#nobody will vacuum nobody will do dishes nobodu will mop nobody will clean the toilets

[banannabethchase]

M: We need a chore schedule. It's not fair that you have to do everything.

Me: I can do that. I already know what people do and do not like to do, so I can make that happen.

M: I don't like doing dishes.

Me: I know you don't like doing dishes, so I can do dishes. And J doesn't like dishes either. What if you mop, since you're home more often and that makes less mopping to be needed doing?

M: Well technically it's your dog that needs to be mopped so I don't want to do that

Me: ...are you seeing the problem here.