#no really bake no hana sounds like it would be boss music

[mizuribbons]

mizuki listening to the new song born from their feelings: why do i hear boss music

[ninjacupcakelover200]

Katsuki Bakugou~Birthday Surprise

Word count: 2295

Description: Katsuki's birthday is finally here but he's worried for his wife and wishes that she would simply rest instead of worrying about him all day. His stubborn wife doesn't listen through and decides to throw him a party anyway.

"Please don't do anything over the top this year." Katsuki whined to his wife. The (h/c) colored hair female simply laughed as she turned over in bed and looked to him. "You say that every year." she whined back to him. "Yeah and you know why?" he asked. "Why?" she asked him. "Because I'm hoping one year you'll finally listen." he said back to her. (Y/n) chuckled a bit hearing as he said this. "Have I ever been one to listen to you, Kat?" she asked him.

He sighed and shook his head no. "Babe, just hear me out though." he said to her as he sat up from their bed. She looked to him and sighed. "I'm listening." she said to him. "I'm turning 27. There's no reason to go out and do something big for it." he said to her. "It's not some major milestone or anything. Plus I don't need you going into labor trying to throw me some party." he said to her. (Y/n) simply chuckled and sat up from the bed. Her baby bump showing a bit more as she sat up. "I'll be fine." she said to him. "Plus you deserve to have a special day." she said to him. Katsuki sighed and fall back onto the bed. "It comes in one ear and leaves the other." he mumbled to himself.

(Y/n) simply laughed hearing as he said this. Then there was a knock at their bedroom door. "Can we come in?" asked a really soft voice. "No. Go away." Katsuki said back as he pulled the blanket over top of him. "KATSUKI! Be nice to the kids." (Y/n) said to him. (Y/n) then got up from the bed and made her way over to the bedroom door. She opened the door to see the most adorable set of 5 year old twins with blonde fluffy hair and (e/c) colored eyes. "Thanks Mommy." both of them said before running into the room. She turned and watched as her son and daughter climbed their way onto the bed before jumping onto their father. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DADDY!" they both yelled out. Katsuki groaned at the impact but was quick to catch them both so they wouldn't fall off the bed. "Thank you, brats." he said as he held them.

They both laughed a bit and looked to their Dad. "So what are you going to do today?" Hana asked looking down to her father. "Staying in bed all day." he said to his kids. "Really?" they both asked him. "No. He's not." (Y/n) said to them. "Then why did Daddy say that?" Haruto asked looking from his Mom to his Dad. "Because maybe if I spend all day in bed then Mommy will take the clue to rest." Katsuki said as he glared over to his wife. She sighed and looked back to him. "I'm pregnant, Katsuki. Doesn't mean I can't do something nice for you." she said to him. "First off, you're seven months pregnant. Second, you're right. Being pregnant doesn't mean you can't do something nice for me. So please be nice and rest in bed so I don't have to worry about you today." Katsuki plead to his wife. (Y/n) sighed and shook her head. "Come on kids. Go get ready. Mommy needs to do some shopping and you guys are coming along." she said to them. "Yay!" Hana and Haruto shouted as they hoped off the bed.

Once they were out of the room Katsuki sat up from the bed. "I'll get dressed as well." he said with a sighed. (Y/n) stopped her husband. "Nope. You're going to stay here and rest." she said to him. He growled hearing as she said this. "Look here woman." he started to say to her before she cut him off. "No, you look here Katsuki! I'm your wife and I know what's best for you. And I'm letting you know now if you keep bossing me around all day and don't just enjoy your birthday, you're going to have a moody wife." she said to him. He groaned hearing as she said this. "Look Katsuki, I get it. You're a pro-hero. It's your job to protect but for once don't be Ground Zero and be my Katsuki." she said to him. Katsuki sighed and looked to her. "Fine. Fine but can you at least take someone with you?" he asked him. "Who?" she asked. "Just one of my friends." he answered back. "I guess so." she said back before kissing his cheek and getting off the bed to get ready.

