#no this totally isnt about bo burnham

[auuhhhimproblematic]

GIGGLES AND KICKS FEET

[cloudysfluffs]

benrey!!!

favorite thing about them: the way he talks!!!! its so funny and reminds me of myself a lot shdfkj

least favorite thing about them: there is nothinghe is perfect <3

favorite line: AWMAN i have a couple!!! ummm ill give you a list:

"im a great cool, i feel a good...but you make me angry!"

"what did you do what the FUCK did you do to my Friend Of josh........."

"Who killed him? Who killed this?"

"can i just have a little bit of coins man........"

"its ONE button and you fuck it up."

"get me out of this BOX!!!!!!"

"*loses* OHHH JACKPOT!!!!"

"why is there a baseball? whats WRONG with you?"

brOTP: tommy!!! i think theyre besties

OTP: gordon!!! im biased towards this ship bc i got into hl first and ship gordon/barney

nOTP: umm idk!! im not into the fandom culture well enough to know who else people ship him with fjkdhs

random headcanon: benrey is a shapeshifting xen alien black mesa stole for research. to escape, he took the form of a security guard. the guard he stole his name/body from, though, he only saw in passing, which is why benrey looks so 'off'. but its also why i draw benrey and barney as looking almost identical hjdfsk

unpopular opinion: i think people take him a little bit too seriously sometimes hfdskj like interpret the character how ever you want!! not makin fun of anyone here!! but i physically cannot do anything too serious with him

song i associate with them: AWWMAN USUALLY I HAVE ONE!!!! BUT I TOTALLY DO NOT RIGHT NOW!!!!! uhhh maybe 'dont wanna know' by bo burnham! though i associate that a liiiittle more w hlvrai gordon/dr coomer, its still pretty fitting :) OOOO or maybe 'hand me my shovel im going in' by will wood!!! but i havent listened to that in AGES

favorite picture of them: hdfsj its hard to have a favorite picture of him that isnt fanart when his model is so ugly hjdsk so idk!!! i guess i dont have one!!!

[grimacesympathizer]

