#no one should be subjected to that pee-yellow nightmare flat

[gothicprep]

more of my simsposting adventures: fixing that one yellow apartment in san myshuno that i hate with every fiber of my being. i hate that i can't upload this one to the gallery because that feature doesn't really work for singular apartments. i want to do a public service, but that's just not really in the cards sadly...

i'll put this below a cut, since i don't want to annoy people who aren't into this game with an image-heavy post.

so. just look at this abomination. it's like some asshole learned about color theory and extrapolated "ah yes, this obviously means all shades of purple go with all shades of yellow" out of that. i hate this build so much.

(also apologize for the angles, i didn't feel like digging up my usb mouse and plugging it in)

what a welcoming living room and kitchen space! the colors are definitely not ugly and the room itself definitely isn't too darkly lit! it's certainly not the kind of space that'll make you actively hate everything about your life, even if things are going well on paper!

and why would you? you get to eat each meal in this terrible kitchen and bathe and poop in this eyesore aqua bathroom.

but that's not all! every night you can rest here, knowing with certainty that your two children won't be driven to insanity by how exhausting every aspect of your apartment is.

we all struggle in real life, but in the sims 4, we have tools known as "motherlode" and "freerealestate on". so for a little bit of time, you can forget about stuff like that.

that's what this reno is for.

wow! what a nice kitchen! i don't know about you, but it'd be pretty great to cook and eat here each day.

it's definitely a lot less room to watch tv than before, but i'd argue this is all the space you need.

now that's what i call a comfortable master bedroom! while the bathroom is still pretty small, at least it feels like a more intentional space now.

this new floor plan features one less bed for children than the other, but i'll ask you this – would you rather have one happy kid, or two miserable ones? i think the answer is pretty obvious.

anyway, that's my bold new take on the worst apartment ever. let me know your thoughts.