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cyberstabbing · 2 years ago

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sometimes my friend texts the girls groupchat and asks questions like today's: how should a man act towards the women in his life on international women's day? which is obviously about her boyfriend (an okay bf to her but also kind of a centrist). and often when she asks this i'm a bit tipsy or high. and i keep writing essay length answers about how men are shit. planting seeds for what i think she should challenge her boyfriend on. i know i'm her "miranda" friend, for lack of a less outdated and cliché example, so i really don't hold back. and it's so fun! i can tell she sometimes sits staring at my messages like i'm insane (lol). but she knows i've been right in the past with past boyfriends. anyways i love being a mean lesbian friend <3

#on a girls night her (now) ex bf decided to stay with us and was soo grumpy #he printed out some work paper and i folded them into paper planes and threw them at him lmao #and then ate cake with my bare hands #i was very drunk and have no memory of this #anyways he gave her an std after cheating unprotected so i say my behavior was well justified #we even stalked him to where he was cheating once lmao #he was also like 24 with a gf when he started going out with my friend at 17?!#mine #no proof reading we die like tumblrinas #i do want what's best for her so i'm not challenging her on planning to have kids soon #that's her decision and i know she's always wanted kids #but if her boyfriend is being a bit misogynistic or intolerant then yeah i will bring that up #like he was kinda '🤨' when i said i just found out my friend was a rapist and then dropped him #but then he said i shouldn't be alone with him so he'd go with me to get my stuff back #so he grinds my gears sometimes but he's not the worst

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