#no need to fact check bc i said so and everyone knows it 😤

[coulsons-left-arm]

The liquid courage of my expired cold medicine on a semi empty stomach has convinced me I shouldn't keep this thought in the Discord.... So now all of you have to suffer with it too. 🙂🫶🏻

What if instead of Skye getting shot in s1, it was Coulson, and Skye is the one that finds him? *My thought is rough and it's been a while since I've watched the scene, so bear with me. 💀*

Like, Quinn mentions something to Coulson about how he's glad Coulson didn't send in Skye considering how much he loves and cares for that kid? And Coulson wasn't fast enough to swipe the gun out of Quinn's hand, and gets shot in the gut... And to make it worse, he shoots him another couple times for good measure since mans is known for coming back from the dead.

Coulson drops to the ground, trying to put pressure on his wound, but he can't do it alone. He needs help. He can't call for help bc the pain is overriding the usage of his diaphragm. So he starts inching his way over to the door, but passes out when he props himself against the wall to reach the door knob.

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Daisy heard the shots, and was running straight towards it, tunnel vision bc she's got a bad feeling about it.

She finds the door ajar, and swings it open, gun out front, but something right next to the door jam catches her eye... And it's him. Her heart goes into her throat, she starts to shake, and words just seem to unconsciously string from her mouth as she finds his wounds, puts pressure on it, and starts calling his name, louder and louder, thinking if that'll wake him up. She lightly smacks his cheek a little bit with her palm but it doesn't work.

A pulse. She needs to find a pulse. Putting her fingers up to his neck, she can't tell if it's there or not. It's possible it could be weak enough that she can't feel it under her shaky hands. And that's what she hopes. That's what she has to hope for.

Jemma's name comes flying out of her mouth as she returns her hand from his neck to his abdomen. Theres blood. Just so much of it. It makes her faith in him waiver and she wants to break, but there's still a chance. There has to be a chance that he will make it.

It feels like eons before the biochemist shows up, and before Skye knows it she's asking what to do. She can't let him die. Not after he took a chance on her to join his team. She still has to prove herself, prove her worth to him, show him that she's capable and he wasn't wrong for picking a civilian to join his team.

Jemma works quickly, asking for help to get him into the hyperbaric chamber. Skye helps lift him in, not even feeling any strain on her muscles from the adrenaline forcing it's way through her veins at what feels like the speed of light. They can't afford to lose Coulson. The ringing in her ears has her asking Simmons if it's working in a harsh tone. The look of uncertainty and fear in her eyes creates a pit in Skye's stomach. She helps the team get the chamber into the Bus, and once everyone boards and May guides them into the air, she can't seem to remove her bloodied hand from the glass. She can't leave him. She needs to know he's still alive, if only barely. She needs to see the spike of a heart rate, hear the beep of the monitor. If she doesn't, she isn't sure what her brain and body will do.

They can't afford to lose him. She can't afford to lose him.

[tarot-junkie]

Things. A summary.

Watched Willy wonka with my son. First time for him. Realized grandpa Joe and the rest of the old schmoes are the biggest bums ever. EVER. baby Charlie gives him TOBACCO money. And that man can’t even get out of bed. WHO IS GONNA GO BUY THE TOBACCO, Joe?

Also who sleeps in a bed for 20 years with the same smelly people. Gross.

Why do all of the couples have male/female name equivalents. Was this in the book? Joe. Josephine. Henry. Henrietta.

Veruca salt was perfectly cast. Classic bitch. Love to see it. Give her all the awards. EGOT, level unlocked.

Gene wilder is GOAT and delivers every line perfectly.

And yet…here I was, thinking about that odd-looking chef-man person with 2 first names and a color for his name. (You know who) that looks exactly like gene. But I’m still not into said 3 namer.

I don’t like timothee. (I don’t like most people 😂😂). MEH. Don’t know how I feel about the new wonka.

@oh-my-damn came across your vile and terrifying veneers thing and cannot unsee. Also RE: wigs and teeth comment. Dying.

I need more recipes to try out. Eventually.

Had so many meetings I felt like being a vegetable after work. Just. 😵‍💫

Unfollowed a very old friend on social media bc I’m tired. TIRED of people defending unborn, non fully formed fetuses without consideration for the fact that government should not, in fact, try to govern women’s bodies. But please Emily, tell everyone how people should DELIVER them, instead. Regardless of the circumstances. GO TEBOW SOMEWHERE ELSE 😤🤬

Thinking of reading the bridgerton series. Opinions? Queen Charlotte was fantastic, btw.

Hoping to get over the hump of the initial new job responsibility scaries. Whew.

Not done Xmas shopping.

Weird bloggers are interesting to creep on.

I’ve blocked tags on CE, Sydney Sweeney. Glen Powell. Margot Robbie, Taylor and Travis. (But also I still sometimes check under the tag 😂😂) bc they all easily annoy me HAHA

Lastly, Colin Farrell is a gem. That is all