Im so tired

1- name? Kris 2- nick names? The Tree, plant dad 3- zodiac? Scorpio 4- video game i play to chill? Mario kart 5- book series i read? Maximum Ride 6- aliens or ghosts? Aliens 7- writer i trust? James Patterson 8- fave radio station? FUN107.1 9- favorite flavor of anything? Anything citrus-esque or orange 10- the word i use to describe something great? Rad 11- favorite song? Oh Bo (bo burnham) 12- question u ask new friends? Whats your fave color 13- favorite word? Amazement 14- the last person who hurt me? My ex. No i have not 15- last song i listenned to? Some song by the pussy cat dolls i cant remember lmao 16- tv show i always reccomend CHOPPED 17- pirates or ninjas? Pirates 18- movie i watch when im sad? Heathers 19- song thats the first on my shuffle? THE SHOE LACE SONG FROM SPONGEBOB 20- fave video game? Subnautica 21- what am i most afraid of? The ocean 22- a good quality of mine? I like to think im fairly considerate 23-a bad quality? Im very emotional sometimes 24- cats or dogs? MFUCK LIZARDS 25- actor/actress you love blah blah? Johnny depp 26- fave season? Autumn 27-am i in a relationship Yea lmao 28- something i miss? My dad 29- my best friend? Taty or jess 30- eye color? Brown 31- hair color? Light brown (dying it red in a few days!!) 32- someone i love? You 33- someone i trust? You 34- someone i always think about? Dwanye the rock johnson (and you) 35- am i excited about anything? When u come down here!!! 36- current obbsession? darkiplier and antisepticeye help me 37- fave tv show as a child? Tom and Jerry 38- THIS IS SO LONG Yeah 39- am i superstituous? Yeah 40-what do i think about most? The future 41- do i have any strange phobias? I hate hate hate hate hate pointy objects like fuck no (for example, shark teeth) 42- i prefer to be behind 43- fave hobbies? Drawing, painting, playing piano, singing 44- last book i read? Mmfuck idk i think it was True 45- last film i watched? Heathers 46- instruments? Hella: piano, flute, drums, guitar, ukukele SLIDE WHISTLE 47- favorite animal? I really fukcin like lizards 48- top 5 blogs i follow? •officialnasa •danisnotonfire •danisontonfire •you , dipshit ly •barackobama 49-superpower? THE POWER TO REFILL THINGS. REFILL MY BANK ACC REFILL MY CUP REFILL ANYTHING 50- how do i destress? I dont. Help me 51- do i like confrontation? No??? 52- when do i feel most at peace? When im outside 53- what makes me smile? Nice things 54- do i sleep with lights on or off? Tv is on all lights are off 55-sports? Futébol 56-song of week? That song by the pussy cat dolls 57-favorite drink? Chocolate milk mm 58-when did i send my last handwritten letter? Like 2010 59- afraid of heights? Nah 60- pet peeve? WHEN PEOPLE WONT FUCKING SH UT UP MMMMMMMMMMM 61-last concert? Fall out boy 62- am i vegan ect? No 63- what occ. Did i want when i was small? Singer 64- friend turned enemy? Y E S FUCKIN I HATE HER 65-fic universe?? ,,,,, heathers 66- something i worry about? Others opinions of me. Constantly 67- scared of the dark? Yes 68- best friends? Taty and Jess 69 ;) :what do i admire about others Their personality and morals 70- can i sing? Tbh ,,,,,,, no 71- something i wish i could do? SING 72-if i won the lottery what do? buy a sanctuary 4 reptiles 73-have i ever skipped school? O yah totally 74- fave place on planet? In my bed 75- where do i want to live? Portugal/azores 76- do i have any pets? Si, two lizards 77- what is my desktop picture? A bird screamig 78- night owl (From now on im just putting the answers im tired as fuck) 79- sunsets 80- yeah 81- hasnt happened yet 82- headphones 83-no 84- I got a staple stuck in my middle finger 85- uh uh u 2000's pop 86- captain jack sparrow tbfh 87- poison ivy 88- homophobes 89- real book 90- sleeping 91- lmao idk school is shit 92- english 93- yeah i have 3 kms 94- a mcflurry 95- 5'8" 96- yeah 97- NO 98- parker, lizards, reading 99- trump, pence, republicans 100- girlfriends tbh 101-boys 102- in america 103- lmao idk i think bisexual 104- in america hizzidyhey 105- parker 106- yesterday 107- reading fanfics 108- markiplier 109- It isnt showing lmak 110- sure 111- neko atsume 112- dad- not good Mom- also not good 113- irish, portuguese/spanish 114- spain 115- 73 116- lmao no 117- no 118- YES 119- no fuck off 120- sometimes 121- sulfur 122- yes 123- no 124- no 125- elvis 126- writing a book 127- yeah 128- sometimes 129- forest 130- youll get there when you get there. 131- no 132- hufflepuff, amity, 11 133- yea 134- n o 135- ,,, yes 136- no 137- yeah 138- no 139- ,,,,, b y e binch 140- yes. 141- yes when i was a baby 142- yeah 143- NO BUT I WANT TO BE THATD BE SO RAD OMG 144- ye 145- i would be played by jimmy fallon, all other characters would be dwayne johnson in various wigs 146- :-) 147- just my ears 148- jason dean 149- no 150- asking u out 151- yes 152- glasses 153- 2004 bmw 154- maybe?????? Idk?? 155- my cousin cheyanne 156- YOU KNOW 157- crayola paint 158- yeah 159- brains 160- gray 161- no 162- can everything be my answer 163- ,,,, i like my smile 164- ye 165- yeah 166- LIZARD 167- yes 168- yes 169- 16 170- and then god created the universe. Since then, it has made alot of people angry and has been regarded as a bad move. 171- yeah 172- ,, yeah 173- y e ah 174- a bearded dragob 175- yeah 176- ye ah all the time 177- i repeatedly crashed a romote control car into a cardboard box once 178- what happened last year 179- FUCK AROUND WITH PEOPLE OMG 180- yes 181- murder 182- no one gets left behind or forgotten 183- a malamute 184- as the best gay 185-drawing 186- being straight 187- being gay 188- love 189-love 190- 1980s 191- you tbh 192- when im with the people i love 193- money, love,, 194- LMAO BINCH, FIRST OFF,, 195- y e s 196- chucky 197- carrots 198- vampires 199- city 200- DRAGONS 201- my family dying at waterwiz 202- love, noun "the warmth you feel in your chest when you look at someone that makes you feel like they put the stars in the sky for you." 203- sometimes 204- yeah 205- sometimes 206- sweet 207- LMAO JCPENNEY 208- rocks and shells 209- my ring 210- taking a pole dancing class 211- i internalize it 212- nope 213- lmao yeah 214- veronica sawyer,,, 215- i can balance shit on my nose 216- heather duke @ectoplasmictoast

