#no wonder chuuya despises dazai so much honestly i would to

[lnkedmyheart]

The cool thing about skk to me is that despite me joking most of the time when I say there is no way to read them as "just enemies" or "just friends" its actually true. Out of all the relationships in bsd, all of them can be clearly labelled as something and you get a pretty good picture of what their dynamic would be. Like with sskk you can say enemies to best friends and it would be right because they did start out as legit enemies who are growing to trust and care for each other and it's a lot more clearly defined where they stand with each other in universe even if Atsushi doesn't quite understand it. Aku cares about him whatever way you want to see it in he has grown to care about him. You can define what Fukumori and fukfuku are, you can even define what rimlaine were even if that is by virtue of us already knowing that they were based on a real couple. And even with Dazai you can clearly define his relationship with Kunikida (work partners and friends), Oda (dearest friend), Ango (close friend that he has some animosity towards but really still cares for him).

But you can't quite place skk in a neat little box because they don't make it clear. Their words constantly contradict their actions when it comes to each other. They have each other in their dislikes but they are both weirdly obsessive about each other. They understand each other to a ridiculous extent, they trust each other way too much, they have more faith in the other's humanity than in their own. They act like vitriolic best friends but claim to despise each other. And I have honestly not seen Dazai be this physically affectionate with anyone. Even their descriptor for each other is simply "partner" which is such an ambiguous term cause it can mean anything from work partners, partner in crime, romantic partner (based on rimlaine's whole partner situation considering their whole...thing) and so on. And it doesn't help that aside from Chuuya once, nobody actually acknowledges that their partnership ever ended, including Fyodor. Even Dazai refuses to use the word ex.

I used to wonder how Chuuya's friendships and relationship would play out in contrast but with 15 and sb it's clear that Chuuya does struggle to fully warm up to people and tends to be more reserved with his affection, so his dynamic with Dazai post sc makes a lot of sense.

The only other dynamic in canon with this much ambiguity is Fyolai but there at least you have some attempt at explaining Nikolai's side of things. For how in your face skk's closeness is we don't actually know what their deal actually is outside of some kind of intense friendship .

Is this just my long and convoluted way of saying I really wanna know what happened between stormbringer and dragon head as well as before dark era? Yes. This isn't particularly in any sense supposed to push some romantic dynamic on them, all I'm saying is their dynamic is such an enigma.

[theangelsheardyou]

At the hospital rn so here are some headcanons of bsd men with cats

Chuuya:

- *cat meows* *he meows back*

- likes cats that are chubby

- if someone so much as says "heck" in front of his beautiful little baby he will go on a rampage

- "WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAS BEEN SWEARING IN FRONT OF MY LITTLE GIRL"

- absolutely spoils the shit out of his cat

- BTW it's a black one with elegant green eyes and she's a total bitch but that's why he loves her

- same spoiled rich bitch energy

- they were made for each other

- he def rants about dazai to her

- idk abt a name yet but I'm thinking he'd name her something fancy like a type of wine or an author of an old book he likes or smth

- they look like they judge people together

- they absolutely do

- if you think ur safe no u are not

- she does not like dazai AT ALL

- whenever he sees her he tries to be friendly and even give her treats but she just hisses or ignores him

- *dazai enters chuuyas apartment (uninvited)* heya Eleanor!

Eleanor: *hisses*

Dazai: okay! :D

Dazai:

- ohhh dazai's cat would absolutely despise him

- it's not really his cat, it just kinda keeps coming back to him for food

- whenever he tries to be affectionate with it it just hisses or bites him

- but it still keeps coming back the next day

- hmmmm sounds like a certain someone

- he also gets the shittest cat foods ever

- "heyyyy I hope you like this new tuna I got ya!!! It's chocolate flavored :)"

- the cat will def vomit on his shoes

- it's happened more often than u think

- BTW it's an orange tabby that he likes cause it's mean and orange and reminds him of someone

- GEE I WONDER WHO

Fyodor:

- fyodor has the most spoiled snooty ass little Persian cat in the whole entire world

- it looks exactly like the ones you see in cartoons

- she's all white with pretty blue eyes and a nice little collar that costs like 10,000 in usd

- I can also see him with a cat like chuuyas, u know the ones villains in movies usually have

- tje black pointy slender ones

- you'd walk into his lair or smth and it's all dark and it's just him in his chair facing you and caressing the cat on his lap

- me next me next ME NEXT ME NE

- it also acts like his own personal spy, by lurking around his enemies (dazai) and finding out all sorts of dirt on them (his love for chuuya) and bringing them to fyodor for him to exploit (putting a hand on his forehead and eyes going "the gays are at it again")

Nikolai:

- your friendly neighborhood animal abuser😝

- u know that cat from the start of princess and the frog???