~Time Skip~

(Y/n) sighed a bit as she walked back into her house from shopping. Soon followed her Hana, Haruto, Izuku, Shoto, and Kirishima. All of them having bags in their hands. All of them expect (Y/n). After they all came into the house (Y/n) closed the door and started to take off her coat. As she did this she heard rushed foot steps coming down the stairs. She looked up and glared to her husband. "You lied to me." she said to him. "About what?" he asked in shock. "About 'one' of your friends coming along." she said to him as she crossed her arms over her chest. "I did not." he said back. "Oh really?" she asked him.

She then pointed to kitchen to the three males that were helping her kids with some bags. "Kirishima's my friend the other two are just extras." he said to his wife. She growled and pointed to him. "Yeah, well the 'one' friend and two extras didn't let me do that much. Izuku barley let me walk without asking me if I was tired. Kirishima had to grab everything off the shelf for me and Shoto wouldn't even let me carry my purse!" (Y/n) said to him. Katsuki laughed a bit hearing as she said this but once he saw his wife's face he regretted that he laughed. "Go back, upstairs. I don't want to see your face again until I call you down." she said to him. "Okay. Jeez." he mumbled before walking back up the stairs. (Y/n) then turned around and headed into the kitchen.

They all got to work on un-packing the bags and putting all the food up. After they were down with the bags Kirishima started to call some of Katsuki's friends, while Izuku and Shoto worked on the decorations for the party, as (Y/n) was busy baking a cake with the kids. It was all going nice until (Y/n) felt a sharp pain in her side. She grabbed at it and rubbed the area a bit. She then looked up and was glad to see no one saw it. She then shook it off thinking it was a simple cramp. She got back to making the cake with the kids. It took a while until everything was set up and all the guest were showing up. Once everything was in place (Y/n) hurried over to the stairs. "KATSUKI BAKUGOU! YOU CAN COME DOWN!" she yelled to him. "FINALLY!" he yelled back to her. It didn't take long for him to hurry down the stairs.

Once he was down the stairs he was shocked to see the living room set up with all his friends. "Wow. Babe, you really out did yourself." he said to her. She chuckled a bit and looked to him. "No, I didn't. I just threw the best party for the best husband." she said poking him in his side. He laughed and hugged her. "I love you." he whispered just for her to hear. She laughed and hugged him back. "I love you too, Kat. Now go party." she said letting go of him. It didn't take long for everyone to start chatting and dance to music. Everyone was having fun, just being able to catching up. (Y/n) was talking to Momo when she felt a sharp pain again within her side. She winced a bit in pain and rubbed the spot again. She quickly excused herself from Momo and made her way through the crowd.

She then soon found her angry blonde of a husband. He was chatting and laughing along with Kirishima, Sero, Denki, and Mina. (Y/n) faked a smile and walked up to her husband. "Kat, I need to talk to you." she said to him. He looked to his wife and smile. "Actually I was just about to come looking for you. I want to thank you for the party." he said to her. "That's great but babe -" he cut her off. "No, just let me real quick. It really means a lot to me to be with someone like you. I truly don't deserve you and I love you." he said to her. (Y/n) whimpered a bit as she rubbed her side once again. Katsuki looked at his wife in confusion. "Are you okay?" he asked her. "No. Katsuki you were right." she said to him. "I was right? Right about what?" he asked. "You were right about me just r-" she started to say before there was splashing sound. Katsuki looked down in confusion before he looked to his wife. It took him a second to realize what this meant but when he did it hit him like a bus. "HOLY SHIT!" he yelled as he hurried to (Y/n)'s side. "Don't worry babe. I'll get you to the hospital." he said to her. Everyone had stopped talking and looked to the scene. "OKAY. LISTEN UP EXTRAS. (Y/N) IS GOING INTO LABOR AND I'M TAKING HER TO THE HOSPITAL. DEKU! ICY-HOT! YOU TWO ARE IN CHARGE INTO I GET BACK. WATCH HANA AND HARUTO!" Katsuki yelled to them. "Okay, Kacchan." Izuku said back. Katsuki then looked to Kirishima. "Shitty hair you're with me." Katsuki said to Kirishima.

