#no trust me i KNOW cam and vala. they are my old friends now.

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My sister today, when I have definitely gently pushed her to watch Farscape in the last couple of years, possibly finally ready to start it: Did you watch Farscape?

Me, getting a Farscape tattoo in eight days and completely unable to be normal about this show for the last two years:

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SG1

STARGATE : CONTINUUM

Notes by me

- we open with a nice space shot. Very good very good

- sgc! MAJOR DAVIS 😃

- there they are!!! ☺☺ my kids

- theyre going to see Jack 💞💞

- vala!! Nice gun 😳

- damn she really went thru some stuff with the goaulds huh

- that city is HUGE

- Baal????? Oh for fucks sake

- jack!!! I missed u babe

- where did vala go?? Just....disapeared

- I missed jacks not caring attitude and sarcastic comments

- "we get rid of the last bad guy and then theres cake"

- did Baal do something to vala

- oh interesting. We are in the 30s now. I am highly confused

- old cam???? I dont know whats going on

- the name on the box is Langford and the noise is clearly a gate. Is this the earth gate in the past

- baal! Wait so hes been here since the 30s?

- tealc just disappeared what is going on

- JACK UH UH NO HELLO??? TELL ME HE DIDNT JUST DIE

- cam having to drag Sam and Daniel away from jacks body 😭😭😭

- what is going on!!!!!!

- old cam saves the boat! Just hurled the bomb into the sea lol

- uh oh the gate took them to the old boat

- I was right its the earth gate ☺

- Sam being in shock about Jack 😢😫

- oh smart Daniel found a clue

- when in doubt blow it up!

- "you wanna go back?"

"No I'm good"

- oh??? Daniel whump??? Hello frostbite

- the team members are just falling one by one

- "oh shit" did they make this movie just so Daniel could swear

- people?? In this frozen wasteland?

- alternate!Jack

- did they pick up Daniel pls say yes

- they did!

- hes high as a kite 😂

- they have to amputate his leg? Oh no :(

- "I'm the closest thing you have to a best friend" UUHHH????

- jacks kid is still alive 😢

- "these freaks" calm down Jack

- yea they just wanted Daniel to be able to say shit

- landry! I was expecting hammond

- he seems fishy I dont trust him

- "I assume in your timeline youre not a discredited wack job?"

"That depends on who you ask"

- love how the franchise always calls back to when Daniel was a believer that the pyramids were landing pads for aliens 😂😂

- that was cams grandpa on the boat! Very interesting

- one legged Daniel is.......something

- oof all this hurts 😫 theyre separating them and I dont like it

- a whole ass year later?????

- Daniel looking at a book and seeing his own crazy looking face on the back

- cams farm :(

- Daniel calling himself??? "You have to have more faith in yourself" 😭😭😭😭😭😭 THAT SHIT HURTED

- ugh its about time Baal showed up. Who is this lady with him. It better not be sha're I cant take that

- tealc bae💖💖

- its been a long time since ive heard "sholva"

- VALA OH MY GOD I did not expect that

- hammond!!!

- "okay bye!" Daniel I love you

- "someone with the gene" here comes jack!

- Baal kept a cellphone lmfao

- holy shit he just got impaled ok I guess vala is the bad guy

- oh damn shes evil. Finally a goauld that portrays how psycho these things are

- fuck she just sliced him in half ok shes really scary

- there goes Washington :(

- "the russians have another"

"Helloooo"

Daniel just LOVES being right

- "how many on our 6?"

"Too many!"

Backseat Daniel is great

- "we're americans! Please shoot the people chasing us!"

- Daniel just knew it was Quetesh lol

- woa big time machine

- go back to the cretacious! Go see some dinos!

- well daniels dead. Again

- and sam! And tealc what the fuck

- "I die free" 😫😫💖💖💖💖💖

- oh get bombed!!!

- cam had to wait 2 years until the boat incident??? God what the hell

- HEAD SHOT

- death to all worms!!!!

- it worked! Theyre all ok :)

- "when was the last time Jack bought dinner?"

"Good point"

- wait I'm confused. Did cam live out his life in the 30s or did he get sent back to the present? None of them remember. Since cam didnt die in the alternate timeline I'm wondering if he got to go back at all.

Oh well 🤷 at least everythings back to normal

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SG1

Season 10 episode 20

Notes by me

- IM NOT READY FOR IT TO END 😭😭

Ok as sad as I am that this is the last episode of sg1 that I will watch for the first time, I am excited to see how they end it and I hope its a nice goodbye to my favorite show 💗💗💗

- and we open with a nice spar scene between tealc and cam 😊

- omg imagine if it was actually daniels birthday lmaooo

- "last time I was this bored I took hostages!"

"I was there"

- the asgard planet!!👽

- THOR 😍😍 long time no see buddy

- theyre giving them everything 😃

- the last theme 😭😭😭

- the asgard trusting the humans with their knowledge and stuff holy crap

- the thor hug 😍

- oh shit RIP asgard planet :(

- nice shot!!

- what the fuck how do they know where they are??

- dont blow up the ship!! All the asgard stuff is in there!!

- freeze frame! What happened

- oh time bubble

- hey I dont think a time bubble is a good idea especially when theres a laser about to destroy u

- theyre gonna be stuck for 3 months? Jeez

- "I'm gonna go crazy and I'm taking you with me"

- this whole episode in the Odyssey?? Cool

- daniels room of ancient knowledge is cool

- this is quit the pickle I must say

- ARE THOSE PINK HANDCUFFS!! He just shuts the door in her face 😂

- she just really wants to fuck Daniel and I mean?? Same

- holy shit. Daniels whole speech. Hes right that she picks the worst times to come on to him. But she actually uses that to shield the fact she actually has feelings for him. The part about him not being over the death of sha're and not knowing if he'll ever feel the same way about someone else. The fact that hes bringing up how he "never thought about" vala and him in a serious relationship says that he actually did think about it but didnt think she wanted it. His over the top emphasis on saying that shes not girlfriend material. HER CRYING BECAUSE SHE ACTUALLY HAS REAL FEELINGS FOR HIM. The kiss

"You better not be messing with me"

- vala and Daniel finally admitting their feelings in the very last episode is truly peak slow burn

- oh shit caught by cam lmfaooo

- vala and Sam brain storm!

- the team dinner 💗

- this song sequence. I'm in awe

- I'm so??? They used creedence clearwater revivals Have You Seen The Rain and I'm crying

- christmas 😢

- vala crying.....

- cam throwing shit

- um???? Theyre old now ????? How long has it been???

- sad cello music

- Sam ages well

- tealc never fuckin ages lmfaooo my dude got a sweet white hair line and thats it

- oh she did it!!

- 50 years are u kidding me. Sam learned how to play the cello. Vala and Daniel lived a lifetime together

- just use tealc to stay old!!! Hes hardly inconvenienced by it

- "what are you 130 now?"

- they wont remember anything. Vala and Daniel wont remember.....

Daniel wont remember all that asgard knowledge

Sam will forget all the science she learned :(((

- this is some crazy shit

- it worked!!!!

- vala knows she and Daniel got together. She can feel it in her bones

- tealcs white hair is great ☺☺

- I'm not ready for this to end

- "nothing ventured, nothing gained"

"Life is too short"

"Chevron 7 locked"

"Indeed" - all of them

- hello friends I am crying real tears. My show is over. I will never again be able to watch sg1 for the first time. I am so happy I experienced this show. I am so happy I found it. I will forever be grateful for everything this franchise has taught me 💖💞💖