#nobark noonan

[dispensergoinup]

dumb "inspirational quote" i made on a lark earlier

[thefalloutwiki]

Fallout: New Vegas: No-bark Noonan

“Molerat men, come up from the Underneath to steal young women with promises of riches and fancy mud mansions with all the latest designer appliances.”

- No-bark Noonan, Fallout: New Vegas

According to No-bark, if a man is “friendly to strangers and keeps his home spick-and-span,” chances are he has “done something even his own ma couldn't forgive.”

You can read more about No-bark Noonan here:

https://fallout.wiki/wiki/No-bark_Noonan

[herecomesthementalmeltdown]

i like how fallout 2 was just like "so yeah, you and the vault dweller are both religious figures; go on a journey to save your whole village, nuke an oil rig, and come back 40 years later as a lunatic in the middle of a town guarded by snipers on top of a giant dinosaur"

[missyporkbarreling]

FUCKING KILL HER NOBARK.

for pretty Sarah, for Betsy, for Sarah Weintraub and for Haversam

Calamity should've died in the first round, she's taken too many good people from us. this is where it ends

Noonan's got bite. so lets hope it's enough to rip this raisin looking ass homophobic piece of subhuman trash.

FNV Minor Character Poll - Quarterfinal Round 5-B, Day 2

Left: No-Bark Noonan, resident eccentric of Novac. —"Confound it, No-bark, you done it again. You let on that you know things. Now they'll never let you be. All right, stranger, you got me. What do you want to know?"

Right: Calamity, assistant to Doctor Henry at Jacobstown. —"I can probably handle [a brain transplant]. Just the same as changing a light bulb, except stickier and smellier. Right?"

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[prussianmemes]

how the fuck does nobark noonan have 1400 caps to gamble in caravan. the town storekeep doesn't even have 400.

[mitsybubbles]

Lesbian Daisy Whitman. Lesbian old lady Gibson. He/him Lesbian Dusty McBride. Bisexual Ada Strauss. Bisexual Cliff Briscoe. Trans Ranger Andy. Gay Nobark Noonan. there is one cishet in novac and that’s jeanie may

HELL YEAH,,

(Manny’s canonically gay, and then Demisexual Biromantic Boone and Pansexual Carla? :0 )

Also I know she wears a dress in canon but like my gut says Daisy would have butch energy? Like wearing leather jackets/pilot jackets when she was younger n’ stuff? :0

Now I’m really debating redesigning that dress lmao fhsndjsd