#no taylor lautner² phenomenon for u mr anne hathaway
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culiehua · 14 days ago
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"Will would duel Shakespeare for the title of superiorestest William of all time" WRONG Shakespeare would write a song about mundane pox (syphillis) to challenge the established dominance of demon pox oh demon pox but instantly fall unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Will upon meeting him, kiss him, get rejected and change his name to horace whipplepool
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