Kirishima nodded his head hearing as his friend said this. "Upstairs in the closet there's a bag. Go grab it real quick and meet us at my car." Katsuki said to him. Kirishima nodded his head and hurried off. Katsuki then held onto his wife and started to walk with her to the front door. "Kat, I'm so sorry." she said as she winced in pain again. "Hey, don't worry about it right now. All I want you to worry on is getting to the hospital and having a baby. Okay?" he asked her. She nodded her head in agreement.

~Time Skip~

It was a painful three hours for the couple. Katsuki was by (Y/n)'s the whole time. Holding her hand and talking to her the whole time. After the whole process was done (Y/n) and Katsuki was left with a beautiful baby girl. (Y/n) smiled looking at the small child as her husband held him. "She is so cute!" (Y/n) said looking over the small child. She had a little fluff of (h/c) colored hair along with red eyes. Katsuki chuckled a bit and looked at (Y/n). "She's a mini you." he said laughing a bit. "She has your eyes." she mumbled back. He laughed and nodded his head. "Here. Do you want her back?" he asked. (Y/n) nodded her head as she held out her arms for the baby. Katsuki softly placed her into his wife's arms. The couple smiled as they looked to the baby girl.

The moment was soon broken with a knock at the door of the hospital room. Katsuki groaned and got up. "Who's that?" (Y/n) asked as she looked to him. "Deku and Shoto. I told them to stop by with the kids." Katsuki said to her. She nodded her head and looked to the door. Katsuki opened the door to see his friend holding his kids along with Izuku and Shoto. "Daddy!" Hana yelled. Katsuki chuckled a bit and took Hana from Kirishima's arm. Then everyone walked into the room. "Mommy!" Haruto yelled seeing his Mom. She chuckled looking to her son. "Guys come meet your new baby sister." Katsuki said to his kids. Katsuki walked over to the bed as (Y/n) scooted over. Katsuki sat down in the free space and placed his daughter in his lap. Kirishima then pulled up a chair to the bed and placed Haruto into his lap. Both of the kids looked to the bundle their Mom was holding.

As they were looking the baby opened her eyes. Showing off her bright red eyes. "Wow. She has Daddy's eyes." Hana said. Katsuki chuckled hearing this. "Yeah but she looks more like Mommy." Haruto said to his sister. Kirishima and (Y/n) laughed at his comment. (Y/n) then looked up to Izuku and Shoto. "You guys can come look as well." she said to them. Izuku lit up hearing this and hurried over to see the new baby girl. Shoto followed close behind. "Aw! Aren't you just the cutest little thing?" Izuku asked looking at her. The baby laughed a bit as she looked to the male. Katsuki smiled and placed his friend above the baby's head and watched as she reached for it. Soon grabbing onto it and holding onto it tightly. "What's her name?" Shoto asked looking at the baby. "Sakura." both parents answered looking at her.

"Aw. Hi, Sakura. It's so nice to meet you." Izuku said to the baby. Katsuki then looked to his wife a bit in confusion. "What time is it?" he asked her. She shrugged a bit. "It's 11:48pm." Kirishima said as he pulled out his phone to check . "Why?" Kirishima asked looking to his friend. "Me and Sakura share the same birthday now." Katsuki said smiling. (Y/n)'s eyes widen in shock hearing as he said this. She went to say sorry to him before he smiled and kissed her cheek.

"Best birthday gift within a million years."

[my-own-character-in-everything]

The Overwatch YouTube AU That Didn't Need To Happen

Inspired by this and this. (Also, I’m supposed to be writing an essay right now, but my brain won’t stop thinking. So here is this garbage instead.)

This is a long ass post so here:

Genji went to beauty school after high school and now runs a beauty channel. (Much to the disappointment of his father. Whoops.)

He lives with his girlfriend Angela who is too busy being a doctor to run her own channel, but she is typically associated with Genji’s side channel. There, she features frequently enough in vlogs that no one asks where she is or how she's doing.

