#no talking asmr

[soundsofelise]

Here's a video of me tapping and scratching aggressively on Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix. I recorded the audio with my phone (Samsung S23) and the video with my new webcam. Let me know if you have any requests! Thank you! :)

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[the-maw-consumes]

leaves

[sacramentohistorymuseum]

September 19th is Talk Like A Pirate Day! For today, Howard turned to the largest wood type that we have in our print shop exhibit at the Sacramento History Museum to share his favorite pirate related joke.

This large letter C is 30 line pica (5 inches) and is of the French Clarendon typeface. This piece of type was made in the late 1880s by the Hamilton Wood Type Company in Two Rivers, Wisconsin. This was printed with black rubber base ink using our Washington hand press, which was made in 1852.

[righteous-r0de0]

perhaps a silly question but are angel and baabe’s unempowered familes invited to the wedding? that’s gotta be a huge covert breach

but imagine the silly hijinks that would ensue

“hey why’s the best man (gender neutral)’s boyfriend sitting under an umbrella? it’s supposed to be clear skies all day”

“oh um he’s just super goth”

“he’s wearing a cowboy hat”

“he’s…y’allternative”

“wtf angel”

[graveyardgayme]

new mitch sports interaction ad that makes the skill/competency part of my brain go brrrrrrrrr

[boowiij]

DAVID SHAW BEGGING⁉️

DAVID SHAW WHIMPERING FOR FREE⁉️

DAVID SHAW BEING PICKED UP BY ANGEL⁉️

DAVID SHAW WITH A LIVING FATHER⁉️

DAVID SHAW GETTING STARTLED⁉️

THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY‼️

[aimedis]

everyone after the summit: stressed, disturbed, worried, confused

sam and darlin: *smashing in the forest*

[aggro-my-beloved]

david is so Grrrr Ruff Ruff but asher is like arf and then milo is all yip yip yip

then there’s tank who’s just

BOOF!!!!

[silvertongueddevil]

take it slow with me

haven’t posted in a while <3

imagining my hands on your waist, guiding you up and down on me, telling you to just relax and take things slow <3

[capitalisticveins]

I like to think Freelancer and Gavin are perfect parallels in terms of their speed. Let me explain‼️

Personally I see Freelancer as a person that does everything fast. They talk fast and accidentally stumble over their words constantly, they walk fast and leave people behind by accident, they think fast and often come to the wrong conclusion, they write fast and their handwriting is less than ideal, everything is speedy in their world.

Except for Gavin

He moves ever so slowly to make people wait for him, he talks slow, almost to tease the person he conversing with, he takes the time to sit and think about almost everything to make sure he understands, even if it takes a while, and it takes him a while to write stuff off the top of his head because he takes the time to actually think about what he’s writing, and how it’ll look. He’s the type to stop and smell the roses, to just sit and take everything in.

And they balance each other perfectly ❤️

Gavin always chuckles when FL starts over their sentence because they stumbled over their words, but he always waits for them to finish to put in his two cents.

Freelancer always compliments Gavin’s handwriting when he copies down the notes from their notebook because he couldn’t write them down fast enough.

Gavin showing Freelancer a flower he saw that reminded him of them, and they both find it absolutely beautiful.

These two are so stupid and in love it HURTS ME DUDE😭😭😭

[soundsofelise]

Here's a video of me playing with the Gel Squashies I got from Dollar General. I recorded the audio with my Samsung S23 and the video with my new webcam. Let me know if you have any requests! Thank you! :)

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[vampire-biter]

Whenever freelancer or Gavin isn’t at home

(for more than a couple hours and they can’t get home by that night)

Gavin will call freelancer and just talk with them like normal when they wanna talk before bed

UNTILLL it hits like 10 pm and freelancer starts getting freaky for some reason and says shit like

“I’m gonna take your pants off and touch your clit.”

To which Gavin goes

“Do it. You won’t. Pussy.”

(He doesn’t have a clit. Most the time.)

((I head-cannon that sex demons can switch gentiles/chests with the opposite gender if wanted))

[breezysuffers]

Reminder that the first cannon omegaverse reference wasn’t from asher

wasn’t from milo

wasn’t even from angel

but peepaw

[dawnofiight]

Now Presenting: The Talbot Siblings

This is an excuse for me to draw Madelyn.

Her and Amanda are BFFs that's why both of them have dyed pink tips.

Amanda adopted Talbot

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[pycth]

Holding hands while you bring the ancient demon you just killed back to life is a weird first date, but ok—

[boowiij]

Sam "dyes his hair grey as Darlin ages so he can 'age' with them too" Collins