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#good omens#good omens fanart#good omens 2#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#crowley#aziraphale#this is totally not inspired by an asmr video I don't know what you're talking about (sarcasm)#I doubt this lighting is realistic but he looks so pretty in it </3
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September 19th is Talk Like A Pirate Day! For today, Howard turned to the largest wood type that we have in our print shop exhibit at the Sacramento History Museum to share his favorite pirate related joke.
This large letter C is 30 line pica (5 inches) and is of the French Clarendon typeface. This piece of type was made in the late 1880s by the Hamilton Wood Type Company in Two Rivers, Wisconsin. This was printed with black rubber base ink using our Washington hand press, which was made in 1852.
#jokes#dad jokes#pirates#talk like a pirate day#museum#sacramento#history#letterpress#printing#art#printmaking#asmr#typography
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take it slow with me
haven’t posted in a while <3
imagining my hands on your waist, guiding you up and down on me, telling you to just relax and take things slow <3
#asmr#audio#voice kink#deep voice#male voice#men whimpering#whimpering#dirty talk#guided#sweet talk#soft praise#soft dom#pleasure dom
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perhaps a silly question but are angel and baabe’s unempowered familes invited to the wedding? that’s gotta be a huge covert breach
but imagine the silly hijinks that would ensue
“hey why’s the best man (gender neutral)’s boyfriend sitting under an umbrella? it’s supposed to be clear skies all day”
“oh um he’s just super goth”
“he’s wearing a cowboy hat”
“he’s…y’allternative”
“wtf angel”
#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted audio#redacted david#redacted angel#redacted asher#redacted babe#redacted darlin#redacted sam#redacted wedding#like they all just conveniently forget that little detail#and the whole day they’re just scrambling to keep it all under wraps#i talked about drunk milo earlier#like imagine he’s just talking to one of the family members#and they’re like oh what’s your partner do for work#they’re a detective#oh like a cop#no#they investigate dangerous spirits from death and where they come from#oh so they’re a youtuber#like shane and ryan#uuuh no
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nah cause that make-up sex better be DISGUSTINGGGGGGG
#i’m talking chains and whips yall#mfer better be sobbing#can you tell i listened to the new porter audio#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redacted porter
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imagine being around milo and sweetheart for the first time, feeling awkward and nervous because it seems like they’re arguing, you blink and then they’re making out
#apparently this is an autism thing#people think we’re arguing when we’re just talking passionately#and milo’s autistic because i fucking said so!1!1!1!1!#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted fandom#redactedasmr#redacted headcanons#shaw pack#redacted milo#redacted sweetheart#indi’s yap sessions
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the d.a.m.n crew consists of:
fast walkers: lasko, damien, freelancer
and slow walkers: gavin, dear, huxley
#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted damn crew#redacted freelancer#redacted gavin#redacted damien#redacted huxley#redacted lasko#redacted dear#redacted headcanons#kae's headcanons#kae talks shit
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new mitch sports interaction ad that makes the skill/competency part of my brain go brrrrrrrrr
#toronto maple leafs#mm16#mitch marner#sports interaction commercial#sports interaction WHERE is my 1 hour unedited no dude talking asmr version#the lighting the fluffy hair he's sooOOOOOOOoOooOoO#i feel so normal about it#look at him go#my clips#24 25 season
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DAVID SHAW BEGGING⁉️
DAVID SHAW WHIMPERING FOR FREE⁉️
DAVID SHAW BEING PICKED UP BY ANGEL⁉️
DAVID SHAW WITH A LIVING FATHER⁉️
DAVID SHAW GETTING STARTLED⁉️
THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY‼️
#ive watched his audio like 5x#I love this man with a passion#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted david#redacted angel#redacted fooliverse#fool!david#boowiji talks
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david is so Grrrr Ruff Ruff but asher is like arf and then milo is all yip yip yip
then there’s tank who’s just
BOOF!!!!
#no i will not elaborate#thx for coming to my ted talk#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted shaw pack#redacted headcanons#redacted shitpost#redacted asher#redacted david#redacted milo#redacted tank
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I like to think Freelancer and Gavin are perfect parallels in terms of their speed. Let me explain‼️
Personally I see Freelancer as a person that does everything fast. They talk fast and accidentally stumble over their words constantly, they walk fast and leave people behind by accident, they think fast and often come to the wrong conclusion, they write fast and their handwriting is less than ideal, everything is speedy in their world.
Except for Gavin
He moves ever so slowly to make people wait for him, he talks slow, almost to tease the person he conversing with, he takes the time to sit and think about almost everything to make sure he understands, even if it takes a while, and it takes him a while to write stuff off the top of his head because he takes the time to actually think about what he’s writing, and how it’ll look. He’s the type to stop and smell the roses, to just sit and take everything in.
And they balance each other perfectly ❤️
Gavin always chuckles when FL starts over their sentence because they stumbled over their words, but he always waits for them to finish to put in his two cents.
Freelancer always compliments Gavin’s handwriting when he copies down the notes from their notebook because he couldn’t write them down fast enough.
Gavin showing Freelancer a flower he saw that reminded him of them, and they both find it absolutely beautiful.
These two are so stupid and in love it HURTS ME DUDE😭😭😭
#Gavin and FL calling each other to talk while they’re also on a walk together#because FL is too far ahead and Gavin’s too far back#/j#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted freelancer#redacted gavin
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Reminder that the first cannon omegaverse reference wasn’t from asher
wasn’t from milo
wasn’t even from angel
but peepaw
#I mean Sam if you thought I was talking about Vega or Willam or smth#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted sam
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Holding hands while you bring the ancient demon you just killed back to life is a weird first date, but ok—
#doc is in their boxers while this talk is happening btw#I get the motivation to draw these mfs too much#especially when their videos drop#I literally had no reason for wanting to draw this#to be so fr#they’re just my little guys#no I won’t be drawing Vega :)#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redacted verse#redactedaudio#redactedasmr#redactedverse#redacted hush#redacted doc#pycthsketches
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The one, the only, Samuel Collins
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Taglist:
@thesolaireslawyer
@astrodude-87
@vegafan69
@indigo-greer-collins
@samfucker
#my beautiful princess#redacted sam#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted fanart#poe draws#don’t talk to me about the hands
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Porter calling Vincent a cunt and telling Lovely that they are serving cunt. that’s all
#random ass thought i just had#i think it would be funny#i know they are kinda on better terms now but still#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted porter solaire#redacted porter#porter solaire#redacted vincent solaire#redacted vincent#vincent solaire#redacted lovely#will talks
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everyone after the summit: stressed, disturbed, worried, confused
sam and darlin: *smashing in the forest*
#“where do you want these fangs baby”#bro what about the dead monarchs?#nah i'm playing he's so fine#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted darlin#redacted sam#kae talks shit
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