[legos-lass]

@astrolindsey​ u dont have to read all of this youre my fiance and ik you love me already

1. Favorite (Reprise)

honestly part of your old (reprise) from the little mermaid (alan menken) just THOSE HIGH NOTES MMM. i love theres a fine fine line (reprise) from avenue q cuz its adorable but it is like two lines so.

2. already answered

3. If you could go back in time to see a certain production, which one would it be?

AMERICAN IDIOT WHEN BILLIE WAS ST. JIMMY. NO EXPLANATION NEEDED.

4. Who should write a musical?

i would watch the shit out of an existentialist comedic musical written by bo burnham. hes so hilarious and his songs are so catchy sjiowehefhe.

5. The routine you recreate when home alone:

every. part. of. one. day. more. from. les. mis. simultaneously.my bio used to be something like “my main hobby is recreating all eight parts of one day more by myself” and it is still true. but also hello! from bom but it fails miserably because i try to act out all the parts oof ouch.

6. A duet you’d love to perform and with whom.

if you were gay from avenue q with me as rod and john tartaglia as nicky. now hear me out ik john is supposed to be rod and rick lyon is supposed to be nicky but 1. rod is like My Role™ and as much as i also love rick, john was my fave member of the obc and ik he can do different voices well so...yeah hes gonna be nicky now so i can sing with him.

7. A musical everyone can learn from.

here we go again but avenue q. wowie zowie i like went through a midlife crisis the first time i listened to it but for now actually? changed? my? life? and everyones a little bit racist i mean cmon read my bio. theres so much about it that is so useful even if it seems a bit pessimistic. also elder price from bom learning to use his mission to actually help others and not just to be treated really well if heaven is some good shit but avenue q wins cuz i wasnt religious to begin with.

8. already answered

9. Favorite person to play (insert role)

okay well im gonna fill this in myself and say elder price and say MY BOY THE ETERNALLY PERFECT NIC ROULEAU I CANT BELIEVE I GOT TO SEE HIM ON BROADWAY AND MEET HIM!!!

10. Best digital #ham4ham

uhhhh well like i said in my last post i dont like hamilton really so i have no idea what this means sorry

11. Make up a name and the ingredients for a Waitress pie.

okay well ive only just started listening to waitress and im not nearly as creative with names (or passive aggressive with them) as jenna but uh i really like chocolate pie but ive never seen a nutella one so. yeah that sounds delicious. the name would be something about remington leith idk.

12. already answered

theres no 13 i guess cuz it is unlucky lmao

14. Express your love for the orchestras!

*inhales* GOD THE ORCHESTRA JUST MAKES THE MUSICAL. GO LISTEN TO ANY SONG FROM LES MIS AND TRY NOT TO GET CHILLS FROM THE INSTRUMENTALS I DARE YOU.

15. Favorite musical written by (insert composer, lyricist)

well lynz youre a FOOL and didnt send me a composer or lyricist so im just gonna reiterate that i love les mis it has been my favorite musical for so many years and i cant believe that my friend ryan saw it on broadway and i didnt.

