#no wonder not being allowed in the mines seems like ridiculously overbearing parenting

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Najuma, soon after you meet her: My mother taught me the basics about explosives and I worked out the rest for myself

Me: Fair enough

Najuma, once you get to know her better: So my mother died when I was five

Me: Leta Pavel what the fuck

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A/N: So I lost the ask for this but it was from @hardcoresshippingmyself And they asked; "All of the self ship questions with Cayde 6 and Bruce W.!!" so here we go!! ^^

1. Did you fall hard and fast for your f/o(s)? Or was it more gradual?

Cayde 6:

I was a new hunter so it was inevitable we were going to meet and it was Cayde 6 so it was practically inevitable that he was going to say or do something hilarious and outrageous and I’m a sucker when it comes to humour and ridiculous antics so I’m not ashamed to say that I fall hard and fast like a semi trailer colliding with another semi trailer at full speed, it was the most beautifully chaotic feeling I had ever felt in my life.

Bruce:

I meet Bruce Wayne before he was batman when he was trying to find himself. I didn’t know he was Bruce Wayne when I meet him, he was just the weird unconscious, hurt possibly homeless man in the snow that I had to drag home and look after for a solid three days and when he did finally wake up he was weirdly detached and lost like he didn’t see the point in life anymore, he just seemed to be in need of a friend, so I made it my mission to be that friend. So in the four months he was recovering we got to know each other and it wasn’t until the end of the fourth month when Bruce, who had been staring at me a lot lately not that I had noticed, I had been so focused on being his friend that love hadn’t even cross my mind so believe me when I say it was a shock when he just kissed me out of what appeared to be nowhere, it's suffice to say that after Bruce laid out his feelings I realised I had loved him since the moment he opened his eyes that first day.

2. What’s the scariest moment you have had together?

Cayde 6:

It was definitely when the cabal attack and the traveller’s light was taken from us and when we were seperated. God I think my heart had been permanently in my stomach wondering if he was alive, I cried wile laughing hysterically when I finally find him caught in the vex telaporter. Cayde meanwhile had gotten especially clingy, he always had to know where I was, not that I wasn’t the same. I was especially terrified when I was the only one able to get my light back. The thought that one well placed shot was all it would take and he’d be gone and I’d be alone for ever considering Guardians were practically Immortal. Before we at lest had the failsafe that our light would bring us back. Now we didn’t even have that. It was by far the most gut renching time of my life.

Bruce:

I had thought it was when Bruce became batman and came home injured the first time, god was I wrong, it was when he brought home little Richard Grayson who I had fallen immediately love with when he peeked out through his bangs at me with his big blue eyes. I was suddenly a mother to a boy who had just watched his parents murder, who wanted Justice and would get his justice as Robin with our help and the protection of batman or on his own. We had just gotten him and now we were terrified of losing him.

3. Do you want to get married? Have kids? What about your f/o(s)?

Cayde 6:

honestly I had been told that people already thought and considered us unofficially married we were just slow on the uptake in their eyes or oblivious. Honestly I’m pretty sure there was a betting pool somewhere out there on when we would get a clue. Jokes on them Cayde proposed to me three months after we meet with a badass cloak and new gun. the only reason we weren’t married was because when your practically Immortal there’s no need to really rush. Unfortunately there was no possible way for us to have children the normal way what with Cayde being an exo but we have talked about adoption and we do both love kids it’s just in our line of work we’re not sure it’s safe.

Bruce:

Bruce and I have been happily married for years now and we have four boys, Richard, Jason, Timothy and Damion. All adopted but as far as I was concerned they were mine. Though it took Damien the longest to call me mum. We have our problems as all family do even more so because we where a family of Superheroes but we got through them and I had never felt more blessed.

4. What’s one of the more casual dates you and your f/o(s) have had?

Cayde 6:

Honestly our dates all kinda end up pretty crazy but there was this one date where he took me up to the highest point in the tower where we just looked out over the city had some drinks, talked and joked about awoken, vex and fallen it was all pretty hysterical.

Bruce: Bruce likes to take me out to the gardens and have a private picnic, where we reminisce about everything and bitch about the idiocy of Villains and their insistence to monologue about everything. At the end we’ll have a good laugh about the antics the boys have gotten up to over past month.