Hanzo also appears on the side channel a lot. He works as a simple geometry teacher, but eventually starts his own channel to post videos explaining math, Japanese, and other random stuff to people. Of course, it’s a side thing for him, so he doesn’t upload nearly as frequently as his brother does. Despite this, he’s actually very popular. Probably because they like listening to a hot tattooed older guy talk, Genji says. Hanzo doesn’t get it, really.

McCree runs a steadily growing cooking and baking channel. Which has absolutely nothing to do with why Hanzo started to get into YouTube. Of course not. What an absurd idea.

Now obviously, what kind of Overwatch YouTube AU would this be if Hana didn’t run a gaming channel? She also likes reviewing vinyl figures and other random pieces of merchandise.

Lúcio posts song covers. He often collaborates with guest singers and instrumentalists, remixing each backtrack to fit the guest’s sound. Because he cares like that. Also he does a lot of charity livestreams with Hana because they’re besties.

Fun Fact: In this AU, Lúcio has a girlfriend. But for all the internet stalkers in the world, no one can figure out who it is. (It’s not Hana because Hana’s shy boyfriend can sometimes be heard speaking Korean to her in the background of her Snapchat stories.)

Mei has an art blog where she’s trying to improve her English. Her channel is mainly speed paints, and her art is mostly naturescapes and quiet urges to care for the Earth. She rarely speaks on her channel, but when she does, she’s usually apologizing because English is not her first language. Like Hanzo, however, it’s more of a side thing: a break from her work as a climatologist.

Ana runs a gardening channel.

Reinhardt is her frequent and enthusiastic assistant. He mostly just carries bags of dirt and mulch, but he likes being helpful. Ana’s trying to get him to convince DIY home improvement and landscaping tutorials.

You would think Fareeha has a workout channel or something, but she actually just works as a cop. The internet knows who she is, though, because she appears a lot on her mother’s channel.

Zarya is the one with the workout channel. Surprise.

Gabe’s channel is literally just him pranking Jack, while Jack’s channel is literally just revenge pranks. Because they’re both super petty I don’t know what you expected.

Also, in this AU, Morreyeson is pretty much biggest gay YouTuber ship since Phan and Septiplier. Jack doesn’t mind it, but it’s Gabe who thinks it’s hilarious. He likes teasing and joking about the ship (sometimes Jack plays along) because the internet has yet to figure out that the two of them are actually married IRL.

Speaking of marriage, Amelie technically has a channel, but it’s pretty much run by Gerard, and what began as an idea to promote Amelie’s ballet studio eventually just devolved into Gerard being the biggest fanboy ever and gushing over how perfect his wife is. (Fortunately, Amelie is not aware of this fact, and people find their relationship super cute.)

Bastion runs a channel for an animal shelter. The videos are mainly footage of the animals, with edited text telling the stories behind each rescue and cheery music playing in the background. Bastion never talks in the videos, but the animals are cute, so of course the channel is successful.

Zenyatta runs an advice channel. Surprise.

Orisa and Efi, Zenyatta’s neighbors, are frequent guests on his channel. People like how straight to the point Orisa is, and Efi is just plain adorable.

Torbjörn doesn’t even run his channel. He’s too busy being an engineer, I don’t know. It’s literally just videos of the random things his eight kids get up to. The whole thing is basically a messy archive of home videos.

Junkrat’s channel is dedicated to cars that come into the mechanic shop to be fixed. Sometimes how-to/DIY tutorial videos, sometimes showing off pet projects.

Roadhog is his boss. He rides a motorcycle. Also, no one has ever seen his face. And he doesn’t have a channel. His voice can be heard in the background of Junkrat’s videos and someone may or may not have made a horror game featuring his voice

Satya has a crafting channel and uses a ruler for everything.

Tracer does parkour, while her girlfriend Emily is a food blogger. They also feature in each other’s travel vlogs a lot. The internet loves them because they’re super cute.

Winston doesn’t have a blog or channel or anything. He’s too busy being a scientist. He does appear on Tracer’s channel from time to time though, typically during the holidays.

And I don’t know how to end this post so...there you go