16. Which part (or parts) do you sing in One Day More?

but especially my love eponine

17. A line that never fails to make you laugh.

runs to get my official avenue q script that i spent $20 on to make sure i get the line perfectly right

rod: well--i have this friend--

christmas eve: nicky?

r: no no--another friend. and i think he has a very big problem. i think--ithink my friend is (whispers) gay

ce: what wrong with that? you know rod. gay people make major contribution ro art and philosophy and literature for many hundreds of years now

r: but my friend isnt an artist--hes a republican. and an investment banker.

ce: ew. well tell him to stay in closet then. he good for nothing.

r: (a moment) ...well okay! great! thanks for the advice!

ce: yeah i wouldnt want a friend like that!

r: thanks again!

ce: bye now (she goes inside)

rod: bye bye! (beat. to the audience) ...shit.

18. An upcoming production you’re excited for.

DEAR EVAN HANSEN US TOUR

19. Do you have any funny misheard lyrics from a showtune?

yknow im sure i do but i cannot think of any right now...all i can think of is i used to think (on my own) “the trees are full of starlight” was “the tree’s are fluff’s delight” i have no idea what that means but it made sense to my young mind

20. A musical you would NEVER see with your parents.

avenue q. hahahahahahaha no puppet sex with rebecca and michael. but lets be honest my mum wants to go back to the city to see it off broadway since only i got to see it and if shes gonna buy me a ticket im totally seeing it again idc.

21. Musicals can introduce you to new cultures, interests, fancy words and so on. Name 3 things you’ve learned form musicals.

bom: literally everything i know about the church of jesus christ of latter day saints is from this musical except for polyamory and salt lake city.

hamilton: alexander was NOT a president. i really dont care about us history whoops

les mis: I Learned Im Not Straight Because Of Samantha Barks

22. Favorite OBC.

avenue q mmmmm love u john tartaglia

23. Cast recording you know by heart.

les mis movie sountrack i literally have like 98% of this musical memorized

24. Cast recording for a long car ride.

grease (movie soundtrack) is a bop and my whole family likes it *fingerguns*

25. Favorite Miscast performance.

i havent listened to too many and ik this one doesnt really count but idc cuz i love it. nic rouleau singing go the distance from hercules is my sexuality.

26. already answered

27. Showtune of the day:

im gonna go with two by two from bom cuz im listening to it right now and suidfuesrf it just kills me -the fucking chicken waddling walk ass choreography -WE ARE THE ARMY OF THE CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST oflatterdaysaints -ORLANDOOOOO I LOVE YA ORLANDOOOO -PUTT putt golfINGGGGG -arnold: thats me thats me hello. kevin: oh. hi! in the most fucking “:)” voice ever

28.  Who would play you in a musical about your life?

i would hope samantha barks (les mis 25th anniversary and movie eponine) cuz we have similar ranges and shes so beautiful and she is my Favorite Theatre Actress

29. Who would play your best friend in a musical about your life?

im gonna go with dana steingold (ave q current kate/lucy) really for no other reason than shes adorable and has a versatile voice and seems really sweet. i feel like we would be friends in real life.

30.  Who would play your romantic interest in a musical about your life?

honestly like maybe ben durocher (ave q current princeton/rod)? idk he just has a voice that i love and looks adorable in his glasses

31. already answered

32. Describe yourself with 3 musical theatre characters.

eponine from les mis (what a surprise), kate monster from avenue q, sophie from mamma mia

33. A character that inspires you to be better. (does la la land count? im counting it) mia from la la land cuz she has a similar personality to me but less Anxiety which ends up helping her achieve her dream. i want to be like that

34. A showtune that always puts you in a good mood. bend and snap from legally blonde idk it’s just so fun and makes me feel confident it is nice

35. A showtune that makes you feel melancholic. there are worse things i could do from grease

36. Best showstopper. i believe from bom oh my gosh when i heard nic rouleau sing it live for the first time i had GOOSEBUMPS and it has just the right amount of humor to bootedit: OH JUST KIDDING LOVE U BOM BUT DEFINITELY BEING ALIVE FROM COMPANY OH Y GOD. I CANT CHOOSE BETWEEN NEIL PATRICK HARRISS’ VERSION AND RAUL ESPARZA’S THEY BOTH GIVE ME SHIVERS