5. What’s your favourite physical attribute of your f/o(s)? What’s their favourite when it comes you?

Cayde 6:

Definitely his eyes no, no wait his hands no, no his voice… wait do voices count as a physical attribute? Aah what the fuck I love everything about him. Cayde loves my hair, he just loves how long it is. You wouldn’t know it but I wanted to cut my hair when I had first awoken as a Guardian, not exactly the smart thing to have long hair when you practically had to fight for your life everyday, now this was before Cayde and I got together, Cayde and I had just become friends and we were talking and I told him I was thinking of cutting my hair He. Lost. His. Shit and told me I wasn’t allowed to cut my hair and then said that henceforth he was going to braid my hair and there was nothing I could do about it. I was later told by Cayde that it had all been ploy to spend time with me, getting to play with my hair had been a bonus.

Bruce:

His eyes they are definitely the most expressive and beautiful part of him, god I love him so much. Bruce love my hands don’t ask me why I don’t know, all I know is that he loves playing with them strange, strange crazy man.

6. What’s your favourite thing about your f/o(s) personality-wise? Theirs when it comes to you?

Cayde 6: Caydes humour, what can I say I like them funny. He loves my sarcasm. he says because it makes it more fun to banter with me.

Bruce: Bruce's gentle side, he can be so sweet. He loves my quick wit and sassy side, he says I keep him on his toes.

7. Do you share music tastes or not?

Cayde 6: Caydes more of a classical Rock fan wile I’m more soft jazz fan.

Bruce: Bruce like classical music and opera. I like my soft jazz.

8. Who’s the night owl and who is the early bird?

Cayde 6: Cayde is definitely the early bird, sometimes I don’t think he sleeps with how awake he is in the morning. I am definitely the night owl, it’s not my fault I never feel sleepy at night.

Bruce: Bruce and I are both horrible little night owls or bat in Bruces case, it gets to the point that I think Alfred literally has consider drugging us.

9. Are you morning cuddler or kissers?

Cayde 6: Cayde is a cuddler and a disgustingly bright morning person. Why he insists on waking me up at six is beyond me but he gives me cuddles so I can forgive him.

Bruce: Bruce is more of a kiss and cuddler. He’ll wake me up with kiss and when I say I don’t wanna he’ll cuddle me.

10. Which of you can hold your liquor? Which of you can’t?

Cayde 6: Cayde can hold his liquor like a boss, me not so much.

Bruce: Bruce is a high functioning drunk which means no matter how drunk he gets he doesn’t seem drunk at all the lucky bastard. While me on the other hand I get the giggles with a side dish of word vomit and then If I’m lucky I pass out.

11. Who is the better cook?

Cayde 6: Cayde Couldn’t cook to save his life, so it would have to be me

Bruce: Bruce for a rich boy is surprisingly the better cook.

12. Who is better with musical instruments?

Cayde 6: Cayde hands down is the better musician.

Bruce: brucse is definitely the better musician in the family.

13. Do you have pet names for each other? If so, what are they?

Cayde 6: Cayde calls me lover, I call him honey buns.

Bruce: Bruce calls me sweetheart, I call him my darling.

14. Who is more protective?

Cayde: cayde is a clingy sort of protective person but it’s always more adorable than overbearing if that makes any sense.

Bruce: Bruce is scarily intense when it comes to being protective he’s the sort of person who will lock you in a room while handcuffing you to the bed if it means keeping you safe, it’s very rare he ever gets to that stage but when it does happen I try to slip out the window before he finds the handcuffs.

15. Who would level a whole city if the other got hurt (realistically or metaphorically)?

Cayde 6: if I got hurt Cayde would definitely level a city to get me help and kill anyone that got in the way and might I just add that when Cayde gets angry he gets real quiet and there’s this dark grace that emerges from him It’s like all the light has been taken from him. And when everything is said and done he just likes to hold me its his way of making sure I’m still here.

Bruce: Bruce has always had this rage buried deep within him but when I get hurt it's like that rage goes ice cold and when it happenes it’s like he detaches from everything but the problem at hand. He’ll get me to safety first and for most and then he’ll hunt down who hurt me like a man possessed, brutal and precise. when he gets home, he’ll just sit beside me holding my hand while standing watch over me while I recover not leaving my side till I do.

[laceandhockeyskates]

Zach Werenski- We can order in

Request:  Hey could you write a zach werenski smut pls

Author’s notes: Oh my baby Zach.....I just love him a lot so thank you for requesting my love??????

Warnings: dirty talk, cussing, sex

Up next: William Nylander

Summer was full swing in Michigan. It was your first full summer dating Zach, and since he already spent most of his year in your home state of Ohio you both figured it was only fair to spend the summer near his family. Your only rule was that you wouldn’t stay at his parents. As much as you absolutely adored his family there was no way you could go three months without sex, and you knew you couldn’t be comfortable having sex under their roof.