- the one that lottie had when she was a kid???

- yea it's like that

- bro torments the SHIT out of that poor kitty (mine next please please)

- he would come home and just throw it into the air as a greeting

- his ceiling is covered in cat scratches from every time he's done it

- atp he would just randomly go "Hey where nikolai junior???" Like he's Phineas and Ferb looking for perry meanwhile his poor tortured cat is hiding from him somewhere

- he would bring that thing everywhere

- airport, barbers, hospital, restaurant, PRISON

- "sir you can't have pets in here" "awww why not :((((" "because this is a correctional facility"

- he'd be with the gang😎 and sigma jus goes "nikolai....what's in your shirt???" And he's like wdym?? And sigma goes "it's...meowing?? What have you got in there???" And nikolai has to answer very carefully bc of all the times fyodor has told him NOT TO BRING HIS GODDAMN CAT INTO THEIR MEETINGS so he just smiles sweatily and says "drugs" which for him is honestly way more believable but fyodor just sighs

Anyway that's all I got for now wish me luck at the hoptal guys :DDD

[ciaossu-imagines]

First 8 letters of prompt 8 for Chuuya please? Thanks for setting up the event!

Thank you for sending in something for the event, my lovely anon! I can definitely do these up for you and I hope you’ll enjoy!

A(rousal) – what gets them aroused quickest

Honestly, I strongly headcanon Chuuya as someone who really likes angry sex. Like, when fighting turns into fucking and the angry, rough sex turns into slower make-up sex towards the end…fucking sweet spot for him. That’s not to say that he can’t have normal or loving sex, because he certainly can, but angry or even hatesex does strike a chord for him and both him and his lover will end up picking petty fights with each other every now and again, just as an excuse to engage in it.

B(roken) – what it takes to break them

Chuuya does everything he possibly can to not think too hard or too long about his past. Mentally, he really can’t stand it because it does lead him to some really dark, twisted places inside himself, does lead him to thoughts and wonderances that have the potential to drive him insane. Make him sit and think on it, challenge his humanity and whether he can even call himself human, really mentally torture him with his past and he’s pretty easily broken.

C(an’t) – one thing that they can’t do in life/refuse to do

Don’t make a mistake – Chuuya can be incredibly ruthless and he doesn’t shy away from battle or killing someone. But he’s oddly respectful about it. He doesn’t target the weak, he kills efficiently and as quickly as possible, and he doesn’t kill unless it’s absolutely necessary. He does show a sense of honor in that and he won’t kill merely for pleasure or sport.

D(enial) – something they’re in denial about

While I am one of those people in fandom who do genuinely believe that Chuuya and Dazai truly do hate each other, I also think there is some denial on Chuuya’s part of just how big a part of his life Dazai has been and just how much trust he still has in the other man, to say nothing of the fact that, while he’ll deny it, even as it happens, Dazai’s death would bother Chuuya.

E(ager) – something they are eager to do in life

I know this is an extremely unpopular opinion, but I don’t see Chuuya as someone who is really all that ambitious. He’s happy with his life as it currently is, happy with his position in the Port Mafia and I don’t think he’s really eager for much in his life to change or to move onto bigger or better things. If need be, he might be willing to move into Head of the Port Mafia, but overall, I think he’s really settled and doesn’t really have huge goals for himself as a person, so much as simply working to maintain the quality of life he currently has and those people inside the Port Mafia that he cares about.

F(itness) – how often they work out and what they prefer doing for a workout

Chuuya does work out. His position in the Mafia does rely on physical prowess as much as it does his Ability, and he enjoys training his body. I think he does do things like sit-ups, push-ups, pull-ups, but he really enjoys workouts that focus on fighting, such as sparring with a partner or even martial arts training by himself.

G(uarded) – something they always guard (item can be physical or mental, like their feelings)

Secrets. I do personally see Chuuya as a man who can be trusted with, and takes secrets seriously, both his own and others. I think the torture would have to be extreme and extensive to make him spill all the secrets he knows about various people, or the situation would absolutely have to leave him no other choice, because he does carefully guard all the secrets and knowledge he holds with everything he has.

H(ell) – what will make their life hell

Despite what I mentioned above in ‘Denial’, I do hold to my statement that Dazai and Chuuya really do despise each other. They might mean a lot more to each other than they want to admit, but they also cannot for the life of them get along and spending too much time with Dazai does make Chuuya’s life hellish and he’s always left in the foulest of moods after spending any length of time with Dazai, which he will take out on those around him.

[bethiewhimsy]

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