37. A place you consider to be your Santa Fe. this must be from a musical i havent seen? idk well it looks really beautiful and not very busy so i guess...oakland? it feels like home to me

38. The name of the prettiest theater you’ve been to. eugene o’neill theatre (bom on broadway) was lovely. i had standing room only tickets so i didnt really get to experience it cuz i was stuck in the back under the mezzanine (still great view though) but i looked around a bit during intermission and the was very royal looking and they had a nice bar area upstairs with CHAIRS I COULD USE

39. The most intense scene from a musical. mmm thats tough. from the little ive seen of moulin rouge so far the tango de roxanne part looks really crazy. so is the cell block tango from chicago. or honestly a LOT of american idiot...i love how badass letterbomb is

40. A great cover of a showtune: i really love this male cover of maybe this time from cabaret (i found this thanks to hetalia 2p!america fanart lmao)

41. Put your phone on suffle and write the first 2 showtunes that appear. 1. master of the house from les mis (10th anniversary)2. mamma mia from mamma mia (original cast)

42. Best design of a Playbill. i love effective minimalism so once

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yo

1. selfie (no can do, i honestly am too lazy and i have no clue how to add photos into these lel)

2. what would you name your future kids? Skylark, Silver, Thorn, Pas

3. do you miss anyone? yes

4. what are you looking forward to? waking up to a S.O that loves me, a house that we both love, a job I love, income I can live off comfortably, and the only source of stress I have is if something isnt routine

5. is there anyone who can always make you smile? @artbeetle hands down

6. is it hard for you to get over someone? yeah

7. what was your life like last year? happier

8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed? nope

9. who did you last see in person? Aleksi

10. are you good at hiding your feelings? nope. I’m an open book.

11. are you listening to music right now? yeah, the beauty and the beast soundtrack Evermore lol

12. what is something you want right now? a million dollars would be nice

13. how do you feel right now? groggy and i have a stomach ache from last night so not feeling 100% right now

14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you? a long time now that i think about it. i guess thats my fault since i’ve been avoiding hugs because i’m still worried people think of me as the “wheres my hug?” guy from middle school lol

15. personality description: a steaming pile of bile tbh. loud when I’m trying too hard to be friends with you, cuss like a trucker, quiet when youre in the innermost circle of friends. i make a lot of jokes that cross lines and unless someones seriously offended and says something I don’t stop.

16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t? yes

17. opinion on insecurities. go ahead and have them, just don’t let them become permanent. you only have so much time in this world and youre going spend it worrying about other people who will forget everything in like 10 years max? like no one really cares if you tripped on nothing that one time. sure they’ll laugh but realistically theyll laugh for about 15 minutes then forget it completely by the next 3 days.

18. do you miss how thing were a year ago? yeah

19. have you ever been to New York? nope. dont plan to.

20. what is your favourite song at the moment? Lie To Me George Nozuka

21. age and birthday? 21, may 17

22. description of crush. she’s reliable, comforting, pleasant to be with, gives off an air of happiness and contentment, easy on the eyes and knows how to keep the flow of conversations or mood going. She can be spontaneous or mysterious when she wants to. She warms my heart with her smile and I will never forget the little thing her cheeks do when she does smile.  

23. fear(s) death. thats it. 

24. height 5 foot 6 i think. i may have grown to 5 foot 7 haven’t measured in a while. wish i grew more tho

25. role model my friend William lol he is goals.

26. idol(s) I don’t really keep track of any celebrities so none really.

27. things i hate. 3 people i hate specifically, uhhhh break ups, my dad, some “friends”, when apologies arent enough( otherwise whats the point of having the word exist), when I take a joke too far and it hurts a relationship I like, when i stub my toes or bang my fingers on something, when friends snapchat me of a hangout I wasn’t invited or even told about when the whole group is there, when people are at a dance and everyone forms that dance circle for random people to go in and dance their heart out then someone busts out breakdancing in a crowd thats literally the worst group of dancers( like seriously i dare you to watch that shit. unless someone has some serious balls no one will go in the circle after that for a whole 5-10 minutes because no one can follow that up. like thats fine if youre in a group of other really good dancers or break dancers but like come on man. thats like having a seasoned and grown ass michael jordan in your middle school basketball game. )

