#no.1 greatly respects aven but would never say so bc they both are who they are (repressed; image-focused; allergic to expressing feelings)
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so i found a picrew and made some questionable life choices and a couple henchmen
henchman no.1: conway
been working for aventurine since he first became a stoneheart, Used To This Shit™
level-headed, calm & collected, considers himself stoic (lol)
wears his collar unbuttoned & combs his hair back to look cool (he's actually just sweaty)
real into the "mook extra in a mafia film" schtick despite being high rank now
henchman no.2: korman
transferred to aventurine's dept at conway's recommendation years back, STILL not used to this shit at all
anxious chihuahua of a man, always at least a little worried (his boss being who he is does NOT help)
wears his hair & suit normally (conway calls him boring for it)
more competent than he looks, gets the job done but complains the whole time
and they're gay married to each other b/c that's how i roll 💕💖✨
#i edited these after the fact which defeats the purpose of doing them up fast in picrew in the first place but oh well#i needed his glasses to be slipping down his nose ok. it's v important. adds to the pathetic aura#no.1 greatly respects aven but would never say so bc they both are who they are (repressed; image-focused; allergic to expressing feelings)#no.2 has taken inspiration from aven and turned his natural worrywart persona into a shield he hides his competence behind 👍#idk how ranks work well enough to assign them numbers - they each have their own teams & lead small (non-planet-sized) projects#they need sth to do bc aven so rarely uses them as muscle lol#“hey freeing you up like this raises the department's overall productivity! win-win right?” “director please... 😩”#edit: ALRIGHT FUCK IT. WE ALL IN. i'm committing to names for them. if u recognize the names i'll give u a cookie
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