You had to nearly push your boyfriend out the door though when Dylan called wanting to go hang out. You knew he felt guilty leaving you at the apartment alone but sometimes he could be overbearing and you needed just a few hours to yourself from him. Besides it’d be nice to surprise him with dinner when he got home.

Zach shut the door a little too loudly as he came home before bursting into a quiet laugh. You rolled your eyes knowing that your boyfriend was drunk as you stepped into the door frame between the kitchen and the living room. “Hey mister I’m making you dinner so you better not have ate,” you threatened pointing your spoon at him.

“But if you’re cooking I don’t get your attention,” he pointed out sighing as he followed you back to the stove pulling your back against his chest, “Why is my girl so damn sexy like all the time?” He asked moving to drag his lips over your neck causing you to suck in a deep breath.

You did your best to brush him off of you as you rolled your eyes, “And you are a very horny drunk, Zach. Dinner is going to burn if you don’t get your hands off me,” You warned trying to focus on the meal in front of you that you had been working on for so long.

“Let it burn, Y/N,” he whispered slipping his hand under your shirt pressing his hand against your stomach. You could feel his hardness against your ass. You smirked as you moved to grind against him earning yourself a quiet moan as he dropped a kiss to your neck. “I’ll order us Chinese. You’re just so sexy cooking for me, and I’m needy.”

His hands traveled up your body before cupping your breasts together before running his thumbs over your budding nipples. He knew what he was doing but you were determined to make him work for it today. You kept your focus on the food in front of you shaking your head. “You can’t live off Chinese all summer. Torts will murder me personally.”

“Mmmm, but there is something much more delicious I could live off all summer. I’ll give you a hint, I’d spend a lot of time between those thighs of yours,” You couldn’t help but laugh as you shook your head. He was ridiculous, but it was one of the things you loved the most about him.

You couldn’t deny that you were wet with desire though as you turned your head back in order to brush your lips against his. “Are you going to behave?” You asked curiously even if you both knew the answer.

Your boyfriend raised his eyebrows. Before you could even wonder what was going on in his meddled mind his hands traveled down your body before pushing past the waistband of your shorts. He teasingly ran his finger over your clit adding just enough pressure to tease, but not enough to be any good. “Do I ever?” He asked curiously. 

You watched his free hand reach around you in order to turn the stove off before he moved his hand from your shorts and turned you around pressing a deep searing kiss to your lips causing you to open up to him almost instantly.

He trapped you against the counter slipping his tongue into your mouth massaging yours. You leaned into him humming happily against him. His hands pulled up your shirt before breaking the kiss to completely discard it to the side before lifting you onto the counter and trailing a series of kisses along your neck to one of your breasts sucking it into his mouth. He ran his tongue over your nipple while reaching over to give your other breast equal attention.

You tipped your head back against the cabinets as you moaned quietly as you gave in completely to him. “Zach,” you groaned out as he looked up at you. You’d swear there was a smirk on him knowing that he had won.

He pulled back cursing in his impatience as he moved to remove you pants before stepping back in order to look you over, “You’re so fucking gorgeous and all mine,” He pointed out growling before closing the space between you again.

He slipped his fingers back between your thighs being relentless as he rubbed your nerves. You leaned forward resting your forehead on his shoulder knowing that you were making little noises as he pushed into you slowly working your entrance to prepare you for him.

Zach pulled you off the counter to him after he removed his fingers. You watched as he lifted his juice covered fingers to his mouth licking it off. You couldn’t take much more of it as you reached between the two of you pushing his sweats off his hips in order to expose his hard cock so you could stroke him. 

“Fuck,” he exclaimed leaning in to rest his forehead against yours. You ran your thumb over his tip getting him to growl as you looked up meeting his gaze. You blushed slightly realizing he had been staring at you before you leaned up kissing him deeply not once stopping your hand.

“Fuck me please,” you begged against his mouth. He didn’t even seem to pause as he moved to grab your wrist pulling them from his body before he pushed your legs apart adjusting you so that he could push his cock into you.

He stilled for just a moment allowing you to adjust before he started thrusting into you starting slow. If anything it was more teasing than anything having him inside you but barely moving. You growled against him his cheek needing him to take advantage of you.

“Impatient,” he teased moving you so that he could angle himself better into you giving you exactly what you wanted.

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You had made your way to the bedroom at some point. You rolled over to face your boyfriend grinning. “So when are you ordering our food since you interrupted me making dinner?” You asked him curiously.