#no part of my phone spiel even REMOTELY sounds like jen

[door]

a lady called earlier to ask about donating books to us and at some point in the conversation she went "and your name is Jen?" and i went no??? my name is door. she goggled as most do, but asked me to spell it and wrote it down etc.

10 minutes later she called back and asked to speak to Jen. there is no Jen here, i said. there is, says she, i just spoke to her. you didn't, i say, you spoke to me, door, you wrote down my name.

later still she walked into the library. announced to me “i spoke to jen!”

WHO IS JEN