#no nhks were harmed in the making of this nonsense
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i oft say that i blame @theforbodingboglands for things and it only applies even more than ever today of all days, so anyway here’s mambo no. five wonderwall 209 words of things, have a good (birth)day
BREAKING NEWS, proclaims the usually-demure NHK news ticker, JAPAN’S MOURI RAN CLINCHES BOTH KATA AND KUMITE GOLD AT WORLDS IN RECORD-SETTING WIN –––
Onscreen said record-holder is smiling bashfully (medals glinting from behind an armful of bouquets) against a backdrop of World Karate Championship banners, having just finished her interview with the reporter who now turns back to the camera.
“Though this year’s competition was held abroad, many longtime fans travelled all the way here to Budapest to cheer her on, including Mouri-senshu’s husband Kudo Shinichi-san – ”
She’s followed (or interrupted, rather) by a thunk suspiciously resembling what a person-sized object would sound like if it happened to flail and fall over just several inches offscreen.
“Don’t bother, that’s just the Shinichi-kun – oh, sorry, I mean Mr. Mouri –fainting from excessive happiness,” comes a (similarly offscreen) voice that would likely have been inaudible if its owner hadn’t been well-practised in projecting over louder situations, and one far more familiar to audiences of the society section rather than the sports news. “Thanks for that, by the way, he’s going to be insufferable about it for the rest of the week – the rest of the month – now. But you may talk to this Sonoko-sama instead, of course!”
#detective conan#shinran#fanfiction#mine#sonoko-sama is here for this (even if no one involved will ever live it down)#if any of this seems familiar at all#the answer is halloweenverse#anyway i still know nothing about karate but at least i googled this time#and like pro karatekas doing both kata and kumite isn't really a thing?? or something#(shinichi fanning himself in the audience box: hot)#also i wanted to make it olympics karate but that's apparently a one-off event??????so#no nhks were harmed in the making of this nonsense#MORNING ETA: if this also sounds like viktor 'katsuki yuuri's trophy husband' nikiforov - yes#yes it is#also lmao @ the sudden switch to eng honorific but i don't actually know the equivalent to oku-sama#danna-sama??
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