#no not for that

[acecasinova]

AaaaaAAAHHHH My gut is playing a game I do not like

[thendofallthendingss]

SO ITS ABOUT JOE ASGKFNSNNSZNF

[ask-yam-yam]

This happened yesterday...

Me And a friend are playing zombies right and...

Friend: dude I think my girlfriend is jealous of you XD

Me: she should be cause your mine now ;)

Friend: XD oh shit Nat did you hear that he said I'm his now...*pause*

*mic moving noises*

His girlfriend: I know he's yours now babe known that for about a week now...

*mic noises*

Friend: XD

Me: X'D holy shiiiiiit

His girlfriend: *in the background* In fact tell him to come over here and suck your dick for me cause I'm tired of sucking it!!!!!

Me: O//////O' WHAT THE FUUU....

Friend: HOLYSHIIIT!!!!

*We both spaz out laughing and get killed by zombies*

*after we catch pur breath*

Me: OK so dude you got a keeper!!!!

Friend: I know right!!!?!?!? X3

[tempestpaige]

jen was really good in american hustle tho