Sex Is A Bird Wasted

Thecrabbornknight: IF THAT HAPPENS WELL ALL BE BIRDS.

dog butts: a bird without sex is a bird wasted

dog butts: ugh

absyIphe: It's Okay Jade

dog butts: you stole it from me

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Did she just pinch Murphy ever so lightly on his ass? I think she did.

[graviconscientia]

I think we all know Murphy's cup size. It's Double Deeeeeeeoderant.

[redmoonrisesarchive]

nobodyscupcake replied to your post: 

“You okay there, Coney Island?”

"Don't drink divine booze. Its just not worth the hangover..."