28. i’ll love you if… you make me a handmade gift, you tell me you were thinking of me, you give me a lot of attention lol, you share your food with me, you try some of my favourite games or watch my favourite animes with me, we end up saying the same shit at the same time, do crazy shit with me, ride rollercoasters with me, if youre cold or something and you need to borrow my jacket or sweater i will gladly lend it to you unless its like - 30 then we share lol, if you rant to me or vent to me. if you keep the conversation going unless you know im in a bad mood or something serious happened

29. favourite film(s) Treasure planet. thats it. 

30. favourite tv show(s) Spider riders? di gata defenders, samurai jack, martin mystery, totally spies, jacob two two, team galaxy, ben 10 ( only up to ultimate alien and alien force, the rest sucked), code lyoko, master chef, chopped, medabots, gundam seed, the weekenders, code name kids next door, uhh theres probably like 30 other ones but nothing else i can remember off the top of my head.

31. 3 random facts I have a bottle of taro flavoured gin sitting beside my desk, I have reading glasses, I like the feeling of cleaning my ears with cotton swabs

32. are your friends mainly girls or guys? guys. although in highschool it was girls

33. something you want to learn? the italian, korean, and japanese language. maybe russian. I want to learn how to juggle and do card tricks, I want to learn everything about my friends, I want to learn how to profile someone and deduce things sherlock style. I also want to learn more about volleyball tbh

34. most embarrassing moment. I pooped my pants while at a friends 6th birthday and my brother had to help me

35. favourite subject. English. I like poetry the most

36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill? To be in a rowboat in Venice Italy with my significant other under the moonlight and right as we’re about to kiss, fireworks go off in the distance. to be a world renowned psychologist/psychiatrist but working in my old high school trying to help people who are bound to do the same dumb ass shit I did. to wini the lottery or just raise enough money off a really good paying job i like to send my parents back home to philippines like they dreamed. 

37. favourite actor/actress. Mary Elizabeth Winstead or Ellen Page

38. favourite comedian(s) Gabriel iglesias, christopher titus, bo burnham

39. favourite sport(s) volleyball, i dont play many others

40. favourite memory: that one day at cap ex. “ what about this ship?” “ well, we’ll see where it takes us”

41. relationship status pringle.

42. favourite book(s) perks of being a wallflower, eleanor and park, Somebody up there hates you, nick and norah’s infinite playlist, an abundance of katherines

43. favourite song ever Pocket full of dreams by hedley

44. age you get mistaken for: no one guesses my age

45. how you found out about your idol: i met him lol hes my friend’s boyfriend

46. what my last text message says “ like I don’t want to get out of bed”

47. turn ons:  Short hair, freckles, dimples, tits that fit perfectly in my hand or bigger is cool too, into kinky shit, still makes jokes even in sex( not all the time though), likes passionate aggressive sex, tom boyish, asian, very physically touchy/clingy, smells nice, soft skin, tongue when kissing, knows how to dirty talk or sound seductive.

48. turn offs: smells bad(breath or body odor), those dirty white people dreadlocks, being like professional body builder ripped levels, and sure fuck it I’ll say it; being extremely overweight. 

49. where i want to be right now, Venice Italy

50. favourite picture of your idol again, can’t do photos. too dumb

51. starsign Taurus

52. something i’m talented at , guessing a pokemon after hearing its cry only applicable to the first 2-3 generations

53. 5 things that make me happy. friends, food, sleep, money, video games

54. something thats worrying me at the moment. my future and how dark it is

55. tumblr friends I dont have many and the ones i do have i don’t know if i should tag on here

56. favourite food(s) bbq ribs, pulled pork, pizza, bimbimbap, filipino bbq skewers, tosino, lechon kawale, lechon adobo, insemada(not sure how to spell that), pasta, and curry

57. favourite animal(s) cats

58. description of my best friend, hes asian

59. why i joined tumblr, my friend kept using inside jokes and memes from tumblr so i got curious